"Let's call my brother-in-law first! He's currently my cousin's boyfriend, and I haven't made a final decision on whether to rob him or not. Sun Liangshu said very naturally and honestly, as if he wanted to buy a pack of spicy strips, "In short, the meat is rotten in the pot, and it should be right to be a family." ”

"Liangshu is so domineering!"

"It's a little princess!

"I love this kind of bohemian person the most!" The girlfriend group doesn't care about it, and there is a wave of praise when it comes up.

Sun Liangshu said again: "When I look for a boyfriend in the future, I will take him as the standard, and I can't be worse than him in terms of appearance or IQ." Otherwise, as a family, everyone looks up and doesn't see who looks down, who is ugly and who is embarrassed. So please don't keep bringing a bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates to me in the future, even if I can endure this breath, I can't afford to lose this person!"

"It's hard to say IQ, just by looking at the appearance, there are few in our school that can compare with my brother-in-law, right?"

"How many more? You count down to one and show me!"

"That's it, what we Liangshu hand-picked, it must be the best. ”

Jiang Shuiyuan finally seized the opportunity to speak, and said to Sun Liangshu in the clumsy northwest dialect: "Boss, let me pretend to be a student, but I didn't say that I should pretend to be a student in the Olympiad." There are not even a few Arabic numerals in this question, and they all cover me. I can't pretend to be a wood culture, if I am forced to pretend, then I have to add money!"

There was laughter all around.

Jiang Shuiyuan was stunned and clapped his hands: "Okay everyone, this is a boys' dormitory with more wolves and less meat, this is the end of the visit, please leave the venue in order and pay attention to personal safety." ”

Sun Liangshu is also very knowledgeable: "You people have also seen it, and the standards are also known, so let's withdraw first! I still have a few words to say to him, so I won't wave with you." Remember, this is a wolf-infested boys' dormitory, not a provincial boys' fair, don't linger too much, go back to your own house and find your mother early. I'm not responsible for any peachy incident!"

"Don't worry, if you want to be an aunt, you have to wait a few more years!"

"It's okay if you don't say it, why do I feel itchy after saying it?"

"Is it really just an itch?" a group of warblers Yanyan said with a smile and walked out of the dormitory, and then went downstairs.

Jiang Shuiyuan looked at Sun Liangshu helplessly: "Little princess, what kind of trouble are you making here?" Can't you be merciful and let me live a stable life in your school for a few days?"

"What little princess? You should call me sister!" Sun Liangshu corrected, "You want to live a stable life for a few days, I want to live a stable life for a few months, the lesser of two evils, and the heavier of two benefits, so you just follow me! As for Xiangxiang, I have already reported for you, and I won't let you be embarrassed after you go back." ”

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help laughing: "What's the use of reporting to Pu Xiaoxiang?—— isn't right, why should I report this matter to her? It's as if I have made a private agreement with her for life." ”

Sun Liangshu pouted: "What kind of private life are you?"

"That's right!"

"Even the respective parents have met, you should be regarded as Ming Media is marrying!" Sun Liangshu's sharp turn almost flashed Jiang Shuiyuan's old waist, "Our family, I am your sister-in-law, who are you not helping me to help? The most important thing for a man is responsibility and responsibility, if you are not even willing to help with this little favor, then how can I entrust Xiangxiang's life to you with peace of mind?"

Jiang Shuiyuan smiled bitterly: "I said before, my body is weak, and I really can't carry your cauldron!"

Sun Liangshu said with a big grin: "I didn't let you carry it for a lifetime, it's just these few days, gritted your teeth and passed." Besides, so many people want to take the blame for me, but I chose you, it's not enough for you to be stinky and beautiful?

If it is said that the boys in Huai'an Mansion who have a crush on Pu Xiaoxiang can make a group, then the men in the capital who have a crush on the little princess can at least make up a division, and it is also the kind of first-class A division. Usually, in order to win the opportunity of one in a million, they are jealous of each other, and people can beat the dog's brain, but now I heard that the little princess was the first to be taken, and everyone suddenly united like never before.

Especially in the middle school affiliated to Jingshi University, dozens of people gathered almost immediately and hid in the club room to hold an emergency meeting.

"Slap him!"

"You have to scold him. The little princess we have worked so hard to raise for more than ten years can't be robbed by outsiders!"

"That's right, looking at the flower-like sister paper is about to be arched by the pig, the old father's heart hurts!"

"Old father, we all call ourselves knights. You heretic, give me death!"

At this time, someone stood up: "I must be scared, and it is difficult to eliminate the hatred in my heart if I don't fight, the key is how to fight." Everyone is a well-educated and high-achieving student, not a stubborn owner of Sijiu City, nor a troubled boy on the streets of Causeway Bay, and it is impossible to solve the problem with machetes and steel pipes. How can we not only lose his face, but also crush him in terms of IQ, this is the focus of our meeting today!"

"Support President Liu!"

However, some people also raised objections: "Didn't the little princess put forward the two standards of appearance and IQ? Let's grasp it with both hands, be tough with both hands, and strive to achieve doubles and win-win results, and achieve an overwhelming situation of struggle!"

President Liu pondered for a moment: "The issue of appearance, uh, I don't think it matters." As a man, the most important thing is to be capable, generous, and responsible, what's the use of being handsome?——? No way, the face was given by my parents, and I was born like this. Why don't you crowdfund me and let me go to Goryeo for plastic surgery, and then PK him in terms of appearance?"

"I'll go!"

Everyone spoke in unison, but they didn't know whether they wanted to simply express their feelings or express their strong desire to go to Goryeo for plastic surgery instead of Chairman Liu.

Chairman Liu turned on the projector as he spoke: "The so-called 'know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles'." In order to win this glorious war, our princess support club has used various means to collect all aspects of the opponent's information in detail, and I will show it to you through PPT below. First of all, our opponent is called Jiang Shuiyuan, a native of Huai'an Mansion in Jiangsu Province, whose ancestral home is Linjiang Mansion in Jiangxi Province, and he is now fifteen years old——"

"Ah, it turns out that the princess likes sibling love!

"The little princess is actually this orientation, no wonder we have failed!"

"Quiet, quiet!" Chairman Liu slapped the table vigorously before he could barely suppress the confusion of the crowd, "I am 181 cm tall and weigh about 63 kg, well, very standard kind." Currently studying in the second (2) class of Huai'an Fu Middle School affiliated to Jingshi University——"

"The princess really likes sibling love!"

"yes, why didn't we think of it before? For love, I can repeat a grade!"

President Liu continued, "I serve as the vice president of the student society of the school, the president of the Chinese Studies Lecture Club, and the president of the second (2) class of high school. For the past three semesters, he has ranked first in his grade in grade points. Not long ago, he had just completed a study at Jingshi University and entered the Brocade A class—"

"President Liu, didn't you say that he was only a sophomore in high school, why did he attend the workshop?"

"yes, could it be a mistake?"

"Please do not question the rigor of the President, just as you do not question the humility and love of the President for the Princess. "Next, you will see why the opponent can enter the training class in the second year of high school." When Jiang Shuiyuan was a freshman in high school, he participated in the 53rd National New Concept Essay Contest and won the first prize in Group B. Subsequently, he participated in the ......"

After he finished reading the long and prosperous honor of Jiang Shuiyuan, the audience fell into a short silence. Suddenly, someone proposed: "President, let's crowdfund for you to go to Goryeo for plastic surgery!"

"yes, I think the odds are significantly better this way!" immediately chimed in.

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