Chapter 689: The Most Perverted Interview Questions in History!(Thanks to CookC!)

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Zhang Wei shook the interview question, said to Yaoyao Nunu, "Yaoyao did a good job, you made a meritorious service today." ”

If other children are praised, they must be triumphant, but Yaoyao sat down as if she didn't care.

Sun Tongyu felt a little uncomfortable when he heard this, "This little brother, I'm interviewing employees, why are you letting your sister make trouble?"

"Troublemaker?" Zhang Wei looked over and asked rhetorically, "Why don't I think it's troublemaker?"

Sun Tongyu frowned, if it weren't for Ma Yun's affection, he would have had a seizure, what kind of place is this? This is the richest man in China, Mr. Zhang Aiguo, invested in Ahri Baba, although the company's strength is not strong now, but when other CEOs come to visit, they have to say two good words, not to mention that this is not a company invested by Zhang Aiguo, even if it is an ordinary company, when others are interviewing, others should not embarrass the interviewer like this, right? This is our Ahri Baba internal affair, you don't seem to be in control, do you?"

Leng Yan said coldly, "He really cares." ”

"You...... You guys!" Sun Tongyu was so angry that everyone trembled!

These three people!

One is more annoying than the other!

Why did Ma Yun invite these three people to the scene? What are you doing? What are you doing? I really think this is your home!

The interviewers around me were also uncomfortable.

"Who are these people!"

"What did Mr. Ma bring them for?

"No, I look familiar with that boy?"

"You can look familiar with you wearing toad glasses? What are you kidding? We're interviewing here, what is he making a fuss about?"

"It's so wide, don't mention it. ”

"Alas, the current half-sized son, the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers!"

"Hehe's still in charge of this company? Hehe, I'm laughing at me, they don't know what kind of place this is, right? Besides, which interview question in China doesn't come out like this? Okay, okay, let's ignore him. ”

Gradually, many other employees of Ahri Baba also poked their heads out to watch, and then a few more famous shareholders of Ahri Baba walked in.

Ma Yun, who was standing on the side, smiled bitterly, what Leng Yan said just now was really not nonsense, others didn't know Zhang Wei's identity, it was impossible for him Ma Yun not to know. Seeing that things were a little difficult to clean up, and there would be media to come over for interviews later, he hurriedly stood up and said to everyone: "Okay, you don't have to say a word, he is Zhang ......"

Sun Tongyu interrupted angrily: "I don't care who he is, Ma Yun, why do you bring anyone to the company?"

Zhang Wei smiled, "I took the initiative to ask for it." ”

Sun Tongyu glanced at him, "What are you doing here?"

What am I doing here? Zhang Wei said: "Come to inspect and inspect." ”

Hearing this, the interviewers around were stunned, "Oh, you're still here to inspect? Who do you think you're doing? It's the same as the real thing!"

Sun Tongyu almost laughed angrily after hearing this, "You said you came to inspect? Are you from the government department to inspect? Or did Mr. Zhang ask you to come over? Seeing that you should be in middle school, I don't want to be a middle school student with you, I have been preparing for this interview for a long time, and I am worried that the company has not been able to recruit good talents, Ma Yun is also worried, and the colleagues present are worried, you can quickly sit quietly and watch by the side, I am really busy here, and I don't have time to talk to you." Speaking of this, he said earnestly: "Maybe when you grow up in the future, you will have the opportunity to enter our company as a senior executive, and you will have the opportunity to climb on my head and take care of me, but now you still study hard and strive for that day." ”

Zhang Wei smiled: " Learning will naturally not fall behind, but I will still manage it, originally, I also want to come and see, nothing to turn around and leave, this Ma should know my temper, but I heard that the company has not been able to recruit good talents, this I should roughly understand what is going on, in the final analysis, the interview questions are too simple, or rather, the interview questions are too ordinary, did not achieve the function of examining the interviewer's position, maybe my sister is because she has heard her father say more and know more, but the side also understands that your interview questions are not good!”

Am I dizzy?

You know what you're talking about?

Sun Tongyu said: "You say that the interview questions we come up with are not good? It has not achieved the function of inspecting the position of the interviewer? In my opinion, she knows more than many interviewers present, and you say that our interview questions are not good because your sister answered it?"

The other interviewers also shook their heads speechlessly.

Zhang Wei held up the interview question paper to his face and said, "You are right, at least I can't answer every interview question on it." ”

Sun Tongyu said: "Then you are still ......"

Before he could speak, Zhang Wei pushed back and said, "Just because I can't answer it doesn't mean that this interview question is okay, we can now ask the interviewers present who can't answer it." As he spoke, he turned around and walked to the first row of interviewers, and put the interview questions in front of the girl, "These are the interview questions they came up with, do you see if you can answer them?"

These topics were all jointly conceived by Sun Tongyu and others.

Hearing that the person in front of him who looked like a junior high school student was asking someone, including Ma Yun and other interviewers, they were also looking at each other, could everyone really answer?

"Unlikely, right?"

"Our interview questions aren't that simple, are they?"

"Not everyone is tech-savvy, but at least we know a little bit about it. ”

"If it's really as simple as you say, we still have to go through the trouble of thinking about the topic?"

All the interviewers were a little dissatisfied.

The girl who was asked to answer by Zhang Wei wanted to fish in troubled waters, and said: "The above questions are quite difficult, and I don't guarantee that you can answer every one." ”

Zhang Wei suddenly said to her: "Why didn't you even come to the interview at this level?"

The girl snorted, and was speechless for a long time.

Sitting next to her was a young man with glasses, who said seriously, "I'll answer everything." ”

One after another, interviewers from nearby nodded their heads.

"It's simple. ”

"It's taught in school. ”

"It's not a problem, there are exams when you don't leave school, and these teachers have crossed the key points. ”

"Well, I've memorized them all. ”

Sun Tongyu looked stunned and said: "You all answered it? Impossible, right? Then I'll find a random question to ask you, just you, wearing plaid clothes, how to solve the problem that the Internet Explorer scrollbar color can't be set in the web standard?"

The young man in the plaid shirt said, "It's easy to solve, replace the body with html." ”

Zhang Wei looked back and said, "Now you believe that these questions are difficult for any of the interviewers present, right?"

Sun Tongyu was still a little unbelieving, and said: "I'll find someone to ask another question, and if I answer it again, I will believe it." ”

Zhang Wei shook his head and said: "It's the same for answering, I just said that these questions are too simple, and besides, even if these questions are difficult, they may not be angry at the role of the interview, and the direction of these interview questions is wrong." ”

Sun Tongyu laughed angrily: "Now it's still in the wrong direction?"

Zhang Wei said calmly: "That's right. ”

Sun Tongyu's angry forehead and blue tendons burst out, "Then what direction do you say you should go? How can you be difficult and appear to be able to achieve the purpose of testing the interviewer?"

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter outside, and the general manager Zhang Ying, that is, Ma Yun's wife, walked in with a large group of reporters, as if to introduce today's interview.

Zhang Ying looked at it and wondered, "What's the matter with you? Isn't it an interview?"

Ma Yun was just about to speak, Sun Tongyu said: "I also wanted to interview, but there was an accident." As he spoke, he told him about the situation just now, including Zhang Wei's previous remarks.

The dozen or so reporters who came over were also speechless after hearing this, thinking to themselves where did this half-grown boy come from, and he also broke these questions with one of the founders of other companies? Who are you in charge? I can't help but feel a little disdain for the boy wearing toad glasses.

But Zhang Wei was still calm, "I'm not questioning the level of your management company, I'm just saying that the interview questions can't meet the role of the interview, I heard that you are a graduate of the Industrial and Commercial University of Zhejiang Province, a key university?"

"Well, what's wrong?" Sun Tongyu said.

Zhang Ying took a breath and said: "Sun is always the number two person in this company, not to mention the ability in China, even in the world, there are few people who can compare, do you say he can't do it?"

"There are few people in the world who can compare?" Zhang Wei smiled and shook his head, this person does have this ability now, but it may not be in a few years, if it is not for the face of Ma Yun, he doesn't want this person very much, "In this way, I will give you a few interview questions, you can see how many people present can answer, and then I will talk about the purpose of this question." ”

Sun Tongyu still wanted to speak, "I ......"

Ma Yun had already spoken first, and said, "I think it's okay." In fact, he also wanted to see how powerful this Xiao Zhang, who had been rumored to be a myth by the outside world, could make him Ma Yun willing to continue to assist!

Sun Tongyu couldn't cry or laugh a little, he is the No. 2 person in Ahri Baba, you still have interview questions? I simply didn't speak, I thought that I would answer the questions in person later, and when the answer came out, this kid would have nothing to say, right?

Zhang Wei crumpled the paper into a ball and threw it towards the trash can, "I debuted first and have questions that have nothing to do with my major, in fact, as long as people with active brains can answer them." ”

The crowd was in an uproar.

"What?"

"Nothing to do with the major?"

"Are you kidding us?"

"As long as the brain is active, you can make it?

"Not to mention that Lao Sun is so capable, even if each of us is one of the few people in Chinese e-commerce!"

Zhang Wei took a pen and blank paper, "Hehe, I also hope that everyone's brain is very active, I will write the interview questions first." ”

Brush, brush, brush, and write on paper.

These questions have been flooded in later generations, and countless people have tried to answer them, and there is a very embarrassing name - the most perverted interview question in history!

Now Zhang Wei is writing it out to let everyone know why Google can become the most valuable company in the world in the future!