Chapter 664: Sending a Wife and a Bed (3-in-1)
My snapping fingers and the name that came out of my mouth seemed to have magical power, which made Xiaorou's whole person tremble slightly, and then a hint of charm appeared on her face.
In the stunned eyes of everyone, she suddenly took a 180-degree turn in her attitude, she wore a kind of foolish smile, and suddenly stuck to my body, and shouted stupidly: "Liu Lang, Liu Lang, I love you, I love you to death, you want me, do you want me......"
This sound that reached to my bones gave me goosebumps.
This hand is the hypnotic hint that I have been in ambush for a long time, before I was in the toilet, I was afraid that Ling Xiaorou would do something for me, so I prepared this hand, since she was unkind to me, then I didn't need to save face for her.
Everyone saw that Ling Xiaorou suddenly changed sex, and her jaw was about to fall to the ground in shock.
Is this still the cold and glamorous ascetic woman who was high on the iceberg before? This is simply a street girl, not even a street girl!
Look at the way she keeps drilling into my arms, I can't wait to rub my body into my body, and this self-cooked look, this charming natural appearance, is not made overnight at all, it is obviously skillful......
Everyone's second reaction was to go see Zhan Kunming.
Zhan Kunming's whole face is green, green!
This is her fiancée, but now she is like a little sow in heat, and she has been sticking to me, as if I don't spoil her, she will die of thirst tonight......
What's more, Zhan Kunming said that he hadn't even held Ling Xiaorou's hand, and he was very proud when he said it, thinking that he had adhered to the way of a gentleman......
Now, his fiancée, who has not yet held his hand, is in estrus with me, which makes him embarrassed!
Zhan Kunming rushed over and wanted to pull Ling Xiaorou away, but he had just taken a step away, and Ling Xiaorou continued to pounce on me like a magnet, I was defenseless and almost fell to the ground.
Everyone gasped and looked at Zhan Kunming with strange eyes.
"I can't imagine that this woman is actually this kind of person, tsk tsk, Qiankun has been fooled so miserably, she didn't even pull her hand, looking like this, it looks like popcorn that has been fried a thousand times by evil. ”
"This green hat is green enough. And it's a public coronation......"
"It's a shame that she was pretending to be cold in front of us just now, I didn't expect her to be like this, Qiankun, you should have given her before, but now you regret it, you didn't touch your hands, and people were fried thousands of times......"
Zhan Kunming couldn't stand it anymore, he finally mustered up the courage and slapped Ling Xiaorou hard, but Ling Xiaorou was not easy to mess with, she actually backhanded, and also slapped Zhan Kunming directly, and then continued to pounce on me, and a hara was still flowing from her mouth, "Liu Lang, Liu Lang, I want you to be awesome......"
This train, woo woo, went to the edge of the sky. Everyone couldn't stand it anymore, and they all peeked at Zhan Kunming with their eyes.
Zhan Kunming rushed at me at this time, trying to knock me down, but Ling Xiaorou stopped in front of me at once, sticking to me like an octopus, and said to Zhan Kunming stupidly: "I don't allow you to beat my big stick, you can't afford to pay for it...... if you break it."
Zhan Kunming seemed to be going crazy, his hair was a little upside down, he looked at everyone's green eyes, and shouted at me heartbreakingly: "Liu Lang, I'm going to kill you!"
At this time, there were two only calm people on the sidelines, one was Zhang Xiaoling, Zhang Xiaoling knew that I was a little crooked, she saw Ling Xiaorou suddenly change sex, as if she was in the middle of an evil spirit, and immediately looked at me, she should have understood that I had done something.
And another person. It's the Night Tiger.
Night Tiger actually had a very different opinion of me from the beginning, and now that he saw Ling Xiaorou like this, he was looking at me with a more cautious attitude.
Ling Xiaorou was sticking to me, and suddenly began to tear up her clothes, she lifted off the strap of the skirt, and in front of everyone, revealing a perfect figure, Zhan Kunming was stunned and wanted to go over, but was grabbed by Ling Xiaorou with her teeth and claws, seeing that her movements were getting more and more excessive, I glanced at this time and saw Zhang Xiaoling's eyes showing a trace of unbearability and depression.
Zhang Xiaoling should be very uncomfortable, after all, watching another woman push me backwards, she will definitely be jealous in her heart, because I am now her boyfriend on the surface.
Thinking of this, I felt that the revenge on Ling Xiaorou was enough, and indeed she was almost naked now, so let's save some face for her, so I snapped my fingers lightly......
After snapping her fingers, Ling Xiaorou rolled her eyes and actually fainted.
None of the people paid attention to my movements, but one person did.
Night Tiger!
When the Night Tiger saw my slight movements, his eyes flashed as if he understood something, and his eyes became even more awe-inspiring.
Zhan Kunming saw that Ling Xiaorou was unconscious, hurried over, pulled her skirt up again, and then pinched Ling Xiaorou's middle among people hard.
A few seconds later, Ling Xiaorou woke up faintly, as soon as she saw me, she immediately showed a murderous gaze, and she was about to come over with her teeth and claws, "I'll kill you, I'm going to kill you!"
She should have a subconscious mind and knew what she had just done, hehe, since she knew, it would be more fun.
I ignored Ling Xiaorou's madness, looked at Zhan Kunming, and said to him, "Do you kneel or not!"
Zhan Kunming was put on a green hat by me in public just now, and now where is he willing to compromise, he rushed up and was about to fight with me, but at this time, Ling Xiaorou suddenly sighed, as if she was physically exhausted, and her body fell down softly.
Zhan Kunming was very afraid of Ling Xiaorou, for fear that she would have an accident, at this time, he turned his head and said to the copper tower who was watching the play in a daze: "Tong Tower, you help me send my fiancée to my car, you drive my car directly to the hospital, and let the doctor give her a check." ”
At this time, there was a strange light in Tongta's eyes, and he hesitated for a moment before taking Zhan Kunming's car keys.
After receiving the key, he picked up Ling Xiaorou and strode outside.
Copper tower, Ling Xiaorou, Zhan Kunming's car......
These words are connected, and the corners of my mouth can't help but outline a smile, interesting, interesting......
When I laughed like this, Zhan Kunming immediately yelled at me: "You still dare to laugh!
I shook my head and said to him jokingly: "Your own woman, you actually let someone else take you to the hospital, you are not afraid of any problems?"
Zhan Kunming immediately smiled confidently at this time: "Hehehe, I know what you want to say, but let me tell you, in this world, no one will be more despicable than you! Tongta is my best brother, born and died many times, and has long been friends in distress, except for women who can't share, he and I are almost always wearing the same pants!"
Looking at Zhan Kunming's confident appearance, I laughed even louder, this girl, luck is really good.
However, will this be Ling Xiaorou's bad taste, specifically picking such a man to disgust Zhan Kunming.
Zhan Kunming's head was green at the moment, and everyone was also waiting to see a good show, at this time Zhan Kunming probably felt that it was time to win back a city, he suddenly pointed at me and said to Zhang Xiaoling: "Spirit snake, you didn't believe my words just now, okay, I have evidence to prove that this kid is completely well-dressed beast, I have a video to prove it, everyone also come to see, how crazy this guy is!"
As he spoke, he pulled out his phone and swiped it.
My heart pounded, could it be that Lao Tzu still had any handle in the hands of this guy, can't it?
At this time, Zhan Kunming suddenly released a video in front of everyone's eyes watching the play.
As soon as I watched this video, I immediately laughed, this video was actually the video of me facing Lin Lu and that Teacher Xu that night.
The video is very short, and it captures a small part of Lin Lu's clothes that I tore off.
Zhan Kunming showed it to everyone, quickly put away his mobile phone, and said to Zhang Xiaoling: "Look, this is what you call a man, a woman from a thin and good family on the street at night, she is simply cowardly!"
Everyone's eyes suddenly changed, and they wanted to do the right thing for heaven.
Indeed, I am a bit of a beast in the video.
But Zhang Xiaoling's eyes and I were a little weird, we looked at each other, and our eyes were full of question marks.
Don't you know that this matter has been rehabilitated by me, and even Lin Lu has been mastered by me?
When Zhan Kunming looked at this kind of person, he immediately felt that he had won back a city, and his face became arrogant again, and he said condescendingly to me: "Boy, believe it or not, I can send you to prison right away!"
Night Tiger's face also changed a little at this time, he looked at me strangely and said, "Evil, did you really do all this?"
I nodded, "The video is proof, it can't be fake." ”
Seeing that I actually admitted it directly, everyone was stunned, so they could quibble.
Zhan Kunming was just about to adjudicate me, but I suddenly said jokingly: "But your video is too blurry, too short, I have high-definition here, or no horse, can you watch it?"
A group of big men suddenly became interested and nodded their heads.
Zhan Kunming was suspicious, "Are you ready to give up on yourself?"
I ignored him, and I just had a copy of the previous video, so I released it directly.
Now, everyone finally knows that I am innocent.
The Night Tiger seemed relieved and exhaled heavily.
I put away the video and said to Zhan Kunming: "Zhan Kunming, you want to slander me, it's a little tender, you don't even have the ability to do that Bai Jieran." ”
Zhan Kunming's face was about to explode with anger, but I smiled slightly and said to him, "Okay, do you have any other tricks?"
Zhan Kunming's fist clenched, and finally let go helplessly, he estimated that he was exhausted in donkey skills.
I laughed. Said to him: "Since you don't have it, then I want to magnify it?"
Zhan Kunming's eyebrows furrowed, "What kind of big move?"
I shook my hair and said very chicly: "Your wife is green by me......"
In a word, like a bombshell, it exploded en masse.
"Damn, this girl really dares to say it!"
"Just now his fiancée was like that, but he didn't admit it himself, but now he actually said it directly, this is preparing to make Zhan Kunming completely unable to get off the stage. ”
"Is the current junior so arrogant! ”
"You know a fart, a man greens someone else's wife, this is a kind of ability, say it, you can anger a person, you look at the expression of Qiankun now, it is obviously a nuclear explosion!"
Zhan Kunming was so angry that he pointed his hand directly at me and scolded angrily: "If you dare to slander my wife again, I will kill you!"
I casually folded my fingers and said, "Oh, don't believe it, okay, then I'll talk about the evidence little by little, don't be anxious." ”
I've never seen a green wife so upright, and she helps her husband find evidence, and I'm no one......
I looked around, and everyone was looking for talent.
I stretched out my first finger and said to him, "One, your wife just made waves on me, is this considered evidence?"
Zhan Kunming's face turned red, obviously thinking of Ling Xiaorou's extremely skillful hair just now, his teeth were about to be crushed, but he was about to swallow it, he said stiffly: "No, that's my wife has intermittent madness, she just got sick." ”
I burst out laughing, and even Zhang Xiaoling was happy, covering my mouth and snickering.
Everyone also looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
This girl is talented, my wife is green by me, I desperately try to find evidence for him, he desperately denies it to cover me, what's wrong with the world, shouldn't he be looking for evidence and I deny it?
I smiled enough before I nodded, gave him a thumbs up, and sincerely admired him, "Awesome!
"Grass, do you want to die!" Zhan Kunming immediately rushed over, but Night Tiger actually stopped him, he stood in the middle, and said as if he was watching a play: "If you have something to say, it's all your own people." ”
"The ghost is his own person, he has my wife!" Zhan Kunming jumped out with a word, but he got stuck halfway through.
Everyone is waiting for him to do the next, "What happened to your wife?"
"Grass!" Zhan Kunming wanted to die depressedly, and scolded directly.
But everyone's misunderstanding deepened, and one by one they said meaningfully, "Oh, it turned out to be grass." ”
"Do you want to die!" Zhan Kunming punched his colleague on the side, knocking his lips bloody.
The colleague didn't seem to dare to provoke Zhan Kunming, so he could only endure it and hide aside.
"That didn't count just now! Lao Tzu just didn't believe it! You don't deserve to give my wife bath water!" Zhan Kunming has been embarrassed enough today, and he is not skinless and faceless now, anyway, he is ready to deny it to the end.
I smiled and held out my second finger, "Then I said the second piece of evidence?"
"You still have it!" Zhan Kunming shouted, but immediately became cold, "Okay, you say, I want to hear it." ”
"Your wife has a black mole on her heart. I said slowly, my expression deliberately pretending to be very ambiguous.
"Grass, you!" Zhan Kunming scolded directly, this evidence is already obvious, if it is not verified, where will he know!
Everyone seemed to be convinced, and the brother who was slapped by Zhan Kunming secretly gave me a thumbs up.
Zhan Kunming swallowed back halfway through his words, and took several deep breaths. actually calmed down, and said with the posture of a 10,000-year-old turtle king: "Hmph, I don't believe it, you must have seen it when my wife was tearing her clothes intermittently just now." ”
Yo, this guy can!
I worked hard to say the evidence, he played Tai Chi and called me back, and they were all under the same excuse, so powerful that I didn't want to, there was quite a kind of momentum that he was strong and he was strong, and the bright moon was Fushangang.
But the crowd pouted, completely unconvinced.
After all, everyone was watching it just now, Ling Xiaorou picked up her clothes, and she didn't dig so deeply, what is BRA still there, and everyone didn't see any black moles, and what I said was heartfelt and chiseled.
"I don't believe it. What can you do with me!" Zhan Kunming has completely ignored everyone, and the turtle king has become a refinement, and he actually has a dead face.
I smiled slightly, pretending to be suddenly enlightened and patted my head, "Hey, I'm so stupid, you haven't even touched her hand, how can you know that she has a mole in her heart, I'm sorry, this evidence is too strong for you to say, I was wrong." ”
My words made the people present burst into laughter directly, and they all leaned forward and backward with laughter, completely ignoring that Zhan Kunming was their colleague.
Zhang Xiaoling's face turned red, and he secretly slapped me, and said angrily: "You are really bad, you say this, this doesn't hurt people." ”
Zhan Kunming was so angry with me that his heart fluctuated violently. It looked like he was going to faint, so I said to him: "Take a deep breath, don't faint, there is still behind, you have to be strong, tonight, we are all Zhan Kunming!"
My words made everyone laugh again.
Zhan Kunming really took a few deep breaths, and then watched him calm down, I faintly stretched out my third finger and said to him: "Come on, come on, what I just said was unfounded, now I'll have some real hammer, everyone look at the photos with me." ”
As I spoke, I picked up my phone and clicked on a photo.
As soon as this photo came out, everyone shouted out loud.
"Grass, it's a real hammer, it's really a big real hammer!"
"If you don't believe it anymore, just go directly to cultivating immortals. ”
"The evidence is overwhelming. There is no need for any more evidence. ”
This photo is the photo I took when I was in the toilet with Ling Xiaorou, and she asked me to take it.
Or she took the initiative, look at how cute she is in the photo, while eating a lollipop, she happily compares a yes......
When Zhang Xiaoling saw this photo, his face turned into an apple, and he kicked me lightly in the back.
When Zhan Kunming saw this photo, he sat directly on the ground, his face was like earth!
He can't make excuses anymore, and if he can still find excuses, then he really doesn't have to be a man.
"Hey, I look at Ling Xiaorou in the photo, why doesn't it seem to be right, is it an intermittent epilepsy episode? Zhan Kunming, you are better at intermittent epilepsy, can you help me take a look?" I deliberately disgusted Zhan Kunming said.
Zhan Kunming's eyes were red. Grip the carpet tightly with both hands.
When I saw his appearance, my heart was as cold as ice, this is what happened if you offended me and Zhang Xiaoling!
Zhan Kunming suddenly asked in a choked voice: "It turns out that the wild fox in the toilet just now is Xiao Rou......"
Everyone was already dumbfounded, and when they heard Zhan Kunming's words, they became even more crazy.
"Oh my day! Yes, just now Zhan Kunming said that he heard evil outside the toilet and did something with a wild fox who didn't know where he came from, but he didn't expect that the wild fox was actually his fiancée!"
"I suddenly thought of a more exciting one, his fiancée and the evil came to the toilet, and he actually listened to it from the door, and he couldn't hear it, this fiancé should be tsk. The cuckold deserves it!"
"Hahaha, he still came out to tell us about this with a proud face, and now he is so likely to regret that his intestines are about to break, how sad he was just now, and how sad he is now. ”
Zhan Kunming was already so green that he couldn't be greener anymore, he suddenly had a ruthless look in his eyes, and rushed over directly.
I saw that he was about to make a move, and my brows furrowed, but at this time, Zhang Xiaoling took an arrow step and rushed in front of me.
"You're empty, I'll come!" Zhang Xiaoling whispered to me.
You are weak, Lao Tzu is strong! I secretly scolded Zhang Xiaoling in my heart for not being able to speak.
I scolded and scolded, but I still didn't stop Zhang Xiaoling.
Because Zhang Xiaoling needs a stage, a stage to show herself, and let everyone see that she is back domineering!
Moreover, beating Zhan Kunming, I think Zhang Xiaoling has been waiting for a long time!
Zhang Xiaoling finished speaking. grabbed Zhan Kunming's feet with one hand, and as soon as she strained herself, Zhan Kunming was actually knocked to the ground by him.
With this hand, everyone's jaws will drop.
Zhan Kunming was on the ground and looked at Zhang Xiaoling in horror, "Impossible, you can't recover ......"
Zhang Xiaoling's eyes showed a hint of gloom at this time, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Hehe, of course you don't want me to recover, because I was killed by you!"
After that, Zhang Xiaoling's beautiful legs turned into a sickle and threw it at Zhan Kunming fiercely.
Beautiful foot knife, squatting and jumping in one go, and then finally, perfectly hitting the enemy to the ground, Zhang Xiaoling did it seamlessly!
Everyone looked at Zhang Xiaoling blankly, and they continued to talk for a while.
"Isn't the spirit snake injured and can't squat? You're better than ever?"
"Just now, the spirit snake said that it was harmed by Qiankun, could it be that there was something strange in the original mission?"
"With the strength of the spirit snake, it's a pity that I won't return. ”
Zhang Xiaoling saw that her strength was recognized by everyone, and Zhan Kunming was knocked to the ground by her, and her face was pulled into a shoehorn face, so she clapped her hands gently, and then stood behind me and handed the stage to me.
"Spirit snake, your strength ......" Seeing Zhan Kunming on the ground, Night Tiger ignored him and took the lead in asking Zhang Xiaoling.
Zhang Xiaoling smiled slightly and said to him: "Brother Night Tiger, I told you on the phone before, my strength has recovered, and I am even more flexible than before, you still don't believe it." Now believe it, right?"
Night Tiger nodded and took a deep breath, "This is simply a miracle, you know, your injuries at that time, even the internationally famous doctors, were helpless." ”
Zhang Xiaoling pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "A group of quacks, how can they be compared to my Haohao Chinese medicine." ”
As she spoke, her eyes looked at me with a little adoration, and at this time, I estimated that in her heart, it was not an exaggeration to be a god and a king.
Night Tiger noticed the look in Zhang Xiaoling's eyes when he said this, and he was even more in awe of me.
"Spirit Snake, since that's the case, then I'll invite you back to the team, would you like to?" said Night Tiger at this time.
I thought that Zhang Xiaoling would agree immediately, after all, this is her dream all along, but unexpectedly, Zhang Xiaoling shook her head.
This was so unexpected to me.
"Are you ......," I asked her in a whisper.
She didn't look at me, but looked at the stunned Night Tiger with a smile and said: "If it was a day ago, I would definitely promise you excitedly, but I suddenly feel that my life is very good now, and I suddenly have a new goal and the motivation to keep pursuing, so my life should not be boring......
When she said this, she looked at me meaningfully.
Night Tiger also noticed her eyes, sighed, and said, "Perhaps, the current life is a greater opportunity for you." You've got it. ”
Zhang Xiaoling nodded and said with a smile: "I will." ”
At this time, Zhan Kunming, who had enough melancholy on the ground, suddenly sighed, "In this world, women are unreliable after all, unreliable! The only thing that can be relied on, I think, is only my brother! I, Zhan Kunming, swear here, from now on, only for my brothers, only for my brothers, not to live up to my brothers, and to open up the world with my brothers!"
With these heart-wrenching words, the blood of the people who listened to it boiled, and several people's impression of Zhan Kunming suddenly improved a little bit.
I laughed.
Why did she say these things, I think I know.
He was constantly frustrated by me. In the hearts of his colleagues, he is already a turtle grandson, but he wants to save his image among his brothers, so he decisively abandoned the woman and chose to play the brother card.
It's a good calculation, but unfortunately, you met Lao Tzu!
Since I'm going to slap my face today, let's beat it enough, let me remember once that Lao Tzu's name is Liu Lang! Liu who can't be offended! Liu Lang who can't be offended!
Seeing me laughing, everyone was confused, Zhan Kunming glared at me like a torch, "You kid, you dare to despise my brother!"
Boy. As soon as he came up, he used a counter-plot to let his colleagues share the hatred, didn't he?
I shook my head and said, "I have always respected my brothers, but I don't dare to compliment some of your brothers. ”
"What do you mean!" and all the people were furious, and they looked at me one by one.
I waved my hand and said to Zhan Kunming: "Sample, I'll kindly tell you another secret, you are not only green by me, but also by your brother." ”
What!
Everyone was collectively stunned.
"It's too windy for me to hear, you be louder!" someone asked stupidly.
Zhan Kunming was also directly circled.
"You, you kid, don't deceive people too much!" Zhan Kunming finally dealt with his anger, "Do you want to drive a wedge between me and my brother's relationship?
The Night Tiger was dissatisfied with me, but he didn't speak, and wisely chose to wait and see.
I looked at him amusedly. "If you don't die in the heart of the Yellow River, okay, I'll be a good person, otherwise you will be turned into a Hulk by your brother, and you will cover for them." ”
As I spoke, I took out my phone and played out the recording I had recorded in the bathroom.
"Is it fun?"
"Of course, my friend's wife, hahaha. ”
"Where are you going to play next time, Xiaorou?" the man actually asked the woman.
"Next time, I'll go to his car. ”
"Hey, hey, I know, you're a little vixen with a lot of ideas. ”
"Hehe, people aren't for you, hurry up, there's something to do later. ”
The voice was so clear that everyone opened their mouths wide.
Zhan Kunming was the first to hear it, and shouted in disbelief: "Copper Tower......"
turned off the recording, smiled and said: "That's right, it's the copper tower, hehe, let me tell you, when I took that photo before, it was the second shot, your good brother iron buddy, the copper tower was the first shot, your fiancée is awesome, and she didn't even come with a break." ”
Everyone suddenly fried the pot!
", it's a copper tower, he actually did this kind of thing to steal brothers and women!"
"Paralyzing Qiankun was still talking about living up to his brother just now, this was beaten into a pig's head by the evil with a real face, and my brother is unreliable. ”
"What's even more excessive is that Qiankun also asked the copper tower to send his fiancée away, isn't this a sheep into the mouth of a tiger? ”
", I thought of a, don't you listen to it! The recording said that they were going to Qiankun's car next time to run errands, then just now, they seemed to be going to Qiankun's car, and the car key was still given by Qiankun, isn't this a wife and a bed for green friends!"
Zhan Kunming suddenly pulled out his legs and ran outside.
Everyone knows that he is going to the basement to catch the traitor, one by one he has a strong professional quality, turning over the table and over the wall, and turning over the heels, and directly following out, I am dumbfounded, if you use this strength to meet the enemy, you will win all battles.
I grabbed Zhang Xiaoling's hand and followed directly, I can't miss this century-old show.
When I got to the basement, I saw a Grand Cherokee shaking violently from afar, and I sighed to myself. Luxury cars, large enough space, natural mobile artillery house.
As we ran closer, we faintly heard a charming and passionate seductive sound.
Sure enough, I'm doing something!
Zhan Kunming did not hesitate, and smashed the window glass with a punch, and the glass suddenly shattered, revealing the people inside.
We just ran to the side of the car, looked inside, and were collectively dumbfounded.
Not only were they dumbfounded, I was dumbfounded.
The heroine in it is Ling Xiaorou Yes, she is kneeling naked, her face is full of spring, but the hero is not a copper tower!
The copper tower was lying naked in the front seat, as if he had fainted, and this male protagonist was actually. I actually know him!
Small square, square brilliant!
And the code name that Zhan Kunming shouted out of his voice made me feel even more that the show has just begun!
"Black, black-fingered brother, you ......"
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