Chapter 578 I even want to poke a cup
My fingers poked into it, and my hand couldn't help but open and squeeze it gently.
But I swear, it was absolutely unintentional and instinctive.
Fan Bingru was originally screaming, but later it was actually a "uh-huh", her voice became extremely soft, and her face turned red after shouting.
As soon as I looked at my hand, I quickly retracted my hand and looked at Fan Bingru without tears.
Fan Bingru stared at me bitterly and hatefully, as if waiting for me to come up with a scientific explanation.
"The sub-department is a mountain wolf, and the ambition is rampant!" The little stammerer on the side popped out a poem to me, and I was so angry that I scolded directly: "You shut up!"
Then the little stammerer turned his face away again, and got angry with me again.
I hurriedly explained to Fan Bingru: "I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it." You have to believe in my character. ”
Fan Bingru's eyes betrayed my trust, and she said with a bitter face: "The first time I poked it in, I said that I didn't mean it, and I still believed it, but then I pinched it!
I have a black line, I pinched it, why do I say it, it's so embarrassing.
"Well, why are you removing the cup temporarily, I'm going to poke the cup. I had to change the subject.
Fan Bingru covered her heart and said innocently: "Liu Lang, you are a pervert, you even want to poke the cup." There's water in the cup. ”
I sweated, and I couldn't care about pretending to be forced anymore, so I said honestly: "You misunderstood, I poked the cup not because I was perverted, but because I wanted to prove it to you." I've practiced a lot. ”
When I finished speaking, I waited for them to applaud me, for their envious and hateful eyes, and even for them to throw me into my arms.
But I waited and waited, and I looked at them. I won't talk about the little stammer, wrapped like a mummy and can't see her expression clearly, but Fan Bingru's expression is very interesting, she stared at me with a look of disdain.
"What's your expression?" I asked depressedly.
Fan Bingru couldn't hold back any longer, and suddenly let out a series of bursting laughs, accompanied by her stumbling voice, "Hahahaha laughed at me, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard." Liu Lang, I know you have a strong sense of self-esteem, but I also told you, all roads lead to Rome, you don't have to be obsessed with an inch. Even if you have to be persistent, if you tell me in a year or two that you have practiced it, I will still believe it, what is the situation now. One night, just one night later, you said that you practiced, paralyzing you really think of yourself as a genius who will never come out of the world, hahaha laughed at me. ”
The little stammerer on the side also smiled neatly, but he didn't stutter at the moment.
"Hey, you really have to believe me, I swear by discipline, I really learned. I said sincerely.
"Hahaha. ”
"Hahaha. ”
"Or we'll make a bet? If I learn, one of you owes me a condition, and if I can't, I owe one of you a condition. "In the end, I really had no choice but to stir up the law.
"Okay, hahaha, the pie that fell from the sky, don't be in vain, it just so happens that I also need your help, hahaha, come on. Fan Bingru laughed while touching her stomach.
I have a black line, paralyzing these two little prodigal hooves, I don't believe my brother's words, my brother will let you see and understand!
So I snatched the cup from Fan Bingru's hand in the mockery of the two of them, put it back on the table, and then took a deep breath.
Seeing that I was so serious, Fan Binru and the little stammering laughter gradually stopped, and Fan Bingru also asked in a low voice: "Liu Lang, you won't really be hit, right?"
I ignored her, and was about to slap them in the face with facts, so I suddenly pointed at the glass of water in their strange eyes.
I let out a loud shout as my fingers touched the glass, and then quickly put it back, called it a day, and was done!
I looked at the glass, and sure enough, it was the same as last night. I can't see anything at all, and the water inside is very calm.
Fan Bingru and Xiao stammered staring at the water glass, and then looked at me again, not knowing what I meant by this.
I smiled, then blew into the glass. He also proudly said, "The time has come to witness the miracle!"
After blowing, I feel a little wrong, why is the water cup not broken, unscientific?
So I blew one more breath, two breaths. In the end, the cheeks hurt from blowing, but the water glass was still intact.
"Hahahahahaha, hahaha, Liu Lang, are you funny? Are you letting us come to see you blow hahaha. Fan Bingru let out a heartbroken laugh again, laughing so much that the place on her body that I had poked just now kept trembling, and I was dizzy when I saw it.
"Pay attention to the discipline, pay attention to the discipline! Don't laugh so hard if you develop so well, be careful to jump out and be seen by me. I said to Fan Bingru with a black line.
Fan Bingru immediately stopped laughing and covered herself tightly with both hands, "What do you want to do!"
I took another deep breath and pointed again into the glass. This time it was even worse than last time, the water cup was directly lit by me, and flew towards Fan Bingru's heart, and all the water in it was suddenly sprinkled on her heart, wetting a large area.
I secretly screamed that it was not good, and as soon as my brain twitched, my hand reached over and wiped it, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'll help you wipe it clean." ”
As I spoke, I pressed my hand and wiped it, but my face turned red with this wipe.
It's over.
Fan Bingru looked at me with a sad and indignant face, and then scolded: "Liu Lang, your cliff is deliberate! Are you a beast? You even want to eat my tofu, aren't you a picky eater?"
I was stunned, why did Fan Bingru say such a thing? Why do you even want to eat her tofu, not a picky eater?
She can be said to be as beautiful as Fan Bingxue, why do you look down on herself so much?
And at this time, I suddenly remembered that Fan Bingru should still mind the fact that she was humiliated in public by Fan Qiuli in Fan's house before, she must have felt that she was not clean. That's why I blurted out this kind of thing.
When I thought of this, my heart was slightly sour, and I touched her hair and said softly: "Bingru, don't be like this, you will always be my good friend." ”
Fan Bingru was stunned for a moment, as if she felt my mind, she looked at me in a daze, and there was a complicated meaning in her eyes.
And this meaning gradually faded, and then softened, and for a while, her eyes were bright, and she didn't blame me anymore.
I was just about to speak, when I suddenly felt a pain in the back of my head. A poem came out right behind me, "There has always been a cycle of fortune, and retribution shows good and evil." ”
I have a black thread on my head, paralyzing this little stutter to me off, don't you?
As soon as the poem broke the atmosphere, Fan Bingru immediately burst out, "Liu Lang, you actually did it on purpose just now, right, you deliberately wanted to use this trick to eat my tofu, didn't you, dare to change the topic after eating, yes, you, give me death!"
After a period of fighting, I finally admitted that I hadn't learned how to do it because I hadn't learned to do anything, and then I lost to one of them.
I'm so depressed that I'm going to die, I did it last night, but now it's out of order.
I summed it up seriously in my heart, it should be in front of them, I can't be distracted, right?
I was alone in the corner and drawing circles, and at this time, Fan Bingru suddenly said to me: "Okay, you lose to me a condition, now come with us." ”
I was stunned, "So fast, you can't be too and want to quench your thirst from me, right?
Fan Bingru glanced at me and said, "Come with us to meet a few people, I need you to support me." ”
"Who are you seeing? You don't want to fight with someone and ask me to be your helper, do you?" I asked casually.
Then the two of them walked forward silently, so angry that I jumped to my feet, and really used me as a thug.
I followed behind them angrily, scolding and scolding, "I don't care, I don't do anything that violates my conscience, I have to go back to my sister Tian Tian to sleep." ”
At this time, Fan Bingru suddenly turned around, then took out a piece of paper from his pocket and threw it to me casually.
And Fan Bingru's words shocked me even more.
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