Chapter Fifty-Six: The Mallet Loves to Load the Pen--To the Alliance Leader, the Old Gentleman, is bored and boring
Seeing that the room was green into a pot of porridge, Uncle Cao was first shocked, then overjoyed, and a line of muddy old tears flowed out from behind.
"There are successors to Qingyunmen, there are successors!", Uncle Cao wiped his tears and said loudly to the summer: "Xiaotian, don't thank you for your green ancestor!"
Summer knelt on the futon, kowtowed, and chanted words in his mouth: "Thank you for the green of the patriarch! Thank you for the green of the patriarch!"
When I bowed down in the summer, I actually thought in my heart: "Looking at how green I am, it seems that I am very favored by the ancestors! I guess the benefits will not be less, I don't know if I have been instilled with two hundred years of skill, or if I am taught a profound method?"
"It's also possible to directly upgrade the [Guardian] ability to a level, so that I can only green myself to be able to green others!"
"Otherwise, you can transform into the Hulk!"
One of the two was full of excitement, the other was full of expectations, and no one noticed that a green arrow flew out of the portrait of the patriarch on the wall, passing through the dark green lake and heading straight for Uncle Cao's crotch.
After Xia kowtowed nine heads, he stood up and waited for Ancestor Han's next instructions.
The green lake in the room suddenly receded, as without warning as when it came, and the basement was empty again.
Summer stood there and waited for a minute, unresponsive.
Summer stood there and waited for five minutes, unresponsive.
Ten minutes later, Summer's big eyes and Uncle Cao's small eyes glared at each other: This is the end?
What about the 200 years of skill?
What about the advanced methods that are good?
What about saying that you can green others?
What about the Hulk?
Master Zu, you only know about the green man, don't you know the compensation?
I'm just being green for nothing? Master Zu, don't you have any compensation in the future?
Are you Qingyunmen or Greenman? Master Zu, you give a word!
At this time, Uncle Cao was restless, more embarrassed than in summer, and wanted to open his mouth to say something several times, but swallowed it again.
Suddenly, Uncle Cao looked like he was itching, stretched out his right hand and touched it directly under his crotch, stretched out his hand halfway, glanced at Summer, and shrank back stiffly.
Uncle Cao turned around, shaking all over, his hand stretched out for a while, retracted for a while, and finally seemed to be really unable to bear it, and said with his back to Xia: "Xiaotian, you wait here for a while, I'll come when I go." ”
I saw Uncle Cao trot, three steps and two steps up the stairs, and disappeared in two or three seconds.
This summer didn't take long, about seven or eight minutes later, Uncle Cao came down, still holding a green wooden box in his hand, the box looked very ancient, very old-fashioned.
When I looked at Uncle Cao in the summer, hey, it seemed like a different person.
"You look refreshed, you seem to have taken a shower, what the hell did you just do?"
Although it was a little strange for Uncle Cao to take a bath just now, he didn't think much about it, after all, it would take five or six minutes to take a bath, what could he do with the remaining one or two minutes?
Uncle Cao picked up the box and handed it to Xia, and said to Xia Xia in a very small voice: "Xiaotian, open it and take a look, inside is the secret treasure of Qingyunmen that has been passed down from generation to generation by my Cao family." ”
Uncle Cao thought for a moment and continued: "I saw that you were so green just now, which means that Master Zu's divine thoughts have approved you, and now this secret treasure will be given to you." ”
Then Uncle Cao said to himself in a voice like a mosquito: "This should be regarded as an endorsement, right? We don't know what the rules of the ancestor green man are!"
When I opened the box in the summer, I saw that there was a brush inside, which was about 25 cm long, with a pale gold barrel, a pale gold bristles, and two brown-red rings on the barrel.
While observing the brush in the summer, Uncle Cao ran upstairs again, this time quickly, and took down a dagger and an alcohol lamp.
Uncle Cao lit the alcohol lamp, roasted the dagger on the lamp a little, handed it to Xia Xia and said, "Come, Xiaotian, drop blood to recognize the treasure." Then Uncle Cao himself turned around and went upstairs again.
Summer didn't bother with it, after all, he also wanted to know what was going on with the secret treasure, picked up the dagger, cut a small cut on the middle finger of his left hand, and a drop of blood gushed out.
Summer squeezed the middle finger of her left hand with her right hand and dripped blood beads against the brush.
Just when the blood bead was about to touch the brush, the brush rolled to the side, "pop", and the blood bead fell into the air!
Seeing this scene, Summer smiled dumbly: "Hey! It's kind of interesting! Are you happy?"
Summer once again on the brush a drop, the brush rolled again, and fell short again!
Now the summer suddenly competed with this brush, left and right, up and down.
In the summer, he directly turned into Didi, and the brush also turned into an old driver of the black car, but he refused to let the blood beads of summer touch him!
In the end, the brush stood up, and the bristles shook straight towards the summer, as if to say: "Come on! Come on! Have the ability to drip down to me! Labor and management just don't pay platform fees!"
Summer patted his head and said in his mouth: "I don't believe it today, I can't make your little pen anymore!"
Summer walked around the room, touched his nose, and suddenly remembered: "There is!"
Thinking of this, the scene of the last ring match immediately came to Summer's mind.
In that fight match between Liu Mei and Xi Rui, Summer was busy playing songs for Xi Rui, and Liu Mei stretched her mental ability and seduced herself in her mind, but Summer didn't watch it carefully.
As a host, Summer didn't need Ciri's consent to directly retrieve the memory bank of that day, and for a while, it was like a movie, and the wonderful scenes played in Summer's mind.
Summer is fast forward, slow down, paused, Adam's apple is up and down, and the mouth of "coo-to-goo" seems to be swallowing saliva.
Summer watched while chanting words: "Almost, almost, almost, soon!"
said that it was too late, and then quickly, Summer suddenly shouted in his mouth: "It's now!"
I saw a nosebleed "bang" squirting out, this cavity of nosebleeds was so much, so fast, and so wide, that the brush that had no time to dodge was poured all over the face!
Seeing this situation, Summer couldn't help but feel proud anymore, and laughed out loud, laughing so much that his mouth was foaming and his nose bleeds!
Labor and management are geniuses!
You've heard of the blood and nosebleeds, and you've heard of the wood, brothers!
Summer can't wait to be an online writer now, and write this scene into a book so that readers can give a reward, and it must be justified.
Regarding the plot of blood and treasure recognition, there are not 10,000 copies, and thousands of books have been written, but the weird idea of watching a film and spraying nosebleeds to recognize treasures has to admit that the brain hole in summer is so big that it is indeed worthy of appreciation.
This time the brush did not escape, and finally established a spiritual connection with the summer, and after a while, the summer figured out the situation of the brush.
The body of the brush is actually a mallet, but the mallet usually likes to disguise itself as a pen.
Currently, the mallet is the same as the [Guardian] ability, but it is only in its primary form, and it can only switch between the mallet and the pen form, of course, Summer also got a hint in his mind that the mallet can be upgraded in the future.
Since the basement is small after all, the main mallet form of the brush is not summoned in summer, so this will be studied in detail later.
Summer is worried about another thing, how can I carry this secret treasure with me?
In this day and age, it seems a bit weird to carry a brush with you, and the brush is relatively long, so it is not easy to place.
Thinking of this, Summer grabbed the brush in his hand and said, "Hey, mallet. Halfway through his words, he saw the brush swinging wildly.
Summer was stunned for a moment, and continued: "It seems that I don't like this name, so let's do it, I heard that the brush was invented by Meng Tian, so I will call you Meng Pen in the future." ”
The brush continued to swing after listening, and Xia was still not satisfied with it, and said, "Look at your stupid appearance, how about calling you a stupid pen?"
The brush twisted even more this time, and almost jumped out of the palm of Summer's hand.
Seeing this, Summer said: "Forget it, I'll think about the name later, I'll call you Xiaobi for the time being", seeing that the brush didn't twist too much this time, Summer continued to say: "Will you only disguise yourself as a brush?"
As soon as the words fell, the brush in Summer's hand immediately turned into a fountain pen.
Summer nodded with satisfaction and asked, "Will you disguise yourself as another pen?"
Now the little pen is energetic, quill pen, ballpoint pen, pencil, video pen, and even eyebrow pencil for makeup have all been transformed into summer one by one.
Summer was dumbfounded: "Are you so fond of putting pens on paper?"
The eyebrow pencil nodded, and twisted it, as if to say: "The master just loves to pretend pens, all kinds of pens love to pretend, there is no pen that the master can't pretend!"
Summer is speechless.