No. 254: What are your parents like?
Yang Yiru finally fried three dishes by herself, she was very hungry and ate very happily, but Su Chen just looked at her directly, which made Yang Yiru very uncomfortable.
"If you want to eat, go to the bowl and chopsticks, and watch what I do"
Su Chen smiled slightly: "Actually, I can really make a delicious dish." ”
"You have to stop me, let's have a good meal without talking about this." Yang Yiru couldn't stand his expectant eyes: "Are you staring at me for a long time for this?"
"It's not. Su Chen smiled: "I just want to explain, what I make is definitely not a dark cuisine"
Yang Yiru: "For me, food is only divided into two categories: gourmet and dark cuisine, and what you make is not food, so I don't need to say it explicitly."
Su Chen wanted to open his mouth to say something, but Yang Yiru picked up a piece of meat and stretched it out: "Ah~ open your mouth." ”
Su Chen opened his mouth, Yang Yiru stuffed the meat into his mouth, Su Chen chewed it, and heard Yang Yiru complain: "Next time, don't mix MSG and salt, your dishes are cell creatures that can't be killed, leeches are estimated to die, let alone people."
Su Chen: ""
Yang Yiru said again: "God is fair, distinguish between what men and women should do, you men are not suitable for fine work." ”
Su Chen coughed to save face: "Of course, no one is perfect, in addition to cooking, what else can't I do"
Yang Yiru looked at him with a stunned smile: "There is one more thing that you really can't do." ”
"What"
Yang Yiru grinned and said, "Give birth to a child." ”
Su Chen was stunned: "Is this also a matter, this is clearly the irresistible force of nature." >
Yang Yiru glanced at him: "Nonsense, what is the irresistible force of nature, does that mean that we women deserve to have children and enjoy the pain, your mother gave birth to you, you take it for granted, please respect the glorious fruits of our women's labor." ”
"Uh" Su Chen was speechless.
Yang Yiru wanted to laugh when she saw that he had nothing to say, picked up a piece of tofu and put it on his plate: "Eat, you just need to learn to open your mouth, housework is still not suitable for you, the eldest young master." ”
Su Chen looked at Yang Yiru and smiled: "I suddenly feel like a character." ”
Yang Yiru was stunned for a moment and blinked: "What"
"Mom. ”
Yang Yiru said angrily: "Die." ”
Su Chen leaned his face over and opened his mouth and said, "Come, mom feeds me." ”
Yang Yiru laughed so angrily that her face turned red, but she even picked up a dish and fed it to Su Chen.
Su Chen was originally just teasing her, but she didn't expect her to really feed herself, and she was a little surprised and stunned for a while.
Yang Yiru stretched out her hand and stroked Su Chen's head, and said with a charming smile: "Good." ”
Su Chen stood up angrily and coughed: "It's not early, I'll clean up here and the kitchen after eating." ”
"The kitchen is a masterpiece made by you, why did you let me wash it," Yang Yiru glared.
Su Chen said as a matter of course: "This is what a woman should do, and you have to take care of the hygiene at home, that's all." ”
Then he put his hands in his pants and walked up the stairs with a foul face.
Yang Yiru looked at him with her mouth open, and muttered: "I can't fight but this queen still wants to save face, hum." ”
The next day, Yang Yiru drove to the silk shop to buy a relatively expensive sweater, she went to those folk craft markets, and spent a day teaching her how to knit sweaters, and when she came back, it was already dark, she saw that the lights at home were already on, and the sweater fabric was hidden in the room, and then when she came down, Su Chen said with a straight face downstairs: "It's past the meal time, do you want to starve me to death about the good food?"
Yang Yiru stuck out her tongue and ran to the kitchen, and soon made three dishes and one soup and put them on the table.
While Su Chen was eating, Yang Yiru first asked tentatively: "Hey, what gifts do those friends give you on your birthday?"
Su Chen raised his eyes and looked at Yang Yiru while eating: "I have no friends." ”
"Oh, I'm sorry. Yang Yiru asked again: "Then no one usually gives you gifts?"
"Yes. Su Chen said while holding the dishes: "They know that I like to collect historical antiques, calligraphy and paintings, and they usually send these, as well as some limited edition sports cars from those companies, oh, there seem to be more than 30 sports cars in my garage, and there are all kinds of brands." And the jewelry company sent jadeite"
Yang Yiru opened her mouth wide, and said in her heart: I didn't ask if I knew it, but when you say this, it seems that I really can't get this gift
"But these gifts don't do much to me, I just throw them in my inventory and don't care. Su Chen said.
"Then have you ever received any meaningful gifts, such as clothes, which are more suitable for daily necessities," Yang Yiru asked again.
Su Chen paused, then nodded and said, "Yes, the chieftain of the Middle East gave me a shirt made of pure gold, and a golf club made of pure gold."
Yang Yiru's small mouth never closed. She suddenly realized that she had asked a superfluous question.
But it doesn't matter if you think about it, when the time comes, knit a sweater and send it to him, and what the housekeeper will say.
Yang Yiru diverted from other topics and asked Su Chen: "What kind of parents are you?"
Su Chen said while eating, "It's okay." ”
Yang Yiru: "I heard that foreigners like to build manors covering an area of a few acres, and your family is a few acres."
Su Chen put down the chopsticks and bowls, he didn't know much about the area of the ancient castle, and he couldn't describe it, but he just looked up at the Yang family's villa, and then said, "My private bathroom seems to be bigger than this house." ”
Yang Yiru almost didn't squirt out the rice.
"You brag about you. Yang Yiru also looked at his home, how to say that the entire lobby is a few hundred square meters is not small, this guy bragged that he didn't make a draft: "You are your home at the Bernabeu or the Bird's Nest Sports Stadium."
Su Chen shook his head: "If I say that my house is an ancient castle, do you believe it?"
Yang Yiru was stunned for a moment, and asked hesitantly: "You didn't lie to me, my house is not as big as your bathroom"
Su Chen nodded: "I don't know how big the bird's nest you are talking about, but my family does not seem to be small, down to the repairman of the lawn, up to the head of the castle, there are more than 500 employees working at home, and you will know when you go to France with me." ”
Yang Yiru looked at Su Chen in surprise, and finally she said: "If it's true, I want to ask you for me and Mingyue if you still lack pendants."
Su Chen: ""
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