On the second day of the Tokyo Film Festival, many films began to be screened, and Roppongi was still very lively.

Takeshi Kitano, an old man, as soon as he appeared, someone chased him and asked, how about which movie.

He's very annoying, to be honest, RB's movies are getting more and more finished now, and it's boring, except for those small films that are really good.

However, the cinematography and director of those films are just rubbish, will they be lighted?

Won't you find an angle?

Look at those girls who were photographed, they were originally very fierce and had a good figure, but the result was very poor.

The script I got in the cafeteria before was just stuffed in my ass pocket and I didn't care.

But compared to these reporters who are looking for themselves, maybe this script is quite interesting, so I found a place and read it.

This script, "New Seven Samurai", haha...... What a big breath.

But wait for Takeshi Kitano to take a look at it like this...

Yaga!

This script, this, this ......

It's so fun!

What's going on?

The plot in "New Seven Samurai" is like this.

Ryuzo, called Takahashi Ryuzo, he was originally an underworld figure, known as 'Ghost Ryusan', but that was all in the past, and now Ryusan is a stupid, crazy old man, swinging that wooden knife at home all day long, and saying some nonsense to his grandson. As for his son, he disliked him even more.

is old and useless, just such an underworld figure is already a burden on the family.

But Long San is not convinced, he is unwilling, and he still adheres to his underworld style.

One day, he received a phone call, which was a scam call, saying that his son owed a lot of money, and the call was another underworld, the modern underworld, so Long San found a few of his friends to help and each other.

At the beginning, he was alone, his friend Ah Sheng, and later joined a lot.

There is a man named Maoji, nicknamed Toilet Maoji, he used to be famous, ambushed under the pit of the toilet, and when the other party's boss squatted in the toilet, he stabbed it with a knife, and the pants exploded, and he was notorious.

There is also a five-inch nail Ah Xiu, who is good at flying nails, that is, he takes a handful of nails and flies out, and he can always hit the other party.

In addition, Mark, the fast gunner, has a gun in his hand and is very awesome.

Crutches City Three, just listen to the name to know what weapon he is good at.

Razor Eagle, Kamikaze Abao, that's even more awesome.

Just such people, the toilet Mao Ji didn't want to go out of the rivers and lakes at first, thinking that you old men were a group of middle two.

It's a pity that Mao Ji's granddaughter worked as a stage in KTV to support her grandfather, and was later arrested by those new underworlds.

So, a group of people, that is, seven people, formed a group of seven to administer justice.

Who's the boss?

It depends on whose 'merit' is more powerful.

The so-called merit is to have killed someone, been in prison, or whatever, anyway, nothing good.

In the end, the three ghost dragons had a brilliant record and became the boss.

What can a group of people do for club activities?

I saw a good way to pretend to be disabled and go door-to-door begging.

When many people saw their old men, they were really moved by compassion.

I got a lot of money.

As a result, it didn't take long for the ghost dragon three to stand the temptation of beauty, and a little girl who longed for him back then, the current mother Sang, still wanted to reunite with the old dream of the ghost dragon three...

The result is not good!

Mama Sang now has a good relationship, and he is the boss of the new underworld.

Ghost Dragon Three was caught raping, and he had no choice but to flee in women's clothes...... Quite bewitching.

Hahaha...... Seeing this, Takeshi Kitano couldn't laugh.

Next, unexpectedly, it almost killed him.

Generally, the old middle two, oh no, is a new group of seven to fight with the new underworld, among them, the fast gunner Mark, pulled out the gun quickly, but the shot was not accurate, and went straight to his own side, fortunately, his old brother was dead, and it was the corpse that was hit.

And kamikaze Abao, the reason why he is called the nickname kamikaze, is that when he was young, he was really a kamikaze special attacker, but after he could fly a plane, the war was over, but he was trained very well.

This time, he was going to fly a plane to do those new underworlds, and as a result, the plane went to the sky, but when he saw the American aircraft carrier in the sky, Kamikaze Apo couldn't help it, and gritted his teeth and crashed into the aircraft carrier.

In the end, the collision was not successful, and it was a landing, and when he came down and saw a large number of American soldiers, Kamikaze Apo immediately raised his hand and surrendered.

Hahahaha...... Takeshi Kitano slapped his thigh.

But that's not all.

Toilet Maoji,His best stunt is to hide in the pit and explode chrysanthemums.,Then this time,The favorite granddaughter was arrested.,Of course, the strongest Maoji was forced.,He wants to do his classic again.,But。。。

Now the toilets don't have pits anymore, they are all toilets!

Or a smart toilet.

What can I do?

Mao Ji directly broke someone's toilet and was captured alive.

Hahaha...... Takeshi Kitano's thighs were purple.

But that's not all.

Ghost Ryusan led his men to hijack a car as a means of transportation, and finally had to choose a bus, no way, only this kind of car can accommodate them personally, the other cars are too small.

But the bus driver's word: Do you have a senior citizen card?

This...

Hahahaha...... cough cough cough ......

But the old man Takeshi Kitano couldn't breathe with laughter, coughed, and even felt suffocated.

Damn, I almost didn't die laughing!

Whew, whew~

After taking a few breaths of air, Kitano Takeshi scolded in his heart.

Wu Qiang, this kid has a very bad conscience, and he gave the old man such a book, and almost took my old man's life!

But,This book.。。。

Kitano Takeshi is an old man.,How can't you see it.,This book is not dry at all.,I'm afraid it was written yesterday.,And,The whole story is very brief.,It's just that these funny jokes are written in detail.。

Seriously, if you write these things in one day, even though the script is very rudimentary, it is ...... Genius!

It's absolute genius!

Wu Qiang, this kid is really not simple.

And, on second thought, this ...... This movie story is so much to my taste.

The underworld, this is the subject matter that I often shoot.

Wait a minute, isn't this complaining about me, an old man?

Phew!

You really don't lose this million, come directly to the door and complain about my old man!

Hey, hey, hey......

Thinking about it, I want to laugh too.

Of course, Takeshi Kitano also thought about how this kid could write such a ...... I understand, Wu Qiang probably hasn't watched my old man's movies less.

So...... Wu Qiang can write such an interesting script, is their "Heart Labyrinth" really a good movie?

So, when the time comes, go and see?

……

Kitano Takeshi looked at the book here, and he almost didn't die of laughter, of course, no one else knew, even Wu Qiang, they didn't know.

It's just that in the crew of "Heart Labyrinth", except for him Wu Qiang, everyone else is worried.

Can Wu Qiang's method be good?

But Lao Xin is still very good at talking.

"I think it's a good idea of Hadron Dadao Chen is aimed at us, so where can our breakthrough point be? This old man is still good. ”

Yes, the breaking point.

Director Xin Yukun deserves to be the best among new directors...... This sycophant is very well slapped.

After others heard it, there was actually nothing they could do, so they had to wait for the day the movie was released to see the reaction of the judges and the audience, of course, there was another worry, that is, on that day, can the old man Takeshi Kitano be there?

"Can you?

"Oh!

Originally, the little yellow duck was going back according to the itinerary, but now, I am so worried that I will rely on RB for a few more days.

Fortunately, the exhibition date of "Heart Labyrinth" is also the screening day of the film festival, which is October 20.

The day has come ...

……

"Director Chen, this "Heart Labyrinth" movie ......"

"I had some opinions about this movie before, but please rest assured, our jury, all the judges, including me, will look at this movie with an absolutely fair eye!"

To participate in the main competition unit of the Tokyo Film Festival, of course, the judges must be present, and they have a special place to take a closer look at it, so that they can score and vote.

In fact, many movies are like this, at the beginning, it is a group of people who select films, there is a team, they look at the films sent, they look good, and they can pass the test, and then the judges, of course, are internationally renowned filmmakers.

According to the procedure, Director Chen is bound to watch this "Heart Labyrinth", but in fact, Director Chen has already given this film an evaluation in his heart.

It doesn't matter how this film is, the person who made this film can't be a person.

To do things, you have to be a person first.

However, at this time.

"Look! It's Takeshi Kitano!"

"Isn't it? Why is this old man here?"

"I've heard about it, it seems that Wu Qiang had asked Takeshi Kitano for dinner before. ”

"Is that rich second-generation well-connected so strong?"

"I don't know, anyway, people are awesome. ”

A group of reporters, most of whom are still our domestic reporters, saw Takeshi Kitano with a full face, and they rushed up.

"Mr. Takeshi Kitano, why are you here?"

"Are you interested in this movie?"

Anyway, it's mostly this kind of non-nutritious problem.

The old man Takeshi Kitano replied simply, this time he was smart and didn't laugh, "The film festival, isn't it possible for anyone to come and see it?"

Simply, the old man walked into the screening room.

All the judges, including Director Chen, were a little surprised.

What is the origin of this Wu Qiang?

Even Takeshi Kitano is here?

also saw this scene, naturally the crew of "Heart Labyrinth".

"Wow! Really here?!"

"Qiangzi, you're so awesome!"

"I heard that this old man has a very strange personality, how did you find the money?"

In the face of these questions, what can Wu Qiang say?

He was very smart, kept his usual smile and didn't say anything.

Pretending to be forced, pretending to be forced properly...

……

Kitano Takeshi actually doesn't have much to say, isn't it just watching a movie, if this movie is not good, the old man, I will scold you Wu Qiang to death!

Soon, the film began, and the label at the beginning.

Big Hadron Film and Television.

Fortunately, Kitano Takeshi can't understand Chinese, he can only understand, big, and strong, strong in RB is good, pronounced Si Guoyi, the most commonly used word.

Not good...... Want to laugh.

Who would use such a name, Si Guoyi, to be the name of the film company?

But then, in just ten minutes, Takeshi Kitano couldn't laugh at all.

His face was full of shock.

There's something in this movie!

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