Feel the good luck ~ ba, constantly getting thicker and bigger. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The heart of the anti-inflammatory is surprised, happy and angry-

", system bacteria, it can't be bigger~"

[Host, this is the Year of the Rooster, the system sends you a holiday blessing gift~ Please don't shirk~]

"I'll excuse your uncle~~"

I wanted to cry without tears, and looked at the steel rod under me that was so big that I couldn't stand up, and my heart was extremely broken.

"This TM is almost more than 20 pounds, Uncle System, are you sure this will not kill people??"

[Ahem, answer the host, theoretically, at present, the host's tool for breeding the next generation is more than 20 catties, plus two quail eggs, the total weight is 233... Abbreviation, 23 catties and 3 taels...]

“……”

The expression of the anti-inflammatory at that time was like this→_→

"Hey, don't play... If it's a big New Year, you'll die!"

"Hurry up and shrink for me...", suddenly thought of something, and quickly changed his words. "No, just return to normal size, it's about the same size as in the European and American love movies... Of course, it is better to be more stone and more powerful~"

It's shameless to reduce inflammation anyway, so I'll bargain with the system bacteria.

This is about the future, his sexual happiness between the beds, and the manly demeanor he shows in front of his future daughter-in-law, don't be careless~

[Actually, the host doesn't need to panic... The host only needs to be controlled by the mind, and it can change flexibly. The god of this system is so generous, he said that it was a New Year's gift, and it was naturally a gift to blow up the sky-]

"Really~"

Anti-inflammatory always feels that the words of the system are not much and very honest.

Thought?

Isn't this similar to what normal people used to be?!

Xiao Yan took out his mobile phone and opened the sexy fruit photos he had stored in the erotic female anchor Bai Suzhen through WeChat before...

Then, meditate in your heart.

Great!

"Damn, it's really blowing up God-"

It can even be bigger...

"Nima, it's too big, it's almost up to the ceiling—"

Hurry! Small! Small, Small-

I saw that Daji~ba, quickly became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally, it was as small as the size of ham sausage, and then, it became the size of a 2B pencil, and finally, I couldn't stop it, and it became a toothpick, embroidery needle, hair strand...

"I'll drop a good girl~"

"It's scary—"

Xiao Yan was startled in a cold sweat, and he quickly increased his mind, and thankfully, he was able to control it. Just like the mouse scrolling function, it took a long time to adjust, and finally, the size of Europeans and Americans was restored, of course, the shape was a little more delicate, and it was more Asian to taste~

"Uncle System, your New Year's gift is quite valuable~ I like it so much~~"

[The host works hard and works hard, and there will be gifts for the New Year next year-]

[You can change the European pie freely, and the earth can be pressed, as small as Wangzai's small steamed buns~]

“……”

Anti-inflammatory is naturally a big surprise!!

"Ahem, this, this... I'll talk about it next year~ I'll talk about it next year!!!I'm very satisfied with this year..."

Now, with the [Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick] for anti-inflammatory, I am naturally excited.

It can be said that it swept away the previous haze, as if it was a man's majesty~

"That, the system bacteria... Let's start today's system reward statistics~ "If you get the benefits, you will receive it when you see it, and you will not be ostentatious."

Changing the subject is undoubtedly the wisest choice.

[Okay host, please wait.] 】

After a while~

System Path: [The reward for completing the tenth level of the main quest "Life in the Otherworld from Zero" is as follows. 】

[Congratulations to the host and receive a cash reward of 12,000 yuan.] 】

[Congratulations to the host and get 1 [Transformation Card (Amilia)].] 】

[Congratulations to the host and get 1 [Summoning Card (486)].] 】

[Congratulations to the host and get 1 [Costume Change Card].] 】

[Congratulations to the host, get a special reward item [Portable Crossing Item Card] 1 fifth-class card, note: The fifth-class card is 20 cubic meters of space. 】

", it's worthy of the main quest reward, this grip ~ this grip ~ 20 cubic meters, you can fit a car!!"

[Congratulations to the host and get a special reward [White King Card] 1.] Note, the host has accumulated 6 cards, and the 5 cards that have been obtained are [White Growth Card], [White Gambling Saint Card], [White Death Card], [White Eternal Card], [White Wisdom Card]. 】

[Congratulations to the host, 1 special medal [Medal for Achieving Ends by Any Means], note, the host has obtained a total of 9 special medals for undisciplined, and the 8 medals that have been obtained are [Balloon Blowing Medal] [Handjob Medal] [Eternal Lily Medal] [Slut Medal] [Corrupt Girl's Seduction Medal] [First Blood Medal] [Rape Medal] [Pregnancy Medal]. 】

[Congratulations to the host, 20 experience points have been obtained, and it has been automatically added: Level: Apprentice Gentleman (143/1000)]

Overall, the main quest rewards are pretty good.

Of course, the most satisfying thing for anti-inflammatory is the 100 yuan red envelope, in exchange for the [system New Year's program gift]~

It's just a bomb - really, a bomb sky!!

…

Anti-inflammatory downstairs to save money, 330,000 last time, plus 10,000 2 this time, anti-inflammatory only save an integer.

340,000!!

I have to go back to my hometown in 2 days, and I am not far from buying a house~

Wandering around the street, the smell of the New Year is very strong, but there are also some shop owners who are not short of money, close their doors early, and go back to their hometown for the New Year...

I watched it and was homesick.

However, he would like to meet [Li Yayi] tomorrow~

4 years!!

I liked her for 4 years!!

All along, she has been high in the sky, far away in the sky...

Now, the anti-inflammatory has finally turned over and has a chance...

In the first sentence of the meeting, the anti-inflammatory will gently say to her: "Come, look at my [Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick]..."

Ahem~

Joke...

The future of things, even a powerful system can not be perfectly predicted, when the time comes, the first time we meet, whether it is a spark, or a sauerkraut beef noodle in Laotan~

No one knows.

Now, I can only say that it is this unknown sense of anticipation~ that is more moving~'

On the street, I turned around for a while, and wanted to contact Wang Fatzi and other former college fox friends, but I don't know if it was too many times to cross, I always felt that it was very interesting to brag about drinking beer at the stall together in the past~ KTV battle until dawn, which is particularly interesting~

But now, it feels indifferent.

Perhaps, I really changed a lot unconsciously...

The weather was a little cold, and I shivered at the inflammation, so I bowed my head and went into a small local restaurant, asked for a bowl of beef ramen, and ate it as lunch.

This year's ban on firecrackers is quite serious, but I can still hear the sound of firecrackers in the distance...

"I guess, which bear child is it again~'

'As long as he's not stupid enough to throw a firecracker at the mouth of a sewer well...'

But then again... When I was a child, in the countryside of my hometown, the bear children in the neighborhood were in groups, with a few boxes of matchsticks, torpedoes, two-section ringing, five-section ringing... It's like holding it. ’

Regardless of the thick cotton jacket on his body, it is dirty and not slippery, and there are holes burned during the fire and roasting, revealing a little cheap but practical white cotton...

A group of bear children, mighty past.

Along the way, the chickens and dogs were restless.

What you see, what you fry.

Chickens, ducks, dogs, cows, pigs, birds, rabbits, fish... Snow, stones, bottles, bamboo, water tanks, tiles, cow shit, dog shit, human shit...

"Damn! I can't remember it anymore..."

"The free-flying scene of a match cannon being plugged in, lit, and exploding... It's really hard to eat!!"

However, the memories at that time are really good.

Especially the little fat dun in the village at that time, when a few of them blew up people's toilets, they flew everywhere, and they were caught red-handed by others.

Thereupon!

They all pointed at that hapless little chubby dun in unison, and the end result... Naturally, the poor little chubby dun was beaten no matter how he explained it...

When I got home, I was beaten again~

When I recall it at the moment, I want to laugh~

At that time, they were so bad.

Their little friends, who are still together in elementary school, although not in the same class and grade, but, at least in one school...

But, but when I was in junior high school, I was forced to separate!

After that, high school was even more varied, some got out of school and went south to work...

Some of them couldn't get into a good high school and went to a technical school...

There are also like anti-inflammatory, and the hard work has been forced all the way to the university~

If there is a promising, there is really a promising.

It's like anti-inflammatory, no background, no outstanding grades, no prestigious school graduation certificate... A salted fish, unemployed as soon as he graduates, and a full sling.

"Life is like a dream, just like the system says, although I don't know when I will wake up... But, since you're alive, you have to have a good time—"

Syllable~

Wipe the table with an anti-inflammatory.

"Boss, 10 yuan, don't look for it-"

“……”

The shopkeeper trotted over, looking confused.

"Well, I'm sorry... Guest, the noodles you just ordered were sliced with beef... So, 16 yuan a bowl~"

"Ahem—"

The anti-inflammatory old man blushed, took out another 10 pieces, and threw them over.

"Okay, don't look for it~"

…

Walking down the street home.

The cold wind is howling...

I still can't help but take out my mobile phone, although many of my friends of different ages have lost contact...

For example, in a village...

For example, cousins and cousins in the circle of relatives...

For example, junior high school classmates...

For example, high school classmates...

For example, college classmates...

In different environments, there are always a group of people who used to play very well...

There are a lot of numbers in the mobile phone, but there are really few that can still get through.

Especially, like anti-inflammatory, there are still some house~

Edit a text message: 'Pay attention to keeping warm in winter, wish a happy new year in advance~', and then send it out in a group.

To the surprise of the anti-inflammatory, the first to reply to the text message turned out to be the erotic female anchor...

"Could it be that I just masturbated on her fruit ~ she has a feeling??"

However, anti-inflammatory guess should be that she should be the richest and the most idle...

Immediately afterwards, it was Xu Tingting and Fang Yuanyuan, who replied: I will go back to my hometown tomorrow... And instructed the anti-inflammatory not to send them, otherwise they will cry~

I don't know what to say about anti-inflammatory...

These two sisters, the relationship with themselves is really complicated~

More heart-wrenching than 486 and Rem-

Because, like 486, the obsession in my heart is [Li Yayi]...

Moreover, in real society, a 16-year-old girl is really too young... Anti-inflammatory can touch them and kiss them very pervertedly, but, really let him, follow them back to their house, see the mother-in-law, father-in-law, and seven aunts and eight aunts...

It is estimated that the 24-year-old will have 3 legs broken~

So!

Anti-inflammatory can only reply to them, have a good New Year, Happy New Year, see you next year...

Temporarily~

Anti-inflammatory for them, and it can only be 'the first girl' -

Hey~

However, [Li Yayi] is different, although the actual age of 20 years old on the announcement is only 18 years old, but the 18-year-old girl, take it back to meet her parents, it seems, it is acceptable~

…

After waiting for a while, to the disappointment of anti-inflammatory.

Those who used to be on the roadside, ridges, ponds, behind houses, thatched houses, etc... The friends who fried cow dung together with matchsticks almost didn't reply...

When I opened the mobile phone text message, I found that many group mobile phone text messages were displayed as failures~

"Forget it, this is life..."

"If you give something, you will get it-"

"What is lost is only memories after all... Cherish the present, why remember too much~"

"At least... My heart has arrived..."

Later-

It suddenly occurred to me that I suddenly changed my mobile phone number 2 months ago... (●―●)

…

When I got home, I didn't meet the charter lady downstairs.

Along the way upstairs, there are significantly fewer tenants on the floor by floor... Yes, a lot of them went home for the New Year~

Close the door and pick up the crossing toothbrush.

Let the system start the second crossing today...

"I must complete 2 [Hidden Missions] today-'

…

"It's glaring..."

Knock knock~

What's going on?

How the mountains are shaking...

[Emilia] came back to her senses, oops, me-

When will you be on horseback?

What's even more damning!

Riding a horse alone, 486 not far away was actually held by Rem and rode a dragon horse together.

Looking at the big European pie of Narem, being crushed by that hateful guy in 486, [Amilia] really can't bear it.

She quickly opened the system and found that her [Transformation Card (Monkey King)] had run out~

Unafraid!

Take out 2 (Emilia) transformation cards and craft a (Monkey King) transformation card.

First transform (Monkey King), and then, transform into [Emilia], so that [Amilia] has the ability of Monkey King.

Pluck a monkey hair, turn it into a fake (rem), and throw it to 486... Let it protect 486.

Then, using the Dafa of grafting, he transferred the real Rem to his dragon horse and hugged him into his arms...

Rem was shocked!

Smelling the smell of monkeys on [Emilia], he turned around sharply and found himself in [Emilia]'s arms...

Looking at the bosom, the big blue eyes of Narem kept flashing with surprise and horror.

Emilia bites her little ear directly. "Shhhhhh

As he spoke, a pair of snow-white little hands skillfully put into Rem's skirt, climbed all the way up, and finally, finally boarded the pair of big European pies that countless old drivers of Station B dreamed of.

Two little hands, kneading wildly.

Immediately, Rem and her whole little delicate body fell softly into [Amilia]'s arms.

Rem wanted to struggle, but she, who was smart, immediately understood keenly that the [Emilia] who was now holding herself in her arms was the one who once put the fat ci on her head and licked her frantically Oppai!!

She is not the real Emilia, but she is the most powerful [Emilia], and she can, with her own strength, unscrupulous and very strong [Emilia] who becomes the king-

Face, such [Emilia].

Rem can't resist...

This [Emilia] kneaded her Oupai into any shape, and before she could enjoy it, she began to stick out her little tongue, licking her Rem's snow-white neck, and then all the way up, and finally, biting tightly on her Rem's ruddy little mouth...

Crazy sucking, the sweetness in her little mouth...

Even, more than last time... Put your little tongue into her Rem's little mouth and start grabbing her Rem's shy little tongue...