174, soldiers do not get tired of deceit
Wang Qi returned to the dormitory, and was teased by You Yu, Li Shuang and others who were waiting for him in the dormitory, saying that he was really a good fortune, and even Ma Qiurong, a beautiful woman with "both talent and beauty", couldn't help but feel spring and hugged him.
Ma Qiurong "has both talent and appearance"?
Wang Qi was about to find a trash can to vomit, and he was about to refute two sentences and correct his name, when Yu Wenli's phone called.
He knew the purpose of Yu Wenli's call, and this time, he couldn't help but avoid a few guys in the dormitory.
So, Wang Qi turned back directly to the bedroom, locked the door, and left a group of men behind him who shouted at his back in unison, only shouting "Be a thief with a weak heart", and then connected the phone.
"How's it going, it's nice to be with beautiful women?" a sour voice shook Wang Qi's eardrums.
Wang Qi smiled and said:
"Wen Li, first of all, I want to correct your two mistakes:
"1, it's right that I'm 'parallel' with Ma Qiurong, but 'hand in hand' is nonsense, she walks on my left, my left hand is still wrapped in gauze, I dare to let her 'hand in hand'?
"2, if you say that you are a beauty, then I will raise my hands and feet in favor; if you say that Ma Qiurong is a beauty, then I will oppose you - what kind of beauty is she? She is a beauty, and at least half of the women in China can call themselves beautiful. The beauties of my big country are not so cheap, don't let friends think that we don't have the level of appreciation!"
Wang Qi's half-joking, half-explaining, half-flattering words made her very useful in Wen Li's ears, and the woman couldn't help but be coquettish: "Hmph, I don't believe it! Don't you think she is a beauty, so why have you walked with her for such a long time? I feel that you are a little reluctant." ”
"Don't people want to 'cut through the mess quickly'?" Wang Qi also followed "Mother".
"I hate it! Don't learn from us girls to speak!" Yu Wenli took a sip, and then asked, "What kind of mess are you cutting with this quick knife?" Also, what did you two talk about just now?"
"Hehe, Wen Li, are you engaged in the 'three-hall trial'?" Wang Qi smiled, kicked off the slippers, and lifted a pair of big feet to the desk, a thought flashed in his mind, and he saw that the trigger of the lighter in the cube was automatically pressed down, and a flame of Youlan appeared, and a cigarette came up, and after being ignited, it disappeared with a "swish", and the next moment, it had appeared between the fingers of Wang Qi's right hand.
"Suck-" He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said to himself: "A cigarette after dinner, it's really a living fairy!"
"Who is trying you......? Aren't people curious? Tell me, Wang...... Seventh brother, tell me what you and Ma Qiurong said?" Yu Wenli was still a little unaccustomed to calling Wang Qi "Seventh Brother", and felt that it was natural not to call him by his name directly.
"What else can there be? Your husband is 'loved by everyone, and flowers bloom', and he was confessed by the future 'Manager Ma'!" Wang Qi spat out the smoke ring and said, he continued to practice his smoke ring explosion stunt while spitting out the smoke ring.
"Ah!" Yu Wenli was taken aback, screamed directly, and quickly covered her mouth again, and asked incredibly, "Ma Qiurong, ...... Did she confess to you?" Yu Wenli's heart was pounding, and she said in her heart, it's so dangerous, if she was a day late and didn't ask for leave today, or she didn't invite Wang Qi to come down and play, or when the two of them played, she behaved well, "Guarding the way of women", didn't give Wang Qi some hints, the two didn't break through that relationship, then tonight......
It's really unimaginable!
Yu Wenli was scared for a while, only to feel a cold sweat on her back.
"I didn't say it too clearly, but the meaning was ...... Sort of what it means. Wang Qi said leisurely, continuing to smoke his cigarette, spitting out his smoke ring, and then blasting it open with the "Eye of Death".
"Then how did you answer Ma Qiurong?" Yu Wenli stroked her chest, at this time, she completely felt like she was going to live after the catastrophe.
"Didn't I tell you?
"You, rejected her?"
"Is it possible that I still promise her? However, as long as you agree, I can still regret it now, make amends, and then hug left and right, and enjoy the blessings of all people, that is the dream of most men!" Wang Qi let out a wicked lewd laugh twice.
"You dare!" Yu Wenli snorted, and after finishing speaking, she felt that she was too unreserved and too unruly, so she immediately changed her words and said casually, "If you want to make up for your death, you can make up for your prison?" Now come down to find Ma Qiurong, I don't have any opinion. ”
"No comments? I smell a sour smell across the floor, and I say I have no opinion! I really went down to find Ma Qiurong, you still don't turn into a puddle of concentrated sulfuric acid and concentrated nitric acid, mix it into aqua regia, and melt me!"
Tonight, Ma Qiurong treated you like that, and later, when I went back to the dormitory, you and Ma Qiurong were left behind, and they walked together, and they ...... Didn't they say anything?"
"It's hard to say, if I hadn't kicked a four-legged own goal, I wouldn't have been able to save some people from overturning the pot at that time!"
"Giggle...... Are you embarrassed to say, Why did you kick someone else's Xiao Ming's feet? Tell me quickly, do you want to take advantage of someone else's Xiao Ming?"
"Damn! I took advantage of her? Are you mistaken? I'm still using soap to rub my left foot that has been in contact with Xiao Ming's body! Half of the soap is used, don't you believe you come up and take a look?"
"Giggle...... You're too bad, king...... Seventh brother, why are you so damaged?—— oops, I don't call you what the hell Seventh Brother is, I'm really not used to it!"
"Alas, whatever you want, the twisted melon is not sweet, and you can shout whatever you want in the future. ”
"You're talking nonsense again! Wang Qi, I am more and more aware that you are different from before, and I feel that you have completely become two people. ”
"Hehe, is that getting better or worse?"
"It's broken!it's getting worse!it's a big badass!cluck......"
“……”
The two of them chatted and chatted like this, until Yu Wenli heard the voice of Ma Qiurong, who had never come back, from the living room, and Yu Wenli, who was trying to know what was going on with the other party, had to reluctantly hang up Wang Qi's phone.
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After hanging up Wang Qi's phone, Yu Wenli was about to open the door and go out to inquire about the news, Xiao Ming, who had listened to her phone for a long time, walked over to her, poked her forehead with his index finger, and said jokingly:
"When I came back from work, I asked you, you still didn't admit it, and now you don't admit yourself, are you in your original form? How is it? Happy, right? Happy, right? Do you feel like you've become the happiest woman in the world?"
In the face of Xiao Ming's teasing, this time, Yu Wenli did not dodge, but nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh! It's really nice and happy. Let me tell you, Xiao Ming, today is the most exciting and happiest day in my life since I grew up so much, when I fell in love with Zhang Qingfeng, I didn't feel like today, it's really strange. Yu Wenli, who was sitting on the edge of the bed and holding her pillow, said to Xiao Ming, her beautiful face was filled with a joy and happiness that could not be hidden.
"Hehe, is this so strange? It can only show that Zhang Qingfeng is not your true love, Wang Qi is thi!" Xiao Ming smiled and sat down next to Yu Wenli.
"Although it feels a little unauthentic to say this, Xiao Ming, I have to say that I agree with your conclusion just now. But ......" Speaking of this, Yu Wenli frowned again, and a trace of worry appeared on her face, "I just feel it...... It's so fast, everything is like a rocket, and there's an illusion of a dream, it feels very unreal!"
"That's happiness coming too fast, and you're thinking too much. Don't think about it so much, no matter how handsome Wang Qi is, he is also a man. Men chase women in the mountains, women chase men in the mountains, you see, under your Miss Yu's boundless charm, didn't the handsome guy Wang fall under your pomegranate skirt?
"Hee-hee, to be honest, Wen Li, where have you and Wang Shuaige progressed today? hug, kiss, touch, or ...... directly. That's it?"
"How can it be so fast!" Yu Wenli's face turned red all of a sudden, and her heart was also very empty, "Today is the first time I have met Wang Qi alone, how can I ...... How can it be like you say......? We just understood each other's minds. ”
"Oh, it looks like I'm thinking too much. Speaking of this, Xiao Ming suddenly wrinkled his nose and sniffed like a dog, sniffing at Wen Li's body for a while, and sniffing on Wen Li's bed for a while.
Suddenly, Xiao Ming looked as if he had discovered something, his face turned pale, and he said with a serious face: "Something is wrong, what does it smell like? It's so fishy, it's so fat-"
"Ahh......h ......Wouldn't you? I changed the sheets and cleaned the trash cans before you came back...... Ahhhh
"Stinky Xiao Ming, dead Xiao Ming, I told you to cheat me! See if I can't kill you! I told you to cheat me......"