Chapter 387: The Man and Demon Who Only Eats Nail Clippers (First Update)
"Nail Clippers Man Demon", this movie comes from Peng Haoxiang's "Broken Things".
"Broken Things", this has actually been adapted into a movie, at least the name has been changed, and the movie is called that, and this movie has another feature, that is, it is very ...... It should simply be called xing comedy.
The scale is relatively large.
But this "Nail Clippers Man and Demon", if you have watched this one, you should know that this is the second chapter in it, and the chapter name is this.
So, if you shoot it now, at least the movie "Broken Things" will be released in 07, and this one is relatively early, this is one of Peng Haoxiang's early years, and it is even right to say that such a film shows his talent.
In fact, this "Nail Clippers Man and Demon" has been in preparation for many years, but it has been until now...... To be honest, when Wu Qiang received the little yellow duck message, he was very different.
If memory serves, according to the original historical development of this movie, it should not have been long before it was released.
As a big man in the circle, how can Wu Qiang not know that if it is according to the original history, then this film must have been filmed a long time ago.
But now, the little yellow duck has found himself.
That means there must be a lot of problems.
What's the problem?
Could it be because of that Peng Haoxiang?
This guy's tendency, Wu Qiang doesn't want to wronged people, he even admits that this guy is talented, but this guy also has that tendency.
However, there is a Hong Kong saying, as far as the situation in Hong Kong and Taiwan is concerned, according to Wu Qiang's understanding, young people in Hong Kong and Taiwan have more or less that kind of prejudice against the mainland.
This is a helpless thing, especially in Taiwan, which has been educated for more than 20 years and brainwashed for so long, what can the young people there be?
It is not denied that there are those who are very inclined to the mainland, and there are definitely any, but they are still in the minority.
As for Peng Haoxiang, this person is a little difficult to say, first, there is no solid evidence, and second, he has indeed been in the mainland for a long time, not for a day or two.
So this guy ...... Wu Qiang is not easy to say, and in this movie, in the end, Peng Haoxiang is here, but the director is not him.
And Wu Qiang followed......
"Hard work, hard work, hard work!"
"Brother Qiang is also too dedicated, in fact, this kind of surfing scene can find a stand-in. ”
"That's it, Brother Qiang!"
"Brother Qiang is resting here, the surfing scene can wait, don't worry. ”
The director of this drama is Kwan Chi-yiu, and of course there are many Hong Kong people in the entire crew.
However, what kind of person is Wu Qiang now?
Big guy!
So, the little yellow duck laughed when he saw Wu Qiang fall into the water, but these staff members were so simple that they almost used their tongues to sweeten.
Real, so real.
Wu Qiang looked at it like this, to be honest, no matter how unhappy these people were, but so what?
That's right, I remembered what the sticker was written on, and I like the way you guys are very dissatisfied but you can't do anything about me.
Now not only is there no way, but I have to take the initiative to come up and pat my big hadron on the ass.
Not to mention Guan Zhiyao, even if it is Peng Haoxiang, he is also before Brother Qiang and after Brother Qiang.
What tendencies should be held in front of my big hadron too.
Wu Qiang can guess from this point.
It is estimated that the little yellow duck played a little bit of a trick and wanted to call herself over to film, didn't she say it, she likes our masters, and the other staff, in this crew, up and down, are probably very excited to hear the news.
Let's do this in this drama...... By the way, it's the male lead.
There is a Hong Kong sentence that Wu Qiang complains about the names of the characters in this play.
What is the character of Little Yellow Duck called?
Lin Lokshi, this is obviously the name of a Hong Kong girl, it is too common.
What about Wu Qiang, the male protagonist?
Chen Haocheng, this is also such a name for Hong Kong.
But okay, this role, yes, you need to master surfing skills.
"Nail Clippers Man and Demon" is such a film, what is this story about?
As the second chapter of the movie "Broken Things", it is somewhat similar to Zhang Jiajia's "Passing by Your World", that is, this chapter is a small story, to put it simply, a girl, she is very good, and said to the person she likes, she is a personal demon.
Specialized in nail clippers, or people who eat nail clippers as food.
Wu Qiang is also very complaining about this matter, what kind of human demon is this?
But......
"Isn't this story good? I think it's very good!"
This is what Little Yellow Duck said when he talked to Wu Qiang on the phone.
Well, receiving a message and making a phone call, it's really a normal operation.
Wu Qiang couldn't understand it, this kind of human demon was too strange, but he felt that since the little yellow duck opened his mouth once, he really didn't want to refuse.
The character of Chen Haocheng is a guy who can surf, and in the plot setting, his level is not bad, quite powerful, but, for some reason, he stopped surfing, until later, he met Lin Leshi of the little yellow duck.
This story as a whole is not only made, but also a little crazy, well, Lin Leshi, this girl is crazy.
Just look at her now, with red hair.
Sa!
With red hair, the first thing that a straight man like Wu Qiang thought of was Sakuragi, but Little Yellow Duck had such a hair, he really wanted to ...... It's a bit of a Japanese anime.
I have to say that although this girl is mediocre...... To tell the truth, this idiom is simply made for the little yellow duck, Wu Qiang sometimes really thinks so.
However, this girl is indeed very, very Lori.
You're 25 years old, right?
Does it look like it?
Wu Qiang's eyes were full of bad things.
But!
Wu Qiang was resting here, constantly being slapped on the back, all kinds of mojitos, martini, piled up beside him, for fear that he would be sunburned to death by the Hawaiian sun, but the little yellow duck, who had been laughing before, was now coming over directly.
Many personnel, such as Peng Haoxiang, Guan Zhiyao, and other staff, seem to not exist.
The little yellow duck came over, with a smile on his face, and then said: "Wu Qiang, I like you, I rarely like you, I love you." ”
This was said really fast, so fast that Wu Qiang didn't even react.
"You, what are you doing here?" and when he said this, the little yellow duck girl looked like a little madman.
Hahaha jumped away with laughter, and then pointed at him and said, "Director, look, you're in the play, are you happy?"
Into the play?
This...
"Brother Qiang is Brother Qiang! An actor is an actor! Awesome!"
"That's right, it's amazing, it's amazing, that's how it feels. ”
Guan Zhiyao is the director, but Peng Haoxiang is also a sycophant without any principles.
What kind of drama did you get into?
It's very simple, in this movie, the little yellow duck, Lin Leshi, is too crazy, she is all kinds of initiatives and expressions of love for Chen Haocheng.
And what about Chen Haocheng?
It should be said that it was inexplicable at first, and then he agreed a little, but later, after listening to what nail clippers man and demon said, he was ...... There were a lot of changes, but one of the key ones was that he never figured it out.
Wu Qiang, who the little yellow duck just made, looked confused, of course he entered the play, and Chen Haocheng in the play should be like this.
It can be said that this movie is a movie that makes the actor very confused.
Is this a romance movie?
It seems that people are demons.
But this state ...
"Brother Qiang, in this way, I have thought of a good way to make our movie even better!"
Peng Haoxiang, this guy, is really powerful now, as the producer of this film, he is really busy.
Wu Qiang showed his contemptuous eyes, "What's a good way?"
Peng Haoxiang rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "What I think is this, Brother Qiang, you and Little Yellow Duck want to cultivate a relationship, right? Then it doesn't matter what kind of surfing you have, Brother Qiang, you say it's not?"
When he said this, Wu Qiang was anxious for him.
However, this ...... Wait a minute!
"You mean, I want to live with the little yellow duck?"
Peng Haoxiang has been in the mainland for a long time, it is impossible for him not to know that he is talking about cohabitation, and when he says this, it is obvious that he is giving full play to his 'talent', but this matter is seen through by Wu Qiang, so ......
"Brother Qiang!"
Damn! He seized the opportunity to pat himself on the back!
Just when Wu Qiang didn't know how to react, the little yellow duck saw the opportunity quickly.
"What's the matter? People like you so much, why don't you agree? Don't you believe that I'm a nail clippers?"
Eating nail clippers?
It's really timely.
What should Wu Qiang do?
……
Hawaii, or the whole country of rice, in fact, there are many of us Chinese, some of whom have obtained the nationality of the United States, and many of whom do not, but whether there is or not, our Chinese people's pursuit of things is the same.
Asian supermarkets have become a necessity.
In fact, there are many Chinese people who don't know, and it may be that the information comparison is lagging behind, that is, the current United States, which is no longer what was originally imagined.
To put it simply, it is very easy to find our domestic food, as long as there is an Asian supermarket.
That's right, for a period of time, Lao Gan Ma was the hottest woman in the world, and she was indeed more expensive and hot. But now, Lao Gan Ma is really in Asian supermarkets and can be seen everywhere.
Of course, there are many people who will be sour on the Internet, thinking that they used to hype how stupid the old godmother was, but this matter is really a process of change.
In the past few years, it was relatively lacking, which is true, but in recent years, the United States has changed rapidly, and many Chinese people have passed.
Hawaii is a place where there are more Chinese people a long time ago, and the founding father also found a lot of support here, so there are really a lot of Asian supermarkets.
Wu Qiang and Little Yellow Duck, the two of them were shopping in the supermarket.
"Wu Qiang, what's wrong with you?
"You ......"
"Haha...... You're smiling. ”
"I couldn't laugh. ”
"You, it's too much, it's just cohabitation, and you didn't let you marry me. ”
"I said, little yellow duck, why are you doing this?"
"What's the matter?"
Two people are already 'living together', and going to the supermarket is not a part of life?
In other words, Wu Qiang also wanted to object, but what he thought of was that he was an actor in this crew, even if a guy like Peng Haoxiang no matter how much he slapped himself on the back and licked himself, Wu Qiang should obey the arrangement.
That's a good reason.
But now, with the little yellow duck, there is really a feeling of living a small life.
That's really ......
Wu Qiang seems to be instinctive, he is resisting, he is restraining...
But sometimes......
"Poof......haha"
"Wu Qiang, what's wrong with you?
Wu Qiang himself didn't expect that he would not be able to control it.
What's wrong?
Asian supermarket, of course, there are many domestic things in it, and there is food and everything, but after all, this is the United States, and this is the place in the English context.
In this way, some things change.
For example, Wu Qiang didn't see a thing.
Send.
It's the pie of the rice country, but we also have pies in China, and this kind of pie is still based on sweet fillings.
And now, there are two pies in the window, but this pie is not called pie, or, English is still pie, but it is marked Chinese.
Lotus seed batch.
Batch of bean paste.
What is a batch?
"What are you laughing at?" the little yellow duck didn't understand.
Wu Qiang had no choice but to explain in a whisper, this batch, with some southern accents, is what it means.
So......
"Hahaha...... Why are you so dirty!" The little yellow duck couldn't help it, laughed, and slapped him twice.
"I, I also heard about it!" Wu Qiang said that he was a Northeast gentleman, and he didn't know it before.
That's right, he really didn't know about it before, until he saw the mercenary meme later.
Pretending to be a mercenary, prestige bubble old sister, talking about going into battle, and wanting to see criticism before death.
That old girl was originally selling tea...
Thinking of this stalk, and now this pie is made, it's quite vivid, Wu Qiang really can't help laughing.
But in this atmosphere, Wu Qiang couldn't help but look at the little yellow duck, and he felt as if he was really living together...
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