Chapter 1633: You just admit it, you are really sick.
"This is also an arithmetic problem of less than ten, you listen. Xu Duan rolled up his sleeves and said.
"Come on!" Li Dade also fought hard to prove that he was not sick.
"There are six steamed buns in the basin, and each of the six children gets one, so may I ask, why is there one left in the basin?" asked Xu Xuan.
"That's impossible! Six people and six steamed buns, how can there be one left?!" Li Dade blurted out when he heard this.
Not to mention Li Dade, even the other people at the scene were confused when they heard the words, six people divided six steamed buns, isn't it just enough to divide? Is there still one left?
"Is there one left?" how can you figure it out?" Li Bingxue asked a person beside her in a low voice, she thought it was really an arithmetic problem.
"I don't know, six people and six steamed buns are exactly one for each person, how can there be one left?" asked the person next to her.
"There's a problem with that, right?"
"That's it, there must be something wrong with this question, it is impossible to have one left, just six steamed buns, how can there be left?"
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Many people were like Li Bingxue and them, looking at Xu Xuan and them while talking about it.
"Can't you answer, do you admit to being sick?" Xu asserted.
"I don't admit it, if you have the ability, how can you say that there is still one left!" Li Dade said, and when he said this, everyone immediately looked at Xu Duan, wondering how he let six people divide six steamed buns and there was still one left.
"Let me tell you, it's not terrible to be sick, it's a big taboo to avoid medical treatment, and you have to treat it quickly if you are sick!" Xu Duan patted Li Dade on the shoulder and sighed, and said to Lin Ying'er: "Tell him why there is still a steamed bun left in the basin." ”
Because the last child took the basin with him. Lin Yinger said.
Poof!
When everyone at the scene heard this, they couldn't help laughing, and their tears were about to burst into laughter, because they really regarded this problem as an arithmetic problem, but it turned out that there was such a divine turn, but they all burst out laughing in a minute.
Burst!
Li Dade is really about to vomit blood, I'm Nima, what about the arithmetic problems that he said were good? What about the arithmetic problems that he said were good? Why did the arithmetic problems that he said were good turn into brain teasers? He is not stupid, this is not a sketch, can he still think that Xu Xuan is cheating on him in vain?
"Look, it's as simple as that, you said you wouldn't be sick, how could you not answer?
"I'm not sick!" Li Dade yelled angrily, and it was the only one who could make him angry like this.
"Are you sick or not, do you let everyone say no? Do you all say he's sick?"
"Yes!" Everyone else was angry with Li Dade just now, and at this time, Xu Duan asked not to mention more cooperation with Xu Xuan, and told Li Dade that he was sick at that time, and he cried angrily when he took all the brushes and brushed them in unison.
"You see, the eyes of the masses are bright. Xu Duan spread his hands.
"I'm just not sick!" Although Li Dade behaved more politely, his eloquence was not very good, and he was squeezed by Xu Xuan's interaction, and the audience suddenly didn't know what to say.
"You're still not convinced, don't say I won't give you a chance, I'll give you another one, if you can't answer this time, you can't say that you're not sick, you have to go back to take medicine, you know?" Xu asserted.
When Li Dade heard this, he already understood Xu Xuan's brain teaser routine, and in order to prove that he was not sick, he gritted his teeth and said, "You come again!"
"Okay, listen to the question. Xu Duan rolled up his sleeves again and said: "There is a man named Lao Wang who lives next door to your house, and he will be very happy to greet you every day when he passes by your door and praise your wife for her beauty and ability, but you found that he has shaved his face forty or fifty times a day, and his face is still bearded, what is the reason for this?"
The old Wang next door didn't know this stalk, Li Dade didn't know, so he didn't know that Xu Duan secretly rubbed the goods and said that Lao Wang praised his daughter-in-law for being beautiful and capable, and when he heard the words, he looked dazed, shaved his face forty or fifty times a day, and he still had a beard on his face, what kind of monster is this? Is it born with strong body hair? But even if the body hair is vigorous, he can't be so strong that he shaves his face forty or fifty times a day and has a beard, so it's too fast, right?
Xu Duan asked this question, let alone Li Dade, even Li Bingxue and those people at the scene were also confused, because no one knew what the situation was, how could it be, he shaved his face forty or fifty times a day, and his face was full of beards, why did it grow?
"That's impossible, right?" said Li Dade with a confused look.
"Look, I'll tell you that you have a problem with your brain, and you still don't admit it, so you don't have anything to say now, right?" Xu Xuan said suddenly.
"Then what do you say is the reason?" Li Dade really couldn't understand why a person could still have a beard after shaving his face forty or fifty times a day, which was completely impossible!
"Ying'er, tell him why. Xu asserted.
"Because Lao Wang is a barber. Lin Yinger said.
Burst!
Everyone at the scene sprayed on the spot when they heard the words, and many people really laughed and couldn't sit down on the table with their waists on their backs.
"Hahahaha, it's someone else's face that Lao Wang shaves, hahaha!" Li Bingxue held the table and burst into tears.
"Ahem, hahahaha!" Fang Yu, who was sitting not far away, happened to take a sip of wine before swallowing when he heard this answer, and choked on the spot, coughing and laughing breathlessly.
Xu Duan looked at the circle of people laughing breathlessly and said: "Look, how simple, so you do have a problem with your brain, you have to admit it! ”
"I don't admit it, I'm okay with my brain, who can think of a problem like you!" Li Dade resolutely refused to admit that he had a problem with his brain.
"That's what I thought! I'll answer all these questions!" Lin Ying'er said.
"That's because you have a problem in your brain, this kind of angle of asking questions is generally normal people, who would think like that?" Li Dade said angrily.
"Hey, then I'll ask you a normal question, everyone on the scene knows the question you just answered that one plus one equals how much, dare to come?" Lin Ying'er heard that Li Dade actually said that she had a problem in her brain, and suddenly said, you dare to answer the questions asked by your sisters, you still can't answer them, and you also dig a pit and dig a big pit.
"Then you come!" said Li Dade.
"Listen up. Lin Ying'er said: "Let me ask you, under what circumstances does one plus one equal to two." ”
"One plus one equals two in the case of miscalculation!" As soon as Li Dade heard Lin Ying'er's question, the sentence was the same as Xu Xuan's question, and he immediately thought that it was still the question Xu Duan had asked, and blurted out almost the same as Fan Wei without thinking.
"Two! I'm asking under what circumstances one plus one equals two!" Lin Ying'er suddenly stretched out two slender and white fingers and said in front of Li Dade.
When Li Dade heard this, Lin Ying'er asked him under what circumstances one plus one is equal to two, and his face suddenly froze, and he muttered with a sluggish look: "Two, didn't you just say three?"
"You said you can't even tell the difference between two and three, how far are you from two? Are you embarrassed to say that you are not sick?" Lin Ying'er looked at Li Dade and said, "You just admit it, you are sick!"
Poof!
Everyone laughed out of breath when they heard this, and they were all about to laugh stupidly, because in fact, everyone understood that Lin Yinger was taking advantage of Li Dade's eagerness to prove that he was not sick and did not listen carefully to the topic, and it had nothing to do with whether he was sick or not.
"I said a long time ago, you really have a problem with your brain, you just admit it, and treat it while it's still too late. Xu Duan patted the stunned Li Dade and said.
"She didn't pay attention to the question while I didn't hear it clearly, if you have the ability to do another one, I will definitely be able to answer it!" Li Dade is going crazy at this time, Xu Duan and Lin Ying'er are going crazy when you are sick, and you have to prove that you are not sick.
"Okay, okay, for the sake of your more serious condition, I'll take care of you, the topic of the third grade of primary school, okay?" Xu asserted.
Li Dade was in a hurry to prove himself at this time, and he didn't think much about Xu Xuan's words, so he blurted out: "No, if you have the ability, you can follow the fourth grade!"
"Fourth grade, okay?" Xu Duan asked.
"It's all right in the fifth grade!" said Li Dade.
Hearing this, Xu Xuan shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands to the rest of the banquet hall, as if to say, you see, he is really sick, he himself is like this, who can save him? Everyone laughed when they looked at him in a minute.
"Poofhaha, this Li Dade is going to be spoiled by that immoral thing haha!" Li Bingxue said to the people beside her.
"I'm about to be played stupid, prove myself with brain teasers, isn't this just sick haha!"
"Who said it wasn't, I've never seen such a stupid hahaha!"
"Anyway, isn't that thing really sick in the brain?"
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