Text The body of the work_457, the bite force is very strong
"I just don't want to be with you because I see the reality clearly! Wu Ming, wake up! It's really impossible for the two of us!"
"I don't believe it! I don't believe in my sincerity, plus my money can't impress you!" Wu Ming pursed his mouth, looked like he didn't eat oil and salt, and sat down with Erlang's legs crossed.
Jiang Ying directly touched his forehead speechlessly, turned around and ignored him, and Zhao Yun with gold-wire glasses also looked at Wu Ming with a smile.
"Look at you paralyzed! What are you so poor?!I'm a diamond ring and a rose, what can you give?!Take it out and show it to Lao Tzu! Just dress like a hillbilly to accompany you?!"
Wu Ming rolled his eyes at the dead fish and glared at Zhao Yun with gold-wire glasses.
"Huh. Zhao Yun touched his nose with gold-wire glasses, "I can also send what you send, but you may not be able to send what I send!"
"Yes?!Okay!Come on, come, come, let's not talk about whether you can give me the diamond ring! I'll see what you send, I can't send it! Look at how I slap you in the face!"
"Okay, you watch. Zhao Yun actually wanted to give Jiang Ying a very chic gift in his heart, and he had just seen it, so he was about to raise his legs, but he was stopped by Jiang Ying.
"Huh?" Zhao Yun was stunned for a moment.
"I want to see my husband's gift, right?" Jiang Ying went to the car with her delicate buttocks twisted, and got down again after a few breaths.
In his hand, he was carrying the little turtle that Zhao Yun had caught by diving with the gold wire glasses before.
"Nong! This is what my husband personally went into the water to catch for me!
"Huh??" Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, and then he held his stomach and laughed.
"Hahahaha~!!! laughed at me!!!!haha!"
Everyone looked at Wu Ming with a bewildered expression, did you drink foolish pee? What's so funny? This little turtle doesn't look so funny, right?
Who knew that Wu Ming began to stumble again, "Wang Ba???You gave a Wang Ba??Just this thing is still like a baby?!You fucking tease me, poor?! You are absolutely in place! I give you a thumbs up!Hahahaha!"
"So what! This is what my husband personally went into the water to catch! Can you go into the water or can you catch it!"
Wu Ming continued to laugh and said, "Jiang Ying, Jiang Ying, I didn't expect your vision to be so low! You like a rich, handsome, and statusful person! I didn't expect to like this kind of thing of catching turtles and fishing! Hahaha, I really laughed at me." โ
"Hmph, you know what. Jiang Ying hugged Zhao Yun's arm with gold-rimmed glasses with a sweet face.
"Actually, what I want to give is not this, this little turtle is just a gift..."Zhao Yun touched his nose with gold wire glasses, but his eyes were staring at the eyes of the little turtle.
The latter shook for a moment, and he didn't know what was going on.
But no one noticed.
"It's okay husband, I like it very much! I know what you mean, you want this long-lived little guy to witness the two of us together, accompany us to get married and have children, and then accompany our family to live, for a long, long time, isn't it??"
As soon as Jiang Ying said this, Jiang Ying's mother, old lady, and little nurses, who didn't understand or understood it before, were stunned, and couldn't help but nod as if they understood.
"No, no, it's not all, I have another thing for you that can last forever..."Zhao Yun of gold wire glasses didn't finish speaking.
Wu Ming suddenly rushed over and snatched the little turtle in Jiang Ying's hand.
"Ah?!you!!Wu Ming!!You give it back!!You bastard, you give it back to me!!" Jiang Ying shouted and was about to go up and grab it back.
Zhao Yun, who had golden wire glasses, grabbed Jiang Ying, and then said something in the latter's ear.
"Huh, really?" Jiang Ying looked at Zhao Yun with gold-rimmed glasses in disbelief, and the latter smiled and nodded.
"Hahaha! come and grab it!" Wu Ming, who still wanted to dodge and tease Jiang Ying, suddenly shouted arrogantly, "Hurry up, come and grab it!"
Seeing that everyone was staring at him without speaking, Wu Ming proudly held the little turtle in front of him, stared at him mockingly, and scolded, "Aren't you just a Wang Ba! What kind ...of Wang Ba thing? Wang Ba thing to give Wang Ba is it?!
Who knew that Wu Ming's "Eight Kings and Eight Kings" had not finished scolding, but the little turtle that had been weakly kicking his legs and feet suddenly didn't know where the strength and accuracy came from, and he rose up violently.
One bite bit Wu Ming's nose, which was close at hand.
"Ah~!!!" Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, followed by a heart-rending scream.
The crowd watching was also a little confused.
"Ah~!! take it away!!damn Wang Ba!!ah!!" Wu Ming was still there howling and struggling, who knew that the little turtle on his nose was biting hard, and it seemed to be biting tighter and tighter.
"Don't drag, don't drag! This thing has a strong bite force!It will bite its nose off!" Xiao Zhu rushed out of it, and when he saw it, he hurriedly shouted.
"Ah!!What should I do!!Help me!!It hurts me to death!!" Wu Ming's nose was already oozing blood.
"There's no way! Don't stimulate it! You can only wait for it to let go!" Xiao Zhu shouted, also in a hurry.
"Ahh
"Dudu !!" was a van rushing in outside the door, and it stopped behind everyone with a "crunch".
Three or four angry men ran out of it.
The leader turned out to be the fat dealer who came to Xintai Village to harvest strawberries and was humiliated in Lisboa!!
Several people got out of the car aggressively, but they were suddenly stunned by the scene in front of them.
Why does his own brother Ming have a king on his nose and shout?!
What kind of kung fu is this? What kind of trick is this? Do you fight so hard to chase a girl?!
Everyone couldn't help but be in awe, it seems that our Brother Ming is not exactly a gentleman!
Thinking of this, the fat dealer couldn't help but shout at Brother Ming, "Brother Ming! Brother is here! Who do you say is pretending to be forced?!
"Or... Why don't I go get a knife and cut off this thing's head!" Xiao Zhu on the side didn't care about anyone coming, but shouted again.
"Don't~!!" Jiang Ying hurriedly protected.
"Okay, I'll do it!" Zhao Yun with golden wire glasses watched the little turtle bite Wu Ming's nose almost, and was afraid that Xiao Zhu Zhen would harm the little guy with a knife, so he couldn't help but say something.
Then he stepped forward and flicked the little turtle's head and touched it again.
The little turtle really blinked, let go of its mouth, and then retracted into the shell and did not move.
"Forehead??!!" Everyone was stunned, and looked at Zhao Yun with gold wire glasses inexplicably.
Why is he like a turtle keeper, so psychic with it??understand this thing??
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