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Until more than nine o'clock, Duan Tiande, who thought that he had a long staying power, finished Su Liqin, and walked out of the door of the latter's house with great satisfaction, savoring Su Liqin's call and trembling, but he was a little high-spirited.
But how did he know that his little cucumber and kung fu would never work without Su Liqin's "acting skills".
Walking alone on the way home, I passed by the orchard where Zhao Yun and Xiao Qiang had been ambiguous before.
The fruit trees have borne fruit.
Most of them are not very ripe, but there are a few varieties that are able to get out of the trees.
Duan Tiande felt a little thirsty, he forgot to drink saliva after tossing for so long, and couldn't help but step into the orchard, wanting to pick a fruit to eat.
Before his legs crossed the fence, a cold voice suddenly sounded behind him.
"Yo! Duan Village! It's a good day!"
"Hmm?!Who?!" Duan Tiande was startled, and couldn't help but shrink his neck and hurriedly turned around, his drunken eyes glancing.
There was no one behind him, but one or two cats and monkeys stood on the telephone pole with their eyes open and closed their eyes and shouted "enough enough karma" twice.
"Damn! I really drank too much! I scared myself!" Duan Tiande scratched his head, but turned around and was about to continue drilling into the orchard.
Unexpectedly, the cold voice sounded again.
"Eat well, drink well, catch a lot, and play with the girls in the village, you are absolutely the village chief!"
"Who?!" Duan Tiande heard it clearly now, and sure enough, someone was speaking, but he was shocked and hurriedly turned around in a cold sweat.
"Is someone someone ?!Is there someone?!Come out! Don't fucking pretend to be a ghost! Lao Tzu is the village chief! Cadre! Lao Tzu... I'm not afraid!!"
Duan Tiande trembled and wanted to touch the mobile phone in his pocket, and turned on the "flashlight" mode to take a photo, but he couldn't touch it.
I don't know if I drank too much and my hands and feet were bad, or if I was scared and panicked.
Duan Tiande was in a hurry, and the cold voice sounded again, accompanied by a sturdy and tall figure moving out from behind the telephone pole.
"Yo, Duan Village, you are such a great official!
"You... Who are you!What are you going to do!" Duan Tiande looked at this big man who was more than 1.8 meters tall, and couldn't help but feel a little worried!
Could it be that you have encountered a robbery?!
This kind of thing can happen in your own village?!And you fucking know yourself and rob yourself?!
Duan Tiande was wondering and scared, and the big figure sneered, "Duan Village, what you have done as the village chief in the past few years is really cool, it seems that you have forgotten me, I have been hiding in Tibet for many years to avoid the limelight, and I have suffered a lot!"
"What are you?!Who the hell are you?!... I, why don't I understand?!What is cool?!" Duan Tiande said with some hesitation.
However, he suddenly remembered something in his mind, but he was still not sure, and he stared hard at the big black shadow in front of him.
But at night, with the moonlight and street lamps on his back, he couldn't see who it was!
"Your conscience has been eaten by dogs! Lao Tzu's appearance has changed, but his voice hasn't! You're a godmother's old eyes, aren't you! Look who the I am?!"
The big black shadow finally took two steps towards Duan Tiande, and turned his face sideways, aiming his face at the street lamp and the moonlight.
But it was a hideous and ugly face covered with scars, and with a strong torso like a tiger, it was as terrifying as a demon in the dark and windy darkness of the moon.
The bluffing Duan Tiande couldn't help but scream, "Oh, oh mom~!!! You're a human or a ghost!!"
"Of course Lao Tzu is a ghost! It's a evil ghost who came to settle accounts with you! Are we going to settle the grievances of the past few years!" The big black shadow rushed over and grabbed Duan Tiande's collar and shouted.
"Oh mama... Don't don't.... Ghost grandpa you... You spared me... I, I, I..."
Duan Tiande was so frightened that his face turned white, he felt that his mouth was not his own, and his whole body trembled violently like a little chicken.
A fishy smell suddenly permeated.
But he was already so scared that he peed his pants.
"Hahaha! Duan Tiande, Duan Tiande! Look at your little bit of talent! You fucking dog thing! You're used to eating, drinking, and having fun, aren't you! Look at you like a dog who is afraid of death! Just touch the fuck Su Liqin like this?! Are you fed? ! Play with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu can kill her!"
"You, you, you..." Duan Tiande was so frightened that he was completely speechless.
"Grass!!Dog, mother's thing!!" The big black shadow saw that Duan Tiande was so frightened that he couldn't communicate with him, and he couldn't help but scold and push Duan Tiande to the ground.
The latter sat down in his urine sludge with a "poof", trembling and not daring to move.
"Damn!" The big black shadow scolded with disdain, lit a cigarette, and took a hard puff, "Grass! You eat and drink spicy food every day, Lao Tzu can only smoke cigarettes for five yuan!"
The big black shadow scolded and took a few big breaths, but he threw half of the cigarette on Duan Tiande's head at once, burning the latter with a ghostly scream.
"Don't howl!!Don't you remember who I am?!Lao Tzu will give you a hint...."But I heard the big black shadow glaring at Duan Tiande like a fanged ghost, and gritted his teeth and spit out three words, "Zhao!
"Oh mom!!" Duan Tiande heard the words "Zhao Changsheng", as if he remembered something, he suddenly screamed and kicked his legs on the ground a few times, and pointed at the big black shadow with a frightened face.
"You, you, you... Are you Zhao Changsheng?!Are you not dead?!Why are you back?!Are you here to hook the soul?!You, you... Don't look for me, it has nothing to do with me..."
Before Duan Tiande finished speaking, the big black shadow couldn't help but kick it, "Bang!" and kicked Duan Tiande in the chest at once, and the painful latter suddenly fell to the ground with a sigh.
"Zhao Changsheng Nima next door!!I just found out that you are really a pig!!You are still the village chief with this brain!You still dare to fight with Zhao Changsheng with this brain!If it weren't for me, you would have been able to get Zhao Changsheng!!"
The big black shadow scolded for a while, but it startled a crowd of crows!
Seeing Duan Tiande panting on the ground, the big black shadow also spat out, grabbed the Mediterranean hairstyle that had few hairs on the former's head, and pulled the former up.
Duan Tiande, who was in pain, howled again.
"Grandpa spares his life... Grandpa spares his life..."Duan Tiande begged for mercy with a handful of snot and tearful hands, where is there still a little bit of the village chief who shows off his might.
"Duan Tiande, you listen to Lao Tzu, I'll tell you who I am..."The big black shadow almost put that terrifying face on Duan Tiande's ears and gritted his teeth, "Lao Tzu is... Scar !!"
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