Whenever this happens, Yuxu's approach is to raise her hands and wait for her anger to subside.

And Ran Li'er is also very knowledgeable, and when you raise your hands, you will let go of him.

You Xu, who was freed, sat up, held back a smile and asked Ran Li'er: "The first kiss~ gave it to me, didn't you just say that you are already a woman!"

Glancing at You Xu viciously, he suppressed his angry voice: "Isn't it funny." ”

You Xu laughed directly, laughed, and said to Ran Li'er: "It's funny, I've been with my boyfriend for two years, my first kiss is still there, and I finally kissed Fa Xiao to give my first kiss, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year." I ask you, do you remember the most intimate act you had in your two years with him?"

"Hug!"

Ran Li'er replied a little reluctantly, probably knowing that it must be another joke to say it.

Sure enough, You Xu laughed out loud and said without giving face: "Hug, what you said should be the first year of the Mid-Autumn Festival together, a few of us have been together, the boys have drunk, he borrowed the wine to hug you, you gave a hug very reluctantly, and then he put his lips together, you used the long-lost tendons and bones, and finally went to the hospital to pick up the bones." ”

Ran Li'er lowered her head and said very unhappily: "I know you have a good memory, but you don't need to restore the scene." ”

You Xu laughed helplessly twice and patted her on the shoulder: "Seriously, he can break up with you for two years, absolutely true love, you go and ask other boys, if you don't break up, you will give you face." ”

Raising his head, Chu Chu looked at You Xu pitifully, pretending to be a pitiful little girl and asking, "So, do I really have a problem?"

You Xu took out his mobile phone, opened the camera and clicked it for her to leave in the frame, handed it to her and said, "Has your boyfriend ever seen you like this?" I guess not, because it's the first time I've seen him, in fact, I've always felt that you are with him, not because you like him, it's just that you need a boyfriend to prove that you are a girl. ”

Although she didn't want to admit it, she actually had this idea herself, but she never found the answer, exhaled, sorted out her mood, and asked Youxu: "Why do you say that?"

Listening to her voice stabilize, You Xu sighed, and said very helplessly: "If it was just a guess before, then now I can be sure that the reaction of ordinary girls when they hear this should be loud objection, and resolutely say I really love him, and you, so calm, and ah, men and women are together, many times it is due to primitive impulses, you touch your conscience and ask yourself, do you have this impulse for him?"

With such an explicit topic, Ran Li'er blushed suddenly, but still shook her head.

You Xu spread his hands to show helplessness, and then said, "That's it, you're tired of his hugs, let alone further movements." ”

looked at You Xu, two more tears overflowed in his eyes, and he sobbed and said, "But I'm really sad, two years, alas, how can I have feelings." ”

Shrugged: "I don't believe it, even if there is, it won't be love, you are sad not because of falling out of love, but because you were dumped, in other words, you are not sad, you are just unwilling, unwilling that he dumped you." ”

Ran Li'er was silent, she didn't think it at first, but when You Xu said this, she really felt a little bit like this, she used to ask herself, 'What is it like to fall out of love', but now I know, it's no different from smashing the exam, I just want to shout 'I know how to do it, why did I do it wrong'. There is no reluctance, only unwillingness. I don't want to be snatched away by another person.

It seems that he suddenly figured out something, there is no sadness anymore, tidy up his mood, sort out his thoughts, a carp got up from the ground and stretched out his hand to You Xu: "Get up, accompany me to find him to settle accounts." ”

Stretched out his hand to let her pull it up, and hooked his shoulders with her: "Forget it, love has to be consensual, after breaking up, you should not disturb each other, and then there is, nothing happened between you, what kind of account is it, if you let him compensate you for a loss of youth, sister, if you want to pay for your character, you will also smash the money in his face, tell him that this is for him." ”

Ran Li'er nodded: "Yes, that's what I thought, but I didn't want to smash him in the face, he has spent a lot of money for me in the past two years, I remember it, if you break up, you should not owe each other, and I will give it back to him." ”

You Xu suddenly braked, grabbed Ran Li'er and said, "Do you think he hates you for the rest of your life?"

"I don't want to, I can still be friends after breaking up. ”

"So, everyone is a face-saving person, you go and return the money to him, tell him that this is the money he spent for you in the past two years together, this is the humiliation of Hongguoguo, can we meet in the future!"

A slap on the back of You Xu's head: "You can't read, that's called * naked humiliation." ”

glanced at her with white eyes, and said helplessly: "If you don't want to be single for thirty years, and finally find something to marry on a blind date, then listen to the little brother and learn to be like Lin Daiyu." ”

"Don't care. ”

You Xu stepped forward and stopped in front, put his hands together nineteen degrees and bowed: "No matter, but since you are fine, then can I go, rush over now, maybe there will be a chance." ”

Stretched out his hand and pulled You Xu over and grabbed it with one hand: "What is the relationship between the two of us, am I not as good as the girl who met in Pingshui, I am not allowed to go, I will stay with my Internet café all night tonight." ”

He broke his hand and shook his head in refusal: "Don't go, I have classes all day tomorrow." ”

"If you don't stay up all night tonight, how can you sleep in class tomorrow!"

You Xu moved a step next to him and said in surprise: "What, you went to sleep in class, no wonder you only have a boyfriend when you are twenty-one." ”

He clenched his fist at him viciously, and his joints made a clicking sound: "I warn you, if you dare to say this again, I will crush you." ”

You Xu 'hummed' twice, climbed the wall with both hands and climbed out, stood outside and asked her: "Do you really want to be single until you are thirty years old, and find a man to end your life on a blind date?"

glanced at him with hatred, then changed his appearance, bit his lip, and stretched out his hands: "It's so high, what if people can't get out." ”

You Xu turned around and left, and told Ran Li'er behind him: "There is only me here, you don't have to be Lin Daiyu in front of me, because even if you have Lin Daiyu's temperament, Wang Zhaojun's appearance, Diao Chan's style, and a pair of Chen Yuanyuan's charming bones, I don't feel it at all." ”

Ran Li'er took a few steps back, ran over the wall, ran in front of You Xu to perform a beautiful aerial chain leg, and said in a threatening voice: "Then let me tell you, I not only have Lin Daiyu's temperament, Wang Zhaojun's appearance, Diao Chan's style, Chen Yuanyuan's charming bones, I also have Mulan's fist." ”