Seventy-six, long needle eye
The boring game lasted until a quarter past eleven, and Jiang Shuiyuan was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks on the stage and fidgeted. As soon as the referee announced the end of the game, he whispered to Chen Di on the side: "Senior sister, I have to go first, please help me with it, it's really not okay to call Shi Xuan over and sit!" After speaking, he hurriedly left the table.
The audience was quite surprised to see Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly leave the table, and couldn't help but talk about it. Seeing this, Fu Shouzhang hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" Why did Senior Brother Jiang suddenly say goodbye without saying goodbye?"
"What else is going on? People have three hurries! You can guess if you look at him running like a rabbit. Speaking of which, I saw him keep looking at his watch during the game, probably choking enough. You said that Senior Brother Jiang really wanted to suffocate the key parts, would those girls in the audience be heartbroken?"
Chen Di blushed and spat Zeng Ping: "How can you speak? If you can't speak, don't talk nonsense! Let the girls in the audience hear what you just said, believe it or not, they came up and tore your dog's mouth?"
Zeng Ping smirked a few times, and was about to refute it, Fu Shouzhang frowned and said, "I'll talk about it later, the game is not over yet!"
Ignoring the buzzing discussions in the arena for the time being, and said that Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly ran out of the hall of the Museum of Culture and History, and was looking around, he saw Pu Xiaoxiang wearing a pure white slim dress, standing brightly next to a Jingshi Lotus business car, waving at him: "Jiang Shuiyuan, here, here!"
Jiang Shuiyuan walked a few steps briskly to the front, looked Pu Xiaoxiang up and down a few times, and teased narrowly: "Oh, I didn't see it! Our classmate Pu Xiaoxiang is not only a school flower, but also an out-and-out little rich woman, look at the cars are millions of Jingshi Lotus Flowers! Whoever marries her in the future will be blessed, and he will reap both wealth and wealth!"
Pu Xiaoxiang was not annoyed, and replied with a smile: "What's the matter, you're tempted? If it's you, I can think about it, anyway, I have to marry a stinky man in the future, it's better to find someone handsome!"
Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly had black lines on his head: Please, girl, my mouth is to make you shy, not to let you flirt back!
There were no others around, and Jiang Shuiyuan was naturally not to be outdone: "I did have this plan when I was in junior high school, but after experiencing some things, I found out that in fact, soft rice is not so delicious, and if I don't get it right, I will be killed and killed, so I woke up and decided to rely on myself to be self-reliant." Fortunately, now I have good teeth, and there is no pressure to eat some hard rice. If you don't get along one day, maybe you'll find the Pujia Mansion to beg for a sister, to take in, and to be adopted. By the way, where is your back garden? Now I want to find out the location and save myself the time to ask others. ”
He said it nicely, but in his heart he was thinking: Even if Lao Tzu is reduced to the point of eating vegetables and swallowing chaff in the future, he will never wag his tail and beg for mercy on you Pu Xiaoxiang!
Pu Xiaoxiang also knew that he was full of firewood, and said angrily: "I know that nonsense! I live alone in a single apartment now, tell you your address, do you dare to come? If you have a thief's heart but not a thief's guts, what is the use of just talking about it? Hurry up and get in the car, Aunt Fang has already made several calls to urge. Didn't you say it would end at eleven o'clock on time? Why is it delayed until now?"
"It's hard to put into words! I will have a chance to talk to you in detail in the future, let's hurry over now, and Teacher Fang should scold people again later!" Jiang Shuiyuan opened the car door and got in.
The so-called "I will talk to you in detail when I have a chance in the future" actually means that I don't want to talk to you again. Why has it dragged on until now? It's nothing more than that someone on his side has committed a foul, and he has been caught by others, and he has been abducted and deceived by himself, and he has finally turned a big incident into a small one, but he was still beaten hard by the referee. What is there to say that it is one's own side that is at fault after all? Since there is nothing to say, it is better not to say it at all.
Jiang Shuiyuan just sat down, turned around and found that Pu Xiaoxiang also followed in: "Huh, you also sit in the back, who is driving?"
Although he had never seen Pu Xiaoxiang drive before, Jiang Shuiyuan had no doubt that Pu Xiaoxiang could drive, which was an intuition and trust in his noble origin. Comrade Kim Sanpang, who has the blood of Baektu Mountain, can shoot at the age of 5, drive at the age of 7, and fly an airplane at the age of 10. Perhaps the bloodline of the Baoqingpu family is not as precious as that of the Goryeo feudal king, but it shouldn't be a problem to be able to drive at the age of 14 or 5, right?
"Bang!" Pu Xiaoxiang closed the car door and said angrily: "Do you want Miss Ben to be your driver? As a man, shouldn't you take the initiative to settle the account later?"
"No problem. When the game is over, it will be deducted from my prize money!" Jiang Shuiyuan waved his hand generously.
"What if I don't win?"
"If neither of us can win the award at this level, it means that the competition must be greasy and shady, let Teacher Fang find them!"
"Aunt Fang can't afford to lose this person!"
"Then let's go to the door of the office to put up slogans, pull banners, and ask for justice. Anyway, we have to pay for our round-trip carriage!"
Pu Xiaoxiang covered his mouth and smiled: "I found that you are not only poor-mouthed, but also thick-skinned! Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and change clothes in the back seat, maybe we will have to go on stage when we get there, but I don't have much time to prepare for you!"
"Change clothes?" Jiang Shuiyuan was stunned: "I didn't bring any clothes, I wore all the clothes I brought on my body." Why, can't you?"
"It's not that it can't be, it's just that your clothes don't match my clothes well, maybe you can go on stage and let the referee find a reason to deduct points. If you want to get back the carriage fee, you can honestly change your clothes! The clothes are all in the back seat, hurry up!" Pu Xiaoxiang urged.
Jiang Shuiyuan turned his head to see that there was really a new set of men's dresses on the back seat, and just by looking at the packaging and fabric, he knew that it must be expensive: "Where did such a tall dress come from?"
"Rent! 200 per day, and it will be deducted from your bonus later. ”
"Huang Shiren!" Jiang Shuiyuan scolded through gritted teeth, and then he remembered a crucial question, "But I never told you what size of clothes I wear, what if the clothes are not the right size?"
"Don't worry, the clothes are absolutely suitable. We girls have natural skills, and with just a few glances, we can roughly know who should wear what size clothes, and the accuracy rate is more than 95 percent. Hurry up and change your clothes!" Pu Xiaoxiang urged again, but he was thinking in his heart: This kind of natural skill may be available to other girls, but I definitely don't have it. Do you know how many times I looked at you back and forth, up and down, for this dress?
Why haven't I heard of it before? Jiang Shuiyuan was a little puzzled, but he still came to the back seat and began to unpack the outside of the dress. Seeing Pu Xiaoxiang sitting in his seat, he couldn't help but remind: "I'll change my clothes, don't you avoid it?"
"I can pretend I didn't see it!"
"......" Jiang Shuiyuan's whole person is Spartan: What about the good reserve? Beauty, your festival has been broken into slag and fell to the ground!
Seeing that Jiang Shuiyuan had not moved for a long time, Pu Xiaoxiang couldn't help but be annoyed and said angrily: "I said that you are a big man, why are you so thin-skinned? If it weren't for the urgency of time, I would have to put on makeup after changing your clothes later, do you think that a girl of mine is willing to stay with you and watch you stinky man change clothes? Why don't you stop first, and I'll go down and wait for you to change your clothes and come up again, okay?"
Jiang Shuiyuan found that the business car was already speeding on the outer ring road at this time, but he was busy arguing with Pu Xiaoxiang just now, and the Jingshi Lotus was so stable, he didn't even think about it, and thought it was still at the door of the Museum of Culture and History. He scratched his head embarrassedly and smiled: "How can I be so arrogant? I just want to be reserved in front of beautiful women and prove that I am not a casual person." I might as well tell you the truth, if you really want to get up casually, I'm even afraid of myself! Now I'm going to change my clothes, you can sit tight, hold on, don't be scared to call the police and shout for help!"
Pu Xiaoxiang couldn't help laughing: "You can be poor! Next time I tell Liu Chenyu that you are undressed next to me, and you don't let me shout for help, don't deny it!"
"Miss, isn't it okay for the concubine to know that she is wrong? You can spare the slave and maid this time!" Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly changed his clothes while teasing Pu Xiaoxiang. Fortunately, Jingshi Lotus deserves the title of top business car, not only the rear seats can be flat, but also the space is large enough, and there is no problem in turning heels inside.
When he actually started wearing them, he realized that the clothes were better than he had initially thought. The fabric is soft and breathable but not too structured, the style is novel and ironed to fit, the eye of the needle is fine and even, at first glance, it is from the hands of famous brand designers, and it may even be hand-cut haute couture products! Jiang Shuiyuan asked tentatively: "Miss Pu, do we still have a shop in Huai'an Mansion that rents such dresses?"
"What, don't you think it's appropriate?" Pu Xiaoxiang subconsciously turned his head, just in time to bump into Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly lifting his pants, and was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his eyes with his hands: "It's over, it's over, if you see something you shouldn't see, you're going to have a needle's eye! Jiang Shuiyuan, I'm really going to have a needle's eye, you have to compensate me for my medical expenses!"
Jiang Shuiyuan is no longer able to complain: I'm afraid of long needle eyes, and my eyes are still so wide? Your fingers are so open that you can run an elephant, do you think I can't see it?