Xin Weiyang hesitated, lowered her voice and said in her ear, "Uh...... If it weren't for the fact that there was something wrong with me......"

"No, no, no. It's guaranteed to not hurt your self-esteem, and it's absolutely effective. She whispered to him, biting his ear.

When he heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief: it turned out that this matter could still be operated in this way.

At this time, the mobile phone rang, Yan Rushun winked at him, turned around and went out to answer the phone.

The porter next to him came up, took the list and asked Xin Weiyang to sign, and pouted in a thick accent: "Brother, I said that your daughter-in-law is not good." ”

Xin Weiyang signed the dragon and phoenix dance, raised his eyebrows, and asked a question.

The porter said: "How can there be a daughter-in-law like you who provokes her husband to quarrel with her mother-in-law? ”

Xin Weiyang subconsciously wanted to defend Yan Rushun: "This, the situation of each family is different, you don't understand." ”

"I heard it all just now, isn't it your mother who wants her to have a baby? If this daughter-in-law marries and doesn't have children, it is better to have a dog. "The master porter is awe-inspiring.

"Master, how capable is your dog, can he make money or raise a baby, can he give you a hot meal or can he help you support the elderly?" Yan Rushun didn't know when he would come back after answering the phone, and unceremoniously snatched the porter master for nothing.

The porter master was caught by the person concerned for speaking ill of people, and he felt bored, so he shrank his neck and picked his scalp, and walked away in disgrace.

Yan Rushun looked at Xin Weiyang and picked up: "Or, you can also raise a dog?"

"No. ”

"How?"

Xin Weiyang coughed: "I said it, the money I earn is for my wife." ”

Sure enough, it's not difficult to say what has been said. The important thing is that the effect is just as good.

Yan Rushun pushed aside the dark clouds and saw the blue sky, and stepped forward with a smile and hugged his arm: "Don't say it, although you have a cold personality, you are still very qualified to be a husband." ”

Xin Weiyang: "...... Shun Shun, can you not mention that word in the future?"

Anyway, when she went back to see Xin's mother next weekend, Yan Rushun used the excuse of cooking to leave enough space for the two, and Xin Weiyang followed her instructions and succeeded in negotiating with his mother.

And the killer feature of success is these few words: "Mom, in fact, Shun Shun has been taking birth control pills." ”

"Ahh ”

"I know, Mom, don't worry. I've already thought about it, even if I tell her to stop taking the medicine, she's in a bad mood, and it's not good for pregnancy, don't you say?"

Xin's mother was anxious: "Then what does she want?"

Xin Weiyang said: "Mom, Shun Shun is a person who pays more attention to privacy, and she finds it difficult to accept that you suddenly went to search the house we rented this time." In the future, can you stop asserting our affairs, and leave everything to me to solve. In this way, I can guarantee to convince her to stop taking the drug and happily try to get pregnant. Everyone was happy. ”

"I'm for your good, you don't appreciate it!" Although this cruel sentence was abandoned, Xin Mu compromised in the end.

So, the two rushed to the hospital for an examination the next day as agreed.

First, a doctor asks about the basics, as is customary.

Doctor: "How many years have you been married?"

Xin Weiyang pretended to be an ostrich, and Yan Rushun only spoke: "A little more than half a month." ”

The doctor looked at them: "How long is the sex history?"

The two glanced at each other, but Yan Rushun spoke: "No." ”

The doctor stared at the two of them in surprise: "What is the problem? is it that you don't lift, have painful intercourse, or do you have some psychological problems?"

Xin Weiyang lowered his head and silently swore that no matter what happened in the future, he would never come back to do such a messy inspection.

Yan Rushun glanced at him and decided to save face for him, so he shook his head: "Nothing." ”

The doctor seriously criticized: "Since you have arrived at the hospital, you must tell the truth, otherwise the doctor will not be able to help you." As for your privacy, I'll keep it a secret, understand?"

"Yes, doctor, we just didn't have a relationship for the time being because we didn't have a wedding. ”

The doctor was even more curious: "So what are you going to do with fertility tests? This kind of test is usually done by couples who can't conceive naturally within a year." ”

Yan Rushun smiled dryly: "That's not my mother-in-law who reported it to us, so I had to come." ”

"Oh......" The doctor suddenly realized, glanced at Yan Rushun sympathetically, no longer asked, and handed over the examination list of the two, "Then you can check one by one according to this list, and after the examination, just hand over the list." ”

Xin Weiyang got up and walked outside the hospital.

Yan Rushun hurriedly pulled him down: "Eh, where are you going?"

"Don't check it anymore. ”

"Oh, I told your mom that I can't do it without checking. ”

"Nothing to check. Xin Weiyang said, "The doctors have said that they will not be able to conceive naturally within a year before they come for a check-up." ”

That's not what your mother was looking for!

After getting along for so long, Yan Rushun also knew that most of the doctor's words just now made him embarrassed, so he couldn't help but laugh, shook his arm, and persuaded him with good words: "It's all here, and the money has been spent, so let's do it together." ”

This voice was a little coquettish, and Xin Weiyang's ears were crisp when he heard it.

He finally nodded helplessly.

A couple next to them glanced at them with indescribable strange eyes and left the hospital directly.

Sluggish as Xin Weiyang felt strange: "Why did they look at us like that just now?"

Yan Rushun glanced at each other up and down, and was puzzled: "Who knows, there are quite a lot of weirdos in this society now." It's okay, let's not blame it. ”

When he was asked to do a semen test, Xin Weiyang finally realized what might have happened at that time.

He asked in disbelief, "Doctor, what did you say?"

The doctor repeated in a good temper: "I said, the room at the end of the left turn is the sperm retrieval room, you can just close the door and collect the sperm by yourself after you go in." ”

"No, you just said how to get sperm?"

"Generally, you can solve it by yourself, but if it really doesn't work, you can ask your wife or girlfriend for help. ”

Xin Weiyang and the doctor stared wide-eyed.

No wonder the couple had that look, at that time, Yan Rushun coaxed him to say, "Let's do it together", as "people who came over", most of them thought they were talking about sperm extraction.

Thinking of how arrogant he was once mistaken for, the conservative professor of Xin University instantly felt unable to look directly at the whole world.

He ran directly to find Yan Rushun.

Yan Rushun was in the ultrasound room, and the doctor asked her to take off her pants.

Since she was a child, she was sharpened by the hospital story told by her mother, she knew what was wrong, and hurriedly waved her hand: "Doctor, I don't do yin ultrasound, only abdominal ultrasound." ”

The B-ultrasound doctor was displeased: "The abdominal ultrasound is not as clear as the yin ultrasound, and the examination effect is not good." ”

"I know, but I haven't had sex yet. ”

The ultrasound doctor glared at her: "Then why did you come for a gynecological examination?"

She had to explain again: "If the elders don't let me do it, I can't help it." ”

The ultrasound doctor estimated that he was in a bad mood today, so he waved his hand directly to drive people away: "Then what are you still doing lying down?" Get up, isn't this delaying our time?" ”

Yan Rushun asked, "What about the abdominal supersound?"

"In the ultrasound room next door. ”

Yan Rushun had no choice but to tidy up her clothes and queue up again, but as soon as she went out, she bumped into Xin Weiyang.

He darkened his face and said, "Then I won't do the check." ”

Seeing that his face was very bad, she couldn't help but wonder: "What inspection?"

He kept silent.

She was going to take a look at his checklist directly, but Xin Weiyang clenched the checklist and didn't let go.

The two tug-of-war back and forth several times like a tug-of-war, and finally the checklist "Thorn" was torn out of a long hole.

"Let it go. She glared at him, "I'm your wife, what are you afraid of?"

Xin Weiyang reluctantly let go.

Yan Rushun, who was born in the Xinglin family, glanced at it and immediately understood what was going on.

She glanced around, leaned into his ear, covered her mouth and whispered, "Can't you get it?"

Xin Weiyang's face "snorted", as red as a monkey's buttocks.

It's not ashamed, but a woman who talks about men's intimacy in public, without blushing at all, feels a 10,000-point critical blow to his heart. The most depressing thing is that this woman is still his wife.

In his opinion, Yan Rushun is good at everything, but the fact that he is open-mouthed and does not know how to be reserved is too challenging for his ability to bear.

Yan Rushun looked at his face, but thought that he had guessed correctly, and continued: "It's okay, I'll ask Meibai to send me some resources to lend you to see, which type do you prefer?" Sora Aoi or Maria Ozawa?"

Xin Weiyang felt a heat in his nose, and quickly lowered his head to cover his nose, while glaring at her fiercely.

Yan Rushun thought that he was not satisfied, and cleared his throat uncomfortably: "Don't expect me to help, the main thing is that I don't know this technique yet." ”

He couldn't bear it anymore, and ran quickly with her to a no-man's corner.

"Hey, I'm just talking about how your nosebleed is coming down. Yan Rushun's sentence was tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, but she also muttered in a low voice, "This is exciting, it should be easy to take sperm manually." Oh, is that the reason for your frigidity?"

Xin Weiyang, who has always been gentle, pressed the wing of his nose and raised his eyebrows to admonish people: "Can you pay attention when you speak? Are you a woman saying those things casually? And in public, aren't you ashamed to say those words?"

He felt that he was already a little loud, but Yan Rushun didn't mean to bow his head and admit his mistake, but squinted his eyes to reveal a meaningful gaze, and said with a smile: "I understand, those words can't be said in public, they can only be said to you in private, right?"

Burst!

The nosebleeds were more pleasant.

He, he, how could he mean that? She did it on purpose, right?

Did God see that his life was too smooth, so he deliberately sent Yan Rushun, a little goblin, to clean him up?