"Zhao Wulai Duan***!" At this time, I don't know who shouted.

"*** It's outdated, Zhao Wu, learn from the Jin family class, come to the hot one!"

……

A large group of people coaxed, and the others didn't hear the smell, so they just joined in the fun and followed the coaxing.

Zhao Wu and his wife glanced at each other, and finally said, "Okay, you wait for me and put on makeup!"

After speaking, Zhao Wu went backstage, this time it was a little long, just when everyone was about to lose patience, Zhao Wu came out, got a birthday hat to buy a cake on his head, a bed sheet on his body, and a mop in his hand, and walked out slowly.

When Zhao Wu's wife saw it, she immediately knew what Zhao Wu was going to play, sighed helplessly, and then smiled: "You dead ghost, you went to get it for a long time, and you got such a thing." What are you?"

"Can't you see this?" asked Zhao Wuyi with a mop.

"I can't see it, what are you?"

"The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Zhao Wuyi raised his head and said proudly.

"Smack!" The voice was Cailuo, Zhao Wu's wife raised her hand and slapped it, and Zhao Wu's hat flew away, and scolded: "You can pull it down, you are still Tang Seng? Your brother-in-law who sat down on the white dragon horse is almost the same!"

"What's that?" Zhao Wu picked up his hat, put it back on, and asked.

"White Dragon Donkey!" Zhao Wu's wife arrived.

Zhao Wu: "......"

"Don't talk about that, let's get it right. From now on, you are the king of the daughter country, I play Tang Seng, I want to leave the daughter country, you stay with me. Zhao Wudao.

"Why do you stay?" asked Zhao Wu's wife with a puzzled expression.

"What do you say...... A woman keeps a man, why do you say to stay? "Zhao Wufei gave two eyes that you know, everyone understands.

A whistle immediately came to mind below: "Take off one!"

Zhao Wu's wife glared at everyone and said, "What are you talking about? I am the king of the daughter country, and I am disciplined!" Then he turned around, his eyes floated up, and said: "Oh, Tang Yijia, don't go, people still want to give you a monkey......

"Stop!" Zhao Wu hurriedly shouted to stop.

"What are you doing, why did you stop?" asked Zhao Wu's wife.

"No, I asked you to play the king of the daughter country, not to let you play the fox spirit, can you be serious? Also, you don't need to give birth to a monkey, the poor monk has one with him, it's annoying enough, don't do it anymore. Zhao Wudao.

Zhao Wu's wife gave him a blank look and came again.

"Female benefactor. Zhao Wudao.

"Gaha?" asked Zhao Wu's wife.

"Stop!"

"What's wrong again?"

"The Tang monk is going to the southwest, why do you open your mouth and give the whole northeast? What's the matter? The king of the daughter country is the northeast......?

"Do it all over again. ”

……

"Female benefactor, the poor monk is leaving. ”

"Where are you going?"

"In this case, come on, prepare wreaths and paper money for the master, and tie two beautiful goblins. ”

"Stop! I'm going to the West to learn the scriptures, not to die! What wreaths, paper money? Am I that kind of person? But ...... You've got to be pretty with that goblin. ”

"What's the matter, do you still want to find Xiao San?" Zhao Wu's wife suddenly became angry, crossed her waist, and said angrily.

Zhao Wu hurriedly arrived: "Wife, don't take it seriously, aren't we acting." ”

"Oh, I almost forgot. Continue ......"

"Female benefactor, the poor monk is really leaving. ”

"Brother Yu, are you just leaving?"

"Hmm. ”

"Don't you miss something?"

"Nostalgia. ”

"What's nostalgic?"

Zhao Wuthief looked at the king's chest and said seriously: "Steamed bun ......"

Poof! The red boy squirted a mouthful of water instantly, but there was a cheer below.

Fang Zheng's brows furrowed tightly, making such a joke about the classics, he really didn't know what to say. I always feel uncomfortable......

"How many do you want?" the king did not seem to understand.

Zhao Wudao: "Four, two white-faced big steamed buns, two red-hearted small steamed buns." ”

"Smack!" the king raised his hand and slapped him.

"What are you doing?" Zhao Wu shouted.

"You're a Tang monk, you're a demon in the color, right? Is there a Tang monk like you?"

"What should Tang Seng be like?"

"What do you say? I can't do it like this, do it all over again!"

"Brother Yu, go so far, let's take some entanglement. ”

"No, poor monk, go all the way west, with the circus. Walking monkeys and training pigs, if you can't do it, you can also let Wujing go to do some short-term work for others, wash clothes, boil water, carry burdens or something, and there is no shortage of money. ...... is missing."

"What's missing?"

"There is a lack of a woman to warm the quilt, you see, do you want to give two palace maids?"

"QNMLGB, are you Tang Seng? Your brain is full of sperm, right?"

"Why don't you Tang Seng? My equipment is pirated, and people can't pirate it?"

"Get out!" Zhao Wu's wife raised her leg with a kick, and Zhao Wu slid out more than two meters away and rolled to the ground......

The crowd below applauded again, and at the same time, someone shouted: "It's not exciting! Zhao Wu is more exciting!"

"Let's have some routines for the Jin family!"

"That's it, shout daddy!"

"Aren't all wives shared?"

"Haha......"

The people began to heckle again, and the scene was filled with chaotic laughter.

Although Zhao Wu and his wife were wearing heavy makeup, Fang Zheng still saw that the expressions of the two people were a little unnatural.

Zhao Wudao: "From the Jin family's class, I won't." ”

"Don't you want to act, do you? It's too faceless, right? People give you money, and that's it. I really don't dare to invite you in the future, so I might as well invite someone from the Jin family class. Someone shouted.

Zhao Wu's face suddenly became a lot gloomy.

Zhao Wu's wife hurriedly went over and kicked Zhao Wudao: "What do you want? ”

"This is good! haha......"

"Zhao Wu, get into your stomach!"

"Seek relief!"

"If you don't take it off, you can't get into it. ”

……

Zhao Wu and his wife glanced at each other, gritted their teeth, and got up to act.

Fang Zheng saw this and shook his head slightly. If there were still some expectations at the beginning, although Tang Seng played a spoof, he did not break through the moral bottom line after all, but in the back, there is basically no morality at all, although he did not really take off his clothes. But all kinds of flirting, explicit words, and explicit actions have become the kind of two-person turn that Fang Zheng watched at the beginning. What was played later, Fang Zheng didn't watch it, but lowered his eyelids and read the scriptures silently.

The squirrel was ashamed to burrow into Fangzheng's clothes and couldn't live or die, and the lone wolf lay there watching with relish, and from time to time roared with two voices.

Red Boy's eyes were white, and it was obvious that he didn't like this kind of spicy performance.

The monkeys followed Fang Zheng and chanted the scriptures together.

However, this is only the beginning, and the further back you go, the bigger the scale.

In the end, Fang Zheng couldn't stand it anymore, got up, and left the place. Behind the school is a windbreak forest, the woods are not wide, only three rows of birches with new branches growing under the birches, more than a meter high. Fang Zheng walked and walked, and walked into the woods, standing in the woods, listening to the birds, and felt a lot more comfortable.

PS: It's okay, I wrote some out overnight and updated it on time today. I don't need to change it, I'm going to the hospital, hey......