"Nani??"

Then, he said cautiously: "Master Mingjian, I'm drunk, and it is against the laws and regulations of the Great Crossing to do the task of drunken crossing transformation!"

2 seconds have passed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

[Dear Mr. Anti-inflammatory, whether to wear it or not, and in what posture and in what way to cross? Also, there are no laws and regulations for the crossing itself, and it is not [big], and, even if there is, it cannot be crossed without drunkenness. 】

“……”

Innocently blinked his eyes, and then, anti-inflammatory is to make a sad expression.

"Then I'm tired all day, it's half past ten o'clock, let's get some sleep! No matter how domineering your system president is, you can't deprive me of the basic human rights to eat and sleep as a citizen, right?"

Anti-inflammatory feels that his set of rhetoric is done in one go, seizing the right time, place and people, which is simply too level. The system must be stunned, confused, stupid, and deeply complacent about the contract to me, a high-end technical talent who is beneficial to the development of society and humanities!

[Mr. Xiaoyan, I know from your mind that you plan to use the last 100 yuan in your hand to buy a set of hero skins for a while, and fight until dawn, vowing not to give up until you reach gold. 】

The old bottom was exposed, and the anti-inflammatory immediately turned red. "You know what is going on in my head, do you know it??"

[Mr. Anti-inflammatory, does the system know it, this is not the key to the problem.] The key is, do you plan to be a sling wire like this for the rest of your life? Don't you want to get ahead, let the charter wife look at you with admiration, let the fat man kneel and lick when he sees you, and when he returns to his hometown in the countryside, he will return to his hometown in fine clothes, and then, in a fair and upright manner, marry the goddess of your dreams - Li Yayi. 】

Anti-inflammatory immediately kneeled!

"The system is big, what you said is so right! I listen to you, I listen to you! You just say, when will you cross? What task?"

"As long as you give instructions, I will not say anything about the inflammation, and if I can't do it, I won't be a man-"

【……】

The system emitted a series of exclamation points, as if thinking about whether the current anti-inflammatory is a real man...

However, the system quickly gives you a hint of the task:

[The second level of the little dragon girl who has passed through the transformation: the reversal of the Valley of Desperation, the Lord of the Valley of Despair. Or 3 chances. 】

[Requirement 1, within the specified hour, reverse the ruthless valley lord Gongsun stop once. 】

[Requirement 2 must be in front of Yang Guo. 】

[Requirement 3, oo×× After that, you have to ensure that you are still a virgin. (After all, the purity of the little dragon girl cannot be tarnished)]

After listening to the anti-inflammatory, a mouthful of old blood is soaring 5 feet away...

"Groove Nima~"

"Are you sure you're doing this task for someone??"

"It's okay to cross and transform into the heroine Xiaolongnu! The last task, it is required not to be defiled by Yin Zhiping within ten minutes~ Forget it! But peat, this time not only requires [reverse push] Gongsun to stop that old bastard, but also in front of [Yang Guo], and what is even more unacceptable is that after 00 ××, he must ensure that he is still a pure [virgin] body??"

"Could it be that the old man of the system wants to tell me: Xiaolongnu's peach blossom pool is thousands of feet deep, or ~ that ruthless valley lord Gongsun Zhi, in fact, is a enoki mushroom, or a toothpick, or, smaller... Is it an embroidery needle??"

【……】

[Please use civilized language in the host, and be elegant and not dirty...]

If the system is so serious, it really makes the anti-inflammatory egg hurt.

However, when I didn't wait for the inflammation to be complained again, the voice of the system was quite grandiose.

[The main quest is already difficult, and the host can open the [Side Quest] quest, but it will not be possible until the system is upgraded to 2.0. 】

[When the host successfully clears the 3 main quests, the system will automatically upgrade to 2.0, and the corresponding new function will be unlocked.] However, after Mr. Anti-Inflammation does not complete the second level of this main quest, it is impossible to open the third level of the main quest of crossing transformation. 】

Anti-inflammatory listened quite speechless. "That means that I have no choice, and only after honestly completing the second level, which is more than ten times more perverted and difficult than the first level, can I proceed to the next level transformation task??"

[The host is selective] The system replied in a very flat voice.

[You can choose not to cross the task of transformation, and honestly continue to be your sling: a poor ghost who can't even afford to eat the cheapest 3 pieces of 5 instant noodles, and a homeless man who was driven out of the street because he can't pay 3 months' rent!

After a pause, the system sounded.

[I can clearly tell you that the reward for this second level task is one more than the first level of 2, a total of 3 pieces.] Among them, the cash reward alone is also 1,000 yuan more than the first level, which is 3,000 soft girl coins!]

Anti-inflammatory tangled ~ about 2 seconds.

He directly lowered his noble head again-

"Okay, okay! System God, your old man has won!!"

For example, when he eats with the miser king fat man, he will be distressed to death for a plate of 8 yuan cold cucumbers, and he will be distressed to death if he wants 2 plates, and he will say that it is too extravagant...

How to do the anti-inflammatory in the end, yes, of course, if you have money, you have to load the pen hard! Braised beef and spiced chicken wings, see no, two plates of each... Even the beef ramen, it is quite a tyrant who comes directly to a bowl for 10 yuan~

Come back, when you pay the rent to the charter wife, it will not be mentioned, a second ago, the charter woman who is still like the dominatrix of menopause, can't wait to directly remove the anti-inflammatory that knocks on the door in the middle of the night. And when the 1700 soft sister coins of anti-inflammatory were thrown out, the next second, he praised the anti-inflammatory and invited him to her house to watch TV, and then I heard that the anti-inflammatory even had next month's rent, that treatment, tsk~ Even the big apple in the casserole was taken out and invited him to eat...

All this decent treatment is on the basis of money!

No money?!That's easy to do, where it's cool, you can sit wherever you are old, and fantasize about it...

However!

After school for so long and haven't found a job, how can I get money quickly? Needless to say, I'm not afraid to tell you, of course, it's to go to a nightclub to be the top brand - Duck King!!

Just kidding~

Anti-inflammatory now has a system, that is, there is hope, although this main quest is indeed perverted. But at this time, you have tasted the sweetness of anti-inflammatory, do you still expect him to continue to be his ordinary, ordinary poor sling? ?

“No！”

Xiao Yan stood up violently, straightened his waist, sank into the dantian, and shouted.

"Come on, Lord System, I'm ready to reduce inflammation!!"

……

"It's glaring..."

As soon as the poor (anti-inflammatory) reacted, he found out with a stunned face that his smooth and white wrists, which seemed to have become [Little Dragon Girl], were suddenly nervously grabbed by a handsome little dragon girl (anti-inflammatory) man in ancient costume, and his handsome scummy face was full of undisguised sincere surprises.

"Auntie, aunt, it's so good that you finally recognize me..."