"Master, it's the first time I've seen someone begging to be beaten. It seems that these three people are really sick, and the illness is not light. The red boy smiled and pointed to his head, meaning that the three brains were sick.

When the three of them heard this, their faces immediately turned red with anger.

When the others heard this, they coaxed and laughed collectively!

I don't know who laughed in a low voice: "Sure enough, it's not a serious master, it's really not serious! ”

The others laughed hehehe, and at the same time cooperated with Fang Zheng's words, shouting: "The master is really merciful, if people ask to beat you, you will fight, and you will fight well!"

"I've never seen anyone begging to be beaten when I'm so old, and now that the master has satisfied them, they should be happy. ”

"Sure enough, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and when the puddle is big, there are all kinds ......of kings! Ahem, it's really different. At this time, you should sing a song: You are different, you are different......"

Hearing these words, the faces of the three people turned from red to green, and they almost became cuckold turtles. Seeing this, the woman gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, you are more ruthless than me, more shameless, right?"

After saying that, the woman lay on the ground with a puff and cried out, "Oh my head! it hurts! my head...... This monk beats people...... Call the police!"

"Yes, yes, call the police! The monk has beaten someone!" the sallow-skinned man shouted.

For a while, the two of them began to roll on the ground, and at the same time called the police.

When the others saw this scene, they frowned, and they had never seen such a shameless one. But after thinking about it, this is indeed a trouble, and if it continues to make such a fuss, there is no need to continue the lecture today, I am afraid that it will be wasted on them. The doctors stomped their feet in a hurry, but they didn't know what to do with the splashes.

At this time, there were policemen in the crowd who squeezed up, and for such a big event, the police had been doing security activities, so as soon as they heard that someone was making trouble, they immediately came. Seeing the scoundrel on the ground, the policeman also frowned, but he still went over professionally and asked, "How is it?"

As soon as they saw the police coming, the two guys on the ground screamed even more fiercely, and the woman shouted: "No, I was hit in the head and couldn't stand up." Oops, it hurts...... Dizzy!"

The man with sallow skin shouted, "I can't do it either, my brain is dizzy, and I can't stand up." ”

The police have seen a lot of this kind of person, but I have to say that it is really tricky to deal with this kind of person. The policeman squatted down helplessly and said, "Do you want to find a doctor to see? There are many doctors here." ”

"Comrade policeman, don't look at it, these two are pretended. A doctor snorted.

"How do you speak, do you have any medical virtues? People are like this, and you still talk cool things?" the sick man rebuked.

The doctor was immediately scolded and his face turned red, and just as he was about to refute, he heard the sick man continue: "Comrade policeman, it was this monk who beat him, you don't care about this matter?"

The policeman also glanced at Fang Zheng with some embarrassment, and then said to the sick man: "The two of them really can't get up?"

"I can't get up, I can't get up, I'm dizzy, I feel like I'm going to die. The woman shouted.

The sallow-skinned man followed: "I feel like my hands and feet are unconscious, this time it's too ruthless, it must be seriously injured." ”

The policeman was about to say something, when a Buddha horn sounded on the side: "Amitabha, two donors, are you sure you can't stand up?"

As soon as they saw Fang Zheng asking, their first feeling was that Fang Zheng was afraid, so they nodded and said, "That's right, I can't stand up." Our own bodies know by themselves, and we will never be able to stand up!"

Fang Zheng asked with a smile, "You really can't stand up?"

As soon as Fang Zheng's little eyes were handed over, the two people on the ground suddenly had a strange feeling, this monk didn't seem to be afraid! Could it be that he had other means?

But then, the two of them made up their minds, no matter what means you do, we can't afford to pretend to be sick, and we are also injured when God comes, and you can't find out that your medical skills are not good!

Thinking of this, the two of them immediately nodded.

The two of them subconsciously looked down and saw a snake that came out of nowhere, burrowing into their trouser pockets!

At that moment, the two of them only felt that their scalps were exploding! Their eyes widened in horror, and they couldn't even scream! Not to mention thinking about the big winter, why didn't this snake hibernate but came out to find the crotch drill!

Almost at the same time, the two of them jumped up with a loud cry and shouted, "There are snakes!

The woman was so frightened that she jumped around and stomped her feet.

The man was even more frightened, and reached directly into the crotch of his pants and pulled it, shouting as he pulled it: "Get in, get in! Help!, it's so thick, it's getting bigger again!"

The man screamed and screamed, and realized that something was wrong, why did it hurt when he exerted his strength? And the eyes of the people around him were not right! This is not like a look of death, but like watching a foolish performance!

Forget about others, even their own people, they are also that kind of eyes! Suddenly he had a bad premonition, carefully touched the long snake in his hand, and felt it carefully, it didn't seem to be soft at all.

"No, it's not a snake!" the man suddenly realized something, looked down, and when he looked inside, his face turned red......!

"Grandpa, what's wrong with that uncle?" a child asked the old man next to him.

The old man coughed dryly, rubbed his grandson's head and said, "I guess I was bitten by a snake." ”

When the people on the side heard this, they laughed out loud, and then they all responded: "Yes, yes, yes, being bitten by a snake, it's pitiful, haha......"

The child looked at the adults with a confused look and muttered, "Everyone has been bitten by snakes, and you are still laughing, and you have no sympathy!"

When everyone heard this, they laughed even more happily.

The squirrel stood on Fang Zheng's shoulder, and asked Fang Zheng a little confused: "Master, what's wrong with him?"

Fang Zheng said seriously: "It's too hard, it's the egg, right?"

Red Boy followed: "I think it's playing billiards, I hit two balls in one shot, the impact is too strong, the pole is about to break, and the egg is about to explode, that's why it hurts so much." ”

The squirrel looked confused, not understanding what the red boy was talking about.

Fang Zhengze directly slapped the red boy, this filthy child! Why can he drive when the words come to his mouth?

Fortunately, the red boy's voice was very small, and everyone's attention was also on the man on the ground, otherwise hearing this, Fang Zheng estimated that the image of the master he had worked so hard to create would immediately collapse.