"Don't believe it!"

"If you don't believe me, go in, don't blame me for not warning you if something happened!"

Sun Liangshu hesitated for a few seconds, and then narrowed her good-looking eyes: "What's the danger inside? Could it be that if there is a girl who is jealous of you and fights inside, I will go in and the fields and plums will be harmed and the fish in the pond? Or do you spend all day drinking and doing something unseemly, and if I go in, I will be killed and destroyed?"

"The idiom is used well, the imagination is rich enough, your Chinese score should be very good, right?" Jiang Shuiyuan speculated. With-Dream- . lā

"Don't change the subject! Believe it or not, I'll call Xiangxiang to complain now, saying that you are hiding Jiaojiao in the golden house of the capital and singing every night?"

Jiang Shuiyuan said angrily: "How did this four-person dormitory, which is cold in winter and hot in summer, come to your mouth and become a golden house that can hide Jiao? You are too good at gilding Jingshi University, right? And what the hell is the night sheng song, you are the decoration of the dormitory manager downstairs?"

Sun Liangshu looked proud: "But Xiangxiang doesn't know if you live in a presidential suite or a four-person dormitory!"

Jiang Shuiyuan smiled disapprerovingly: "Then guess what, does Pu Xiaoxiang believe in you more or me more?"

Sun Liangshu sniffled: "Why hasn't spring arrived yet, but I smell the sour smell of love?"

Jiang Shuiyuan was afraid of long nights and dreams, so he simply dragged Sun Liangshu downstairs, and at the same time did not forget to disgust her: "Please, this is the boys' dormitory, where does a group of old men get the sour smell of love? I'm afraid that you smell their stinky feet!"

"Uh-" Sun Liangshu's face was really full of disgust, "You look like Sven on the surface, why do you talk so disgusting?"

Jiang Shuiyuan continued to attack the great cause: "I'm just telling the truth, why am I disgusting? Then life is still inseparable from eating, drinking,, peeing and fart, is life also disgusting?"

Sun Liangshu broke away from the pull of the river source: "Life is inseparable from eating, drinking, Lazar, uh, and the things you said, but we can't be too entangled in those biological instincts, let alone treat them as the whole of life." The reason why people are human beings is that after getting rid of the shackles of biological instincts, they can have a higher level of spiritual pursuit. ”

Jiang Shuiyuan saw that she obediently followed her downstairs, and did not drag her again, but continued to argue with her as he walked: "With a higher spiritual pursuit, you can't say that you eat, drink, and stinky feet? I don't believe it! Shakyamuni Buddha's spiritual pursuit is high enough, right? According to the "Buddha Says Modern Women's Sutra", he still uses feces and urine to explain modern women. According to the outer chapter of "Zhuangzi", "Journey to the North", he still replied to Dongguozi with "the Tao is drowning in". From this—"

"Okay, good, I know that you can be eloquent, what you said is right, okay? A big boy actually has a lot of money with a girl, and he doesn't have any gentlemanly demeanor!" Sun Liangshu couldn't help but sacrifice a big killing weapon, and Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't make a sound. Then he asked with satisfaction, "This is the first time you have come to the Jingshi University seminar, right?"

"Hmm. ”

"I heard you're in Brocade A?"

"That's right. ”

"Then you came to the capital this time, does Xiangxiang know?"

"You should know, right?" After all, when he was caught by Uncle Ge, Pu Xiaoxiang was next to him.

"You should know, and what did she say?"

Jiang Shuiyuan thought for a while: "Come on, strive for a good score in the exam? Have a smooth journey, pay attention to safety on the road? Come back early, remember to bring us gifts? Anyway, that's what it is." What's wrong?

Sun Liangshu snorted: "What's the problem? It's a big problem! Since you are in Class A, it means that it is very likely that you will be exempted from the examination and go directly to Jingshi University in the second half of this year." You come to the capital to go to school, what about Xiangxiang? Are you going to have a long-distance relationship from now on?"

"Long-distance relationship or something......"

"One is in Huai'an, the other is in Beijing, the two places are thousands of miles away, and it takes several hours to take a plane, which is not a long-distance relationship? And Xiangxiang is so beautiful, there must be countless excellent boys who like her, once you are not by her side, those people will definitely flock to her and take advantage of it. Don't think that those people can't compare to you in terms of talent, intelligence, and appearance, so you can sit back and relax, do you know what it means to be 'a good woman is afraid of pestering you'?"

Jiang Shuiyuan touched his nose: "First of all, I think you should believe Pu Xiaoxiang." ”

Sun Liangshu said: "Of course I believe in Xiangxiang, but I don't believe in love, because it turns out that love can't stand the test of time and distance." Don't think that now the two of you and me are like glue, they feel stronger than gold and can withstand any test. Do you know how many lovers are separated because of time? How many lovers choose to give up because of distance? Countless love that I think is unbreakable finally lose my armor and collapse in the face of time and distance!"

Jiang Shuiyuan looked at Sun Liangshu playfully: "Little princess,"

Sun Liangshu glared at Jiang Shuiyuan angrily: "What little princess, you should call me sister!"

Jiang Shuiyuan didn't bother to pay attention to her: "Do you have any skin pain?"

"Kouhu!"

"Is there a childhood shadow?"

"Don't change the topic! I grew up in a happy family, a happy life, loved by my parents, and worry-free about food and clothing, where did the shadow of my childhood come from?

Jiang Shuiyuan chuckled, "This is the second point I want to tell you. If you are not busy, do more test papers, watch less love soap operas, and watch less emotional chicken soup such as "Bosom Friend" and "Reader", which is conducive to physical and mental health. ”

Sun Liangshu pouted: "Thank you for your concern, although I don't know what you said." But I'll tell you the bad news, if nothing else, we'll be alumni in the second half of this year. ”

"What's the bad news?"

"Huh. Although it is said that the ratio of men to women in Jingshi University is five to one, there are still a few rotten peach blossoms, and when you enter the school alone, those foxes will hang around you every day, flirting with you, and you will promise each other at every turn, can you hold it? And I, like a big brother, will always look at you behind your back, and report your every move to Xiangxiang at any time. What do you think is good news?"

Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head: "Look at what you said! It seems that if I have no one to supervise, I will spend all day drinking and wandering the Qin Tower of the Chu Pavilion." Am I what kind of person I am?"

Before the words fell, he saw Qiao Yinuo coming over. She stood in front of the two, then looked Sun Liangshu up and down a few times, and asked in surprise, "Are you?"

Sun Liangshu frowned and said angrily: "I am his sister-in-law, who are you?"

Qiao Yinuo hesitated for a moment, and said tentatively: "Sister?"