It's strange to say, since Ice Dance came to this world, I haven't felt a single obscenity. After the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info changed from a man to a woman, in this world, not only did he not comfort himself (that's it, you know), but he liked Tang San a little, not envious but admiring. But he doesn't hate girls either, is this the legendary bisexuality?

Tang San said to Xiao Wu: "There are still a few people in front, you don't have much to eat for breakfast, do you want to eat a sausage?"

Xiao Wu tilted her head and said, "It smells pretty good." Then give it a try. ”

Tang San nodded, let Xiao Wu line up here, and pulled Bing Wu, who was in a daze, towards the direction of the cart.

When I got closer, I could see that the sausage seller was about the same height as himself, and there was a woodblock nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it, Sausage Monopoly.

As soon as the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically: "Ask for a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, Tong Su is not deceived." The taste is the most guaranteed. ”

Tang San smiled and said, "Uncle, please give me three." ”

Ice Dance suddenly laughed. Before she could come to speak to Tang San's thoughts, she heard Tang San shout out these words. Poof, he laughed.

The look on the seller's face suddenly stiffened, "You, what do you call me?"

Tang San was also stunned, "I call you uncle, is there a problem?"

The seller smiled bitterly: "Of course there is a problem, and the problem is still very big." Brother, I'm only fourteen years old this year, and you call me uncle?"

"Uh...... , you're only fourteen years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.

The seller affirmed: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I am fourteen years old this year, an early student of Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle because my hair is a little thicker." ”

Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, and said secretly in his heart, your hair is not a little luxuriant.

"Are you really only fourteen years old?" Tang San couldn't help but ask.

Oscar nodded affirmatively and said, "Of course, I am a student of the academy, and anyone you ask knows that I am fourteen years old." ”

Tang San was not surprised and secretly said with his thoughts, "It is worthy of the Monster Academy, a fourteen-year-old boy, his beard can grow to this extent, it is definitely a strange flower." ”

Bing Wu replied with his mind: "You don't know this, he just grows a beard much faster than ordinary people, if you remove it, he really has a **** face." ”

Tang San was surprised and said, "Did you just think with your mind? A girl can't speak like this." Be elegant. can't be influenced by Xiao Wu to become a violent woman. ”

Bing Wu said: "Be careful that I tell Xiao Wu, hehe"

Oscar picked up three bamboo skewers from his cart and gave them to Tang San with three ten-centimeter-long sausages, which had been baked on the charcoal brazier on the cart before, exuding a rich aroma.

Tang San took out a silver coin and handed it to him, "Senior, I'm really sorry, I was rude just now." ”

Oscar said softly: "It's okay, it's good to visit my sausage monopoly more in the future." ”

Tang San said happily: "No problem. ”

"Tang San, what are you two doing here?" Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who had signed up, that is, the cold girl he had been staring at for a long time before.

As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he suddenly showed a bitter face, "Boss Dai, do you want to eat a sausage?"

"Die. Dai Mubai glared at him angrily, "You are really embarrassing to the academy, I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the academy." Do you want to make everyone vomit?Tang San, this sausage can't be eaten. ”

Tang San asked suspiciously, "Why?"

The look on Dai Mubai's face became a little strange, "Xiao Ao, you get a new sausage out." ”

Oscar's expression suddenly became embarrassed, "Boss Dai, don't worry about it." Anyway, we've been classmates for a few years, and you're going to make the new junior brother have a grudge against me. ”

Dai Mubai snorted coldly and said, "I'm just reminding Tang San, but I can't let him fall for you." Hurry up, don't let me do it. ”

Oscar obviously couldn't provoke Dai Mubai, so he stretched out his right hand in desperation, and called out in his soft voice a little obscenely, "Lao Tzu has a big sausage." ”

The yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, and two yellow halos rose from Oscar's feet, and immediately after, a sausage that was exactly the same as Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.

"Uh......" When Tang San heard Oscar's sentence 'Lao Tzu has a big sausage', the whole person froze a little. This statement is so ambiguous. Let's not talk about the quality of this sausage and whether it can be eaten. He didn't dare to eat Oscar's words alone. In particular, this sausage was bought for Xiao Wu.

Feeling Tang San's angry gaze, Oscar hurriedly explained, "I can't help it. When the food is used by the martial spirit, if you want to change the food, you must match it with different soul spells, and my words are spells, not what I want to shout. Moreover, I have no problem with the quality of my sausages. ”

Tang San quickly put the sausage in his hand back on the charcoal stove, "Your sausage, it's better to leave it to yourself." Brother Dai, thank you for the reminder. ”

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