Zhang Le looked at the color flashing in Lin Hao's eyes, and knew that his eldest brother had recognized it, and it was useless for him to bother with words, so he had to give up helplessly.

Big brother is good, you can be so willful! But big brother, don't tease me!

At that time, your thoughtful eyes, your approving answers, and your serious chin all made me think that you had figured it out, and it turned out that you did, but this was not the result I wanted!

I went through the beginning, I guessed it right, but I didn't expect the end.

It's like you confessing to a girl you've liked for a long time:

The blue sky and white clouds are reflected on the surface of the lake in front of you, and the weeping willows on the shore complement each other. Two swans swam in the distance, practicing swimming with three or four prisoners.

The breeze came slowly, blowing a lake of spring water, and also blowing your budding heart.

"Beibei, I, look at the swans in the lake, in pairs, how nice. You Gu Zuoyan said.

The girl smiled slightly, her eyes narrowed into a crescent moon, "Yes, look at them, how happy." ”

"I think people also need companionship, and they also need to pursue their own happiness. These swans inspired me and gave me the courage to say to you: Beibei, I love you. "You've finally pulled the conversation back to yourself.

The girl's face turned red, she looked at the weeping willows on the shore shyly, and whispered, "What do you like about me?"

When you hear this, you are immediately excited! Is this a rejection of me, do I have hope?" "I like your truth, I like your beauty, I like your tightness, I like everything about you." ”

Eh, don't ask me what is really beautiful and tight, I really don't know, only you know this, today's children, they are fooling around without determining the relationship, really.

After hearing this, the girl's face flew even red, and she said shyly: "I hate it, is what you said true?

You see the girl's coquettish appearance is even more unbearable, this is already a hint of eating red fruits!

So you said with joy, "Beibei, what I said is true! ”

The girl broke free from your grip and said, "Well, I believe you." Actually, I also admire you, you are sincere, you are kind, you are coarse, and I like you very much. ”

"Ah, so you agree to be with me?" you said and grabbed the girl's hands, didn't it all come naturally?

"Smack"

However, you never thought that this girl would slap you and scold you: "Stinky rascal!"

You looked at this girl inexplicably, no, eldest sister, you yourself said that you like me, isn't it the death of love that should be lived? Why did you change your mind?

"Beibei, you?" you asked, confused.

"I know you love me, and I feel your love for me, but we can't be together!"

"Why !!!"

"Because you're not a woman, are you?"

..

Well, the story is over, and what Zhang Le experienced just now is as tragic as this story.

Big Brother agrees with his own statement and thinks that he should wear a formal outfit, but in the end, he doesn't do that, which clearly means saying:

I understand the truth, but I'm willful, so that's me, fireworks of different colors.

Gotcha, who made you a big brother, you are qualified to be willful, listen to you!

Zhang Le had no choice but to give up this wayward big brother, forget it, if you are embarrassed, you will be ashamed, anyway, when a few sisters-in-law get together, it will definitely be lively into a pot of porridge, but no one will care about him.

"Big brother, let's really not go to the suit store to have a look?" Zhang Le asked with a few bags of clothes and reluctantly.

"No, let's go to the women's clothing area. Lin Hao said with interest.

"Ah, big brother, what do you want to buy? There's nothing we men want. Zhang Le asked confusedly.

Lin Hao rolled his eyes, and asked rhetorically, "What is what men need most?"

A bunch of question marks popped up on Zhang Le's head, money, power, car?

Lin Hao looked at the contemplative Zhang Le's head with a burst of tremors, and said with incomprehension: "Do you still need to think about this! Of course, what men need most is women! How did your kindergarten teacher teach you!"

Big brother, this, this, I admit I was stupid and didn't think of it just now, but it's really not about the kindergarten teachers, how could they tell us such a thing at such a young age.

"Yes, yes, Big Brother is right, do you want to?" Zhang Le said with a lewd smile.

"Shh~ It's finally not stupid to get home. Go, follow me!" Lin Hao stroked his hair that was not long, looked at both sides with a weak heart, and saw that no one was paying attention before he swaggered into the women's clothing area with Zhang Le.

"Come on, Wenwen, look, the clothes in that house are good!" Yun Wu said excitedly, pointing to the clothes on the model in front of her.

Hearing this, Nangong Wen hurriedly raised her eyes, but suddenly blushed, and said hesitantly: "Sister Yunwu, this dress, too, I don't like this one." ”

Yun Wu couldn't guess Nangong Wen's thoughts, it must have been that this little girl thought that this dress was too revealing and embarrassed to wear it, so she said she didn't like it.

"It's okay, let's try it, if it's not good-looking, we'll just change to the next one." Yun Wu said that, and then pulled Nangong Wen forward without saying anything.

"Beauty, this one, take it to your sister to try. ”

"Big brother, just now we successfully walked through the underwear area, and many people looked at us and pointed at us. Zhang Le said with palpitations.

"Cut, I'm afraid of an egg! Big husband, don't be pointed at by a thousand husbands, you can become a talent like this!" Lin Hao stroked his hair that wasn't long carelessly, and his eyes kept searching for the target.

"Yes, Big Brother, you're so right! It's just that they will say that we are perverted?" Zhang Le asked uneasily.

"I said you are a funny head? Can't we buy them for our wives, lovers, three aunts, sisters-in-law, younger sisters, and two aunts? Who stipulates that only women can buy women's clothes? What's more, you won't pretend to be passing by?" Lin Hao said very dissatisfied, this little brother is really stupid!

Yes, what Big Brother said was really the truth! My inner struggle and moral condemnation disappeared in an instant under Big Brother's words. Big Brother is really a golden and jade good word, and he wakes up the dreamer with one word!

It's just, what's wrong? It's always a little weird, by the way, why buy underwear for my sister-in-law?

"Hey, big brother, wait for me, I still have something to say!"