3. The Appearance of All Beings in the Intensive Training Class (II)
Anyway, the dormitory can't go back for the time being, Jiang Shuiyuan can only follow Shi Yang to wander around the campus, and by the way, he popularized a lot of taxonomic knowledge. Seeing that Shi Yang knew everything about animals and plants, and was foaming at the mouth, Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but ask curiously: "Shi Yang, how do you know so many kinds of animals and plants? Could it be that anyone in your family works in a zoo or botanical garden?"
Shi Yang looked at the past with an unbearable look on his face, and replied lonely after a long time: "Do you know, I have admired scientists the most since I was a child, and I am determined to print my portrait in the textbook and become the object of admiration for future generations. The most unfortunate and the most unfortunate should name a theorem and define a term after themselves, and leave their mark in the history of science. After high school, I realized that being a scientist requires not only ideals, beliefs and hard work, but also talent. Do you think you have a talent for scientific research like me?"
Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head: "Talent is like pregnancy, if you don't do it a few times, and wait patiently for a while, how do you know if you have it?"
Shi Yang's eyes widened suddenly: "Look at you, you are gentle, with clear eyebrows, why do you think so dirty? A ton of decontamination powder can't be bleached!"
Jiang Shuiyuan scratched his head embarrassedly: "Isn't this a metaphor for me?" ”
"Although I found that I had no talent for scientific research, I did not dare to forget my original dream. As the saying goes, if a person has no ideals, what is the difference between him and a salted fish? After many investigations, I finally found a discipline that can leave a name in the history of science as long as you are willing to work hard and do not need too much talent.
"Taxonomy?"
"That's right, it's taxonomy! More than 2 million species of plants and animals have been discovered on Earth, and 1.3 million species have been successfully named and classified by taxonomists through the unremitting efforts of taxonomists. But a large part of it is still missing. What's even more exciting is that humans are said to now find only about 1% of the biological species in nature. Today, researchers are discovering 15,000 new species every year, and the pace of discovery shows no signs of slowing down. This gives us a lot of room to play. Just imagine, when compiling "Zoology" or "Flora" in the future, there are several or dozens of creatures named after Shi Yang, how exciting it would be!"
Jiang Shuiyuan deeply agreed: "It is true! I hope you can realize your dream as soon as possible." ”
"If I could name more than 9,000 species by myself, like old man Linnaeus, I would consider naming some kind of cute little creature after you. Immediately, Shi Yang was a little frustrated. "But it's just a beautiful fantasy. According to statistics, taxonomists can only find an average of 3 or 4 new species in their lifetime, and if they are unlucky. Maybe maybe even 1 or 2!"
Jiang Shuiyuan was a little stunned: "So little? I thought that biologists would discover a new species just like in the movie, just pull up a grass in the deep mountains and old forests, and then shout with ecstasy: 'I have discovered a new species!'"
Shi Yang shook his head: "This kind of plot does not exist! Surveys have shown that it takes an average of 21 years for a species to be officially named and published from the first sample collection. The slowest took 206 years. You think the new species is a radish in a vegetable patch. One pull, one is it?"
"I thought that all the vegetables in the basket were vegetables, but I didn't expect you to only like turnips. It's not easy to find a radish in a leek field!"
When it was time to eat, the two also walked around the campus and came to the cafeteria early to wait.
Liuchao Middle School has really done a very intimate job in logistics services, not only making a set meal of four dishes and one soup for everyone in advance, but also making a table sign for each person to ensure that people who participate in the training camp can sit down and eat. Shi Yang didn't sit with Jiang Shuiyuan. This kid took advantage of the fact that no one else came, and secretly changed the table. He sat down in a dignified manner, chatted with Jiang Shuiyuan while eating, and chatted happily.
After a while, Liu Jian and Yu Yucheng also came. They really shared a table with Jiang Shuiyuan, and because they didn't speculate in the dormitory just now, they just said hello when they met, and then sat down to concentrate on eating.
It was the end of school at noon, and students flocked to the cafeteria. Although it is now the late autumn season and the weather is quite cool in the morning and evening, the girls of Liuchao Middle School are still wearing small suits, short skirts and long stockings. However, the short skirt is short enough, but the stockings are not long enough, and the skirt flies between walks, exposing most of Bai Shengsheng's **** outside, swaying so that the canteen is full of spring, shaking so that the boys' hearts are shaking and the food is unsweet.
Shi Yang glanced around a few times and said loudly: "Jiang Shuiyuan, do you know? For a while, I specialized in bird behavior. ”
"Oh, then you have a lot of hobbies!"
Shi Yang continued: "Then I found that people and birds are actually quite similar, especially when courting, they try their best to show their advantages in front of the opposite sex. For example, in the gardener birds distributed in New Guinea, Australia and other places, most of the males are dark and ordinary. In order to please the female birds, they will put out everything that is worth showing off, just like some of us deliberately adjust the direction of the table in order to attract the attention of the girl, trying to let the other party know that although the appearance is ordinary, but still very powerful. ”
Jiang Shuiyuan knew that he was talking about Yu Yucheng, because he had just seen Yu Yucheng covertly adjust the direction of the table sign, but it was not easy to break it, let alone echo it, so he could only bury his head in eating and pretend not to hear anything.
Shi Yang didn't mean to accept it at all: "Of course, there are some birds that will try their best to show off their only physical advantages, just like the blue-footed boobies, which often erect their tail feathers in front of the female and raise one foot high to show off the bright blue of their feet, and its movements can be described as ridiculous." Some people are the same, when they see a girl glancing over, they will subconsciously straighten their chests and stomachs, and even their eating movements have become gentle and elegant.
This time he was talking about Liu Jian.
Liu Jian stopped his chopsticks and asked with a smile, "Could this brother be talking about me?"
"Who do you think it is?"
Liu Jian's expression was stunned for a while, and he sighed for a long time: "I'm really ashamed! I was fascinated by this little scene, it seems that the younger brother's cultivation is still too shallow." If you really meet some master who sinks fish and geese, and closes the moon and is ashamed of flowers, this will not have to be completely explained? Is there any secret to this brother being able to sit still and not mess up, and let us learn and learn?"
Yu Yucheng said with pity: "What else can be the secret? It's nothing more than the missing important parts on the body!"
Shi Yang didn't bother to deal with Yu Yucheng at all: "The word 'sit still' is really ashamed." Because I saw a section of **** dangling in front of my eyes, I also had nosebleeds and drool, the key is that I can wipe it clean before others find out, so as not to act too unbearable. That's my secret. If you want to know how to sit still, you can ask this brother next to me. I found that he didn't even raise his head after the girls came in, and he had been tirelessly fighting to the death with four dishes and one soup!"
Yu Yucheng said: "That means that he is a rice bucket foodie!"
Liu Jian shook his head and said no: "I think the reason why Brother Jiang is too lazy to look up is that they are so beautiful in Huai'an Mansion affiliated to Jingshi University, Chunlan Qiuju, Huanfei Yan is thin, what kind of girls have never seen it? Brother Jiang, do you think my explanation is correct?"
Shi Yang said: "It is also possible that Brother Jiang is too handsome, and ordinary vulgar fans can't look down on him at all." ”
Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly felt that after eating, it was necessary to go to the campus of Liuchao Middle School again. (To be continued.) )