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At ten o'clock, when the host announced the curtain on the sub-stage, Liu Shengan, Guo Mingshun and Zhang Junhong on the main stage were already in place, and the props were ready.

"Are you happy with tonight's show?" the host laughed.

"Satisfied!" the audience said loudly in unison.

The host smiled slightly: "In this case, everyone must not miss this show next, not only Zhou Xing's latest creation, but also the debut of the sketch of the king Liu Sheng'an!"

Hearing this, the audience immediately remembered the loud screams, as well as the enthusiastic cheers, which also made the host have to stop and sigh at the popularity of the king.

In fact, before the host hung his appetite, the audience couldn't hold back for a long time, and now that he heard that the curtain was finally announced, how could he bear it?

And what the host had to say had to be said, and after the cheers were a little quieter, he continued:

"Hehe, everyone, don't be impatient, I can understand everyone's mood, in fact, my mood is the same as everyone, and I am especially looking forward to the works of Zhou Xing and Liu Tianwang, because ...... This work is not a simple sketch, it is integrated into the three traditional arts of our China, which can be said to be a collection of heroes!"

Speaking of this, the audience couldn't help laughing, the host was stunned at first, and then he also thought of the reason, and he didn't feel it.

Because in the Spring Festival Gala, in the sketch performed by Zhou Xing, the group of heroes gathered this dish, which was jokingly called a radish meeting by Mr. Cui, the same actors, the same words, immediately triggered the audience's laughter, and it was naturally happy.

This made the host Huo Dong couldn't help but add a sentence to himself, and said with a smile: "It seems that this is the charm of comedians, and they can make everyone laugh before they appear." ”

This sentence once again made the audience happy.

Huo Dong smiled and said: "Although it is a group of heroes, Zhou Xing is facing troubles now, let's go and see what is wrong with him." ”

Saying that, Huo Dong said: "Below, please Guo Mingshun, Liu Shengan, Zhou Xing, etc. to bring the sketch "Pear Garden"!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience broke out in warm applause and cheers again.

At this time, the lights on the main stage were still dim, and just when the audience was a little confused, suddenly a dull drum sounded, and then Zhou Xing was seen wearing a white horse coat, wearing bloomers, and carrying a single knife, trotting all the way to the sub-stage.

Seeing Zhou Xing, the audience immediately cheered, but when they saw Zhou Xing's dress again, they couldn't help laughing.

And after Zhou Xing came to the sub-stage, he played a knife flower and used a trick to wrap his head and brain!

The audience's eyes suddenly lit up, and many people remembered Zhou Xing's kung fu skills, and they looked forward to it.

It's just that Zhou Xing's knife technique has just been halfway around, and when it is unstable, the knife falls down, leaving the audience stunned!

The audience thought something was wrong, and some people exclaimed, but they didn't expect Zhou Xing to immediately scream 'ouch', and then bent down clumsily and hurriedly to pick it up.

Only then did the audience understand that this was needed by the plot, but some viewers frowned, could it be that the previous rumors were false, and Zhou Xing didn't know kung fu?

After Zhou Xing picked up the knife, he bent his legs and bowed, holding the knife in one hand and pressing the blade of the knife with the other hand to rush forward, his eyes were awe-inspiring, and he had a murderous posture!

Then, Zhou Xing said slowly: "Do you see my outfit?"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing raised the knife in his hand, touched the tip of the knife slightly, and showed an unfathomable sneer on his face: "Do you see my equipment?"

Immediately after, Zhou Xing said: "Did you remember a sentence - the moon is dark and the wind is high-"

In the last four characters, Zhou Xing is the tone of Peking Opera, full of rhythm and rhythm.

And the audience immediately answered the audience: "Murder Night!"

Everyone spoke in unison, making the word unusually loud.

And in an instant, Zhou Xing's knife fell from his hand, making a crisp sound, Zhou Xing covered his mouth, looked at the audience in horror, and only said after half a sound: "It's heavier than my taste?"

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud, understanding that the scene just now was made by Zhou Xing.

At the beginning, they looked at Zhou Xing's dress, coupled with the host's newspaper curtain and talked about traditional art, Zhou Xing rushed up with a knife again, thinking that it was a costume sketch, and there were elements of martial arts, but at this glance, they were all deceived by Zhou Xing!

And Zhou Xing didn't pick up the knife again, shook the horse coat on his body, and said with a depressed look:

"Let me tell you this, in fact, I am an ordinary volunteer in this pear garden nursing home, since we beat our nursing home to three old artists, I am a professional sweeper, in order to coax them to sleep, I became an apprentice!"

When he said it, Zhou Xing still looked like he was dancing, showing his resentment to the fullest, so that the audience could see his grievances before they knew what was going on.

Zhou Xing paused, and then continued to complain: "And these three old artists, no one is at odds with anyone, and no one is angry with anyone! I, a public apprentice, should be like a thief!"

Saying that, Zhou Xing crossed his hands on his hips, and said with a posture of being open-minded, "Today, I can't bear it anymore, when they fight-"

While speaking, Zhou Xing bent down and picked up the knife, assuming a golden rooster independent posture, but he stood staggeringly, looking like he might fall down at any time.

Some viewers thought it was coke, and some viewers still remembered the rumors that Zhou Xing knew kung fu, frowning and muttering: "That's it, how can it be like kung fu, it's not even a show!"

Just when they were different, Zhou Xing seemed to finally be unable to stand, put down his legs, and was still 'hissing' in his mouth, as if he was numb, which made those viewers even more unhappy.

Then Zhou Xing held the knife and was about to walk to the main stage, when he saw some audience members playing there in front of the stage, Zhou Xing pointed at them with a knife:

"Don't make a fuss, go back to the house and go to sleep!"

The audience was even happier.

And Zhou Xing turned his face at this time, and saw Huo Dong, the host standing on the sub-stage, Zhou Xing pointed at him with a knife again: "Go back to your room and sleep, don't be happy!"

Huo Dong hurriedly stepped back in agreement, looking afraid, which made the audience happy again.

As soon as he arrived at the place where the sub-stage and the main stage were handed over, Zhou Xing arched his leg again, held a knife, and shouted in a Peking Opera voice: "Master, the apprentice is coming-also-"

As soon as the words fell, a lively gong and drum sound rang out, and at the same time, the lights on the main stage turned on.

But this brightness is not the kind of brightness, but the obscure and obscure haze, and with the small courtyard of the Jiangnan garden style in the background LED, a bright moon in the air, full of poetic beauty, and like a quiet small scene of ink, people are unconsciously tranquil, a piece of peace!

After retracting their gaze from the background, the audience noticed the scene on the stage - there were three small beds, and on each bed sat a person, except for the first person who turned around, the second and third were all facing away from the audience, and the light was dim, and it was impossible to see who was who, and only vaguely distinguishable that the second was a man, and the third was a slender woman.

At this time, the first person had already turned around, dressed like Zhou Xing - a horse coat and bloomers, but his hair was gray, his face was wrinkled, his body was slightly rickety, and he was holding a single knife and swaying slowly.

After the audience looked at it, they all looked at the stage in amazement - who is this?

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