Chapter 179: Kneeling and singing conquest
"Hmph! This time I'm going to show you what a classic three-step layup is!"
After holding the ball again, Xu Caikun snorted coldly at Mo Yuan, and then began a series of dazzling fancy dribbles.
In the eyes of the general melon-eating masses, Xu Caikun's movements were as fast as convulsions.
Caused countless screams and cheers.
However, Mo Yuan pursed his lips disdainfully, since you like acting so much. Then I'll let you perform enough!
And yet at this very moment.
Xu Caikun moved with the ball!
One dribbles behind and then a nice turn.
"Hey...... I've flashed it now, haven't I?"
Xu Caikun chuckled slightly proudly.
Then he rushed to the basket.
"What did you just say?"
However, at this moment, Mo Yuan's disdainful and flat voice suddenly sounded beside him.
"Hmm, it's so fast?"
Xu Caikun's face changed suddenly, and then he gritted his teeth. With all his strength gathered in his legs, he directly started a three-step layup!
One-step!
Mo Yuan easily followed.
Two steps!
Mo Yuan still kept up very easily!
"Hmph, I don't believe you can keep up with me at this step!"
Xu Caikun suddenly snorted coldly, gritted his teeth, and finally stepped out suddenly in the third step!
"Tear up!"
A crisp crotch cracking sound sounded!
Because the step was too big, this step was almost torn into a horse, and the suspenders on Xu Caikun's body actually cracked from the crotch!
Xu Caikun instantly had a feeling of being blown by the wind and feeling cold.
"Hiss...... Kun Kun is actually Umegawa Neiku!"
The crowd of melon-eating people immediately screamed.
However, at this time. Xu Caikun's face changed suddenly, not because he was shy, but because he was so painful that he changed color - at that step just now, his steps were too big and he was torn to the egg......
At this time, where did he still have the heart to go to the basket?
The basketball in his hand was thrown away, and his figure flashed, and it "just happened" to be thrown into Mo Yuan's hand.
"Is it still compared?"
Mo Yuan turned the basketball slightly, put it on his index finger, and asked with a smile.
"I'm better than you!"
Xu Caikun's legs were clamped, and he looked at a kind of melon-eating crowd with a painful expression, pointing at him. Immediately roared in annoyance.
"So you're throwing in the towel, don't you compare?"
The corners of Mo Yuan's mouth lifted and asked coldly.
"If you lose, you lose, and playing basketball is just my hobby anyway!"
Xu Caikun immediately yelled with confidence, and then put down a cruel sentence: "You wait for me, I will definitely make you regret it!"
When he was done, he turned around and prepared to leave!
"Wait!"
Mo Yuan immediately frowned and said loudly.
"What else do you want?"
Xu Caikun shouted angrily at Mo Yuan, and asked loudly.
"Have you forgotten something? Looks like you've lost, you have to record a music video as I asked!"
Mo Yuan stepped forward and said lightly.
"I'm recording your MV! Good dog doesn't get in the way, get out of the way!"
Xu Caikun scolded. I want to leave.
"Huh...... It seems that I need to teach you how to behave!"
Mo Yuan immediately sneered, and a trace of anger flashed in his eyes.
immediately stepped forward and "hugged" Xu Caikun's neck with great affection!
Xu Caikun's face changed suddenly, and he only felt that his neck was stuck in iron tongs, and his breathing began to become a little difficult!
Xu Caikun couldn't help but be surprised, and then he understood, it turned out that Mo Yuan was a master, and he had been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger just now!
"You...... What do you want to do?"
Xu Caikun asked in a nervous whisper.
"Don't be nervous! Your brother and I are a civilized person, I just want to talk to you about life and ideals!"
Mo Yuan smiled slightly, and then walked towards the toilet with Xu Caikun......
The next second.
A crackling sound and Xu Caikun's miserable howl like killing a pig suddenly came out of the toilet!
"Wow...... You lied to me, didn't you say you were a civilized person? How can you still beat people! Ah......hh
"Who told you that a civilized person can't beat someone? Don't you realize how gentlemanly and civilized my posture is?"
Immediately there was another crackling bang.
After Zhu Dachang and Gao Linlin glanced at each other, they quickly ran into the toilet.
"Ah...... Don't slap your face, big brother! If you hit me again, I'm going to be disfigured, I'm a person who eats with my face......"
I saw that Xu Caikun was curled up in the squatting pit at this time, protecting his face with his hands, and constantly begging for mercy!
"Don't hit your face? Okay! If you take your hand away, I won't hit you!"
Mo Yuan said with a smile on his face.
"Really, you don't lie to me?"
Xu Caikun looked incredulous.
"Don't worry! I'm an honest man and never lie!"
Mo Yuan said with a serious face.
"That'...... So are you a brute or not?"
Xu Caikun was still vigilant, and his hands were tightly protecting his face.
"Don't worry, I'm so honest that I won't even lie to brutes!"
Mo Yuan's smile became more and more warm.
"Whew......!"
After hearing Mo Yuan's words, Xu Caikun suddenly breathed a heavy sigh of relief.
Then he obediently put his hands down.
However, the moment he put his hands down, Mo Yuan's fists swung like lightning!
"Bang bang!"
Two muffled sounds rang out!
Xu Caikun suddenly turned into a panda eye!
"Bang!"
"Click!"
There was another muffled thud, accompanied by a slight cracking of bones.
Xu Caikun's towering artificial nose was suddenly crooked.
"Bang bang bang ......!"
Another series of explosions rang out!
I saw that Xu Caikun's originally sexy thin lips instantly swelled into two large sausages!
"Woooooooooo......oo You're lying to me again!"
After spitting out two front teeth, Xu Caikun really cried, as if he was like a wronged little daughter-in-law, crying so much!
"Don't you wronged me! Did I hit you in the face? I only hit your eyes, nose, and mouth, and I didn't touch your face at all! You dare to wronged me again, believe it or not, I beat you out?"
Mo Yuan suddenly felt that he had been greatly wronged, and said loudly!
"Poof......!"
Seeing Mo Yuan's cheap and obedient look, Gao Linlin on the side couldn't help laughing.
"By the way, you still can't shoot that MV?"
Mo Yuan asked at Xu Caikun who was squatting in the pit.
"Pat pat pat ...... Shoot whatever you want me to do!"
At this time, Xu Caikun already knew that Mo Yuan had broken through the limits of the human body and become a real martial artist!
He will not be his opponent in any way.
Why bother looking for abuse in yourself?
"Well, that's pretty much it!"
Mo Yuan nodded with satisfaction, and then hooked his finger at Xu Caikun again, and said, "Come on, come on, kneel in front of me to try the mirror first!"
Xu Caikun didn't dare to slack off, and quickly knelt in front of Mo Yuan, reluctantly squeezed out a smile, and asked, "What else do I need to do?"
"Listen to my conquest first!"
Mo Yuan took out his mobile phone, turned on the video, and said lightly.
Without the slightest hesitation.
"Conquered by you like this, drink the poisonous ...... you have hidden"
The melodious singing immediately resounded throughout the toilet, and the only thing that was lacking was that due to the loss of two front teeth, sometimes the lyrics were not very clear and would leak......
"Yes, yes, yes, good singing, worthy of praise!"
Mo Yuan nodded with satisfaction, and then took out a note from his pocket that had been prepared a long time ago.
"Read it to me!"
"Yes yes yes ......"
Xu Caikun took the note very obediently and began to read aloud to the camera: "Dear fans and friends, there has been an ancient saying in China since ancient times, called "Filial piety comes first! I hope that while you care for me, you should also care for your parents! Learn more about the essence of Chinese culture - "loyalty, filial piety, festival, piety, courtesy, righteousness......"
Reading this, Xu Caikun suddenly couldn't read anymore.
"Why don't you read it?"
Mo Yuan immediately frowned, and asked with some curiosity.
"How do you pronounce the last two words?"
Xu Caikun suddenly asked a little weakly.