Chapter 40: I'm anxious, and I don't have hot tofu
Nami went straight to the bathroom, closed the door, and locked it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
looked inside, smiled and sighed,
"It's good to have a boat~ I finally got rid of the days when I couldn't take a bath, I'm really dirty these days, and I'm squeezed together with some stinky men all day long. ”
Nami said and began to take off her coat.
As soon as he took off half of his clothes, he suddenly pulled out a wooden stick from his chest, yes, it was his chest, and he was stunned to see John, he used to know what the milk god was, and he had a mobile phone between his chest.
Compared to Nami, those people are simply weak!
Just when John was distracted, he didn't even realize what Nami was trying to do when she took out her weapon, and it was probably John who thought it was a shower and had to take it off.
"Johan—"
Boom!
Nami jumped high and smashed a stick on John's head.
"Ouch!"
"I'll kill you! I'll kill you pervert! I'll kill you nymphomaniac!"
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. "John, that's a head hugging and scurrying.
"Oh, yes, you should have come first, you should have been ready to take a shower, right?!" Nami said after a sudden pause.
"That's right, I'm just going to take a shower. John nodded hurriedly.
"Then I really misunderstood you。。。。。。 Bastard!Is there stealth in the bath?!"
Nami suddenly erupted and continued to chase after John and fight.
"Don't, don't, if you fight again, you're going to die, Ya Yan Butterfly~~~~"
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After a while, Nami walked out with John in her arms,
Sauron grabbed the knife for a moment, and Usopp pulled out his slingshot weapon.
"Who is this guy?"
"When has the enemy already infiltrated the ship?!"
"I'm John!! John roared, you can imagine what he was like now being beaten by Nami, just think about what happened to Luffy later.
"Oh, it's John. The others waved their hands and walked away in an instant, going their separate ways.
A group of souls! Do you treat your own deputy captain like this?!
John scolded in his heart, he didn't want to think about it, here, even Captain Luffy, he was living under Nami's obscenity.
Nami threw John to the ground, crouched down, reached out and patted John's face,
"Why are you so stupid, you can wait for me to go in first, start taking a shower, and then quietly make a piece of the wall transparent outside, then can't you peek?!"
Nami's words, John didn't think about it. But if you peek at the outside from such a distance, can it compare to the close-up contact inside?!
And, the most important thing is that if you look at it from the outside, the key parts must always be blocked by soap bubbles!! (the poor majority of prostitutes probably have the same "cynicism" as John)
But even if John wanted to settle for the second best thing now, he would never have a chance. Why did Nami say it directly? It's because she's going to destroy John's fantasy!
"Ah, I've been fighting for so long, and I'm sweating. Nami waved her hand, "Looks like I'm really going to take a shower." Luffy!" Nami yelled over there.
"What's the matter, Nami?" Luffy asked.
"I'm going to take a shower, you help me keep an eye on John, I can't let him get out of here!" Nami said directly.
"Why?" asked Luffy, tilting his head.
Nami's face suddenly darkened,
"If you can't do it, don't ever want to eat enough in the future!!"
After speaking, he didn't wait for Luffy to answer, and turned around and walked in.
"Well, it's scary。。。。。。 ”
Luffy sat next to John, and John looked at Luffy as well, and after a moment of silence, John spoke,
"I'll treat you to dinner from now on!"
"Okay!" Luffy was overjoyed.
"Then I'll go first. John lifted his leg and was about to leave.
"No!" Luffy suddenly reached out and grabbed John.
John stepped on his head and lay straight on the ground, and sure enough, it was. His John's temptation can never compare to Nami's coercion.
"John, is it really that interesting?" Luffy asked suddenly.
John turned his head to look at Luffy, remembered Luffy's experience in the daughter country in the anime, patted Luffy on the shoulder, shook his head and sighed,
"You'll never understand。。。。。。 ”
So Luffy won't understand that John's heart is completely crying now. Is it true that the happy life that was expected to be gone forever?!
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Nami took a shower and changed her clothes, and everyone sat in the kitchen and dining room.
"I thought about it, we need one more member before we can enter the great voyage!" Luffy began to speak as the captain spoke.
"That's right, it's rare to have such a beautiful kitchen. But until then, I'll continue to charge for cooking!" Nami said directly.
"You can't afford to be without such a person on a long journey. Zoro nodded as well.
"Haha, do you think so too?" Luffy laughed, "Sure enough, the pirates really can't do without musicians!"
Knock Click!
"You idiot!"
"I knew this guy wasn't going to have any good proposals!"
"What the hell do you think of sailing?!"
"Aren't all pirates singing and dancing?!" Luffy still looked confused.
At this moment, a roar suddenly sounded outside,
"Get out of here, pirates, I'm going to wipe you out completely!"
Needless to say, it was Sauron's two younger brothers, Joseph and Johnny, who arrived.
Luffy went out to deal with it, and the others didn't move, of course, Nami and Usopp didn't dare to move, Zoro was too lazy to move, and John, as for it, was thinking about more practical problems.
That's right, economic problems!
Because John was stunned to find out that he was now also under Nami's economic sanctions!
First of all, in the two failed experiences before and after, John was punished not only by Nami's corporal punishment, but also by a huge fine! From Nami's personal papers, John is now in arrears.
John has been completely regarded by Nami as a fixed worker, the kind that can only be redeemed by working for Nami.
Not to mention that Nami now has to charge money for every meal, and the price is ridiculously high, not only John, Luffy and Zoro, but also at this time, became the exploited farmers under the big landlord of Nami.
Only Usopp, who cooked by himself, escaped this catastrophe, and when Sanji came on the boat, naturally there was no such catastrophe.
Speaking of Luffy and Zoro, it's heartless, because Nami's cooking is indeed better than Usopp's, these two naturally choose to let Nami cook, no matter how much he charges, I guess they don't think they will have money in the future.
As for John, it was completely his own cheapness and took the initiative to get up, knowing that Nami was a terrible landlord class, John accepted the exploitation without complaint in order to be able to taste the food made by Nami herself.
Anyway, in John's eyes, he already owes Nami money, so it's not much. You must know that when Sanji comes on board, it will be impossible to enjoy this kind of treatment again, although Sanji must make more delicious than Na, but the meaning of this is completely different.
John, this is called pain and happiness~~