18. New Year's Day Party (3)
"What?" Liu Xinying couldn't help but be shocked, and in that moment, her mind really turned blank as Jiang Shuiyuan said just now.
"How can I get it wrong?" Wu Zichen, who was helping Jiang Shuiyuan put on makeup, also jumped up: "I ordered it three times in the laundry, and it definitely happened to be exactly 18 sets of summer clothes, one set is not much, and one set is not many! How can you take it wrong? Did you count it wrong?"
Everyone "hula" and said, "Yes, Yue Xiaoyi, did you count wrong?"
"What the hell went wrong, and is there any room for redemption?"
"It's about to be performed, why is there a problem at this juncture?"
"Conspiracy, this must be a big conspiracy!Yuan Fang, what do you think?"
"I think there's something strange inside!"
The girl named Yue Xiaoyi explained in a panic: "There are exactly 18 sets of clothes, and there is nothing wrong, but there are all girls' summer clothes, and there are no clothes from Jiang Shuiyuan and their boys." Don't believe it for yourselves!"
"Ahh As Yue Xiaoyi said, there are really only girls' summer clothes inside, and none of them are boys. Hearing this result, Liu Xinying's lips trembled a little: "How can this be?" Wu Zichen, you-"
"Yes, how can this be!" Wu Zichen was even more furious, and he didn't even care about putting on makeup for Jiang Shuiyuan: "I sent 18 sets of school uniforms to the laundry in their entirety, and took them back from the laundry seriously, how did the 4 sets of men's clothes in it become women's clothes? Could it be that the owner of the laundry has a grudge against us, and privately gave us a stealing beam to change the pillar, and the tanuki to change the prince?"
"Nonsense, we don't even know who the laundry owner is, how can we form a bond with him!" Fu Shouzhang, who rushed to hear the news, immediately retorted: "But this thing is really strange, in the cold winter and the moon, who will have nothing to do with us to take the school uniform and summer clothes to the laundry to be washed and ironed? And it happens to be mixed with our clothes?"
Wu Zichen muttered: "That's why I suspect that the laundry owner has a grudge against us! Could it be that my aunt usually has a place to offend him? It is impossible! The so-called 'sin stops at the body, and the disaster does not reach the wife and children', even if my aunt and him have a common enmity, it should not be involved in me! Now it is not a feudal society, and it is still a feudal society, and it is still a feudal society!"
Liu Xinying also woke up at this time, and hurriedly said: "Now is not the time to get to the bottom of the matter and investigate the responsibility, it is only half an hour before we take the stage, and the top priority is to get back those four sets of men's clothes as much as possible! Wu Zichen, where is the laundry where you washed your clothes? Is it too late to rush over now?"
Wu Zichen replied with a sad face: "That laundry is just downstairs from my house, not far away, and half an hour of cycling back and forth should be enough! But tomorrow and New Year's Day, they will also have a holiday to rest, and when I go to pick up clothes in the afternoon, the store will be almost closed." At this point, how can there be people in the store? I'm afraid that it will be in vain!"
Liu Xinying said again: "Then do you have any male classmates who are closer to the school, can you ask them to send a few sets of school uniforms and summer clothes to their families quickly? Saving the scene is like fighting a fire, and fighting a fire is saving your life!"
Wu Zichen shook his head and said: "I'm afraid this is not feasible! You must know that before the party starts, the host will definitely repeatedly ask all the audience to turn their mobile phones to silent or airplane mode, and if we call them now, they may not be able to receive it immediately; even if they can receive it immediately, whether the parents are willing to send it over or not; even if the parents are willing to send it, can the time catch up? Will the clothes fit the right size? Will they be dirty and wrinkled and affect the overall appearance?...... These are unknown factors, and it is difficult for us to control them! We pin too much hope on these unknown and uncontrollable factors, and maybe we will end up with too many disappointments!"
Wu Zichen scratched his head: "Actually, don't we have exactly 18 sets of school uniforms here, why bother to go far?"
Liu Xinying was stunned for a long time before she reacted, and Wu Zichen said the pile of school uniforms in front of her: "But these are all worn by girls!"
"Isn't the school uniform worn by girls a school uniform? Isn't this the modern version of the 'white horse is not a horse' theory?" Wu Zichen's words were like knives, "In the past, we didn't think about what school uniforms to wear, but now it seems that it is an excellent idea for everyone to wear a certain school uniform, because this not only makes the 18 people dancing look uniform, but also conforms to today's aesthetic trends."
"What is the current aesthetic trend? The current aesthetic trend is neutral beauty, the pursuit of men as beautiful as flowers, women are arrogant, and finally men and women stand together, making people feel that they are one, male and female, and even men are more glamorous than women, and women are more handsome than men!
Liu Xinying pondered for a moment and then asked for the opinions of the four boys: "You already know the specific situation, if you really want to change to girls' summer clothes, the biggest impact is actually the four of you." If you really have to change your clothes, what do you four disagree with?"
The four boys, including Jiang Shuiyuan, immediately looked at each other, and they never dreamed that one day they would appear in front of the whole school in girls' short skirts and shirts! Of course, compared with Jiang Shuiyuan, the pressure on the other three people was much less, because the three rough old men put on makeup, mixed in the girls' pile, and then lit up a dozen lights, it is estimated that their own mothers don't know, let alone the classmates? And compared with this face, it is obviously more attractive to be able to win awards at the party and get additional social practice points! So they made a trade-off after a little weighing: "For the honor of our Sinology Lecture and Discussion Society, for everyone's hard work during this time is not in vain, we are willing to make a big sacrifice!"
Seeing that the other three people all made such a statement, Jiang Shuiyuan opened his mouth and did not speak, which was regarded as acquiescing in their statement.
Liu Xinying's face was full of gratitude: "You are so willing to sacrifice the small for the big and work hard, all the colleagues of the Chinese Studies Lecture and Talk Club will definitely remember it! However, changing to women's clothes is the last choice, and before that, we will try to find a way to find the four sets of men's clothes." Wu Zichen, tell Fu Shouzhang the address of that laundry, and ask him to take a bicycle ride to see if it is closed now.
"Other students, please think about whether any of your classmates are close to Jiang Shuiyuan and the other four sizes, and then call and ask them if they can send a neat set of summer uniforms to their families within twenty minutes. Although there is little hope of success, as long as there is one percent of hope, we will not be afraid to give 100 percent effort!"
Everyone went separately and busily, Wu Zichen continued to put on Jiang Shuiyuan's makeup, muttering something from time to time, as if complaining that the laundry owner almost messed up the big matter of the Kodansha of Guoxue. Jiang Shuiyuan, who had been silent, suddenly said, "Wu Zichen, the clothes are made by you, right?"
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Shuiyuan felt that Wu Zichen's hand, who was painting his thrush, trembled, and the eyebrow pencil was drawn from the tip of the eyebrow to the cheeks.
Wu Zichen hurriedly wiped the stain on Jiang Shuiyuan's face while defending in a low voice: "Don't be funny, boss, how could it be my hands and feet? You must know that I have contributed a lot from beginning to end of our show, and it can also be said that my hard work is located, how can I do it at this time? Could it be that I am still stumbling on myself? Boss, don't make such jokes, this is related to the innocence and discipline of the younger brother!"
Of course, in the process of picking up the clothes, the younger brother did not check it carefully, and found the mistake in time, and there were indeed omissions. But you also know that the younger brother is the master of the spirit when he encounters small things and chaos when he encounters big things. Fortunately, the younger brother had the foresight to ask the boss for a gold medal in advance. I don't think you should forget too much, the boss, and settle accounts after the autumn, right?"
"Since that's the case, then I won't say anything, and I won't blame the past, but I won't make an example, otherwise!" Jiang Shuiyuan closed his eyes and said in a deep voice.
Wu Zichen replied repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, the little brother will definitely change his mind and be a new man from now on!" Then he secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart and continued to put on makeup for Jiang Shuiyuan.
As Wu Zichen expected, although Liu Xinying mobilized all the members of the Chinese Studies Lecture Society, she tried every possible way to find the 4 sets of men's school uniforms, but in the end, she barely got two sets. Seeing that the stage performance was imminent, she sighed: "The matter has come to this, we have to rush to the right and adopt the most forced choice, and the four male compatriots have changed to women's clothes!"
Fu Shouzhang was a little worried: "Can the four old men wear the school uniforms of those little girls?"
Liu Xinying said: "It doesn't matter if the skirt is up, anyway, the waist is elastic, and the four of them are not fat, they will definitely be able to wear it, at most it is a matter of long breakpoints." The key is the shirt, if you can't put it on, there is really no way to do it!"
Fortunately in the misfortune, after adjustment, the remaining four sets of clothing are relatively large, and the height and weight of the four boys are not outstanding, so they should barely be able to wear them.
A few boys carried women's school uniforms and hid in another room to change clothes, and it took a long time for you to push me and appear in front of everyone. When everyone saw their funny appearance in women's clothes, they couldn't help but laugh. Liu Xinying, Fu Shouzhang, Wu Zichen, and Yue Xiaoyi clamored: "What about our handsome Jiang guys? Why haven't you come out to pick up customers?"
Because Jiang Shuiyuan was the last to put on makeup, he changed his clothes a beat slower than the previous three. When he appeared, everyone's laughter immediately stopped abruptly, and everyone couldn't help but gasp. Jiang Shuiyuan also challenged women's clothing for the first time in his life, and he was not very confident in his heart, but when he saw that everyone was surprised, he couldn't help but ask tentatively: "Isn't it ugly and strange?"
Everyone shook their heads in unison.
At this time, Fu Shouzhang sighed and said: "Minister Jiang is clearly taking the path of girls, so that girls have no way out!"
Liu Xinying couldn't help but spit out eight words: "Zhuyu is on the side, I feel that I am filthy!"