3. Those who are close to pigs are stupid
The next day, Jiang Shuiyuan got up early in the morning, took the initiative to brush his teeth and wash his face without being urged by anyone, and combed his hair in the mirror. Seeing that Jiang Shuiyuan was actually "taking care of the clouds and sideburns in the window, and decals yellow in the mirror", Chen Fangyi was really surprised, and hurriedly said to Jiang You: "Lao Jiang, do you see it? My son knows that he has washed up!"
Jiang You said with some emotion when he heard this: "After all, I have grown up!"
Chen Fangyi was not as thoughtful and innocent as Jiang Youzhi, she shook her head and said in a low voice: "Something is wrong! I felt strange when my son took the initiative to wash his hair last night, and now he is poking himself in the mirror, do you think his son should be in early love?"
Jiang You pushed his glasses directly: "Will someone take a fancy to our son?"
"That's what I said!" Chen Fangyi couldn't help but nodded, and then shook her head again: "No, no girl likes our son, our son can secretly like other girls!
"Unrequited love, secret love?" Jiang Youzhi is worthy of being an educator, and he is clear about this aspect.
"Yes, yes, it's called unrequited love, secret love!" Chen Fangyi nodded again and again, and then said in a solemn and slightly threatening tone: "Lao Jiang, let me tell you, although the results of the water source are not very good, but you can still be admitted to Huai'an Mansion with hard work." You should be optimistic about the water source in school, communicate with the head teacher and classroom teacher of the water source more often, and don't let him engage in those crooked ways and do some messy things! If the water source really fails to pass the Huai'an Mansion Middle School, you will be able to suffer it in the future!"
Jiang Youzhi frowned: "The water source just took the initiative to wash his hair and brush his teeth, can he make such a fuss? You also know that the high school entrance examination is about to begin, and he is in the period of youth rebellion, what are you doing to make such a big move? Isn't it a matter of not letting him review the exam with peace of mind? Besides, 'which teenager is not in love, which girl is not pregnant with spring', as long as the water source does not affect his own studies and does not affect other girls, I think we had better not meddle in things!"
Jiang Shuiyuan, no matter how his parents quarreled, quickly finished breakfast, and then grabbed his schoolbag and rushed out of the house. It is said that Jiang Shuiyuan did not go to sleep immediately after finishing his homework last night, but turned on the computer again to check whether there was a simple tutorial to change from an ugly monster to a beautiful man. After painstaking research, Jiang Shuiyuan discovered several cultivation methods that are now simple and easy to implement:
The first is to study hard. It is true that body and appearance are the fundamental conditions for determining a handsome guy, but in addition to this, there are many bonus items, such as a good family background, outstanding talent, elegant conversation, etc., the small can be inlaid with a sacred gold edge, and the large can magnify their own charm several times. In particular, a sentence in the book almost kept Jiang Shuiyuan awake at night: "If money and power are important components of a man's life's charm, then for school students, excellent grades are their most attractive medals!" In the afternoon, the group of girls praised Han Yun for "studying well"?
The second is to dress up carefully, including fashionable and well-fitting clothes, trendy and popular head shapes, expensive and elegant accessories, and so on. According to Jiang Shuiyuan's understanding of his mother, who was in charge of the family's finances, it was almost impossible to take money from her to buy clothes and accessories, unless his grades could be greatly improved! In the final analysis, this still comes down to the previous article.
The third is close to Zhu Zhechi. As the saying goes, "Learn from the good guys, learn from the bad guys, and dance the great gods with the witches." If it is a little more elegant, it is called "Pengsheng hemp, do not support oneself; white sand is in Nirvana, and it is black", "close to Zhu is red, close to ink is black", but the general meaning is similar, that is, if you have been with someone for a long time, what kind of person will you become. What if you're surrounded by handsome guys? According to legend, whoever a newborn baby sees at first sight will look like someone later. Although the effect is not obvious when you are older, you should still have some benefits after long-term exposure!
It was on the basis of the above three points that Jiang Shuiyuan decided to go to school earlier and put the theory into practice.
"Mosquitoes, little clouds, go to school!" Jiang Shuiyuan shouted downstairs.
"Monkey, why are you so early today?" Soon Du Wenke leaned out from the balcony on the third floor with his rice bowl in his hand.
"There are a few questions that I can't do, so I'm going to go to school early and ask my classmates. Jiang Shuiyuan naturally wouldn't tell the real reason, so he casually lied, "Why hasn't Xiao Yunzi moved yet?
While speaking, Han Yun walked out with a carton of milk, perhaps in a hurry, his hair was not combed much, and he looked fluffy and messy. But the moment he walked out of the corridor, the bright morning sun shone on his handsome and fair side face, and suddenly the spirit of youth rushed to his face. Sure enough, no matter how the handsome guy dresses up, he is handsome and compelling! Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
In an instant, the determination to work hard last night by reading "Handsome Guy's Quick Guide" almost collapsed, and Jiang Shuiyuan silently recited countless sentences "A handsome guy without connotation is an embroidered pillow, I can definitely become a handsome guy" to barely maintain the Dao heart.
Han Yun smiled and said, "You are innocent again, when have I overslept?" By the way, monkey, you fell yesterday, it's out of the way, right?"
After the poor monk went back last night, he used the thousand-year-old blood exhaustion, the 10,000-year-old keel and the Tianshan Snow Lotus, the Northeast Old Ginseng and other heavenly treasures to refine the life and rebuilding pills, the effect is better than the legendary black jade intermittent ointment, the Heavenly King Life Preservation Pill, although it can't be brought back to life, but the broken arm is reborn, the dantian rebuilding is not a problem at all, and it is even more medicine for ordinary injuries and bruises. Look at my body now, I'm eating so well. Little Yunzi, do you want to try it?"
"Get out, you better keep it for yourself and continue to use it next time!" Han Yun kicked him weakly, "Anyway, the mock exam is coming soon, has Mr. Jiang opened a small stove for you to focus on? If so, you have to remember to share resources!"
When it came to studying Jiang Shuiyuan, his expression suddenly changed: "When have I ever been stingy if I have resources?" But you don't know what my father's temper is, he is simply a stubborn diehard who doesn't eat oil and salt. He didn't want to think about it, chemistry has the saying of 'liberal arts in science', if we all memorize the conceptual laws and chemical formulas, do we still need to go to him to make the key points?
Han Yun pouted: "What a yarn, he just changed his way to give me a make-up lesson! When will my father be as open-minded and relaxed as your old man, how good it would be!"
It seems that every family has a scripture that is difficult to read!
Soon Du Wenke also dropped his job and ran down: "Yo, monkey, the old man sees that you are full of energy and strong body, and your body is full of injuries and diseases, did you secretly practice the trick passed on to you by the old man last night? In this way, the old man will have a master-apprentice relationship with you, and the virtual literary and vulgar rites such as kowtowing and tea will be exempted, but you must remember to give the old man some gifts during the New Year's holidays!"
Although Jiang Shuiyuan still felt that the nickname of "monkey" was very harsh, he felt much better than yesterday, and at this time he sneered at each other: "The Qingming Festival has just been burned for you, do you still want it?"
Han Yun couldn't help laughing, and Du Wenke shouted, "The bad guy dares to bully the teacher and destroy the ancestors, see how the teacher cleans up the portal" and chased the river water source around. However, the young man's heart is lively and jumpy, and the two soon reconciled and became brothers. In this way, the three of them fought all the way, hooked shoulders and chatted and laughed directly to the school. During this period, Jiang Shuiyuan had to take a few more glances at Han Yun, who had the reputation of "Bancao", hoping to find the advantages from him that could be used for his own learning.
Jiang Shuiyuan, Han Yun, and Du Wenke are not in the same class. After the three of them entered the school and broke up, Jiang Shuiyuan came to the classroom and spread out the textbook on his seat, and then secretly took out a piece of paper and pressed it under the textbook, while there were still few people in the class, he began to list the names of the boys in the class, and commented on their appearance one by one, to see if there was anything worthy of his own teaching.
Although the number of students in the third and fifth classes of the junior high school where Jiang Shuiyuan is located is 40, there are also many borrowers, school choice students, and exchange students who are temporarily transferred to the class in various names, and the total number of students has already exceeded 50. Among these people, boys account for the majority, more than 35. It is not easy to sort these people out of one, two, three, four, high and low, like "Qunfang Spectrum", "Dianjianglu", "Yeyou Lu" or the main book, sub-book, and sub-book of Jinling's twelve hairpins. Jiang Shuiyuan was writing on Xing's head, and suddenly a head stretched out next to him: "What are you busy doing here early in the morning? Could it be the test questions that Teacher Jiang gave you a small stove? Show me too!"
It turned out that the speaker was Jiang Shuiyuan's tablemate Zhao Kangfu, who was quite handsome, but he was the gossip on weekdays, and what news would definitely become a secret known to the whole class. Hearing this, Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly covered his desktop with his arm: "It's nothing, I'm just writing an essay! Zhao Kangfu, why are you here so early today? Have you finished writing the homework assigned by the teacher? Lend it to me!"
Zhao Kangfu obviously didn't believe it, and he didn't have a plan to change the topic of Zhongjiang Water Source: "I don't think I can write essays, if some essays are concealed and not shown to me? Could it be to write a love letter to a certain girl? I can see a whole page densely packed with them! Show my brother, the so-called 'three stinkers, race Zhuge Liang', if you have a junior brother to give you advice, the success rate will definitely increase by 10 to 15 percentage points! How?" he said as he began to grab it.
Jiang Shuiyuan tried his best to protect the fruits of his labor, and at the same time defended and threatened: "This is really an essay, not a love letter! Zhao Kangfu, what are you doing? Don't move! If you want to move again, I will report to the teacher, saying that you are bullying your classmates and stealing people's things!" Who knows that the more Jiang Shuiyuan disguises and justifies and threatens, the more the small flames of Zhao Kangfu's gossip burn, and the harder the snatching action in his hand becomes.
Just when Zhao Kangfu was about to succeed, someone suddenly shouted: "The head teacher is here!" Zhao Kangfu was suddenly beaten back to his original form, obediently returned to his seat, picked up the textbook, and began to pretend to be a diligent baby. Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help patting his chest, feeling that he had escaped by luck, but he didn't see the little eyes that Zhao Kangfu glanced at from time to time.