Chapter 110: I'll Buy You a Treadmill!

Under the attention of Mo Qing and Zheng Hai, Ye Chen said slowly, "Word measurement is also a kind of divination, that is, using Chinese characters to predict unknown things, which is the easiest kind of divination. The Chinese characters in our country are ever-changing, and when the ancestors created the characters, the ghosts cried and the gods howled, and the earth cried ghosts and gods, so the words can be ...... the gods."

This is Ye Chen's first time testing words.

After learning the primary feng shui physiognomy, Ye Chen also knew a little about word measurement.

It's not untargeted.

"The current time is 16:20 in the afternoon, so I will make two hexagrams. ”

Ye Chen said with a smile. "The first word you write is the character 'ren', and the strokes are 2 strokes, 16 divided by 2, and you get 8 - in the I Ching Bagua, the numbers 1 and 9 represent the Qiangua. The numbers 0 and 8 represent the kun hexagram. The number 2 represents the hexagram. The number 3 represents the hexagram. The number 4 represents the trigram. The number 5 represents the Xun hexagram. The number 6 represents the Kan hexagram. The number 7 represents the hexagram. ”

Therefore, this first hexagram is the Kun hexagram. ”

"According to the principle that Tai Chi gives birth to two rituals and four elephants give birth to eight trigrams, infinite things can be deduced. ”

"The characters represented by the kun hexagram are women – mothers, wives, daughters, all of which can be represented by kun hexagrams. I have seen your face, and your parents' palace is low, indicating that both of your parents have passed away. And you're not a father-in-law. Therefore, this kun hexagram refers to your wife. Then, the second hexagram can measure what your wife is doing at 16:20, at this point in time. ”

"Quasi!" Mo Qing's eyes lit up slightly, of course she knew that Zheng Hai's parents died one after another 5 years ago, and Zheng Hai's wife gave birth to a son last year.

Zheng Hai didn't think so, he thought that these basic family situations were all told to Ye Chen by Mo Qing.

"Flicker, flicker, flicker. Zheng Hai looked at Ye Chen coldly.

"The second character you wrote is a 'positive' character, and the strokes are 5 strokes. Divide 20 by 5 to get 4, therefore, the second hexagram is the shock hexagram. ”

Ye Chen's old god is in the way. "The hexagram symbolizes thunder, which is the meaning of the spring of March, and the thunder shakes all things. The first image of the earthquake is movement – shaking, movement, running, explosions, landslides, mudslides, high-speed cars, airplanes, trains, running horses...... All of these are moving, so they can all be represented by the hexagram. In short, everything that moves is usually represented by a hexagram......"

"In the human body, the hexagram represents the feet. ”

"Sister Mo, the vibration hexagram symbolizes thunder, what kind of sound do you say thunder is?" Ye Chen smiled at Mo Qing and asked.

"The sound of thunder?" Mo Qing pondered for a few seconds before blurting out. "Thunder, pop?"

"That's right, then, from the hexagram of the second hexagram—" Ye Chen looked at Zheng Hai. "Your wife should be exercising, running and exercising, and in the process of exercising, there will be a crackling sound similar to thunder. ”

"Hahaha——!" Zheng Hai laughed wildly. "It's nonsense! It's just nonsense! What time is it? At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, my wife goes for a run and works out? Yes, she has a gym card, but most of the time, she goes to the gym after dinner. You can't be sure!"

"Zheng Hai, don't be in a hurry to deny it first, to prove whether Ye Chen is accurate or not, it's very simple, you can call your wife now and verify it in person. Mo Qing said.

"Okay, I'll verify it, Xiaoqing, I'll call my wife right away, I'll turn on speakerphone, you hear clearly, you see how I exposed his lies to his face!" Zheng Hai confidently took out his mobile phone. "I'm telling you, it's impossible for my wife to go for a run at this hour!"

Zheng Hai called his wife's mobile phone number.

Toot-toot-toot——!

After a full ten seconds, the call went through.

Zheng Hai nodded at Mo Qing and pressed the hands-free button-

"Wife, what are you doing?

"Old... Old... Husband... I... I'm running...", a charming woman's voice on the phone, panting and hurrying. "I... I... Hmmm - I... I'm running... Well... Running..."

Bang bang... Syllable......

"What?!" Zheng Hai's face changed suddenly, and he felt that something was wrong. "Are you running? How do I hear a snapping sound? What's going on, wife, what the hell are you doing?"

"Oh... I... I'm running in slippers... Place... So there's that kind of sound..."

"You!you!" Zheng Hai's face turned a little green.

At this time, a man's voice came from the phone. "I'm going to sprint!"

"Husband, I'm at the gym... Beside... There are other next to it... Other... Well-the others, too... Also running, sprinting..."

"Don't run! Damn, you're not allowed to go to the gym in the future! I'll buy you a treadmill!" Zheng Hai was so angry that he trembled all over his body and hung up the phone directly.

"Brother, be strong. Ye Chen patted Zheng Hai's shoulder and said earnestly. "There's no obstacle you can't get over. ”

Zheng Hai didn't say a word, turned around and left, his steps were extremely heavy.

"Hahahaha——!" At this time, Mo Qing laughed and laughed.

Laughing wildly.

She couldn't hold it anymore.

"Sister Mo, you also saw it, it's not that I'm aggressive and wants to expose people's shortcomings, it's really that he is too domineering, and he has to ask me to test words. You see a green hat. Hey, there are so many bad things in this society - you let me laugh for a while. ”

Ye Chen laughed loudly.

He actually didn't know what Zheng Hai's wife was doing, it was measured by word measurement.

What an unexpected surprise!

"Ye Chen, this... This... It's the funniest thing I've ever encountered in my life..."Mo Qing laughed so hard that tears flowed. "However, you are so accurate, too accurate, too godly!"

"It's just a small skill of carving insects, and it can't be on the table. Ye Chen said humbly. "Okay, Sister Mo, I'm smiling, what about you?"

"Almost..."Mo Qing tried her best to control her facial expression, allowing herself to become serious again.

"Okay, Ye Chen, go to my house. Mo Qing said. "Don't be nervous, my parents are intellectuals, very talkative, easy to get along with, and won't make things difficult for you. ”

"Sister Mo, don't worry, pretending to be a beautiful woman's boyfriend, I have done this job, and I am no stranger. Ye Chen said with a smile.

"Huh?" Mo Qing was stunned for a moment, and without thinking much about it, he led Ye Chen and walked towards a multi-storey bungalow.

As soon as I walked to the foyer, I saw a young woman dressed plainly, covering her face and rushing out, crying and wiping her tears, looking very aggrieved and very sad.

"Huh, Xiao Cai?" Mo Qing grabbed the young woman. "What's wrong? Uncle Zeng scolded you again?"

"Sister Mo, I really can't do it anymore... I... I quit... Uncle Zeng scolded me again..."The young woman looked like she had come from the countryside to work in the city, her eyes were clear, she had no scheming, and there were some freckles on her face, "The night before yesterday, he had a fight with his son and was injured, so he took me out of anger today..."

"Xiao Cai, don't cry first, don't worry, in this way, I will go up with you and persuade Uncle Zeng. Mo Qing comforted softly.

After a pause, she explained to Ye Chen. "Ye Chen, this is Xiao Cai, the little nanny of Uncle Zeng's family. Uncle Zeng was a former colleague of my father, and he had a very good relationship with my father. He, hey, the first half of his life was very smooth, but this old age is a little unfortunate. ”

"Three years ago, Uncle Zeng's wife, Aunt Luo, died, which hit him too hard. Before Aunt Luo's death, she had a very good relationship with Uncle Zeng, and the old couple was very affectionate. Every night, Aunt Luo would make soup for Uncle Zeng, and over time, Uncle Zeng would have to drink a bowl of soup made by Aunt Luo before dinner, otherwise he would not be able to eat. ”

After Aunt Luo died, Uncle Zeng missed the soup she made very much, so he invited many nannies to come back, on the one hand, to take care of his diet and daily life, and on the other hand, to make soup for him. Uncle Zeng said that if anyone can make soup with the same taste as Aunt Luo, he will give 500,000!"

"Yo, so generous?" Ye Chen was surprised. The heart said, this Uncle Zeng is very strange.

"However, after changing several nannies, the soup always tastes wrong. Mo Qing shook her head. "Uncle Zeng and Aunt Luo have a son who is a little irritable, and the father and son are not very coefficient. There are often quarrels, and even, there have been big fights. Because Uncle Zeng offered a reward of 500,000 yuan for a nanny to make soup, his son had a grudge and had already beaten Uncle Zeng twice... It is said that his son bought a house last year, and his great-uncle did not contribute a penny. ”

"The night before yesterday, Zeng Chao beat Uncle Zeng again?" Mo Qing asked with a frown.

"Yes, I was beaten the night before yesterday, and my ears were injured and wrapped in gauze, which was quite miserable. Zeng Chao is really a brute, but Uncle Zeng shouldn't be angry with me!" The nanny "Xiao Cai" was sympathetic to the "Uncle Zeng" and a little resentful. "I've tried all kinds of ways to make soup for Uncle Zeng, but he always says that the taste is not right and he is not satisfied... Forget it, Sister Mo, I can't do it anymore. I'm resigning. ”

"Hmph, Zeng Chao, this kid, if it weren't for Uncle Zeng's pleading, I would have arrested him a long time ago!" Mo Qing's eyes were full of anger. "This time, I want him to be optimistic!"

"Ye Chen, let's go to Uncle Zeng's house to have a look. Uncle Zeng has been a bit perverse in recent years, but he has always been good to me. He's my dad's iron buddy again—" Mo Qing said. "Invite him to my house for a light meal tonight, and let my dad enlighten him. Anyway, one more pair of chopsticks and one more bowl is not a big deal. Ye Chen, you don't mind, right?"

"I don't care. There are many people. Ye Chen smiled.

"Also, this little girl has just come out of the countryside, she is quite simple, I will persuade Uncle Zeng not to embarrass other little girls. Mo Qing took the nanny Xiao Cai's shoulders and took Ye Chen into the foyer.

This multi-storey small bungalow has a total of six floors, and Mo Qing's family lives on the top floor, which is a double-story house.

That great-uncle lives on the 5th floor.

The three of them entered the elevator and went to the 5th floor.

The door of Uncle Zeng's house is still open.

The three of them entered the house.

Ye Chen saw an old man in his 60s, sitting on the sofa, with a circle of gauze wrapped around his head, and a little bleeding from the right ear, it seemed that he had been beaten hard.

This is Uncle Zeng.

Unintentionally, Ye Chen opened his yin and yang eyes, looked at the face of this great uncle, and was slightly stunned in his heart, thoughtful.

At this time, Uncle Zeng's face was angry, and when he saw the nanny Xiao Cai coming back, he scolded. "Get out, get out, get out! I'm going to fire you!"

"Uncle Zeng, don't be angry. Mo Qing hurriedly persuaded. "Xiao Cai is young and ignorant, so if you are angry, you have to bear more. ”

"Xiaoqing, hey......" Seeing Mo Qing, Uncle Zeng's face eased a lot. "My life is so miserable. ”

"Zeng Chao, that kid hit you again?" Mo Qing's eyes flashed with a cold light.

"This is not a filial son, the family is unlucky!" Uncle Zeng covered his right ear, "Hey... I'm bleeding from my ears..."

"Uncle Zeng, I'll arrest him right away!" Mo Qing took the case.

"Forget it, forget it. Uncle Zeng shook his head again and again. "I'm just this one son, for your Aunt Luo's sake, forget it, I can bear with it. Besides, I'm a father, and I'm doing something wrong..."

At this time, there was a popping sound in the kitchen.

"Ahh

Mo Qing didn't care about introducing Ye Chen to Uncle Zeng, so she ran into the kitchen with Xiao Cai.

Ye Chen thought about it and followed.

I only heard Uncle Zeng's voice shouting. "Don't boil it! Don't boil this soup! You'll never get that taste!"

In the kitchen.

Xiao Cai turned off the fire.

The soup is Uncle Zeng's favorite lotus root pork rib soup. It is also the most common soup that Aunt Luo boiled during her lifetime.

"I really don't understand, this lotus root pork rib soup is very ordinary, I have tried many kinds of ingredients, but I still can't boil the taste that Uncle Zeng wants. Xiao Cai looked very distressed. "Moreover, Uncle Zeng told me that the lotus root pork rib soup that Aunt Luo boiled before her death was nothing more than pork ribs, lotus root, chives, ginger, cooking wine, pepper, refined salt, and monosodium glutamate...... I didn't use any other special ingredients! Why can't I make her taste?"

At this time, Ye Chen observed in the kitchen.

Suddenly, he found that in the corner of the wall, there was a bag of "poisonous rat strong".

Ye Chen's eyes lit up.

He pondered for a few seconds, then bent down to pick up the bag of poisonous rats. "I think I might be able to boil out the taste he wanted, that is, the kind of lotus root pork rib soup that Aunt Na Luo boiled before her death. ”

After speaking, Ye Chen walked over and put some poisonous rats into the soup.

"Ye Chen, what are you doing here?" Mo Qing exclaimed in horror when he saw clearly that what Ye Chen put into the soup was a poisonous rat. "What are you doing! That's a poisonous rat!"

"I know. I just want Uncle Zeng to smell the soup he is familiar with. Ye Chen smiled. "Oh, there are some things, it's really scary to think about. Hey—"

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