"Why don't you go down and take a taxi!" Lin Xiaoyi pretended to be very anxious: "I have to hurry up and hurry over, I can't let her wait in a hurry." ”

"You don't have a period, why are you so?" Xia Ning glared at him with disdain.

"I'm not hungry, I'm full at all times. Lin Xiaoyi glanced at her contemptuously: "Do you want to try?"

"Try it, just try it!" Xia Ning immediately went to pick up Lin Xiaoyi's pants.

Lin Xiaoyi hurriedly pushed her back and buckled her to the seat with a seat belt: "Can you be normal?"

"Didn't you let me try?" Xia Ning bit her lip innocently.

Lin Xiaoyi frowned: "Are you like An Tong, and you're going to become bisexual?"

Xia Ning rolled her eyes: "Don't worry! If I'm bisexual, I'll be the first to give you a good look." ”

"......" Lin Xiaoyi was very moved: "I didn't raise you as a daughter in vain!"

"So...... You want to sleep with your daughter? You are a pervert!"

Lin Xiaoyi: "......"

After sending Xia Ning back to the community, Lin Xiaoyi went to the Yun family.

At this point, they had already eaten dinner, and Yun Shuxue's family was sitting on the sofa chatting and watching TV.

Lin Xiaoyi's arrival made the atmosphere more lively.

Yun Shuxue was a little worried, her parents were too satisfied with Lin Xiaoyi.

If you break up in the future, your parents will be so angry that you won't eat!

When she was thinking wildly, her mother handed over a peeled orange that had eaten two petals, and Yun Shuxue took it and grabbed one and threw it into her mouth.

Suddenly, her face was a little stiff with soreness.

I'm knocking!

What a broken orange, it's so sour that your teeth don't look like your own!

"Is it sweet?" asked my mother solemnly.

"It's very sweet...... Yun Shuxue smacked her lips "unsatisfied": "Dad, have you tasted it?"

"I tasted it before you, and your mother gave it to me first, you see how good she is to me. Yun Derong said seriously.

Yun Shuxue nodded, smiled and broke a petal and handed it to Lin Xiaoyi.

The latter naturally opened his mouth and took it, and when he heard them all say that it was sweet, he wanted to taste it himself.

Suddenly, Lin Xiaoyi's expression also stiffened for a moment.

The taste of this Nima is too different from what I imagined!

It's sweet?

Yun Shuxue looked at him without waves, calmly pulled a petal and threw it into his mouth, and continued to look at him: "It's quite sweet." ”

Lin Xiaoyi nodded approvingly, and gave the last few remaining oranges to Yun Shuyu.

This guy was even more bullish, and at once he stuffed all the remaining oranges into his mouth.

The other four looked at him intently, at his expression as he was about to doubt his life.

Suddenly, Yun Shuyu's facial features were so sour that they were distorted to the point that they were almost deformed: "I'm ......!"

"You ...... You guys...... It's horrible......!"

"It's pretty sweet!" Yun Shuxue still said.

Yun Shuyu jumped up and rushed towards her "viciously".

"Xiao Yi help!" Yun Shuxue hurriedly hid in Lin Xiaoyi's arms.

Seeing that these two people began to sprinkle dog food and pick them up, Yun Shuyu naturally didn't want to make another time.

"What does this fully mean?" Yun Derong said with a serious face.

Yun Shuyu replied: "It fully shows that the most important thing for our family is to be neat and tidy." ”

Yun Derong was stunned for a moment: "Although what I want to say is that the family should share blessings and difficulties. But I think Xiaoyu's summary is also good. ”

Lin Xiaoyi: "......" Yun Shuxue: "......"

Doesn't the meaning of this sentence have evolved into a whole family burping?

……

After chatting for a while, when she returned upstairs, Yun Shuxue wanted to dance.

It feels like she's using dancing to exercise her body, and anyway, she can also burn some calories and promote blood circulation.

And most women who dance often will indeed have a better figure than ordinary women.

She is in the stage of continuous improvement and is very energetic in learning, but Lin Xiaoyi's energy is not as big as her.

"Hey, can you cheer up!" Yun Shuxue felt that Lin Xiaoyi was a little perfunctory: "Such a big beauty dances with you, you actually seem like you're about to fall asleep." ”

"How can you be more narcissistic than me?" Lin Xiaoyi was a little helpless.

"I didn't learn it from you. Yun Shuxue snorted: "I really envy the man who married me in the future, he is afraid that he saved the world in his last life!"

Lin Xiaoyi wants to say that if he marries a woman who can only touch, touch, rub, and rub, I am afraid that he has created sins in his previous life!

After the two danced and took a bath, Yun Shuxue didn't know what she thought, and suddenly said, "I think you should be pretty in women's clothes." ”

Lin Xiaoyi stared at her stunned for five seconds, and then ignored her.

"I'm serious!" Yun Shuxue stared at Lin Xiaoyi seriously and bit her lip: "Or ...... Can you give it a try?"

"You're out of your mind!" Lin Xiaoyi frowned.

“…… I'll just look at the effect, and I'm not asking you to wear it out for others to see. ”

"This doesn't work, it's not negotiable. Lin Xiaoyi decisively refused.

Yun Shuxue flattened her mouth angrily, looking a little aggrieved.

However, Lin Xiaoyi had no intention of comforting her at all.

Load it up!

The APP didn't call the police!

After a while, Yun Shuxue saw that it was useless to pretend to be angry, so she finally spoke: "Or...... You also make a request, we rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will be punished. ”

Lin Xiaoyi frowned slightly, feeling that this is okay, everyone should be fair.

"Then you do a striptease. Lin Xiaoyi said: "The kind that you want to take off." ”

Yun Shuxue: "......"

It's too much!

"This one doesn't work, change another one. Yun Shuxue glared at him angrily.

"Then you can do a dress-up dance. Lin Xiaoyi said.

"From ...... How many clothes do you wear?"

"Of course, I started wearing it naked, but don't worry, it won't take long to jump, and I won't be interested in looking at it again after you put on two clothes. ”

Yun Shuxue: "......"

"You're really boring like this, can you be serious?" Yun Shuxue said with a pretty face.

Lin Xiaoyi thought for a moment and said, "Then let's sleep with a quilt." ”

Yun Shuxue frowned slightly, falling into a short thought.

After more than ten seconds, she spoke: "Just sleep for ten minutes." ”

"Yes. Lin Xiaoyi nodded: "Ten minutes is enough for me to come ten times." ”

"......" Yun Shuxue was speechless: "It's just a bed, and you're not allowed to do that kind of thing!"

"Do you think I won't be able to come if I don't do it directly? You underestimate our man's imagination too much!"

"......" Yun Shuxue didn't know how to communicate.

"Come on, rock-paper-scissors!" Lin Xiaoyi asked for battle: "Just win or lose, don't make excuses." ”

Yun Shuxue took a deep breath: "Okay, whoever regrets it is not a man!"

"Brother Win......" Lin Xiaoyi glared at her: "If you don't want to play, forget it." ”

You're not a man in the first place, and you're playing this word game with me!

"Alright! I'm absolutely talking. ”

"Ready, three, two, one!" Lin Xiaoyi took out the scissors.

Yun Shuxue was also a rule, and almost at the same time out of the cloth, but when she saw that something was wrong, she hurriedly changed the stone.

Lin Xiaoyi ignored her, went directly to the bed and got into the quilt, then lifted a quilt corner, and patted the bed with a smile.

"Hurry up!"

"No, I'm obviously a stone!" Yun Shuxue blushed and wanted to retort.

"You're a hammer!"

"It's true that it's a hammer, isn't it called a hammer in some places?"

Lin Xiaoyi: "......"

"Do you still want to play?" Lin Xiaoyi was helpless.

Yun Shuxue bit her rosy lip, blushed slightly, and walked to the side of the bed with some twist......

……