No. 066: Get down to the kitchen
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When Su Chen woke up, he found that he was actually in his apartment bed, he thought about it curiously, but he couldn't figure out how he got back here.
He shook his head, this was the second time he was drunk, as soon as he finished washing up and walked out of the door, he met Cao Chengcheng head-on, seeing that she was carrying a large food bag in her hand, and said with a smile: "Brother Su, I bought some food, let's go together?"
People are women, and when it comes to this, Su Chen can't refuse and drive her, so he has to invite him into his room and go to the kitchen to get dishes and chopsticks and put them on the table, and the two of them eat.
"By the way, how do you know I'm home?"
Cao Qingcheng said: "Didn't your car stop below?"
Su Chen felt that he had asked a superfluous question, and quickly corrected: "I mean, do you know about the fact that I drank too much last night?"
Cao Tingcheng nodded: "Yes, the store's phone called, and when I went to the bar to pick you up, Mr. Yang Yiru and Yang also went." I helped you back. ”
Su Chen's nod: "No wonder I slept until now and she didn't receive her call, if it's usual, let alone not going to work, it's estimated that the phone will be blown up if you are late." ”
Cao Chengcheng obviously didn't like Su Chen mentioning other women in front of her, especially Yang Yiru, and she immediately pulled away from the topic with some absent-mindedness: "But Brother Su, why did the store call the two of us?"
Su Chen smiled awkwardly when he heard this: "Actually, it seems that there are only the two of you on my phone." ”
If Yang Yiru is eliminated from these two, Cao Tingcheng will be very happy.
After eating, Cao Chengcheng hurriedly snatched Su Chen's chopsticks and chopsticks and said, "I'll go wash it, I've been doing this at home since I was a child, my mother told me that women have to be able to go to the hall and the kitchen." ”
Su Chen didn't know what she meant, but since she was in a hurry to wash the dishes, she still gave her the job, and then came to the sofa in the hall and turned on the TV with remote control.
Looking at it, Su Chen frowned and wondered, "I remember that I didn't break the TV?"
Before he could sort out his thoughts, he heard the sound of the broken porcelain bowl in the kitchen, Su Chen moved to the kitchen door in a flash, and at first glance his eyes widened, only to see that there were five or six broken dishes and chopsticks on the ground.
And Cao Tingcheng, who had already found out that he was coming, was so red that he was about to drip, and said with a feeling of crying: "My mother really taught me." ”
Su Chen couldn't cry or laugh: "I believe it, let me come." ”
Cao Qingcheng hurriedly explained: "Actually, there is too much foam in this dishwashing essence, my hands are slippery and I can't hold the bowl, these are just accidents." As she spoke, she wanted to turn around and make a very standard dishwashing posture for Su Chen, who knew that as soon as she turned around, her wrist touched the unwashed dishes and chopsticks on the edge of the kitchen counter, and there was another ping pong!
I felt so quiet that I only heard a group of crows flying over, flying over Cao Tingcheng's head, her face was crimson, embarrassed and helpless, and when she saw Su Chen's black line, she hurriedly explained forcibly: "My cabinet design is usually relatively short, and your house is a bit tall."
In the end, she found that she couldn't make a round, so she could only stand there and laugh, so that Su Chen could only accompany him and laugh.
"Come, eldest sister, you better go out and familiarize yourself with the hall first, the kitchen is not suitable for you for the time being. Su Chen smiled bitterly and took her hand and pulled her over and said, "Be careful of your step." ”
Finally pushed Cao Chengcheng to the hall, Su Chen looked at the mess in the kitchen, and said with a wry smile: "Others are called virtuous when they go down to the kitchen, and this girl is called a raptor crossing the river when they go down to the kitchen." ”
And Cao Tingcheng outside, fell into self-entanglement, she couldn't sit still at all, and secretly gritted her teeth and scolded herself: "Cao Tingcheng, you stupid, you can't become a scholar, you can't do the basic skills of self-care, it's really stupid." It's over now, forcibly slapping himself in the face under the banner of his mother, it's really a shame for his mother. What should I do, what should I do, will Brother Su think that I am the kind of pampered white/rich/beautiful?"
Her hands were clasped together and she looked anxious, at this time Su Chen showed half of his body from the kitchen, he was holding a pot in his hand, and looked at Cao Qingcheng with shocking eyes and asked, "Miss, didn't Ling Ci tell you that the bottom of this dark pot doesn't need to be washed?"
Cao Tingcheng grew his mouth, squinted his eyes and asked tentatively: "Don't you need to wash it?"
Su Chen rolled his eyes: "Forget it, when I didn't ask." Then he went back to the kitchen.
"It's over, it's really smelling big now!" Cao Qingcheng was anxious: "What should I do? How can I restore my image in Brother Su's heart?"
In a hurry, she went to the kitchen door to see that Su Chen was still cleaning the kitchen again, so she hurriedly ran to the sofa and took out her mobile phone from her satchel and dialed Lin Yue, and told her the situation just now, and asked her for help in a very sincere tone: "Lin Zhuge , please tell me what to do?"
Lin Yue was silent for a moment and said, "Come, I'll teach you a way, take out your index finger and tap it on your forehead, then tap it on your chest, then tap it on your right shoulder, and tap it on your left shoulder." ”
Cao Chengcheng actually followed suit, and then heard Lin Yue say: "Now follow me: God bless." ”
Cao Chengcheng really almost read it out before he realized that he had been tricked, and hurriedly said, "you, I'm serious." ”
Lin Yue was speechless: "Miss, you even did such a brainless thing as washing the bottom of the pot, I think only God can save you." You said you could go to the kitchen like this, and I don't think even the neurotics believe you. The word 'cup' was definitely born because of people like you. ”
Cao Qingcheng gritted his teeth: "Lin Yue, I'm asking you to teach me how to save the situation, not for you to count down and hit me, do you believe it or not, I'll go to the library to find you? Don't think that I won't find you if you hide under the table and read now." ”
Lin Yue hurriedly begged for mercy: "Eldest sister, let me go, Aunt Shuguan has already said that if you defile the sacred library like the previous few times, you will blacklist me, and how do you know that I am hiding under the table?"
Cao Tingcheng was stunned and snorted disdainfully: "Don't you know that the school also has a gossip artifact called a forum? Some people say that a senior sister with a book addiction has recently appeared in the library, and as soon as they say that they can see this senior sister's pink underwear when they look down, I will know that it is you." ”
Lin Yue's mouth opened wide: "These bastards." ”
Cao Tingcheng didn't forget to make up for it: "Also, the forum messages are all 'masturbated'." ”