A few people gobbled it up, and it was eaten quickly!

After eating, both men and women, fat and thin, stared at Fang Zheng with big eyes. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Fang Zheng spread his hands and said: "A few donors, the water has also been drunk, and the food has also been eaten, maybe you will listen to the poor monk?"

"Master, you say. But before I say that, can I eat again? You don't know what kind of rice it is, it's the best rice I've ever eaten in my life! The more I eat, the hungrier I get. The fat man exclaimed.

Fang Zheng shook his head decisively, joke, he didn't have enough to eat, and he still gave it to these people? Did he think he was starving to death fast enough, and he still wanted to hang up and speed up?

What else did the fat man say, Jiang Ting pulled the fat man and said, "Okay, fat man, take it when you see it." The master's willingness to give food is already a great kindness. ”

The fat man really shut up, his mouth is soft, and his hands are short. In addition, all the magic of this temple really convinced him.

Jiang Ting stepped forward and said, "Master, you were going to say something to me before, but unfortunately, Jiang Ting didn't know what to do and didn't listen." Please don't be surprised, master, if you have anything to say, just say it. ”

"Yes, yes, you just say it, don't say that our Yin Hall is black, blood and light disaster or something. That's a liar when you hear it. The fat man exclaimed unabashedly.

The monkey went up and kicked it, and the fat man said aggrievedly: "Dead monkey, what are you kicking me for?

"Shut up! Shut up! Speak again, get out of the car and let go of all the breath, and go back by yourself!" the monkey scolded.

The fat man wanted to say something, but everyone collectively glared at him! The fat man resolutely shut up.

The monkey smiled at the other party's correctness and said, "Master, don't blame, just say it." ”

Fang Zheng smiled bitterly, these guys are all fortune tellers, right? Why do he say it so accurately every time he wants to speak? Fang Datong last time, the dead fat man this time, is simply a graduate of a seminary.

But Fang Zheng still said, not for anything else, two lives, two lottery opportunities! So Fang Zheng said: "A few donors, you only need to agree to one request from the poor monk." ”

"Oh, the master said, go up the knife mountain, go down the sea of fire, we don't dare. But what you can do, you can still do. The monkey didn't dare to say anything, the monk in front of him was mysterious, and the other party couldn't do anything well, he really didn't dare to boast about Haikou.

Fang Zheng smiled and said: "The poor monk doesn't need other people, this donor and this female donor, promise the poor monk, if you encounter a convoy of four coal trucks in the future, don't overtake, slow down, and keep a safe distance." ”

"Huh, that's it?" the monkey and Lu Xiaoya were stunned.

Jiang Ting, the fat man, and Ruan Ying were also stunned, but they didn't expect the master in front of them to say such a headless sentence after going around in a circle.

The monkey was also a spirit, and immediately asked, "Master, what have you calculated?"

Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "The donor doesn't need to ask more, he just needs to remember the words of the poor monk and follow them, even if he repays today's water and rice." At the same time, Fang Zheng asked the system: "When I say this, it can't be regarded as revealing the heavenly machine, right?"

"As long as you don't tell the whole story, if it's just a guide, it doesn't count. But you've said a little too much today, so it's better to say less in the future. The system reminded.

Fang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that the system would give him another bad review, deduct points or something, and when the task was completed, but he didn't get a good prize, that would be really depressing. After all, it's a very difficult task.

With all that said, what else can the monkey say?

The monkey opened his mouth, screamed, and said angrily: "Lu Xiaoya, what are you pinching me for?"

"The master is talking to you, why are you in a daze? Lu Xiaoya glared.

The monkey originally had some questions he wanted to ask, but he was forced by his own woman to stop asking, and simply said: "Master don't worry, I remember what you said, if you really bump into it, you will never overtake, and drive at a safe distance." ”

Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction, made a gesture of please, and said, "A few donors, it's not early, let's go down the mountain as soon as possible." I don't stay overnight on this mountain. ”

The monkey, the fat man, Jiang Ting and others were indeed tired, although they drank water and ate crystal rice, but after all, people are not machines. So they said goodbye and left, and several people went down the mountain safely, returned to the car, and looked back at Yizhi Mountain, where the clouds and mist were rising, hazy, and dreamlike.

Jiang Ting silently took out his mobile phone, took a photo, and posted a new Weibo: "Today, I climbed this Yizhi Mountain with the fat man, monkey, Xiaoya, and Ying'er, and saw the Yizhi Temple. After the most fulfilling, peculiar, and dreamy day I've ever had since I was a child. To this day, I still feel like I'm in a dream, and who can tell me if I'm dreaming or awake?"

Jiang Ting originally wanted to write a sentence about Fang Zheng, but the handsome bald monk with a sunny smile flashed in his mind, and his pretty face turned red, but he didn't know how to write it. I'm always afraid that I will make a mistake and misunderstand......

With the sound of the fat man's whistle, Jiang Ting came back to his senses and left.

Fang Zheng looked at the backs of a few people leaving, and scolded in his heart: "You bastards, you eat and drink the sprinkler's family, so you can go to the pillar incense!

After Fang Zheng finished scolding, he still didn't give up, returned to the main hall, searched inside and out, what incense burner underground, under the offering table, under the futon, all searched...... Then he hung his head, sighed, went back to the backyard, and went to sleep. This night, he was disappointed and sleepless......

"Ding! As a master, you have to gain and lose, and it doesn't meet the requirements of the system. There is no need for a hit, and there is no need for a hit. ”

"Is this a consolation for your conscience?" Fang Zheng asked.

"Ding! I'm just reminding you that if you don't sleep, you'll be hungrier. ”

"You ......" Fang Zheng touched his belly, but he was not hungry! At lunch, he was compassionate and made a pot of rice for Jiang Ting and the others, but now there is not much rice, so he wants to save it. So I decided to skip dinner and go to bed early, so that I wouldn't be hungry when I fell asleep.

However, as soon as the system reminded him, he found that he was hungry!

Whew...... Outside, the lone wolf is hungry......

At the foot of the mountain, three cars entered Yizhi Village, and prepared to leave the village in a twist and turn.

Song Ergou, who said that he was not Fang Zheng in the morning, finished dinner and squatted in the corner of the wall to brag. As soon as he saw the luxury car coming out, he immediately shouted, "Hey, what's going on on the mountain? What did Fang Zheng tell you?"

The window rolled down, and the fat man stretched out a thumbs up and said, "This temple is awesome!

Then one foot on the gas pedal and gone!