Eleven, eight cups of water

"No! I know!" Fan Nanping said in surprise.

Jiang Shuiyuan raised his eyebrows: "Please advise!"

Fan Nanping said carefully: "The poem is 'Leaning on the Biyun Pavilion under the guise of wine', from Zhao Yi's "Early Spring in the South of the Yangtze River" in the Tang Dynasty!"

Zhao Yi is a well-known poet in the late Tang Dynasty, with seven laws and seven uniques are the most outstanding, such as "a thousand miles of Mid-Autumn moon, 100,000 military voices in the middle of the night tide", "the willow wind and tide have not fallen, and the frost flies in the first flight of the geese", which was rumored to be a famous sentence at that time. In particular, in "Late Autumn in Chang'an", the sentence "the remnant star is a few geese crossed, and the flute is leaning on the building" was rewarded by the great poet Du Mu, and it was all the rage that day, and it was not lost to the current "Spring Breeze Ten Miles, Not as Good as You", "Sadness Flows into a River", "Treat My Long Hair to the Waist" and other elegance, so Zhao Yi was also called "Zhao Yilou" by people at that time.

Jiang Shuiyuan casually turned the water cup in his hand a few times: "I wonder if Brother Fan can tell me the upper and lower sentences and the source of this poem?"

Fan Nanping snorted coldly: "Brother Jiang, you didn't pick it up just now, I helped you take it out, this is already a glass of water." Now you question the authenticity of the verse I received, and ask for the upper and lower verses and the source of the verse, and if I answer again, it will be two glasses of water. The answer is naturally fine, but I don't know if you have such a big belly?"

Jiang Shuiyuan chuckled and said, "As long as Brother Fan can help me solve my doubts, two glasses of water will naturally not be a problem!"

"Let me think about it," Fan Nanping pondered for a moment and said slowly: "The whole poem of "Early Spring in the South of the Yangtze River" is 'The landscape of the south of the Yangtze River is like a painting screen, and Wu Shui is more than Wu Shanqing. Leaning on the benefits of the building people's song spring, leaning on the Biyun Pavilion under the guise of wine', from "Quantang Poems", as for which volume it is, I don't remember very clearly, after all, I don't have the ability to forget. I don't know if Brother Jiang still has any questions?"

Jiang Shuiyuan did not answer directly, but raised the water glass: "For Brother Fan's poem, Jiang should be a big white man!" After drinking, he took the opportunity to put the water cup upside down on the table: "The interest is exhausted, let's stop the game!"

Chen Di, Fu Shouzhang and others didn't know why Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly announced the end of the competition, and they were all a little surprised. The people from Huaihai Middle School immediately clamoured: "Didn't you just say two glasses of water? Why don't you drink one glass? In broad daylight, what kind of manly man is such a blatant renegade of promises, broken promises, and fat?"

"It's, it's just, you can't even afford a glass of water, or you're not a man?"

"Look at his beautiful eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, who knows if he is a man?"

……

Seeing that the words became more and more ugly, Jiang Shuiyuan glanced at Fan Nanping with a smile: "Brother Fan, do you think the competition should end here?"

Fan Nanping's eyes were dodgy, but his mouth was very strong: "Ask me what I'm doing?" The so-called willing to gamble and lose, hurry up and drink your second glass of water, and then we will discuss whether to continue the game!"

Jiang Shuiyuan said with a smile: "It turns out that Brother Fan, you think so! Otherwise, Brother Fan, you drink the second glass of water for the five of us, and then we will discuss whether to continue the game, okay?"

"Why?"

Xiao Yuqing, Guan De, Xia Hou'an, and others were all shocked by Jiang Shuiyuan's unreasonable demand: You shouldn't be stunned, right? You should drink water, but now you are asking Fan Nanping to drink it on your behalf, did you lose the game in public, become angry, and deliberately anger the initiator? Or do you think that the poem that Fan Nanping picked up does not conform to the solitaire rules of your seven-word first word, so you should be punished?

"Why? With him adding a poem to our Huai'an Mansion sage, so we should reward it well; with his added poems, we have fallen to the name of our sage, and we have to punish it well. Five glasses of water should be enough, right?" Jiang Shuiyuan said lightly, "You may know that Zhao Yi is a native of Shanyang, Chuzhou, that is, we are from Huai'an Mansion. "All Tang Poems" contains a total of 216 questions, 262 poems and 12 fragments of his poems, which are included in volumes 549 and 550 respectively. As far as I know, there is not a poem called "Early Spring in the South of the Yangtze River", nor is there a poem with a content similar to that recited by Brother Fan. ”

"Haven't you just read "All Tang Poems" once? How can you be so clear about Zhao Yan's poems? Could it be that he deliberately bluffed us?"

Shi Xuan couldn't help laughing when he heard this: "Bluffing you? Even if our president reads the "Thirteen Classics" and "Twenty-four History" once, he can memorize it backwards, not to mention the mere "All Tang Poems"? Who actually gave you the courage to play poetry solitaire with us! What's even funnier is that you still dare to make a fake "All Tang Poems" in front of our president, don't you really know how to write the word 'death'? The funniest thing is that our president had already planned to let you go, but you still don't know whether you are alive or dead, and you have to be entangled in that glass of water! Now, four glasses of water, you can drink slowly!"

"What four cups? It's obviously six cups!" Zeng Pingyi corrected sternly, "First of all, he deliberately made things difficult and was fined one cup, deceived us into drinking one cup, and had to make up for one cup; and finally he was cheated and fined four cups." One plus one plus four, isn't it six cups? In other words, our president is also quite hospitable, knowing that normal people drink 8 glasses of water a day is good for health, so he just happened to invite guests to drink 8 glasses of water. I just don't know if drinking 8 glasses of water in just half an hour will lead to water poisoning?"

Fan Nanping's face changed greatly, and he stammered: "The "All Tang Poems" I read may be another version, which is not the same as the one you watched, Brother Jiang, so——"

Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head: "Brother Fan just recited the poem in six or seven places that are not in accordance with the law, Zhao Yi, as a famous poet in the late Tang Dynasty, once ascended to the second year of Huichang Jinshidi, do you think he would make such a low-level mistake? Even if he would make such a low-level mistake, future generations would not put this poem in the poetry collection." Brother Fan, the set of "All Tang Poems" you read shouldn't be a pirated version, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I guess it's really piracy!" Fan Nanping immediately excused.

Zhou Yuantong saw that Fan Nanping was full of ugliness, his brows couldn't help but twist into a ball, and he slapped the table heavily: "Isn't it just six glasses of water?

Xiao Yuqing was also proud: "Yes, we Xuzhou people stand up to the sky, and our waists are straight at all times, so we won't be like Han Xin who is willing to suffer the humiliation of his crotch and the food he comes for the sake of his life!"

Han Xin is a native of Huaiyin, and was later named the Marquis of Huaiyin for his merits, which can be said to be another representative of Huai'an Mansion after Sun Yuanqi, the father of the country. As Xiao Yuqing said, when Han Xin was a young scoundrel, in order to survive, he did drill through other people's crotch and eat white food everywhere. But mentioning this filthy matter in front of everyone in Huai'an Mansion will inevitably be a bit of a taste of scolding Huai.

Shi Xuan pouted: "Yes, the people of Xuzhou are standing up to the sky, and their waists are straight at all times, at most, when Liu Bang defeated the battle and escaped, he kicked his son and daughter under the car, and in order to escape from the city, he could put on women's clothes, and when he saw his father being arrested, he asked for a piece of the pie with a cheeky face." Such a big husband who stands up to the sky, I am also drunk when I hear it!"

When it comes to regional disputes, not only Shi Xuan is not happy, but even Fu Shouzhang can't help jumping out: "In order to save your life, what is it to be humiliated by your crotch and eat some food? I heard that Li Yu, the founding emperor of the Southern Tang Dynasty, in order to survive, in addition to his own father Li Rong, also recognized Yang Xingmi and Xu Wen's two godfathers. The history books all say that Lu Bu is a slave with three surnames, why don't you say that Li Yu is too?"

Obviously, Li Yu is also from Xuzhou.

Seeing that the two sides were launching a regional attack, Jiang Shuiyuan picked up the "Complex Analysis: Visualization Method" and hid it, and said in his heart: You can bite as much as you want, and the right is to review historical and cultural knowledge in a different way. I, half of Huai'an Mansion and half of Linjiang Mansion, still obediently hide and read a book, so as not to suffer from the pond fish!