Chapter 200: The Cripple Uncle of the Cow Pi
"What are you, me, and hell, I'm just an ordinary lame old man!"
The light in Uncle Cripple's eyes flashed, and he pouted, and waved his fist lightly!
"No ......!"
Looking at this seemingly fluttering fist, Chen Xuantong let out a desperate roar!
Now.
It's not that he doesn't want to dodge.
It's just that the qi machine in his body has been firmly locked by Uncle Cripple, and there is no way to hide at all!
"Poof!"
A very strange sound rang out.
I saw that Uncle Cripple's fist hit Chen Xuantong's head directly,
The hard skull, in front of Uncle Cripple's fist, seemed to have no obstacle at all, and the whole fist was like hitting a piece of butter, and it was deeply sunken in an instant!
"Plop!"
A muffled thud rang out.
I saw that Chen Xuantong, who was still arrogant just now, turned into a corpse and fell to the ground unwillingly!
"Da Da Da ......"
There was a sharp sound of teeth fighting.
I saw that the eight-character beard was like seeing a ghost, and he looked at the lame uncle in horror.
Who is this lame old man who is sacred?
Such a powerful hall master, in front of him, was like papier-mâché!
"Mo Yuan, this thing with a mustache, do you want me to help you clean it up?"
The lame uncle glanced at his mustache, then turned his head and asked.
"Uh...... Ahh
At this time, Mo Yuan had just recovered from the shock, and subconsciously nodded.
Although I knew before that Uncle Cripple was very powerful, I never thought that Uncle Cripple would be so strong?
The voice did not fall.
"Bang!"
A muffled sound sounded.
I saw that the lame uncle kicked lightly, and directly kicked the head of the mustache away from the body!
"Gollum ......"
Look at the head that rolls on the ground like a leather ball.
Gao Haoran and the others immediately swallowed their saliva involuntarily.
Where did your boss know this kind of fierce man?
"Haha...... That's it!
The lame uncle slapped his palms gently, walked to Mo Yuan's side with a smile on his face, and said, "Stinky boy, I've already completed the task, what about your monkey drunk and Baihua brew?"
"Uh...... Cripple uncle, don't worry, I promised you that there will be no shortage of bottles, can you let us go in and heal the injury first?"
Mo Yuan was stunned for a moment, then raised his broken right arm with a wry smile and spoke.
"Hmm...... Okay, anyway, you kid is quite capable of causing trouble, he has just reached the early stage of the Ming Realm, and he has provoked the powerhouse of the early stage of dark energy! Do you really think that you are the protagonist and have an immortal body?"
After hesitating for a while, the lame uncle nodded, said yes, and immediately helped Mo Yuan up again, and walked towards the central villa while opening his mouth to bury the road.
"Hey...... Didn't I calculate accurately, lame uncle, will you come and save me?"
Mo Yuan suddenly said with some embarrassment.
At this time, Mu Wanqing, Gao Linlin, Zhu Lingli and others all quickly greeted them.
sent Mo Yuan and others to the emergency room.
After a simple bandaging treatment.
Mo Yuan said to Mu Wanqing: "Go to my secret room, get a bottle of Baihua Brew and a bottle of monkey to get drunk! Today, I must have a good drink with Uncle Cripple!"
"Huh, you're hurt like this, and you still have to drink?"
Mu Wanqing immediately frowned and shouted.
"Hey...... It's okay, this wine is not ordinary wine, drink some in moderation, but it will be good for my injury!"
Mo Yuan smiled slightly and said.
And the lame uncle on the side also nodded again and again, and said: "This hundred flowers are drunk with monkeys, but it is a wonderful medicine for healing! Drinking a little will help the healing of injuries! It can also enhance your physique, you can also drink a little!"
Then, as if thinking of something, he said politely: "I don't need you to go, you tell me where the secret room is, I'll go and get it!"
"Uh...... Let's go get it!"
Thinking of the sneaky appearance of the lame uncle in the past, Mo Yuan hesitated for a moment and spoke.
"Okay, you guys wait a minute, I'll go and tell the kitchen to prepare more good food!"
Mu Wanqing nodded immediately, turned around, and walked downstairs.
"Big boss, don't forget my roasted whole beef!"
The big dog, who was bandaging his wounds, suddenly barked.
"Got it......"
Mu Wanqing's voice came from afar.
Less than half an hour.
Mo Yuan, with a bandage hanging from his right hand, sat on the main seat and opened a bottle of Baihua Brew.
Suddenly, a refreshing aroma of wine filled the entire hall.
"Boom ......!"
The lame uncle on the side immediately swallowed his saliva, and his eyes were a little straight.
"Boss, you're too stingy, aren't you? There are so many of us, you have prepared two bottles of wine!"
Gao Haoran on the side immediately pursed his lips.
"It's not that I'm stingy, the main thing is that I don't have a few bottles of this wine now! What's more, this wine has great stamina, and ordinary people will get drunk after drinking a small glass! If you don't think the wine is enough, go to my wine warehouse and move it yourself, what Moutai, Wuliangye, Lafite's drink as you like!"
Mo Yuan smiled slightly and explained.
"Is this wine so powerful?"
Gao Haoran suddenly said with some disapproval.
"Wait and you'll know!"
After finishing speaking, Mo Yuan poured a small glass per person, no more, no less, and just finished pouring a bottle of wine.
Xuan even raised his glass, stood up, and said, "Come! This first cup, we have to pay a good salute to Uncle Cripple! If it weren't for Uncle Cripple today, maybe we would have been wiped out!"
"Yes, yes, yes...... Thank you Uncle Cripple for your help!"
Gao Haoran and the others also raised their wine glasses, stood up, and spoke loudly.
"Okay, okay! Don't talk so much, do you want to kill me? You really want to thank me, just invite me to drink more wine in the future!"
The lame uncle picked up the wine glass and looked at it greedily, the wine in the glass, but before the other person's toast was finished, he was embarrassed to drink it first, and suddenly he was a little impatient.
"Giggle...... Cripple uncle, don't worry, we don't have many of this special wine, but there are good wines on the market, you can drink whatever you want!"
Mu Wanqing immediately covered her mouth and chuckled.
"Okay, that's enough for you, let's drink it quickly!"
The lame uncle smiled bitterly and said.
"Okay!
Mo Yuan suddenly shouted, and then drank a full cup of Baihua Brew into his stomach.
Suddenly, a refreshing pleasure instantly cleanses the body. It made Mo Yuan feel an indescribable refreshment, as if the pain in his right hand had improved a little.
And the others, like Mo Yuan, directly killed a full cup of Baihua Brew.
"This wine is really delicious!"
Gao Haoran's eyes suddenly lit up.
Then he stared at the other bottle of monkey on the table and got drunk!
"Don't drink so hard in the next cup! Otherwise, you won't know how to get drunk!"
Mo Yuan immediately smiled slightly and reminded, and then drew a scoop according to the gourd, and separated the monkey drunk.
"Is this wine really that powerful? I don't believe it! Two glasses can make me drunk!"
Gao Haoran immediately opened his mouth without believing in evil, and then drunk the monkey again!
"Hmm...... This wine tastes good, too!"
The stomach under the wine, like a raging fire, began to gently burn the impurities in the body, and this warm feeling made Gao Haoran very comfortable.
However, the voice just fell.
A violent sense of alcohol surged into his head, and Gao Haoran, who had a good amount of alcohol, actually pounced, and fell asleep directly on the table!
"Brother, are you alright?"
Gao Xiaoyun, whose cheeks were flushed and was already a little drunk, immediately screamed when he saw that his brother was so drunk.
"It's okay, it's okay, let's keep drinking! Big dog, you throw this thing aside, save it and wait to stink us!"
Mo Yuan suddenly waved his hand slightly and spoke.
"Oh!
After the big dog took a bite of monkey drunkenness, he grabbed Gao Haoran's collar and threw him out, just falling on the sofa!
"Brother Moyuan, why do you say that my brother will stink us to death?"
Gao Xiaoyun suddenly asked with some confusion.
"Because these two kinds of wine, if you drink it for the first time, it has the effect of washing the essence and removing the marrow, and it will expel the excess impurities in our body through sweat! And that black sweat is really stinky! So wait until you don't get drunk directly, and no one will help you take a bath!"
Mo Yuan smiled slightly and explained.
"What!?, we're feeling a little drunk now, and we can't drink anymore!Let's go back to our room and get ready to take a shower......"
After hearing Mo Yuan's words, Mu Wanqing and the others immediately put it down, only drank a small half of the cup, turned around and ran upstairs!
Because by this time, they had already seen fine black sweat begin to break out on their arms.
Looking at the rest of the wine drunk by the women, Uncle Cripple's eyes suddenly lit up, and he stood up and stretched out his hands like lightning.
Immediately, all the wine glasses were in front of him.
"Hey...... If you can't finish drinking this wine, you can't waste it, I'm just still worried, I can't drink enough!"
After saying that, of course, I didn't let it, but I started drinking.
"By the way, lame uncle, why aren't you in the devil's training camp anymore?"
Mo Yuan asked with some curiosity.