Sixty, self-defeating

After listening to Jiang Shuiyuan's explanation, the scene fell silent.

Boys are thinking about what criteria they should follow when looking for a girlfriend and wife in the future, and whether there are other things that need to be considered first in addition to face. When girls want to fish for golden beetle sons-in-law and pick Ruyi Langjun in the future, in addition to their natural appearance, what is the core competitiveness.

Zhang Mingyue suddenly laughed heartily: "If it is according to the standards of Handsome Brother Jiang, my chances are actually quite big!"

Wu Yangzhen couldn't help but sneered a few times: "Feelings: This sister is so plump not because of a lot of meat, but because of thick skin? ! The handsome guy senior said, 'It is best to be beautiful, and it is harmless to look in general', but he didn't say that he specifically wants to pick on the ugly! You invite someone to dinner, and he says that it doesn't matter if you eat bird's nest or not, you can just eat delicious home-cooked meals, so why don't you bring him a bowl of?"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh after hearing this.

Wu Zichen also secretly gave Wu Yangzhen a thumbs up, and then said: "The boss has finished answering the question of the ugly girl, now I will ask Zhang Mingyue to ask a question." Be careful, you can't break the rules like ugly girl!"

Zhang Mingyue snorted dissatisfiedly: "Please, do you think I'm just as sick as her? My question is what would you do if one day, I tell you that I'm in love with you?"

Wu Zichen lamented: "Eldest sister, you really don't have the second disease, but the snake spirit disease, and it has reached an advanced stage, there is no cure, and you can only be dragged out and shot for five minutes! I'm sorry boss, but please answer the question of snake essence disease raised by this advanced snake essence patient. ”

Jiang Shuiyuan replied tentatively: "If I can accept it, I will accept it very simply, and if I can't accept it, I will also refuse it very simply." I don't say something like some unscrupulous interviewer, 'I understand your situation.'" Go back and wait for the announcement', hanging the other person in mid-air, missing more beautiful opportunities. Are you satisfied with my answer?"

Obviously, Zhang Mingyue didn't want such an answer. But Jiang Shuiyuan's answer was not wrong, so she could only pinch her nose and admit it.

The next questions were all boys. The boy's questions are at best obscene. For example, what color are the bottoms today, how many times have you been in love, you name five contraceptive methods, and how many times a week you, but it is not difficult to answer. Except, of course, Wu Zichen asked, "Boss, what do you think is the most intimate process that can be achieved between people of the same sex?"

Jiang Shuiyuan said: "The closest Cheng DΓΉ is of course a brother in life and death, even if you hand over your back to him, you don't have to worry about any harm!"

Jiang Shuiyuan said: "The closest Cheng DΓΉ is of course a brother in life and death, even if you hand over your back to him, you don't have to worry about any harm!"

"Handsome senior. Is your answer a pun?" Wu Yangzhen immediately shouted.

That's right, Jiang Shuiyuan's answer is indeed a pun. On the one hand, it means that everyone can understand, that is, we can be good buddies who trust each other in life and death, and we can take you as the strongest support at any time, and on the other hand, it is literal, that is, we are good buddies at most, you must not think too much, let alone do any harm to my body!

Wu Zichen smiled lonely: "I can ignore the world's eyes and be a brother in life and death for a lifetime." Calmly hand over the back to the other party, where can such a buddy be found? I'm very satisfied!"

The game continued, and soon it was Pu Xiaoxiang's turn, and Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly became nervous.

Pu Xiaoxiang seemed to feel Jiang Shuiyuan's shortness of breath, and deliberately teased him like a cat playing with a mouse: "President Jiang, now it's my turn to ask questions, you feel a little happier." Or are you a little more nervous?"

"I was a little more nervous, but I didn't expect you to ask such a simple question, but now I'm a little happier. Thank you for your question, I hope you can be satisfied with my answer!" Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but want to praise his wit, "Okay, Wu Zichen." Who's going to ask next?"

"Huh......" Pu Xiaoxiang instantly realized that he was shabu-shabu, and hurriedly pointed at Wu Zichen and ordered loudly: "You, don't call the next one to ask, my question hasn't been asked yet!"

Jiang Shuiyuan pretended to be stupid and said: "Didn't you finish asking? Didn't you just ask a question just now? Wu Zichen just announced that the default game rules of Truth or Dare are that each person can only ask one question at a time, and only one question can be asked at a time. Although you are a school girl and we are old classmates, you can't brazenly break the rules of the game in the face of the world's condemnation, right?

"What do you see? You know if I just asked a question!" Pu Xiaoxiang said viciously. Although the expression is vicious, it is still the charm of demagogic beings, this demon really deserves to be the school flower that everyone expects! Then she raised her chin proudly: "Originally, I wanted to let you go, but I didn't expect you to dare to play tricks on me, I think to ask a profound question that peels back the mystery and reaches the hearts of people." What questions should I ask?"

"What you're talking about now should be considered a formal question, right?" Jiang Shuiyuan has already seen it, anyway, he is dead, not taking the opportunity to ridicule the school flower.

", don't disturb me thinking!"

"Then I'll go, and when you're done, ask the next person directly!"

"......" Pu Xiaoxiang was almost angry by Jiang Shuiyuan, and suddenly a certain question blessed his heart: "I thought of it! My question is, there are three waters in your name, and there are also three waters in my name, logically speaking, shouldn't we be blended and mingled? Why do I feel like you are very prejudiced from the first time I see you? Did I offend you somewhere before?"

, it really deserves to be praised by Liu Chenyu as sensitive!

Jiang Shuiyuan really didn't want to mention that, but he didn't want to lie, so he replied very simply: "I choose to take a big risk!"

"Choose a big adventure?" Pu Xiaoxiang couldn't help but "chuckle" in his heart. In this way, I really had a holiday with him before, but I had no impression of it at all! What kind of holiday was it? Why would he rather take a big risk than say it?

Just when her heart was turning a thousand times, Wu Zichen asked: "Boss, he chooses to take a big adventure, what is the punishment for Puda beauty?"

"Kiss the forehead of the 17th person on his left hand!" Pu Xiaoxiang replied casually.

β€œ1、2、3、4…… 13, 14, 15......" and the crowd counted in unison. At first, everyone counted quite energetically, but after the count reached 14, the business slowly declined until it was silent.

Pu Xiaoxiang's mind was not on the punishment of this big adventure, and when he heard that everyone was silent, he was a little puzzled: "Who have you counted?" Jiang handsome guy, don't waste time, hurry up and kiss it!"

Everyone pointed their fingers at herself.

"Uh......" Pu Xiaoxiang immediately came to her senses, and couldn't help covering her forehead: kissing someone's forehead lightly, this was her temporary intention, but she was the 17th person from Jiang Shuiyuan's left hand, but she counted and counted at the beginning of the game. I didn't expect that my thinking was disordered for a while just now, and I don't know which nerve was short-circuited, but I actually combined these two pieces of information organically.

I understand that this is carelessness, but what will others think? Pu Xiaoxiang feels that he is about to lose face, and it seems that he has never been so ugly since he was a child!

Jiang Shuiyuan is also a lawsuit. Who knew that Wu Zichen didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and he was still clamoring on the side: "Boss, there is a way to be willing to gamble and lose! Hurry up, don't you see that everyone has already taken out their mobile phones?

At this moment, Pu Xiaoxiang's mobile phone rang. She glanced at it, then said apologetically, "I'm sorry, there's an important call, I'll go and answer it." Come back in a moment!"

Everyone couldn't help but look at each other: "This is the legendary telephone escape?"

"Hmph, anyway, she ran away and the monk can't run away from the temple, let's just wait, I want to see how long the call of the Pu Da beauty can last!" Wu Zichen didn't care about the eye dart thrown by Jiang Shuiyuan, it seemed that he was determined to watch this good show.

I didn't expect Pu Xiaoxiang to go fast and come quickly, but he walked back with the phone in three or four minutes, and walked straight to Jiang Shuiyuan. Everyone held their breath and focused on the moment, waiting for the moment when Mars hit the Earth. Who knew that Pu Xiaoxiang handed the mobile phone to Jiang Shuiyuan first: "Jiang Shuiyuan, Principal Lei's phone, he has something to do with you!" (to be continued......)

PS: The second one will be sent!!