Yu Nian: "I ......"

Salted fish said: "What's wrong with you? Did you steal a chicken or touch a dog? Or did you not pay for big health care?"

Yu Nian rolled his eyes and said, "I haven't been to that place." ”

Salted fish said: "Hehe......"

Yu Nian said: "I'm really nervous. ”

Xianyu said: "Nervous fart! Ancestor, let me tell you, you are not afraid of shadows, don't you literati who write books pay the most attention to what kind of heroic and righteous spirit? Ancient literati were upright, not afraid of ghosts and evils, and not afraid of power. What you do though and that stupid...... But, you have to understand a truth!"

Yu Nian said: "What's the truth?"

Salted fish said in an old-fashioned manner: "You are not an ordinary fool, you are a fool standing on the moral high ground!"

Yu Nian rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't that still a fool?"

Salted fish said as a matter of course: "The prefix is so long, it is stronger than the average fool." ”

Yu Nian: "...... You're really comforting. ”

Salted fish said: "You are just stupid, but you are not harmful, so you are a good person." Those guys are smart, but they are used in evil ways, so they are bad people. Sometimes, a smart person does a bad thing, and it is much less virtuous than a stupid person. ”

Yu Nian said: "This comfort is better than the previous one. ”

Salted fish said: "Okay, don't be sad, I'm here, my ancestor, I'll help you solve this little thing!"

Yu Nian said: "How to solve it?"

Salted fish touched his belly and said, "Before you work, you will talk about it when you are full." Do you have any special food?"

Although Yu Nian doubted the reliability of this salted fish all the way, but now, he finally has a result.

This salted fish is unreliable!

However, unreliable is better than unreliable, so Yu Nian pinched his nose and continued to take salted fish to eat.

Rice is a local dish, but salted fish eats crystal rice every day, and I haven't eaten much other flavors. Suddenly I ate it, and it was still very fresh.

As for the rice in the restaurant?

"This thing can also be called rice? Forget it, I'll focus on eating. Salted fish muttered, squatted in the corner and ate all the dishes.

No way, the salted fish is too conspicuous, if you really sit in the restaurant and eat, it is estimated that everyone will not have to eat, just look at him.

Then the news of the Salted Fish Mage's visit to the county that day spread all over the circle of friends, and then, he was going to be famous again for the rest of the year.

As for the stealth gods?

Salted fish said: "My old man, don't learn those side ways!"

In fact, it's just cutting corners and not making a difference.

In Fang Zheng's words: "This stupid fish can't even fly, how much more can you expect from him?"

After eating, the two did not go back to Yu Nian's house, but went straight to Hu Xiaoye's house.

When he arrived downstairs, Yu Nian said, "What should I do now?"

Salted fish said: "What should you do? You go and ask for money, I'll wait below." ”

Yu Nian was dumbfounded, and said, "Are you waiting below?"

Salted fish shook his whiskers and said proudly: "Of course I came to see the excitement, and when I became a witness, do you still expect an old man from me to help you come to the door to fight?"

At this moment in the rest of the year, I suddenly had the urge to eat chopped pepper fish head......

However, Yu Nian still held back and said, "Salted Fish Mage, if I can come back, do I still need to look for you?"

Salted fish pinched the fish whiskers and said, "Well, it's not impossible for my old man to appear, but the appearance fee is very expensive." ”

"How expensive?" asked Yu Nian distressedly.

Salted fish thought about it, the red boy went down the mountain to beat people and earned a hundred yuan, he went down the mountain to clean up people, he couldn't earn less than him, right?

So, the salted fish raised his head and said proudly: "Two hundred yuan!"

As soon as these words came out, Yu Nian was dumbfounded and exclaimed, "How much?"

In the impression of more than a few years, it costs dozens of dollars to invite a gangster to come out to support the scene, and take out a meal, which will cost more than one or two hundred.

The salted fish in front of me, not to mention whether it has magical powers, just this variety and shape, at least 1,800 of them......, right?

At this moment, Yu Yi's view of salted fish has finally changed, this is not unreliable, it is simply cute!

Seeing Yu Nian's shocked face, he didn't reply in a daze.

Salted fish heart said, is it too much?

So Salted Fish said: "One hundred and five is fine, and if it is less, I will not do it." ”

Yu Nian was suddenly happy, sure enough, it was a person on the mountain, a disciple of Fangzheng, who would not open his mouth widely, it was really a fish!

So Yu Nian said: "Two hundred, give you two hundred, can you help me now?"

When Salted Fish heard this, he was immediately interested, and laughed and said, "Amihaha...... Hey Buddha, no problem, let's go, go upstairs. Where are they coming from?"

When Yu Nian heard this, his face suddenly darkened, and he came all the way, talked all the way, and this stupid fish didn't listen at all...... One hundred thousand Cao Nyima rushed by in his heart, what kind of fish is this!

went up to the 3rd floor, Yu Nian asked in a low voice, "Do you really want to knock on the door?"

Salted fish pinched his beard and said, "Knock it, I'm here, what are you afraid of?"

So, Yu Nian knocked on the door.

Knock knock!

Three knocks rang out, and the next moment, the door opened.

"Is that you?" The one who opened the door was a girl, wearing glasses, with clear eyebrows, looking a little cowardly, seeing Yu Nian, her face was surprised, but she didn't feel much guilt.

"Why are you here?" asked Hu Xiaoye.

Yu Nian looked at the girl in front of him, his heart tingled, and he sighed, "What do you say?"

Hu Xiaoye thought for a while and said, "Let's forget it, my dad doesn't agree, so be it, don't come to me in the future." You're a nice guy......"

When Yu Nian heard this, his heart hurt even more, and he said bitterly: "People are very good...... Hehe, is that what you mean by me?"

Hu Xiaoye shook his head and said, "Then what do you want me to say?"

Salted fish made a contribution this time, and the stealth technique was hidden, and he said in a low voice: "Let her pay back!"

Only then did he remember the purpose of his visit, and said, "I'm here to go back to my house and the dowry." ”

Hu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, then fell silent, and said, "You have to tell my dad about this......"

When Yu Nian heard this, he was completely disappointed in this girl, the money was handed over to her, and the house was written in her name.

At this moment, Yu Nian was completely desperate for Hu Xiaoye, and the last trace of tenderness in his eyes disappeared.

At this moment, a fierce voice sounded: "Xiao Ye, who is it?"

Hu Xiaoye immediately said: "It's more than one year." ”

When Xianyu heard this, he scolded in a low voice: "Damn, no wonder she will repay her debts, this family is all shameless goods! This girl looks simple, and she is scheming better than you! She was pretending to be stupid before, but now she is directly selling! She is not a bad person, and she is no better than her father." ”

Yu Nian nodded slightly, he is a writer, what he is best at is analyzing the inner activities of characters, and he is also good at logical reasoning, so Hu Xiaoye's move has made it clear that he doesn't want to talk about money with Yu Nian. Directly called her dad to drive people away!