Chapter 251: Now It's My Turn
The program restarted recording.
Lin Ying'er took the microphone and smiled: "Well, everyone knows that I have a tablemate named Xu Duan..."
"Ahem, that Ying'er, let me remind you, he said that he would see you in the future after leaving a line today. Ke Lan coughed lightly.
Burst!
The audience at the scene immediately burst into laughter when they heard this, this was not a joke, and there was nothing to laugh at, but the scene was all fans of Xu Duan, and Xu Duan's opening sentence in general was: Everyone knows that I have a tablemate named Lin Yinger, and now Lin Yinger said this Ke Lan and said that Ke Lan was more happy.
"Haha, now it's Lin Ying'er's turn to use this stalk!"
"Xu Duan now estimates that his intestines are all repentant, he completely blackened Lin Ying'er at the beginning!"
"He never thought that one day Lin Ying'er would be the host, he could only watch it, haha!"
"I guess I'm crying backstage now. ”
"I must have fainted in the toilet crying, haha. ”
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"Why didn't he remember to leave a line today, he really wanted to see him today?Now it's my turn!" Lin Ying'er said proudly: "Well, everyone knows that, I am at the same table Xu Xuan..."
"Ying'er, let's be a happy dictionary, not a talk show. Ke Lan interrupted again.
"Hey, I found out why are you so disappointed? Are you stupid to jump back upstairs? Have you forgotten how you ended up in the field today? You have to always remember that you have a grudge against Xu Duan! Come, read with me, I have a grudge against Xu Duan!" Lin Ying'er looked dissatisfied.
"Well, you have a grudge against Xu Xuan. Ke Lan said.
"It's not that you have an enmity with Xu Duan, it's me who has a grudge against Xu Duan!" Lin Yinger emphasized.
"Yes, it's you who have a grudge against Xu Xuan. ”
"It's you who have a grudge against Xu Xuan!" Lin Ying'er emphasized again.
"Yes, he is old and black, you have a grudge against Xu Xuan, there is nothing wrong with you!"
"Huh? Lin Yinger scratched her head in a daze, and the audience suddenly laughed with a cute expression.
"Wowhaha, Lin Ying'er is brainwashed and can't be washed. ”
"It's proper, IQ is a hard injury, haha!"
"I was brainwashed in two sentences, how stupid is this, haha!"
"I found Lin Yinger so cute, haha!"
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The audience laughed and looked at Lin Ying'er's cute appearance.
"Hey, by the way, I almost forgot, Xu Duan also arranged a task for me!" Lin Ying'er said as if she suddenly remembered something.
"Yes, why don't I know?" asked Ke Lan, confused.
"Yes, well, let's be quiet, don't you say goodbye to the stage for the time being? Lin Yinger said, the audience suddenly quieted down when they heard this, and listened to Lin Yinger's words seriously, only to see Lin Yinger say: "He said this: This show is broadcast under the title of New Power Drink, and the drink has new power and adds vitality to the brain." ”
Burst!
The audience immediately vomited blood when they heard this, your sister, what about the confidant words that Xu Xuan said well? It's just a fucking advertisement? Advertising is also a fucking bosom friend of saying goodbye to the stage?
"I'm rubbing, I really thought Xu Duan was going to say something, Nima, I was overwhelmed by advertisements every minute!"
"I'll it, I finally understand that Xu Duan has been at the same table for Mao and Lin Yinger for so many years, and Du Nima has the same lack of morality, you look at the lack of morality in that advertising method!"
"I'll go, who said just now that Lin Yinger's IQ is hard to lose, you stand up, I promise not to kill you, this Nima was brainwashed by advertising in minutes, haha!"
"The real Nyima from this advertisement and Xu Xuan's lack of virtue are a virtue, it's just unexpected, haha!"
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The audience laughed and was amused by Lin Yinger.
"Okay, then let's invite today's three guests to make a show!" Lin Yinger said loudly.
"Three guests. Ke Lan said.
The three guests walked out in the voice of Lin Yinger and Ke Lan, and the first one to come out was Zhao Lan'er, I saw Zhao Lan'er change into a goose-yellow floor-length skirt this time, and walked behind the silver stage at the scene with a special fairy style and waved to the audience: "Hello everyone, I'm Zhao Lan'er." ”
"Hello everyone, I am a fourth-year graduate of Beijing University, majoring in Chinese language and literature, my name is Wang Yong. A very handsome guy waved to the audience.
"Hello everyone, I am a senior graduate of Tsinghua University majoring in archaeology, my name is Xu Yan. "Xu Yan is also very handsome in a suit.
After the guests introduced themselves, the audience suddenly felt a sense of familiarity, because this is very similar to the first episode of the show, it seems that the first episode of the show was made as a Xueba album, and now it is coming again, do you want to do another special issue of Xueba?
"Zhao Laner, a student of Tsinghua University of Beijing University and a beautiful guest who is also a top student, I think everyone must have guessed that this is very similar to the first episode of the show. Lin Yinger smiled and said: "Well, everyone is right, what we have to do in this issue is - college graduation season!"
Burst!
The audience suddenly vomited blood when they heard this, your sister, you are panting when you speak, what do you call everyone think of it? Why don't you say that this is a special episode of Xueba? This Nima cheats on the father's goods, it's really not strange that Xu Xuan persevered in blacking you!
Xu Duan in the background looked at Lin Yinger and Ke Lan in the camera, with a smile on his face, and nodded occasionally, Lin Yinger's performance was good, there were no mistakes, the laughter was enough, and the stage style was also very distinct, which was enough, according to the reputation he had laid in the early stage, as well as the popularity accumulated a few days ago, as long as Lin Yinger did not make a mistake in principle, this episode of the show will definitely be able to break 1, which is like a certainty.
Time passed little by little, the show came to the middle of the recording, the atmosphere was quite warm, and everything was developing in a good direction.
Lin Ying'er and Zhao Lan'er sat opposite each other, and at this time, Zhao Lan'er, who was the third to answer the question, had already answered the third question, only to see Lin Ying'er click on the screen in front of her and select a question and ask: "May I ask 'Career for thousands of years in an instant, thousands of miles of land and mountains; walking all over the world in three or five years, six or seven people and a million male soldiers' describes: A, playing chess, B, battlefield, C, stage." ”
Zhao Lan'er hesitated for a moment and said, "Choose A, right?"
"Are you sure?"
"Sure!"
"Are you sure?"
"Definitely!"
"Do you have to choose A?"
"Definitely!"
"Are you sure you must and for sure?"
"I'm sure sure, for sure!"
The audience burst into laughter when they heard this.
"My mom, Zhao Lan'er must have a psychological shadow when she participates in two issues of Happy Dictionary in a row, this Nima is the same lack of virtue as Xu Duan, haha!"
"Who said no, I guess Zhao Lan'er really regretted it this time!"
"I'm about to cry with regret, look at how angry Zhao Lan'er is at this moment, haha!"
"I'm crying haha!"
"No wonder Xu Xuan Hei Lin Ying'er, I seriously doubt that Xu Xuan's tricks were all learned from Lin Ying'er, otherwise how could I have such a deep grudge!"
"It's a must, it must be that the psychological shadow of being cheated when I was in school is too serious, haha!"
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Lin Ying'er smiled and said with crooked eyes like a crescent moon: "Okay, then I'll announce it, Sister Lan'er's answer... Sister Lan'er, are you really so sure? Do you really want to change your answer? Maybe your answer is wrong. ”
Zhao Lan'er said angrily: "I won't change it, you announce the answer quickly!" How obvious, Xu Duan in the last issue also plucked her with this appearance, she finally changed it once and was tortured again in a minute, wrong is wrong, anyway, she can't be tortured anymore!
"Okay, since Sister Lan'er wants to know the answer so much, then I will announce: This show is broadcast under the title of New Power Drink!" Lin Ying'er smiled like a little fox, and her big eyes turned into crescents.
Burst!
"I know, Xu Duan's classmate is decisive, it's not a fuel-efficient lamp, haha!"
"This ad is really unexpected, haha!"
"It's just crazy, is it? It's too lacking in morality, haha, it's almost mad Zhao Lan'er. ”
"Thirty years of professional pit fathers, sure enough, the one who is close to Zhu is red, and the one who is close to ink is black, haha!"
"Xu Duan's classmates are also decisive!"
"This incident profoundly tells us a fact, the friend of the pit must be the pit haha!"
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