Su Xiaomei was really stupid: "Mother, learn 18 books?? I have never read 18 books in my life." ”

"Soon, I can almost finish one book in one day. ”

"One day? Isn't that a semester course? You can finish it in one day?"

"Seriously, a day is fine. Zhang Yifu's expression is very serious, thinking that I have thousands of college dogs, and I can't finish a book the day before the exam, but I still call it a college dog?

"Then why did you go to high school for so long? According to you, I graduated in a month. ”

"Isn't IQ different...... And during that period, you had to play, you had to talk, and you had to shape your values and character. Zhang Yifu shook his head and smiled, "Xiao Su, let me say something serious, you didn't understand it during that time, you played it all over, or you were busy with the work at home, and now you are tired of this study, which is to make up for the debt of the year." If you want to go further, this debt must be paid first. ”

"So, I have no temper......" Su Xiaomei was slightly stunned when she heard this, but on the other hand, it also gave herself a reason to study, "There is no other way, I always feel that it is so difficult." ”

Zhang Yifu Chen Ran snorted: "Actually, there are, and they are very simple and fast, and the pain is not so long." ”

"Didn't you say it earlier?" Su Xiaomei looked at Zhang Yifu excitedly.

"Hmmm......"

"Say!"

Zhang Yifu put on a serious look: "Sleep with the leader." ”

"I'll go, you're still a leader!!" Su Xiaomei didn't know how to express herself, so she had to punch Zhang Yifu again.

"Actually, there are. Zhang Yifu's expression was corrected this time.

Say. ”

"Sugar daddy. ”

"Ahhhh

"Hehe, then you're really wrong. Zhang Yifu laughed and said, "People who really think so in their hearts." On the surface, he is more sanctimonious than anyone else, but the person who can say such things directly like me is the most formal person in behavior and the purest person in heart. ”

"I'm ......" Su Xiaomei basically never took Zhang Yifu as a leading cadre from now on, Zhang Yifu's figure plummeted and became a poor brother, she immediately explained. "It's impossible for you to say later, I can't let go of that face. ”

"What?" Zhang Yifu wondered, "Shouldn't it be that you can't open this leg?"

Zhang Yifu also felt that he was a little too poor, maybe he had been with Xia Xue for too long, and all kinds of thoughts were forcibly suppressed.

"What's in your head!" Su Xiaomei gradually got used to this rhythm, and further explained, "Do you think, who can't open your legs? But then what? did get something. But how do you use it? No matter how you use it, you will be secretly scolded, and you will be white-eyed, right? This face will be lost for a lifetime, and it is not the same as sleeping with your legs open, and I can't afford to lose it. ”

That's a good statement. Zhang Yifu nodded appreciatively.

"Cut, is it really my uneducated village girl?" Su Xiaomei became angry again, "Just look at the woman next door to you, she doesn't even dare to go out of the door all day long, what's the use of having more money." At most, I hid in my room and ate persimmons!"

"I have a big opinion of that comrade. Zhang Yifu put on the appearance of a leader.

"I can't get used to it, anyway, it's not that I'm not the only one who can't get used to it. Everywhere she went, she was scolded. ”

"So famous?"

Su Xiaomei nodded and said, "Well, we are very famous in the local area, and we are originally a reporter of the TV station, and occasionally a host." ”

"No wonder ......," Zhang Yifu rubbed his chin.

"Don't ask, I don't know, and I don't want to know. Su Xiaomei immediately waved her hand. "It's just that everyone knows that she is with a man, hiding, and I don't bother to ask who that man is. ”

"Coincidentally, I didn't want to inquire either, so I was transferred to Yunnan. I'm just a tourist. Zhang Yifu laughed and looked ahead, a corner seemed to have been revealed in the distance, in Zhang Yifu's lonely eyes, the pool has completely surpassed the concept of a lake, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the sea, this can't be blamed on him, since he was a child, the largest lake he has ever seen is Yuyuan Lake, and the widest river he has ever seen is the moat.

"It's almost there!" Su Xiaomei also pointed to the distance, "You can't drive your car in, just park outside, Dianchi Lake is actually a park." ”

"Oh......" Zhang Yifu squinted again, perhaps because he was too longing, only to find that this lake is not as big as he imagined, nor does it have the sense of mystery in the photographs, that is, it is just a big park.

In the following time, after parking the car, Su Xiaomei took the ticket from the hotel to save Zhang Yifu ten yuan, and simply circled around the lake for half a circle, some birds, some mountains in the distance, and that's it. Su Xiaomei saw that Zhang Yifu was not interested, and said vigorously that Dianchi Lake is just the most boring tourist spot in southern Yunnan, and there will be more spectacular places in the future.

Zhang Yifu saw that the time was still early, and it was not interesting to go on shopping, so he proposed to find a bookstore to get the textbooks done first when he went back, which made Su Xiaomei very embarrassed, she didn't play well with her, but Zhang Yifu wanted to help first, this person has a bad mouth, but his heart is okay.

In the end, Zhang Yifu also dispelled the idea of going to the bar to sit, he drank a little too much today, and he didn't want to drink anymore, and after returning to the hotel, he made an appointment with Su Xiaomei for the next trip and separated temporarily.

When I returned to the room and packed up my things, it was almost seven o'clock, and Zhang Yifu remembered that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, and it was really inappropriate to ask the girl out to even eat dinner. According to Hou Feng's explanation, he can choose his own accommodation, entertainment and entertainment freely, and the hotel can consume it, and it is okay to sign the room number, but he can eat a big meal at noon, plus the expensive bottle of cold mineral water, Zhang Yifu is really embarrassed to spend any more, anyway, he is not so hungry, he simply took out the fried sauce that Ning Lan brought him from the refrigerator, and the frozen hand-cut noodles, and took out the small electric pot that Qin Yue gave him.

It stands to reason that the hotel is not allowed to open a stove indoors, but Zhang Yifu really couldn't bear to make any more money, so he finally took the water and boiled it himself.

Then, as it should be, tragedy struck, and the entire floor of the electric gate jumped.

The power supply facilities of this kind of star-rated hotel are too fragile......

Out of the room, Zhang Yifu saw that many people poked their heads out to see if the lights in the corridor were on, he felt very stupid, and quickly went back to the room to pull the latch.

Soon the electrician came, and as soon as the gate was lifted, it was done, and at the same time began to knock on the door from room to room, politely saying not to use overpowered appliances in the room.

To Zhang Yifu, the electrician obviously smelled the smell of boiled noodles, in addition to the above reminder by the way, by the way, if you have to use it, you can use the socket in the corridor, the electricity power of that can be higher.

It's still good in China, the rules and everything are deceitful and flexible.

Zhang Yifu didn't care about the shame, moved a chair, and cooked noodles in the corridor. This scene is very funny, quite unseemly, cooking and eating by yourself in a big restaurant, ordinary people will feel too ashamed, but Zhang Yifu has no awareness of this at all, maybe his heart is too superior, and he feels that as long as he doesn't run on the street with his bare buttocks, there is really nothing to be ashamed of.

The fragrance of Ji Jingning's private chef's fried noodles spread throughout the corridor, and the little brother who delivered food to the guest room smelled it more when he passed by, and did not stop Zhang Yifu, but only asked, "Brother, what kind of noodles are these?"

"Jajangmyeon. Zhang Yifu said while mixing noodles.

"It's delicious. The little brother laughed for a moment, and then pressed the doorbell next door, "Miss Xiao, dinner is here." ”

Soon, the door opened lazily, and the younger brother pushed the dining cart into the house and went out to bow, and the door closed lazily, and then opened it with some cleverness.

Miss Xiao poked her head out, sniffed it, and then looked at Zhang Yifu, and suddenly laughed, quite intoxicating.

Zhang Yifu's eyes collided with her, he really didn't know how to express his feelings, any wording was empty, only the mood could express her feelings clearly-

It's worth it, no matter which big brother's golden house is hidden, it's worth it......

No, this is against the discipline of morality, and it should be criticized, not like this.

But what is there about fighting and drilling camps in exchange for status, and hiding a Jiao?

No, 10,000 can't do it, this is using the people's electricity bills to hide Jiaojiao, which is a heinous crime!

Is it worth it?

Zhang Yifu asked himself, and the rules he had always thought he could abide by were slightly loosened at this moment.

It's not that he is not prepared to abide by it or is weak-willed, he is just thinking about this criterion, in front of Xiao Guifei, is there still any meaning in existing?

"Laughing to death, laughing to death......" Xiao Guifei leaned on the door frame and walked out, because the room temperature was suitable, she could still wear a skirt, "the famous ...... Just cook noodles in the hallway...... Laughing to death......"

"Ah...... Ha ......" Zhang Yifu was a little panicked, seeing that the concubine's uncontrollable instinct was weak, the key was that he didn't know how to answer, and he didn't know whether to answer.

Mortals should stay away from the troubled water, and it is best not to know the existence of the disaster water at all.

That big brother gambled on everything, let alone lose another of himself.

"Can you help me make a bowl for me?" the concubine smiled enough, and said quite sincerely, "I want to change my taste when I eat those things every day." ”

Zhang Yifu was even more panicked, and after experiencing a fierce ideological struggle, he said: "No, it's in my bowl, I have hepatitis B." ”

"......" The concubine looked at Zhang Yifu and was stunned for a moment, and then she held on to the wall and laughed uncontrollably, "The famous ...... He lied to me that I had hepatitis B...... Don't be so deceitful, right? hahaha......"

"I see. Halfway through a smile, she suddenly straightened up and shook her head, "You're afraid that I have hepatitis B, right?"

"Well, I'm a very hygienic person. Zhang Yifu nodded tangledly.

"Don't embarrass you, eat slowly, you're so funny, it's completely different from what you imagined. Concubine Xiao finally looked at Zhang Yifu and smiled faintly, with an inexplicable sadness, and then entered the house and closed the door.

Zhang Yifu felt that it was suddenly autumn in the north, and there was a feeling of autumn wind sweeping away the leaves.

Hou Feng is right!

Lao Tzu wants to change the house!(To be continued......)