Is there anything more bizarre in the world?

At this moment, Fang Ze was already about to be scared into a second fool, it was okay if the other party didn't say it, but he clearly reminded him, and he peed his pants as soon as the words fell, this person is a monster!

Gu Fan is familiar with every acupuncture point of the human body, and it is okay to make people have any symptoms, of course, this is based on the premise that the opponent's force value is lower than his own.

This person is clearly a certain family, and those subordinates are just three-legged cats, and there is no threat at all.

Gu Fan smiled and said lightly: "Hurry up and go to the checkout and leave, otherwise you will be incontinent later." ”

Fecal incontinence!

Fang Ze's whole heart was raised in his throat, if that kind of thing really happened, he would simply die, how embarrassing it would be, with the experience of urinary incontinence, he didn't dare to stay here anymore, let his men settle the bill, and leave in a hurry.

The crisis was resolved, Wu Huimin jumped up happily, rushed to Gu Fan's side, kissed him fiercely on the cheek, and said, "Gu Fan, you are really amazing, I adore you so much!"

Forehead......

Gu Fan's face was red through half the sky with lightning speed, and his whole body seemed to be burning hot, and he was actually kissed!

It's like being exhaled by a marshmallow, soft and glutinous, this feeling is simply not too wonderful, Gu Fan blushed and said: "Sister Min, men and women don't kiss, how can you ......"

Wu Huimin was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that last time, Gu Fan was just holding his hand by himself, and he had a nosebleed, let alone now, she felt more and more interesting, and smiled evilly: "I'm sorry, then you can kiss me back again, and it will be regarded as a flattening." ”

The flush on Gu Fan's face that had just retreated surged again, he didn't hear that Wu Huimin was joking, so he waved his hands in a panic, "No, no, no, how can this work." ”

Wu Huimin smiled and leaned back, saying in her heart that sometimes this person is handsome, sometimes pure, and a little cute, but he is really a superb man.

"Okay, I'm not kidding you, I really thank you just now. Wu Huimin thanked her heartily, and then asked, "Why did they really urinate and incontinent just now?"

Gu Fan didn't want people to know his secrets, so he made a lot of nonsense, what metaphysics, psychological hints, etc., Wu Huimin was confused when he heard it, so he didn't get to the bottom of it.

Fang Ze and the others quickly drove away after leaving the Ice Blue Bar, the whole car was filled with a strong smell of urine, and everyone was so angry that their faces turned blue.

"Brother Ze, could that person really have a demon spell?" a young brother asked in horror.

The more Fang Ze thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, he had been at ease for more than 20 years, except for his family, had he ever been bullied like this? Just like a person who is used to receiving worship on the altar, one day he falls from the altar, this sense of disparity is really unbearable.

"Bullshit, Lao Tzu is an atheist, don't pretend to be a ghost there. Fang Ze sneered and said: "Eighty percent is in our wine, I don't know when he gave him urinary drugs, he secretly calculated the time before saying it, otherwise why didn't he say it at the beginning, I had to wait until I was angry?"

Although this reasoning is bullshit, it is very much in line with the actual situation of the moment, and it is enough to explain everything that is bizarre.

"Damn, we've been yin!" The little brother patted his thigh angrily and asked the people around him, "You just got pinched on the shoulder, how do you feel?"

The man thought about it carefully and said, "I feel that his strength is too great, and there is a feeling of being pierced by a sharp blade." ”

Well?

Fang Ze was shocked, then slammed down the car window, and said angrily: "It's really yin, I guess what blunt weapon that kid has in his hand, damn it, we were actually deceived by a person who pretended to be a ghost, and we didn't have any face at all." ”

There is revenge and no revenge, Fang Ze has never been able to rub a little sand in his eyes, how can he talk about being so disgraced tonight, he will never give up easily.

……

But said Li Tingting, she started to go to Baohua Temple at six o'clock, all the way to walk sincerely, there were several paths full of stones, she was wearing high heels to walk hard, and it didn't take long for the soles of her feet to grind out blisters.

But no matter how hard and tired she was, she never thought about giving up, she understood that the mistakes she had made should be repaid sincerely, and even many taxis passed by, she didn't think about it.

At this moment, Li Tingting seems to have unloaded the arrogance and despicability of the past, and some are just full of sincerity.

At about ten o'clock, Li Tingting finally came to Baohua Temple, the temple at night was quiet and quiet, even a few occasional frog calls frightened her.

Li Tingting wiped her sweat, walked quickly to the edge of the lotus pond, and took the temple hall as a reference, she went to the north position, squatted down and plowed the ground with her bare hands.

Twenty minutes later.

Li Tingting's hands were covered with bloodstains, and the soil had been dug ten centimeters deep by herself, but there was still no coin, could it be that Gu Fan was making fun of herself?

At this moment, she finally lost all her faith, there was nothing to support her to move forward, she sat on the ground and cried, she felt that she had been deceived, she didn't dare to resent, just helpless and lost.

Not long after, Li Tingting's cry disturbed the master Wenhua in the temple.

"Donor, why are you crying here?"

Hearing the white-bearded monk's question, Li Tingting immediately stood up and said, "I'm sorry master, I didn't mean to destroy the lotus pond, I'll leave." ”

Master Wenhua is a real monk, unlike some wine and meat monks in other temples, who go around collecting money, eating, drinking and having fun under the banner of the Buddha, and the monks are dedicated to goodness, he asked: "Female benefactor, you can tell me if you have any difficulties, if you can help, the poor monks will not sit idly by." ”

Maybe she was too desperate, but now that someone was comforting, Li Tingting nodded and told the master the ins and outs of the matter.

When Master Wenhua heard this, he smiled heartily and said: "Female benefactor, don't be sad, the miracle doctor you are talking about must be a person with great righteousness, and it is definitely not what you said to make fun of you." ”

Li Tingting was puzzled, "Please master to solve your doubts." ”

Master Wenhua nodded lightly and said: "That divine doctor should be testing your character, from his style of acting, it can be seen that there are some similarities with my Buddhist family, it just so happens that what he told you, I also told my disciple, in fact, where are the coins in the ground, I just want to see if you will come to look for it." ”

Li Tingting was stunned for a moment, then showed a happy expression, and said, "Really, master!"

"That's how it should be. Master Wenhua nodded and smiled.

At this moment, Li Tingting felt that everything was worth it, but fortunately she decided to change her ways, and she didn't take a few cars on the way, and she also wanted to understand why Gu Fan said that this was an opportunity.

Luckily, I took the chance!

"Thank you, Master, thank you. Li Tingting bowed gratefully, and strode away casually, preparing to return.

It was about half past three in the morning.

Li Tingting finally walked back to Fengwei Street, and now she is barefoot, just because her high heels have been broken, and the house leak happened to rain overnight, and she walked barefoot for a long time, and her feet also had a lot of scars and bloodstains.

This trip back and forth to Baohua Temple allowed Li Tingting to experience the hardships and hardships of learning scriptures from the West, and at the same time sharpened her mind.

Li Tingting didn't care about the pain in her feet, she wanted to rush back to the Ice Blue Bar as soon as possible, she was afraid that Gu Fan had already left after work, she didn't think that as soon as she entered the range of Fengwei Street, she saw a thin figure standing in front of her, and the breeze stirred his wide clothes, making the other party look thinner and thinner.

Blue on the top, purple on the bottom.

"Gu Fan!!"

Seeing Gu Fan waiting here, Li Tingting's tears burst out of her eyes, almost using her only remaining strength, and rushed over quickly, but her body was too seriously overdrawn, and when she reached Gu Fan's body, she fell to the ground fiercely.

Facing the ground on all sides, Li Tingting grinned in pain, but she still struggled to look up at Gu Fan, and the corners of her mouth showed a sincere smile that she had never seen before, and said, "Gu Fan, I did it, but there are no coins by the lotus pond." ”

Tonight's Fengwei Street is empty, there is a bright moon hanging in the sky, and the soft moonlight is reflected on Li Tingting's embarrassed body, Gu Fan grinned and smiled.

Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great.

Gu Fan helped Li Tingting up and said softly: "I hope you can live a healthy, stable and happy life with such a mentality in the future, and never have the heart of a villain again, can you do it?"

"I can, I can!" Li Tingting shouted excitedly, as if the pain in her hands and feet had disappeared.

"Okay, I've contracted your illness, now you go back with me, I'll give you herbs, soak them for an hour every day, and I'll give you needles after three days. Gu Fan said lightly.

Li Tingting had tears in her eyes, but she smiled very naturally, limping to keep up with Gu Fan when she nodded, and now looking at Gu Fan, she found that even if the other party was wearing dirty clothes, the elegant temperament in her bones could be fully revealed.

There is no better dragon and phoenix among people.

In fact, it is very easy for Gu Fan to erase the scars on Li Tingting's hands and feet, this does not involve medical skills, and only needs to rely on "Taigu Divine Decision", but he doesn't want to expose too much, so he can only let the other party endure it, and let her remember it longer, don't forget the pain of the scars.

The two walked one after the other, without speaking, and when they left Fengwei Street, Gu Fan suddenly saw a car moving in front of him, and he kept shaking, and he wanted to rush up.

Li Tingting was stupid, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't, don't go!"

Gu Fan turned around and said in astonishment: "What's the matter, why can't you go?"

Li Tingting just felt that Gu Fan was elegant, why is it ...... now? Alas, he really hasn't experienced it.

Yes, Li Tingting kindly persuaded her: "The people in the car must be doing important things, let's not disturb others, okay?"

So how can it be done?

How could a good car tremble, Gu Fan guessed that the owner of the car might be suffering from epilepsy, and saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter!