Chapter 1380: Master is a scumbag
Fang Zheng thought for a moment and said, "Oh?
The lone wolf thought for a while and said, "My master usually gives me a lot of delicious food, do you have any delicious food?"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was stunned for a moment, when did he give this stupid dog delicious food? Look at this guy who doesn't slip away, Fang Zheng knows, this stupid dog is taking the opportunity to blackmail! Fang Zheng suddenly became angry, and raising his hand was a slap!
The lone wolf hurriedly dodged, but before he could dodge, he was slapped to the ground by Fang Zheng.
The lone wolf jumped up with a roar and shouted, "Do you still dare to do it? Do you really think that I don't beat the old man? Do you really think that I have no one? Senior brothers, assemble! A liar has come to pretend to be the master!"
The lone wolf roared, and the squirrel, monkey, red child, and salted fish all ran over, and when they saw Fang Zheng like this, several guys were stunned at the same time.
The squirrel laughed, "Haha...... You liar is too good at deceiving people, our master is not so old! Before you come, at least put on makeup, right?"
The monkey didn't speak, but frowned, looking at Fang Zheng suspiciously.
Red Boy touched his chin and said, "Master, you won't become someone else to fool us again, will you? Or, you're just a liar? In short, if you can't prove that you are our master, you can't go into the backyard." ”
Salted fish nodded and said, "That's right, this is the rule." ”
Fang Zheng also knew that it was useless to just say it, so he raised his eyebrows and said: "Pure heart, I will talk to you for the teacher." ”
After speaking, Fang Zheng began to recite the mantra, and the red boy exclaimed, rolling all over the ground with his head in his hands, and shouted: "Oh, Master, I was wrong! You are really Master...... Oops, stop ......"
Everyone knows that only Fang Zheng can use this spell, and now that Fang Zheng thought about it, and then looked at the reaction of the red boy, everyone understood that the old man in front of him was really his own master!
So, one by one, they hurriedly stepped forward to ask questions.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "You wait a while, Pure Fa, let's ......"
Before Fang Zheng finished speaking, he felt his thighs tighten, looked down, and saw a lone wolf like a cow lying on the ground, holding Fang Zheng's thighs with his front legs, looking at Fang Zheng with a pitiful look, and shouting, "Master...... I was wrong, you see I'm so cute, forget it this time......"
Fang Zheng looked at the lone wolf's desperate cuteness and asked, "Who taught you this trick?"
The lone wolf subconsciously glanced at the squirrel, and the squirrel said: "I learned it in online cartoons, and ...... in cartoons."
Boom!
Before the squirrel finished speaking, he saw Fang Zheng raise his foot, and a big white wolf flew up to the sky and crossed the courtyard wall, and fell outside......
The squirrel clicked his lips and continued: "It works well in cartoons, but why doesn't it work in reality?"
"Master, it's a good kick! Master, if you don't get angry, why don't you come again?" The back door opened, and the lone wolf ran in, leaning over with a cheap look on his face, and shouted.
Fang Zheng looked at this guy with no skin and no face, and he was also helpless for a while, Fang Zheng also knew that this guy had rough skin and thick meat, and it would be fine to hit him a few times. This guy made it clear that he wanted to use a beating instead of a punishment such as deducting food.
Shaking his head, Fang Zheng didn't like to take care of him anymore, after all, he was annoyed now.
When everyone was quiet, the red boy said with a resentful face, "Master, why have you become like this?"
Fang Zheng spread his hands and said: "It's hard to say. ”
Salted fish moved a small Mazha, sat on the side, and said with a smile: "It's okay to say nothing, let's talk slowly." ”
After saying that, Salted Fish was stunned, because everyone was looking at him in unison!
Salted fish looked at everyone standing, then looked at the little maza under his buttocks, and then looked at Fang Zheng's hand that had been raised and was about to break his wrist...... and everyone's ill-intentioned gaze.
Xianyu decisively stood up and shouted, "Master, I'll go get you a big chair!"
Then, the salted fish ran away......
After everyone sat down, Fang Zheng told him about his experience.
The red boy said, "My God, Master, if you continue to watch, you may be able to see yourself to death." ”
Fang Zheng sighed: "No way, if you don't look at the end, you are not sure to be a teacher." ”
The red boy said: "Master, I think, you are in too much of a hurry, watch it for a second or two every day, and it will never take long to finish it for a year." And it won't affect you so much, you're too hard...... I'm blind to your good looks, but now it's okay, if you really make you vulgar, I guess I won't be able to find my wife. ”
Fang Zheng slapped him and said, "Isn't the teacher handsome now?"
The red boy looked at Fang Zheng's raised slap and said, "Handsome, handsome, handsome, if the master is still vulgar, there will definitely be three thousand beauties in the harem!"
Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction, but he didn't hear it, and the red boy secretly added a sentence in the back: "Three thousand old ladies ......"
"Master, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not. "Salted Fish Road.
Fang Zheng said: "Say it, say it right and say wrong, don't beat you." Now is the time to brainstorm what to say. ”
Salted fish shook his head and said, "Master, when you went to school, were you a scumbag?"
Fangzheng's face suddenly darkened......
For example, first pick a June 15 to take a look, if the world is still there, you don't need to check it later, and then look at March 15 If the world is gone, then you don't need to look at it before March 15, and so on, it won't take you a few years to find the target. ”
When Fang Zheng heard this, his face darkened, and he suddenly found that his brain seemed to be really funny...... I didn't expect such a simple truth, pig! Pity his prosperous face!
"It's too late to say anything, so get some rest. During this time, there will be no outsiders as a teacher, and if there is anything, you can solve it. If someone comes to him as a teacher, he says he is in retreat. Fang Zheng waved his hand and went back to the meditation room.
The lone wolf cried, "Master, don't you have that mask, you can become what you were when you were young." ”
Fang Zheng waved his hand and said: "As a teacher, I don't look for a partner, and I don't care so much about my appearance." It's just that I want to think about something during this time...... Alright, you guys play. ”
Back in the meditation room, Fang Zheng was indeed not sad, but found a large number of scriptures, he remembered, many scriptures mentioned natural disasters, the destruction of the world, he wanted to see if the situation he encountered, whether the scriptures mentioned it.
This is a month's time.
During this period, Li Xueying, Jing Yan, Wang Yougui and even Ruan Wuming came to visit from YN, but they were all blocked by Red Boy and others.
Fang Zheng didn't go out for a month, and no one saw Fang Zheng, and even when he was beating the drums, Fang Zheng didn't show up, but was replaced by Red Boy.
For a while, there was a lot of discussion outside, and many people were asking what Fang Zheng was doing.
ps: Thank you for drinking alone in the snow to promote the alliance leader, I haven't seen the new alliance leader for a long time, happy ha.