The early morning sun shone on my face through the window, and I opened my eyes to look around. The whole dormitory was full of snoring, and the roommates slept to death one by one.

I pulled out a cigarette and smoked it slowly, thinking to myself that my parents had filled my lunch card with money for the whole semester!

If the school food is good, it's fine, otherwise you have to rely on the commissary every day. I went to the cafeteria alone after washing up, but I like to be alone, and that is the real me.

At this time, there are not many people in the canteen to eat, and the food in the canteen is okay, with steamed buns, eggs, hot porridge and soy milk.

I beat ten meat buns and four eggs, and finally asked for four cups of soy milk and went back to the dormitory. After distributing breakfast to my brothers' beds, I went to the school building and walked into the sixth class of high school.

There were only a few cleaning classmates in the class, so I sat in my seat and took out my mobile phone to open QQ, only to see Xue Ying sending me more than a dozen messages in a row.

Girls have a wide range of information channels, and Xue Ying got my QQ late last night and added me as a friend.

Unfortunately, I was too sleepy last night, and I fell asleep while chatting with her.

"Jiaming, don't ignore me, okay?"

"Doesn't your heart hurt if you ignore me?"

"Are you asleep?" I read her last three sentences while eating breakfast, and replied with a message: Are you so?

Time flies, the bell rings, and the students of the school enter their respective classes one after another. In the sixth class of high school, I sat in my seat and flipped through the new books issued by the school, immersed in the joy of learning.

Jiang Yue, who was at the same table, lowered his head and sighed: "What did the girls in our class do last night, why are they all sleepy like dogs?" Chen Ping walked into the sixth class of high school with a haggard face, his eyes were half-open, and the subsequent horsepower became a national treasure, and the dark circles under his eyes were scary.

They were like walking corpses, with the breakfast I had handed out. Jiang Yue looked at them and smiled: "You two went to rob the tomb last night? Why are you sleepy like a ghost!" Ma Li said weakly: "Don't mention it, it's not because of the two of you, my QQ was bombarded by girls all night last night." Chen Ping smiled wryly: "It's really scary to keep replying to more than a dozen girls, it's terrible." "I looked at these two treasures, and I couldn't help but want to laugh, they wanted to flirt with their girls late at night, but they ended up being the same as the prisoners who were interrogated.

Jiang Yue said with a look of disdain: "You two won't turn off the phone, look at your little bit of interest!" Chen Ping and Ma Li didn't speak, and slept on the table where they each returned.

At this time, I was surprised by a scene, the sweet and moving Xue Ying also entered the classroom with a pair of panda eyes, she saw me suddenly showed an angry and annoyed expression, and walked towards me with a look of wanting to say something.

"Xueying, you won't wait stupidly for your phone all night last night, right?" I looked at her with a wicked smile.

Angry, Xue Ying struck me in the stomach and sat down behind me. My stomach instantly turned over the river and the sea, I'll go to your sister!

That guy kicked out too hard last night, causing even the girl's pink fist to make me break out in a cold sweat now.

Jiang Yue looked at me and frowned, didn't speak, just wiped the sweat on my forehead with a tissue. At this time, the graceful figure of the head teacher appeared at the door of the sixth class of the first year of high school, and she walked quickly to the podium and shouted: "Good morning, students!" No one in the class responded.

The head teacher looked at all kinds of pandas scattered in the class, and suddenly became angry, especially the students who slept on the table in the back row!

"All the students in the last two rows stood up for me!" Chen Ping and Ma Li woke up like a dream, and looked at the head teacher with confused eyes.

The head teacher walked up to them and said angrily, "It's you two again! Ma Li and Chen Ping glared at the head teacher, they wanted to do it but had scruples, so they had to staggering out of the classroom.

"Whoever dares to sleep will give me a penalty station in the playground!" The head teacher twisted his body and walked to the podium, and shouted with a serious expression: "Originally, I was going to confiscate my mobile phone last night, but you are a freshman, and I am afraid that you will not be too homesick, so you will confiscate your mobile phone!" ”

"As a result, I patrolled the dormitory late at night and found that all the students in the dormitory had lit a lamp on their beds! I turned back to Xue Ying and smiled, "Isn't that what you're talking about?" Xue Ying hit me in the back again, this time with a soft punch.

"I even found six dorms where my classmates smoked, and one of them was a girls' dormitory!" The boys in the class instantly coaxed.

"I won't say who smokes exactly, but next time I'll catch it, be careful and double the happiness. In addition, everyone should pay attention when going downstairs, Su Cheng, a student in our class last night, accidentally rolled from the stairs on the third floor to the second floor. The injuries on his body were severe, and there were even several fractures. At present, I am being treated in the hospital, and the students should pay attention to safety when they go downstairs. I lowered my head and smiled bitterly, obviously I was beaten but said that I fell, what a respectable opponent.

The morning reading class was over, but the bell did not drive away the head teacher, and she confiscated one mobile phone after another like a creditor.

"You can only go out after handing in your mobile phones, don't play tricks on me!"

"Do you have a mobile phone, your parents have told me~ Don't think of any crooked ideas!" The situation forced Xue Ying and I to come to the podium, she put the mobile phone into the transparent box on the lectern, Xue Ying's mobile phone has a cute little rabbit looking at me.

If you want to get a high school diploma or even go to college, you can't do anything to get the school to expel you.

Before, my father promised to give me 2,000 pocket money a month, and I also promised my father to get a high school diploma and be admitted to college, so I have to endure the humiliation!

Reluctantly, I took out my phone and slowly put it into the transparent box. At noon, dormitory 602 was very lively, and my brothers and I were very irritable after our phones were confiscated.

"Lao Tzu just chatted with my sister all night, and the phone is gone if it says no, and I still fantasize about being able to talk about my feelings and have a girlfriend!"

"Half a month off to send a mobile phone, this is simply frustrating!" I pulled out a cigarette, popped all three popping beads, lit them, and took a hard puff.

There must be a way, the head teacher is also a person, or a woman, as long as we find her needs, we can reach a relationship of interest and get a mobile phone.

I smiled at my brothers and said, "I have a way to get my phone, and the teacher will never confiscate it!" The brothers looked at me in surprise and asked, "What's the solution?" I asked Chen Kun to throw my cigarette butt into the toilet and said slowly, "Please have a meal!"

"Cut! You're sick!"

"I can get the head teacher to give us a mobile phone for a meal, I see if you haven't woken up. I looked at my brothers with firm eyes and said, "Just this evening, we will have dinner with the head teacher, believe me once?" My brothers looked at me with strange eyes, their eyes full of doubt and uncertainty.

"Fight for a bike and turn a motorcycle! Your girlfriend is just around the corner!" Ma Li and Chen Ping's eyes were a little moved, and I continued while the iron was hot: "Especially during the holidays, you can still spend a good night with her!" Under my constant bewitchment, my brothers finally decided to give it a try with me.

To be honest, I am also eight pounds and eight taels in my heart, but I can't find the needs of the head teacher in this fantasy, and it is only possible to succeed by communication.

When the last class in the afternoon was over, my brothers and I went to the homeroom teacher's office. We looked through the window and saw that there was not a single teacher in the office, and the office doors were locked.

"These teachers are running so fast!"

"I said that I wanted to get out of class every day, but I ended up with myself. "I lowered my head and pondered, the cafeteria was so crowded after school that the teachers should have gone to the cafeteria in advance to eat.

I asked, "Do you know where the homeroom teacher's dormitory is?" Chen Ping replied: "I know, do you want us to be in the same room with the female teacher?" I ignored his snacks, took out a hundred yuan from my pocket and gave it to Chen Ping: "It's a waste of time to go to the canteen to eat now, you and Ma Li go to the commissary to buy noodles and drinks and snacks, and wait for me there after you're done." Chen Ping took the money with a smile and said, "Okay big brother!" Then I asked Jiang Yue to run with me to the cafeteria to confirm whether the head teacher stayed in the cafeteria to eat.

The school has ordered that takeout is prohibited, and it is unlikely that a teacher who is a good teacher will go out to eat and order takeout.

Jiang Yue and I walked around the cafeteria, but we didn't see the head teacher through the window of the cafeteria.

"Let's go!" After we had a horsepower round with Chen Ping in the commissary, I took the heavy bag in Chen Ping's hand in one hand.

"How much money is left?"

"Thirty pieces. ”

"it, I'm afraid I don't have enough money for my brothers to spend. Lead the way to the homeroom teacher's dormitory. "The four of us went to the teacher's dormitory, and one of the female teachers passing by looked at us with funny eyes.

Because each of the four of us was carrying a bag of food, it looked like a gift. After we identified ourselves with the doorman, we entered the dormitory building and came to the door of the homeroom teacher's dormitory, and I was a little nervous at this time.

"Da-da-da-da. I knocked lightly on the door three times, and a woman's voice came from the dormitory.

"Who's outside the door?"

"Homeroom teacher, I'm your student, and I'm looking for something for you. ”

"Oh, you're Jiaming, the door is unlocked, you come in. I slowly opened the door, and I was suffocated by the sight in front of me.

The head teacher's pants are gone, and he is only wearing super shorts and a vest, and his slender legs and proud breasts make people think about it.

She looked at me with big winked eyes, and the tigress of the day became like a kitten at this point.

"That air conditioner is broken, don't mind wearing this, come on! She looked at me with a smile until the brothers behind me appeared in front of her, and the head teacher's expression suddenly became serious.

Ma Li and Chen Ping were also a little surprised when they saw this scene, and their eyes kept scanning the head teacher. In the single dormitory, four male students stared at a scantily clad female teacher, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little delicate.

I yelled in my heart that it was not good, and after thinking about it, I forgot that the head teacher had a bad impression of Chen Ping and Ma Li, and the head teacher probably hated them, which was very bad for my next plan.

I want them to follow me, and if I drive them away in the middle of the process, it won't be interesting.

I had no choice but to scratch my head, smile and say, "Don't mind, head teacher, we just want to eat with you and talk about our hearts." ”