At night.

Yang Yiru was reading a famous book on the theory of the mind, and just as she was reading it with relish, there was a knock on the door.

When she opened the door, she saw Su Chen standing at her door with wet hair and just taking a shower, grinning embarrassedly.

"What's the matter?"

Su Chen said: "That, do you play WeChat or QQ?"

Yang Yiru frowned: "What are you doing?"

"I want to make friends and expand my relationships, don't you? So, can you help me register a QQ number? And those Weibo, can you teach me to register?" Su Chen grinned a little silly.

"You won't?" Yang Yiru obviously didn't believe it.

Su Chen nodded: "I've never used it, and I rarely go online, and I've been abroad before, so I'm not very good at these things." ”

"Bring your ID. Yang Yiru stretched out her hand and asked him.

Su Chen ran back to the room, took his ID card, and ran back to hand it in the palm of her hand.

Yang Yiru asked, "What is your screen name?"

Su Chen touched his chin with one hand, numbed his wet broken hair, and made a very soul-destroying action and asked Yang Yiru, "What kind of name do you think I should be called?"

Yang Yiru looked at him and said seriously: "I think it's very appropriate to call it 'wolf in sheep's clothing'. ”

Su Chen: "... ”

"Okay, I'll help you register first, you can change your name and avatar yourself. After Yang Yiru finished speaking, he turned around and walked back to his computer desk, Su Chen walked into the room and was interrupted by Yang Yiru: "What are you going to do?"

Su Chen had a knowing expression on his face: "It's up to you to register." ”

"Go out, go back to your room, and I'll give you the account password when you're registered." ”

"Oh. Su Chen turned around obediently, and Yang Yiru didn't forget to throw it over: "Bring the door shut." ”

Su Chen returned to his room, sat down in front of the computer desk, and casually looked at some news on the Internet, not long after, Yang Yiru knocked on the door he was open, took a blank piece of paper and handed it to him: "Here is the QQ number and the password, you can use this number to log in by downloading a WeChat on your mobile phone." ”

After Yang Yiru finished speaking, she turned around and walked back to her room, and Su Chen called her: "That, what's your number?"

"What are you doing?" asked Yang Yiru a little strangely.

"Do you really think of me as a wolf?

"Boring. Yang Yiru glanced at him, as if he was looking at a naïve little child, and after speaking, he turned around and walked back to the room without looking back, and closed the door.

Su Chen felt bored, came to the computer, clicked on the QQ icon, and then entered the account number and password on the paper, and soon entered the software page.

But looking at the screen name and avatar, Su Chen's whole person was not good.

'I will destroy you on behalf of the moon' This is the screen name that Yang Yiru came up with for Su Chen. But what Su Chen wants to ask is, have you ever thought about the name from the standpoint of my eldest man?

And the avatar is the nose-picking avatar of the star's royal beauty 'Ruhua'.

Su Chen said to himself: "Am I not compatible with her, why do you target me everywhere." ”

Simply, Su Chen immediately changed his name to 'Young Master'. Then he swapped his profile picture for a recent photo of himself, a selfie with sunglasses in an Audi.

Sure enough, as soon as he got it, someone immediately added him as a friend, and Su Chen's heart moved: "Look, this is hard power." ”

And the friend who added him is still a girl, a girl with other female stars hanging on her head, Su Chen doesn't care about that, as long as he knows that this gender is a girl.

Drip, drip, drip.

The girl actually took the initiative to chat with him?

Su Chen excitedly clicked on the chat window, it was a girl with the online name of 'Thorny Rose'.

Thorny Rose: Are you there?

Master: Yes.

Thorny Rose: Why are you calling Young Master?

Young Master: I like it, I'm used to being called like this. Beauty, I'm sure you definitely didn't add me because of my screen name, you must have been my friend who only added after looking at my profile picture, right?

Thorny Rose: You're smart, not bad.

Master: Hahaha, I guessed, but I have to say that you are too tasteful.

In the next room, Yang Yiru almost didn't spit out the fruit she ate, and then typed over.

Thorny Rose: Is this the number you just applied for?

Young Master: Yes, I don't think your avatar is your own, right?

Thorny Rose: I'm not as narcissistic as you are. Big brother, how old are you?

Master: Yes. How many hundred years old, right?

Thorny Rose: The Internet is really full of liars, especially you men, who are simply undisciplined when they meet girls.

Young Master: (with a serious expression) I'm not.

Thorny Rose: How to Prove?

Master: Let's video chat, I'll be honest with each other.

Thorny Rose: Okay, you send a request.

Su Chen smiled, and then searched for a long time but didn't find it.

Master: Uh, where is the video invitation pressed?

The girl actually took the initiative to send an invitation, and Su Chen quickly connected.

As a result, there was nothing over there, Su Chen looked at the monitor in confusion and kept asking: What about you?

In the next room, Yang Yiru had already squirted out the apples in her mouth, because Su Chen, the bastard, was really honest with each other, and his upper body was naked!

Young Master: You lied to me, the most basic trust between people is gone.

Thorny Rose: My camera is broken, let's go another day. You say you can't lie, so let me ask you a question?

Master: Just ask.

Thorny Rose: Have you ever had a crush?

After typing this line, Yang Yiru didn't know why, and looked at the chat window with some nervousness and expectation.

Su Chen's side was silent, and it took a long time for Yang Yiru to become more and more nervous, and only then did he type a word on the other side.

Master: Yes!

After Yang Yiru saw this word, she suddenly felt a little lost in her heart.

Thorny Rose: It's late, I'm going to sleep.

Su Chen still wanted to type and say sister, don't go, let's talk all night, who knew that the opposite side actually ended the video without saying it, and the avatar also dimmed, which made Su Chen depressed: "No, I didn't let the other party talk excited, I'm such a failure, is my charm diminished with the years in prison?"

At this moment, Yang Yiru suddenly appeared at the door and said coldly: "You haven't slept so late, do you plan to ask me to wake you up tomorrow?"

Su Chen was taken aback: "Are you scared people today and won't stop?"

Yang Yiru snorted: "This is my house, do I have to knock on the door when I enter someone's room?"

Su Chen walked over and closed the door without the same insight as a woman: "Okay, this is your chassis, you can do whatever you want." I slept, good night. ”

Yang Yiru left, Su Chen closed the door, and said to himself: "This woman is so strange, she took gunpowder in the blink of an eye? Why did her attitude become so fast? Next time I strip naked, see if you dare to break in." ”