The conversation again reached an awkward stalemate.

Jiang Shuiyuan casually took out a book from the pile of books and began to flip through it. He reads books very quickly, a bit like a researcher looking up information, looking at it to see if there is anything he is interested in, and then flipping through it, and soon he "reads" most of the book. Pu Xiaoxiang asked worriedly: "Is it that these books I picked are useless?" Speaking of which, I don't know much about the Biology Olympiad at all, so I should find a professional to recommend them. ”

Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head: "The book is very good!"

"Then you flip so fast......"

Jiang Shuiyuan stopped flipping through the book: "I flip through the book fast because I have seen a lot of content in it before." The scope of the Biology Olympiad is so narrow, and there are so many past questions, it is inevitable that there will be many repetitions. ”

"Oh, you've never forgotten it. ”

"I just have a better memory than the average person. ”

"Excessive modesty is hypocrisy!" After Pu Xiaoxiang exposed Jiang Shuiyuan's lies, he continued to ask: "It seems that in the third year of junior high school, I have never heard that you have the ability to never forget, is it deliberately Taoguang to cultivate obscurity, or is your talent and skills suddenly awakened?"

Jiang Shuiyuan said: "Puda Beauty was the proud daughter of the sky at that time, how could she care about us crab soldiers and crab generals?"

At that time, there were only a few people in our grade, but who didn't know anyone who had a little skill, whether it was singing and dancing, or writing and drawing?

Jiang Shuiyuan smiled: "I'll tell you the truth! In fact, at that time, Miss Pu was a goddess on the top, and everyone wanted to be favored by the goddess, but I couldn't afford to wait for Luther, so I begged God and Buddha everywhere, hoping to get the opportunity to sit with you and drink coffee." When I wake up from my sleep one day, I suddenly realize that I have a great memory, and to this day, I can finally sit with you and drink coffee. Look, this is the so-called 'sincerity, gold and stone for opening'!"

"You know the poor mouth!" Pu Xiaoxiang glared at Jiang Shuiyuan dissatisfiedly, "Now that we have sat down and drank coffee, what are your plans next?"

Jiang Shuiyuan was about to say "My wish is enough, I have nothing to ask for in this life", when he raised his eyes and saw Shi Yang sneakily looking at the door of the café, he immediately changed his words and said: "I want to ask Goddess Xiaoxiang to do me another favor." ”

"Do me a favor, do me a favor?" Pu Xiaoxiang's eyes were full of hope.

Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly explained: "The brother who lives in the same room with me is also from the Great Neidou Province, and since I heard that several of us have partnered to run that website, I have decided that I am the immediate family member of a certain Forbes listed person, and he wants me to invest money in his project, starting from 500,000 yuan, with no upper limit." You don't know what is going on in my family? My ancestors have been poor peasants for eight lifetimes, so how can I have any spare money to invest in him? This guy has been annoying me all day, and I almost had a nervous breakdown and a nervous breakdown because of his quarrels. Can you help distract him?"

Pu Xiaoxiang lowered his eyes and looked at the coffee in the cup: "Divert his attention?

Jiang Shuiyuan gave a thumbs up: "Clever! The so-called 'there are beauties who never forget, and they don't see each other for a day', in my opinion, only lovesickness can suppress the desire of young men for fame and fortune, and only beautiful girls like the goddess Xiaoxiang can make young men have lovesickness in a short time." ”

"Aren't you afraid of losing your wife and losing your soldiers?"

"First of all, you only need to look at him a few more times, intentionally or unintentionally, with affection, and the rest will make up for it by himself, and then fall into the beautiful and vain lovesickness net and can't extricate himself, just like described in "Strange Tales from Liaozhai". Besides, I can't give up my children and wolves, and I can't catch my daughter-in-law!"

"Who is your daughter-in-law?" Pu Xiaoxiang stretched out his hand and gently slapped Jiang Shuiyuan, "Then let's say, what's the benefit of helping?"

"They all said they were helping, but what benefits do they need? Can't you do good deeds like a certain comrade without leaving a name, and only secretly write them down in your diary?"

"I don't want to die young like him!"

"That's like a spring silkworm and a wax torch, silently dedicating his life, just seeking warmth to illuminate others, doing good deeds without leaving a name, and not even writing a diary. How?"

"If the spring silkworm wax torch could speak, look at what they would say? The spring silkworm must have shouted loudly: Who wants to silently dedicate and warm mankind, I am just breeding the next generation! It was you humans who forcibly boiled me, dismantled my house to make clothes, and finally slandered me for spinning silk and died. Am I wronged? Not to mention the wax torch, but as long as they can live, who wants to die with tears and ashes? It's not forced by you humans?"

Jiang Shuiyuan had a black line, so he had no choice but to resort to radical tactics: "Will it work? No, I'll try it with someone else." ”

"Who are you going to look for?"

"Sun Liangshu! Didn't she leave me a phone number, saying that she could be found for something? Oh, by the way, it seems that the granddaughter of Qiao Zhizhi Qiao of Jinling University is also in Jingshi University. If it really doesn't work, then you can only let Wu Zichen pretend to be a woman!"

"Let Wu Zichen pretend to be a woman, your taste is so heavy!" Saying that, Pu Xiaoxiang glanced at Jiang Shuiyuan affectionately, then lowered his head with a shy smile, and asked softly, "Is that so?"

Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly covered his heart: "Hey, hey, Miss Pu, can you notify your allies before using weapons of mass destruction, it is easy to cause accidental injuries, okay? If I hadn't sat at the front and back tables with you for a semester, I was well-informed and tested for a long time, and I would have been able to kill myself this time!"

Pu Xiaoxiang smiled slyly: "It seems that this should be the case, right!"

"Uh...... Wrong is right. But what I'm worried about now is whether the lethality will be too great? What if irreversible damage is done to an innocent little boy? Also, is it a violation of the Convention of the International Peace Organization to use a beautiful woman like you who has brought disaster to the country and the people in the first place?"

"Do you have a better idea?"

"I didn't think of it for a while. ”

"Isn't that the end of it?"

"It seems that you can only die and not die poor!" Jiang Shuiyuan stood up and waved his hand to the little fat man outside the door: "Here." ”

Shi Yang immediately ran over with a fart, and he didn't forget to be courteous: "Sure enough, it is worthy of my Mr. Jiang who is righteous and squandering money and being a man from all over the world! Little brother has a mouse belly and chicken intestines, and I think you have slipped away in the name of meeting a classmate! Spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and ask Mr. Jiang to forgive me for any offense! This is your classmate-" Then he couldn't go on.

Pu Xiaoxiang had been sitting with her back to the door before, so Shi Yang didn't see her appearance, and she was still thinking nonsense. After seeing it, he was stunned, and he was speechless for a long time with his mouth open. However, Pu Xiaoxiang had seen a lot, stood up generously, and asked with a smile: "Water source, this is the fellow who lives in the same room with you, right?"

Jiang Shuiyuan diligently introduced: "That's right, he is Shi Yang who is in the same room with me, from Tongzhou Experimental Middle School, the first prize winner of the Provincial Biology Olympiad, and has already received an offer from Liangjiang Normal University, and is very hopeful of winning another medal in the National Olympiad." I can't describe how good he is at biology, but when it comes to his taxonomic level, he is definitely among the top few teenagers in the country, and even many biology master's students are not necessarily like him. Go out for a walk with him, what are the scientific names of the animals and plants around you, what order, family, genus and species you belong to, it's like a treasure!"

Pu Xiaoxiang's good-looking eyes widened, and he looked surprised: "Really? It's amazing! I have liked all kinds of gardening plants since I was a child, and I have planted a lot of them in a small garden, but unfortunately I have not studied them specially, and I can't tell the difference between boxwood and privet, rose and yueji." Since Shi Yang is so powerful, can I ask you for more leave in the future?"

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but want to give her thirty-two likes: it is said that women are natural actors, and it seems that this is the case!