Chapter 12: This Teacher Is Too Funny

Both of them were admitted to InBev University with their own strength, and because of this, they became more and more emotional.

"Sister Rong Rong, this person is good. Grasp it, it's a real talent and it's different from the flies of the past, hehe. Ye Xiaoyu stabbed Mao Rongrong below, and then teased her mischievously.

"Xiaoyu, what nonsense. Why do you always like to push me? I don't think you like it. Mao Rongrong knew Ye Xiaoyu's character too well, and whispered.

"You like it if you say you like it, but I do like it a little, I thought Sister Rong Rong was the same as me, hehe. Ye Xiaoyu covered her mouth and said with a smile.

"If you like it, you can like it, don't always pull me. I don't like it. ”

"Oh, then let's investigate it first to see if he has the ability to impress Sister Rong Rong's heart. ”

"What's my business?"

"Sister Rongrong, if you like it too, so that the two of us can marry the same person in the future and be good sisters for a lifetime. ”

Mao Rongrong almost didn't faint by Ye Xiaoyu, if it weren't for the class, she would have to clean up this crazy girl Ye Xiaoyu dare to say anything. At this time, above the classroom, and Lin Feng's French was indeed infinitely attractive, Mao Rongrong secretly glared at Ye Xiaoyu and no longer paid attention to her.

Ye Xiaoyu looked at Mao Rongrong's appearance, pursed her lips happily and snickered.

"Teacher Lin, how did you learn French, how did you learn it so well?" asked a cheerful girl, the first question.

"It's nothing, on a desert island, in front of a computer, just learn and learn. Lin Feng replied in French.

Listening to Lin Feng's answer, everyone's heads were a little messy, how could there be a computer on a desert island??? just learning French in front of a computer was so ungodly?

Because if everyone could learn French like Lin Feng on the computer, there would be no one in the school for a long time, how could it be so easy to learn French!

"Mr. Lin, how can there be a computer on a desert island?" asked one of them, a little unconvinced.

"Nothing, found on the ships that sank nearby after hitting the reef. Lin Feng replied simply.

"Mr. Lin, what do you mean by desert island, what are you doing on a desert island?" Ye Xiaoyu was interested in this question and asked a question in French.

"Oh, I went out to sea to play, and inexplicably was blown to an island by a strange gust of wind, and stayed on the island for 5 years, and in these five years, I learned the magic skills of the world, the ability to survive, the killing skills, the hundreds of schools, astronomical geography, divination, astrology, chess, calligraphy and painting, multi-Chinese and so on. Lin Feng said with a smile, the old man said that honesty is a kind of power, so if he can't say it, he won't answer directly, and he doesn't care if he can say it.

And with his current understanding of human nature, he knows that there are some things that no one will believe even if you tell the truth, so he never minds telling the truth about this kind of thing.

In today's society, if you tell the truth, it is the best cover-up, because they will think of something else.

It's just that...... He found that after finishing speaking, the students below were stunned.

Because this sentence is too long and contains too many meanings, the students below don't seem to understand it.

Lin Feng walked directly to the blackboard and wrote down two paragraphs, one in French and the other in Chinese.

At this time, everyone completely understood what Lin Feng said just now, and they didn't blame them, idioms are difficult to translate in foreign languages. The French they learn is only basic, and even if they learn better, it is just a simple conversation, which is the result of their own efforts and years of learning.

"Your teacher, I have lived on the island for five years, learning the skills of the world's gods, survival ability, killing skills, hundreds of schools, astronomy, geography, divination, astrology, chess, calligraphy and painting, multi-Chinese, etc., now everyone understands. Lin Feng explained to everyone again in Chinese, as a teacher, he felt that this should be the case.

Leng Mei finally couldn't put her mind at ease, and the meeting over there went for a while, so she hurriedly came out and rushed to the French department, because she really didn't worry about this side and what Lin Feng's lecture would become......

Although I know Lin Feng's French standard, lecturing is two things after all, and the current students are not so easy to teach, they are not as obedient as primary school students.

Coincidentally, when Lin Feng said this, Leng Mei happened to rush to the door of classroom 303 and heard Lin Feng's words.

Is it possible to stay on an island for 5 years???

He has learned so many things, what is he talking about, is it to open up the situation and joke with everyone, but he doesn't look like he's joking.

Leng Mei thought about Lin Feng's words, and brought him a big question, a big exclamation, questioning how it was possible to stay on the island alone for 5 years, and marveled that Lin Feng could actually translate these four words into French perfectly.

As for what Lin Feng said, such as the world's magic skills, survivability, killing skills, etc., Leng Mei didn't think it was true at all.

Originally, when we met for the first time, I felt that Lin Feng was very mysterious, but now it feels even more mysterious. Everything about Lin Feng seems to be a mystery that can never be solved.

Although the first reaction in her heart was not to believe it, but then Leng Mei immediately thought of the multi-Chinese language spoken in Lin Feng's words, others did not know but Leng Mei had personally learned it. She absolutely believed in Lin Feng's achievements and talent in language, but ......

If this Lin Feng is really like he said, he can still speak French so well after living on the island for 5 years, and he will be proficient in so many languages, and he will learn others... He's talking like a novel......

No, something more exaggerated than a novel.

God, he's still not human. How could there be such a complicated experience?!

At this moment, Leng Mei stood at the door, listening to Lin Feng's lecture and stopped, her heart was in turmoil.

"Boom ......" and after Lin Feng said these words again in Mandarin above the classroom, there was a brief silence below, and then it was like an explosion.

Some laughed, some were shocked, and even more dismissive, all kinds of expressions.

"Wow, really, the teacher has been on the island alone for five years and has learned so many things, it's amazing. ”

"You girls only believe this kind of thing, and you don't make up stories to deceive people. ”

"I must have said this deliberately to create a classroom effect. ”

"Who did he think he was, he was so awesome as he said, he had stopped teaching here for a long time. ”

…………

You look at me and say anything.

Of course, most people just took it as a joke, and said in their hearts, this teacher is so funny, what age is it, how can there be such a thing.

is also a miracle and a killing skill, why doesn't he say that he can fly away and control an alien spaceship.

This teacher is also too funny, and such an outrageous thing can be thought of.

Only Ye Xiaoyu was more curious, she didn't know if it was because of her personality or because it was more pleasing to look at this young Teacher Lin, staring at Lin Feng carefully with big eyes, and her intuition told her that Lin Feng didn't seem to be joking, so she couldn't help but continue to ask in French: "Teacher Lin, are what you said true? You really stayed on a desert island for 5 years, and... And what you said?"

In her opinion, it is possible to stay on a desert island for 5 years, but after learning the magic skills of the world, the survivability killing skills are not reliable.

"It's true, everything I know is learned on the island. Lin Feng continued to speak truthfully in French.

"Oh, that's great, I haven't heard of the live-action version of Robinson Crusoe yet, you can tell us about it" Ye Xiaoyu suddenly asked Lin Feng happily in French, as happy as if he had discovered a new continent.

The surrounding classmates are very curious, especially the majority of girls, even if they feel impossible in their hearts, they also want to listen to the live French version of "Robinson Crusoe", this is still very interesting, one by one pricked up their ears and listened carefully to Lin Feng's words, not wanting to lose such a precious opportunity.

The point is that listening to Lin Feng speak in beautiful French, they feel that it is a kind of enjoyment, as for the truth or falsehood, it is the same as the things in the text or the news, the truth does not seem to be so important.

Of course, more people smiled disdainfully, and said to see how you make it up.

"The life on the island is very hard, and I work hard every day to fill my stomach......" Lin Feng's elegant French voice brought everyone into an island world.

"Mr. Lin, it's boring to be alone on the island, isn't it?" a boy asked aloud in French, and the last laugh seemed a little obscene, apparently thinking of something else.

"yes, but sometimes it's exciting, like hunting sharks. ”

"Sharks, have you killed sharks????" One girl was surprised to forget to use French, and kept covering her mouth with her hands, unable to believe it was real. When the other students heard this, they also made their eyes wider.

The sharks in the movie are all cannibalistic, who dares to hunt sharks and don't want to live......?!

People go hunting sharks,.

"Yes, one time, I couldn't find anything to eat at the beach, so I swam a little into the sea, and somehow a shark appeared and came at me. When Lin Feng said this, he deliberately stopped, and the nervous hearts of his classmates were suspended, and everyone was nervous when they listened, staring at Lin Feng with a nervous and surprised expression, wanting him to hurry up and talk about the future.

"Later, when I couldn't dodge, I could only float there motionless. As it passed the closest part of my body, I moved my hands into the shark's gills, stirring desperately in them. ”

Lin Feng stopped here again, and everyone was also annoyed, why was it always stuck in key places.

"What about later? Hurry up. Everyone's hearts are hanging. Ye Xiaoyu was nervous and excited, staring at Lin Feng and forgetting to use French, and urged directly. They have already been brought into it by Lin Feng, just like listening to a story, it doesn't matter if the story is fairy tale or fantasy or science fiction, the thrill there makes them feel like they are there.