"Brother-in-law, what are you thinking, people are talking about the Condor Heroes!" The little devil saw that Wang Dadong seemed to have misunderstood him, and immediately said with a red face.

"What? God...... Poetry, I have to educate you, how can you watch such vulgar films, God...... Even if you look at the two books, the East Y fever is better than that thing!"

Wang Dadong said earnestly.

"Brother-in-law, it's the Condor Heroes! Yang Guo Xiaolongnu!" The little witch was almost speechless.

For this brother-in-law, it's really obscene, the Condor Heroes, it can also be said to be a god...... Foolish.

"Uh...... So that's the case?" Wang Dadong touched his nose in embarrassment, why did he hear the Condor Heroes as gods...... Foolish.

"Brother-in-law, what do you mean by Dong Y Re and the two Bendao?" the little witch asked evilly.

"Well, it's hot in the East, it's Y day in Tokyo, and it's also hot. Wang Dadong explained far-fetchedly.

The little witch suddenly twitched, Nima, this brother-in-law is really shameless enough to explain Dong Y fever like this, so she asked again: "What about the two books?"

"Two Tao books are two books that contain a lot of knowledge and truth!"

"Brother-in-law, are you sure it contains a lot of knowledge, not a lot of postures? I read a lot, don't try to lie to me. ”

It turned out that this little devil also knew about the existence of Dong Y Re and the two main ways.

Nima, do you call reading a lot? You call watching a lot of movies!

Maybe you've reached the yard in front of you, and you're already ...... in your heart realm.

Today's college students, I'm really bad at studying.

"I said you still can't learn?" Wang Dadong hurriedly diverted the topic, he always felt that he was already the best in obscenity, but he didn't expect this to be the ancestor in obscenity.

"Learn!" Wang Dadong patted Lin Shi'er on the shoulder.

"That's it?"

"Well, it's over, otherwise what else do you want?" Wang Dadong rolled his eyes and said.

"Brother-in-law, you shouldn't be lying to me, why don't I feel anything?" Lin Shi'er was a little unconvinced.

Doesn't it take a long time to practice on TV?

"How can you not feel it, if you feel it carefully, is it a hot feeling on your left chest?" asked Wang Dadong.

"Hey, really, it's hot. ”

"I didn't lie to you. ”

"Well, brother-in-law is the best, teach me to walk in an instant. ”

"Don't worry, pass on your internal strength today, let you get used to it, and then teach you to step in an instant tomorrow, otherwise your body can't stand it, in case you go crazy and the meridians are broken, you will bang and blow up. ”

The little devil was a little unwilling, but as soon as he heard that he would explode with a bang, he immediately gave up the idea of learning instantaneously immediately.

"Okay, you sleep well tonight, feel the existence of internal force carefully, and you will be able to perform a momentary step tomorrow. After Wang Dadong finished speaking, he left Lin Shi'er's room.

"Hey, little devil, see if I don't kill you!"

The moment Wang Dadong turned around, an extremely evil expression suddenly appeared on his face.

As soon as she got out of the door of the little devil, the female boss came back.

"Wife, are you back?" Wang Dadong ran over to help the female boss carry his bag.

"Where's Shishi?"

"I've slept. ”

"Went to bed so early, didn't you have to play until eleven or twelve o'clock before?" The female boss was a little strange, but she didn't ask much, Lin Shi'er went to bed early, it was always a good thing.

"Wife, are you tired, how about I give you a massage?" Wang Dadong was still thinking about last night, he was so unwilling, he could enjoy his wife's hand skills when he saw it, but he was all disturbed by the little devil.

"Not tonight, I'm a little tired and want to take a shower and sleep. Lin Shiyan said with a tired face.

"Well, good night wife. Wang Dadong said a little unpleasantly.

Sure enough, the opportunity is no longer lost, and if you want to go to the female boss's bed in the future, I'm afraid it won't be so easy.

Early the next morning, at six o'clock, Lin Shier came over to shake him.

"Brother-in-law, wake up!"

"Don't make a fuss, let me sleep a little longer!" Wang Dadong rolled over and continued to sleep.

"Brother-in-law, you can't get up, if you don't get up, I'm going to lift the quilt. ”

"Let's lift it, let's talk about it first, I'm asleep, I'm scared and irresponsible!" Wang Dadong snorted in a daze.

"Che, I don't believe it...... Ah, brother-in-law, you scoundrel!"

Wang Dadong hurriedly grabbed the quilt and surrounded himself, "Damn, you really lifted it!"

"Ah, then you're really L!" The little witch looked aggrieved, who knew that this guy would strip himself naked when he slept.

Also, my brother-in-law's one is so big, it's really scared to death of the baby.

"Shishi, you don't sleep early in the morning, are you going to make a fuss?" Wang Dadong yawned, can't he let people sleep well?

"No, no, brother-in-law, take a look!"

"See what?"

"Look at me, it looks like something is wrong. The little witch looked anxious.

"No problem?" Wang Dadong swallowed.

"There's a problem, brother-in-law, take a closer look!" the little witch was about to cry.

So, Wang Dadong looked carefully, and after looking at it for a while, he finally found the problem.

"Like, the one on the left is bigger than the one on the right. ”

"That's it, wake up in the morning, that's it, brother-in-law, I'm not going crazy, right?"

Wang Dadong nodded, "Very likely." ”

"No, right? I practiced according to the mantra you taught me last night. ”

"Will you read me the mantra?"

"Two little bees fly, in the flowers, left fly, right fly, left fly, right fly, left fly, left fly......"

Hearing Lin Shi'er reciting the mantra, Wang Dadong was almost laughed at, he was just teasing the little witch, but he didn't expect the little witch to really do it.

"Where is this Nima mantra, it is clearly a children's song. ”

After listening, Wang Dadong deliberately straightened his face.

"What's wrong, brother-in-law, am I not reading it right?"

Wang Dadong nodded solemnly, "Well, it's really wrong, it was originally a left Feifei and a right Feifei, but you read Zuofeifei a few more times, so the steamed bun on the left is bigger than the one on the right." ”

"Huh, what should I do then?" Lin Shi'er was in a hurry, "In this way, how can you go out to meet people?"

"This is easy to do, why don't you just add a cushion to the right? Wang Dadong came up with an idea.

Hehe, little devil, I know that my brother-in-law is amazing, see if you dare to act in front of your brother-in-law in the future.

"The mat can only solve a temporary need, I want to be like this for the rest of my life, how can I get married?"

Wang Dadong looked at the little devil's frowning, and he was happy in his heart!

But he said quietly on his face: "Shishi, in fact, you don't have to worry, I still have a way to recover you." ”

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