Chapter 1485: The Master Wants to Walk the Dog
Fang Zheng ignored the salted fish and said to the woman: "Female donor, who will talk about you in the future, don't worry, the poor monk will definitely stand on your side." ”
The woman said gratefully: "Oh, master, you are simply Jigong alive! Good man! My name is Wang Guixiang, whoever bullies you, you report my name! Okay, it's okay, I'll walk the dog." ”
After speaking, Wang Guixiang was beautiful and happily wanted to take the dog away, but Fang Zheng had a thought in the past, the dog saw a nearby tiger, and he was so scared that he couldn't hold back his urine, how could he dare to run around?
Wang Guixiang barked a few times, but the dog just didn't move, and in desperation, Wang Guixiang had to tie it up and drag the dog away......
Looking at this scene, many people thought it was funny, but when they saw this monk, they suddenly became angry.
Fang Zheng didn't care about them, and said with a smile: "Everyone, the video has been kept, and it will be useful in the future." ”
"Don't worry, we promise to help you become famous!" the shopkeeper snorted.
Fang Zheng didn't care, smiled slightly, and turned to leave.
"Master, just leave, you don't fit your style!" exclaimed Salted Fish.
Fang Zheng laughed and said, "Who said you were leaving? Find a place to pick up your senior brother!"
"Uh, what do you mean?" Salted Fish was stunned.
The next moment, a red light fell from the sky, and as soon as the person fell, he shouted, "Master, you suddenly restored my supernatural powers, but something happened?"
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "It's okay for you to be fine, the main thing is to ask you to bring your senior brother over." ”
"Call the senior brother over? He is the last person who wants to go down the mountain, can he come down?" said the red boy in surprise.
Fang Zheng smiled: "You tell him that if he doesn't go down the mountain, he will be hungry for a month, and he will definitely come down." Remember, it is easy to talk and discuss, our monasteries do not preach hegemonism, especially democracy. ”
The red boy rolled his eyes and flew back to the Finger Temple.
"Democracy, democracy, uncle! Is he a dead thief bald with no money again? No food to eat? Is this a prelude to stewing dog meat?"
"Senior brother, I support your rebellion, or you won't go. The monkey said calmly.
The lone wolf smiled and said, "Are you supporting me to starve to death, so don't you grab food from you?"
"What are you doing?" asked the red boy.
"I have a hunch that I am going to starve again today......" The lone wolf was carried away by the red child in his wail.
Watching the red light go away, the monkey sighed.
The squirrel asked curiously, "Senior brother, what's wrong?"
The monkey shook his head and said, "When it comes to eating, the fools nowadays have become more savvy, and the society is not easy to mix......"
Squirrel: "......"
Not long after, the red boy took the lone wolf to find Fang Zheng and asked with a puzzled expression, "Master, what are you calling Senior Brother for?"
The lone wolf also asked, "Yes, I'm fine on the mountain, what are you doing down?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "It's okay, I see that people in the city seem to like walking dogs, and they are also catching up with the fashion as a teacher, following the trend, and also trying to walk the dog." ”
When the lone wolf heard this, his eyes widened and he shouted, "Master, I am a wolf, not a dog!"
Fang Zheng said: "It doesn't matter if you are a wolf or a dog, anyway, the ancestors are the same, and there is not much difference in appearance." As a teacher, there is no dog, so I can only slip you!"
The lone wolf shouted: "Oppose! Protest! Master, I am such a mighty and domineering wolf, you use me as a dog?
Fang Zheng slapped him directly and said: "The protest is invalid, of course, if you go on a hunger strike to protest, you can consider changing the route." ”
When the lone wolf heard this, he quickly stuck out his tongue, wagged his tail, and asked, "Master, do you look at me like this?"
Fang Zheng gave a thumbs up and said, "Yes, don't be so sharp in your eyes, be silly and smile." ”
The lone wolf cooperates......
On the other side, Salty Fish shook his head and said, "Hey, what a good wolf, I was stunned to be trained as a dog by the master." ”
The red boy said: "What are you talking about? I think I was still the majestic king of the mountain back then, but now I have become a little novice?"
Salted fish nodded and said: "That's right, I was also a Buddha back then, and now I have become a fish-powered motorcycle...... Ay...... There is nothing more unsatisfactory in life than encountering an unreliable thief!"
"Makes sense!" said the Red Boy.
The two sang and harmonized, and Fang Zheng over there had already completed the training of the lone wolf.
"Pure heart, you can go back if you have nothing to do, there are only two in the temple, Jingkuan and Jingzhen, and I am still a little worried about being a teacher. "Founder Road.
The red boy rolled his eyes, unhappy for a while, but Fang Zheng made sense, the monkey and the squirrel had been strengthened, but the ghost knew what would appear in the mountains...... What if there are hunters, what if you encounter a bunch of unreasonable people? That's a big problem.
So the red boy flew away unwillingly.
Fang Zheng wrapped the salted fish again, carried it on his back, and whispered something in the lone wolf's ear......
The lone wolf was stunned for a moment and shouted, "Master, you're too bad!"
Fang Zheng raised his hand and slapped him and said, "What is bad? For the teacher, this is called crossing the dog! crossing the people! crossing the world! great merit, understand?"
"I don't understand...... With my wolf character, I can't do this kind of thing, Master, you are wrong about the wolf. The lone wolf shook his head.
Fang Zheng said: "If you don't understand, you have to understand, if you believe in authority, work hard, and eat at night." Of course, if you don't do it......"
"Master, your eyes are so good, you can see at a glance what kind of wolf I am, it!"
Fang Zheng was helpless for a while, let the disciple do something, and he had to coerce and lure, this team is not easy to lead......
The woman who walked the dog was named Chang Fengying, and her only hobby was walking the dog...... The dog in the family is very close to her eyes, not to mention surpassing her parents, but she is also regarded as a member of the family.
Today, she went downstairs to quarrel and made her very unhappy, but the monk made her feel that there is still love in the world, and people are still open to dogs......
So, she was in a much better mood.
Chang Fengying watched her pair of dogs running around, kicking flowers, stepping on grass, and having fun, and her mood was better.
Especially, when I saw my dog's cute leg lifting is a splash of urine, and a tail lifting is a piece of, the mood is particularly comfortable, muttering: "The baby is so good, I know how to and pee outside, and I will be clean when I go home!"
The dog didn't know if he understood, so he continued to run anyway, and when he saw people, he leaned up, frightening passers-by to bypass and glaring angrily one by one.
It's a pity that Chang Fengying didn't seem to see it, and even if she did, she pouted and said: "Such a big person, are you still afraid of dogs?"
The people who heard this were even more angry, but unfortunately, Chang Fengying didn't pay attention to everyone's anger at all, her principle was that she and the dog were happy, everything was fine, and other people, what did it have to do with her?