"Master, your state just now seems to be as empty as a mirror, and you have only entered the Tao, right?" asked the red boy.

Fang Zheng said: "Yes, this is also the most difficult state to master. ”

The red boy narrowed his eyes and said, "Master, I have a way that may help you." ”

Fang Zheng said in surprise: "Do you have a way?"

Red Boy said: "There is a saying on the Internet, I tell you ......"

The red boy leaned into Fang Zheng's ear and whispered something.

The next moment, Fang Zheng rode a lone wolf, caught the salted fish, and shouted: "Pure heart, you stop for me!"

The red boy ran away......

A chase battle broke out.

The squirrel asked the monkey with a cute face: "Senior brother, what did you say, what did the fourth junior brother say? Master's head turned red into boiled eggs." ”

The monkey said: "I don't know, one sentence actually made the master angry." The fourth junior brother is getting farther and farther on the road to death, I can't wait!"

The squirrel said, "...... Junior brother, if you can't wait, you can chase after it. ”

There were black lines on the monkey's head for an instant, and he said, "I'm talking about ancient texts." ”

The squirrel said in surprise: "Senior brother, when did you learn to be an advisor?"

Monkey: "Senior brother, can we focus on the key points?"

Squirrel: "Okay, what did we just say?"

Monkey: "......"

……

Fangzheng was out of the customs, and the news was like a small storm, blowing in all directions, and as more and more people participated, the storm became bigger and bigger.

Perhaps because of the concern of Fangzheng, the first divine monk and crooked monk, as well as the supernatural powers, the thieves who came to the mountain to steal things were suddenly gone.

Or is it ......

"Big brother, there are so many people, can we go up alive?" A thief looked up at the mountain road where the black pressure was pressed and moved for a long time, and asked bitterly.

The eldest brother touched his head and said, "I don't know if I can go up alive, I'm afraid that when I come down, I will all die of old age...... Forget it, let's go back first, and wait until the heat is over. ”

……

"Oh, is there anyone else beating us up for the idea of the temple?" Fang Zheng asked with a little surprise, when he was YDL again, he made such a fuss, not only to force the other party to admit his mistake, but also to show his strength.

Sure enough, after that incident, there were almost no more people playing insidious tricks.

I thought that this matter would come to an end, but as a result, there were still people who came to make trouble.

Red Boy said: "Yes, listen to the meaning of those thieves, it should be from country M." Master, let me go, give me three days, and make sure that all the people who mess around there will be thrown into the pot for him to stew. ”

Fang Zheng glanced at him and said, "Don't just think about using force, killing people or something." That's not what a Buddhist disciple should think. ”

The red boy said, "Master, then let's just stare at it and look at it?"

Fang Zheng said: "The Buddha said: Don't kill, but you can disgust him." ”

Xianyu suddenly raised his head and said, "Master, which Buddha said that? I have been in front of the Buddha for so many years, and I have not ......."

Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows and asked, "Huh?"

Salted fish immediately came back to his senses and said, "I remember, the Buddha did say this back then, and I remember it deeply." ”

Fang Zheng said: "You see, the Buddha said so, so this matter is decided." You go out, let the poor monk think carefully, and be quiet. ”

Red Boy and the others immediately retreated.

The squirrel asked in confusion, "Senior brother, junior brothers, isn't Master going to disgust them? Why did he let us out? What is he going to do?"

The lone wolf said: "I guess I'm suffocating the water." ”

The monkey nodded......

……

Fang Zheng sat in the room and thought about it, he could personally go to country M to make trouble.

But Fang Zheng has been running outside every day during this time, and he is already tired of running, and he doesn't really want to go out.

At this moment, Fang Zheng glanced at the mobile phone that the red boy had returned, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he muttered: "Since the poor monk can crawl along the phone line, then...... Hey. ”

Fang Zheng smiled, took the mobile phone, and said, "Mobile phone, can you dial the phone number of the president of country M?"

"I have searched the mobile phone of the president of country M, do you want to dial it now?"

When Fang Zheng heard this, he snapped his fingers, and sure enough, this smartphone is awesome!

Anti-hacking, anti-hacking, and being a hacker!

Twelve likes!

Fang Zheng said: "Dial over, the poor monk wants to talk to him." ”

After a burst of ringtones......

"Hello, I'm Bukepp, President of Country M. ”

When Fang Zheng heard it, he really got through, and he was a little excited.

In line with the 5,000-year-old civilization of China and the years of being a civilized child, he cleared his throat and said in a gentle tone: "Hello Mr. President, I am the abbot of Huaxia Yizhi Temple, and the poor monk is looking for you......"

"Sorry, I don't know you, hang up first. ”

Then the opposite side hangs.

Fang Zheng's expression suddenly froze in place, and then said, "Keep dialing." ”

"Hello, I am the abbot of Huaxia Yizhi Temple, Fangzheng. "Founder Road.

"I warn you, don't bother me anymore! It's my private break, don't take any phone calls!" said Bukpp, outraged!

Then, Bukpp hung up again.

Fangzheng's face was black, and his heart said, this is not for me to say the right thing!

Keep calling!

"Boy, you're harassing a conversation between a president and a beautiful lady! I'm angry that you're doing that!" said Bukpp as soon as he picked up the phone.

Fang Zheng said: "Boy, can you listen to me?"

"Are you a beauty?" asked Bukpp.

"No, just listen to the voice. Fang replied truthfully.

"Goodbye then!" Bukpu hung up decisively.

Fang Zheng scratched his bald head and scolded in his heart: "Nima's, what kind of president is this?

Keep calling!

This time, Fang Zheng didn't wait for the other side to speak, he said first: "Mr. Bukepu, the poor monk has a lot of evidence that your people instructed some people to come to the poor monk's mountain behind his back to steal things. You don't care about this?"

"Are you from Country M?" asked Bukpp.

Fang Zheng said: "No, I am from Huaxia. ”

Bukpu said: "Then you go to your Huaxia government, and don't harass me anymore! This is the last warning, otherwise the FBI will come to you!"

Fang Zheng was also angry and asked, "Are you the head of Huaxia No. 1?"

"No," Bukpu said. ”

"Then who are you scaring about? I don't know who instructed them, so I have to look for you, the president. If you don't solve it for me, I'll keep calling you!" Fang Zheng threatened.

Fang Zheng also thought about finding the Huaxia government, but this matter involves the problem of crossing, and Huaxia can't do anything about it.

As for asking for help diplomatically?

Fang Zheng knows very well that with the urine sex of country M, they will never care!

Moreover, a person who can afford so much money is definitely not a simple person in country M, and it is possible to have hands and eyes to the sky.