When Wang Qi walked out of the bathroom, it was already half an hour later. As soon as he went out, he immediately became the object of ridicule from everyone in the dormitory again:

"Xiao Qi, what are you doing Mingtang? Do you have to take a shower for a long time?"

"Haha, it's not destroying the evidence of the crime, is it? Come here, let my brother see if there are any kiss marks. The thin monkey Chen Jian smiled and hooked his hand at him.

Fat Gonima Shangji, who was playing games on the Internet, stared at the screen and said without raising his head: "I'm still more concerned about how many fires Xiao Qi fired yesterday last night, I guess there are three fires at most, what do you say?"

Wang Qi didn't care about everyone's ridicule, walked to the bedside, changed into his favorite T-shirt and shorts, tore open the dragon and phoenix Chengxiang bought at noon, scattered around, and took out one of his own, and responded while raising his eyes:

"Did the three fires beat me up? I said I never rested until dawn, believe it or not?"

"Cut! brag and don't make drafts!"

"Playing all night, isn't that to 'sharpen the iron pestle into a needle'?"

"That is, you can stand it, and you women can't stand it. I think that at the beginning, when I was in love with my little Mann, she only came three times, and she couldn't stand it, and she screamed in pain, and it was only two or three hours before and after. By the way, Xiao Qi, you haven't said who your woman is, do we know each other?" asked, room manager Xie Zhifu.

As soon as Xie Zhifu asked, the other two suddenly became curious, feeling that the previous questions were missed, and hurriedly asked if the heroine was serious, so they immediately echoed and asked urgently.

The three of them currently have girlfriends, and the three of them are ordinary-looking, one is fat, one is thin, and the other has a big face, and the girlfriend they are looking for is naturally unlikely to be a big beauty, they all look average, and they are considered "the right match".

And Wang Qi is the most handsome person in the entire dormitory, four years of college, but he has never played a girlfriend, and he is indifferent to the initiative to show favor to the former class and work flowers. You know, Zhang Qin is one of the objects of the common intention of everyone in the dormitory who can't sleep in the middle of the night.

Now, Wang Qi, the youngest and most handsome in the dormitory, Wang Xiaoqi finally has a spring heart in the last few days of graduation, and they don't return home at night, they are naturally very curious about who the girl who can make Wang Qi "old tree sprout" and "iron tree blossom" is and how beautiful she is.

Facing the digging of roots by everyone in the dormitory, Wang Qi flicked the cigarette in his hand on the ashtray on the table and spit out two smoke rings. The white smoke rings grew from small to large, slowly twisting and entangled, and finally formed a hazy human face. Looking at this plausible face, Wang Qi's mind couldn't help but spring up with a familiar face, his eyebrows were like distant daisies, his eyes were like autumn water, his nose was like a dome, his mouth was like peach blossoms, and the skin on his neck was snow-white and delicate, like exquisite porcelain.

The corners of Wang Qi's mouth suddenly hooked, and a smile floated, pretending to be mysterious: "Hehe, you guess?"

"I'm going to do it again, why don't you bring people to play with you?"

"You don't say, let's guess Mao?"

"That's it, Xiao Qi, I found out that you've become bad now! Which beauty is it? Hurry up and get me the truth!"

“……”

Just when several people were gearing up and gathered around to "torture Wang Qi to extract a confession", there was a sudden knock on the bedroom door.

Everyone was stunned, Wang Qi saw the life-saving grass that got rid of everyone, quickly separated everyone, and ran to the door to open the door.

The one who came was Liu Qing next door.

As soon as Liu Qing saw Wang Qi, his eyes lit up, and he quickly pulled him out, dragged him to the corridor next to him, and stretched out a big hand in front of him, looking at him with a smile: "Xiao Qi, something." ”

"Brother Liu, you are in a hurry. Wang Qi shook his head with a wry smile, put his right hand into the trouser pocket of his shorts, opened the cube, and used his consciousness to move the Yuxi inside to the trouser pocket, took it out, and patted it on Liu Qing's hand.

"Xiao Qi, you are a full man who doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry. Do you want to try the taste of not smoking for a day and a night?" As soon as Liu Qing got the cigarette, he immediately tore it open, took out one and stuffed it into his mouth, and raised it towards the king with his mouth, "Fire." ”

So, Wang Qi did the same and took out the lighter for Liu Qing to ignite. The other party used his little finger to light the back of his fire, immediately inhaled sharply, closed his eyes, and suddenly showed a look of physical and mental refreshment on his face.

"Cool, ——!" Seven or eight seconds later, Liu Qing spewed out two long white smoke from his nostrils, let out a comfortable moan, shook his head and said, "A cigarette after dinner, race over the living immortals, the ancients are honest and don't deceive me!"

"Smoke less, Brother Liu. Smoking is harmful to health. ”

"Okay, okay, don't remind me, Xiao Qi, I know your kid's careful thoughts, isn't it just a pack of cigarettes? I told you that this is the last pack, a gentleman's word, a quick whip, you still don't believe me?"

Wang Qi pursed his lips, thinking to himself, it's strange that Lao Tzu wants to believe you, but he said: "Brother Liu, you know that I don't mean that." ”

Liu Qing waved his hand: "Okay, okay, okay! It doesn't matter if it's or not! Anyway, you're going to leave in a few days, and if you want to give your brother Liu smoke in the future, you won't have much chance, cherish it, boy!"

"Okay, let's not talk about that, let's talk about tonight's arrangement. Under your brother's repeated insistence, your sister-in-law finally agreed to give you practice at night, eating first, then singing, and all expenses will be borne by your sister-in-law. How about it, Xiao Qi, your brother, I'm okay to you? I have never asked your sister-in-law to invite a second boy other than me to dinner, you are the second, how about it, honor?" Liu Qing smoked with one hand, put the other hand on Wang Qi's shoulder, patted it vigorously, and said proudly at him.

"Hehe, it's an honor, Brother Liu, I'm so honored, thank you very much Brother Liu and my sister-in-law for their kindness!" Wang Qi thanked in his mouth, but he was full of contempt in his heart:

If Lao Tzu hadn't met Su Jingxian last night, he would have been deceived by your excellent singing and songwriting performance today. What are your "repeated requests"? Obviously, it was Senior Sister Su who took the initiative to invite me, okay? To put it mildly, today Senior Sister Su is the host, I am the guest, and you kid is the irrelevant "escort"!

"It's good to know!" Liu Qing raised his head with a smug face, feeling that his fellow was easy to deceive, borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, and without spending a penny, he could make him grateful to himself, "By the way, your sister-in-law asked you what you want to eat at night, Chinese food, Western food, hot pot, it's up to you tonight, you are the uncle tonight." ”

"You're the uncle!" Wang Qi said a dark sentence in his heart, and continued to show a "flattered" facial expression, and said: "I don't care, Brother Liu, it depends on your and sister-in-law's preferences." ”

"If you want to choose, you can choose, don't mother-in-law! You are the protagonist tonight, and your sister-in-law and I are both accompanying guests!" Liu Qing's face was pale, his brows furrowed, and he glared at Wang Qidao.

"Brother Liu, don't embarrass your little brother. I can really eat anything. That, what does my sister-in-law like to eat?"

"She——?" Liu Qing flicked the cigarette butt in his hand hard, swirled with the cigarette butt of Mars, and drew a beautiful parabola and flew towards the trash can at the entrance of the building. Liu Qing touched her chin, recalling the little fat sheep that Su Jingxian invited herself to eat last time, and suddenly felt her tongue fluttering: "She likes to eat little fat sheep." ”

"Then let's just eat the little sheep. What do you think, Brother Liu?" said Wang Qi tentatively.

"Sensible!" Liu Qing snapped his fingers, patted Wang Qi's shoulder vigorously, and gave him a thumbs up, and said appreciatively, "Xiao Qi, to tell you, four years of college is nothing, the society is the real university, there are so many Taos and famous halls in it, the slightest mistake will make people doomed, and miss the fast track to getting ahead." In the future, follow you Brother Liu to learn a little more. There's a lot to learn here. ”

"I also ask Brother Liu to give me more advice and guide the social maze. Wang Qi arched his hands, made a gesture, and cooperated with the other party's performance with a reverent face.

"Don't worry, Xiao Qi! I have two brothers, four years of college, I will look at you pleasing to the eye, Jiangcheng I don't have any extra friends, I don't cover you, I cover whom?

"Thank you, Brother Liu! I have always been nervous about entering society, afraid of being deceived. But now that there is Brother Liu, your words, the little brother's heart is much more steady. ”

"Hehe, boy, in the future, you will wait to drive a BMW, take a Mercedes-Benz, enter the clubhouse, play with tender models, and become a winner in life!"

"Don't forget to dig the well, and when you enter the clubhouse, you must let Brother Liu choose first!"

"Sensible!"

“……”

The two of them leaned back to the corridor, boasting, and by the way, they set the place and time for dinner in the evening - basically it was decided by Liu Qing, Wang Qi raised his hand in approval, shouted wisely, and had a good time with the addiction of courtiers and sycophants.

At this time, a boy in Liu Qing's bedroom poked his head out and called Liu Qing to go back and answer the phone, and the mobile phone he put on the table rang.

"It's probably your sister-in-law calling. Okay, Xiao Qi, so be it. At six o'clock in the evening, we met at the school gate and then took the bus to the city center to eat the little sheep. Arrive early, don't let your sister-in-law wait, she hates others being late. ”

"Okay, Brother Liu, I'll set the alarm clock when I go back. ”

"Sensible!"

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PS: Tickets, tickets, I want tickets!