Fifty-two, beauty scheming
Of course, this kind of nonsense of a primary school student will definitely not be fooled for too long, but Jiang Shuiyuan is not worried, because the beauty plan of the higher rank is coming towards his own money.
"Yo, Jiang Shuiyuan, do you remember who I am?" asked the beautiful woman in front of her with a smile.
Jiang Shuiyuan said with a smile: "Such a big beauty, it is unforgettable, you must remember! Your name is Hu Peiwei, from the Experimental Middle School Affiliated to Huazhong University, yes or no?"
There is no girl who doesn't like to be praised, and the happiness of being praised is obviously proportional to the other party's appearance. For example, now, Hu Peiwei feels that her little heart is surrounded by countless chocolates and honey, full of sweetness and happiness. Wei looked at Jiang Shuiyuan with a smile: "Not bad, young man! He is handsome, and he is so good at talking, he is simply a flirtatious girl." ”
Zhang Yuanheng came over like a shadow and asked with a smile, "Then have you been teased?"
"I'm a female man with rough skin and thick flesh and a weight of one hundred and eighteen, not a soft girl, and I can't move for idle people!" said Wei Xiao and stretched out his hand towards the water source of the river: "My name is Wei Xiao, Jizhou No. 2 Middle School in the capital, and now lives in the 438 bedroom, and Hu Peiwei, this Xie Qiqi in Henan Runing Mansion, and this Sang Ping in Yanzhou Mansion in Zhejiang Province are called the four King Kongs in the 38th dormitory. Get acquainted?"
Jiang Shuiyuan gently shook it and shook it a few times: "It's an honor! My name is Jiang Shuiyuan, and I am from Huai'an Mansion affiliated to Jingshi University. I would like to state in advance that the rumors about me that are currently circulating by individual students are not true, so please be aware of all students, do not listen, do not believe, and do not pass on, and all reliable news is subject to my personal official release. Thank you!"
Sang Ping asked curiously, "What rumors, why haven't I heard of them?"
Jiang Shuiyuan's tone was very sincere: "That means that you are an ordinary person, belonging to the united front goal of consciously resisting rumors and maintaining a good atmosphere, and you have not yet stood in the face of the broad masses of the people." Why Sang Ping, how much do you think about it, you have to isolate yourself from the country and the people?"
Sang Ping's warm and glutinous Wu Yue said softly: "I'm just curious!"
"No, you're not curious, you're Sang Ping!" Jiang Shuiyuan made a little joke, and then took the initiative to walk over and stretch out his right hand: "First time we met, please advise!"
"Each other!" Sang Ping smiled slyly: "Then it is rumored that you have won the first prize in the New Concept Essay Competition, and you have also written and filmed advertisements, is it also fake?"
Needless to say, it must be Hu Peiwei's little girl who has penetrated herself. Jiang Shuiyuan said: "You should take it as a fake, right?"
"Hypocrisy!"
After Jiang Shuiyuan and Xie Qiqi finished shaking hands, he introduced the three people in his dormitory to the four King Kongs of 438. At the end of the greetings, there was no one in the classroom, and according to Jiang Shuiyuan's expectations, they should go back to their respective homes to find their mothers. Who knew that Wei Xiao suddenly proposed: "After four hours of exams, the little energy that I finally saved for dinner was consumed, how can we stay up after a long night?"
Eat supper? I don't know how to eat supper in the middle of the night?
Before Jiang Shuiyuan could say anything, he heard Zhang Yuanheng cheer and say: "Right, the weather is so cold that I shiver, I want to have some bean curd, skewers, husband and wife lung slices, and hoof flower soup before I can sleep comfortably! I don't know if the supper in the capital is as comfortable as our Bashu." ”
Jiang Shuiyuan had no choice but to ignore this foodie and asked Wei Shan instead: "What about you?"
"I'll get some lamb kebabs!"
I'm asking you if you're going, not what you're going to eat! Jiang Shuiyuan was completely speechless at these two foodie roommates, so he had to pin his hopes on Merlin, who had always been precipitous and self-exalted: "Merlin, your opinion-huh?!"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Merlin staring at Hu Peiwei in a daze, his eyes couldn't be pulled out, obviously his IQ had dropped to negative at the moment, and he couldn't answer such a challenging question at all. Jiang Shuiyuan could only throw the question back: "We have no opinion, what about you?"
Sang Ping immediately said: "Okay, good, you can sleep soundly when you are full! ”
Hu Peiwei also agreed, but Xie Qiqi was a little hesitant. She rubbed her flat lower abdomen and said in annoyance, "I want to eat supper, but I'm afraid that I will gain weight if I eat it." ”
Wei Xiao glanced at her: "The good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting soul is more than 200 catties." You're still far from more than 200 pounds, it's okay. ”
Sang Ping smiled: "That's right. Horses have no night grass and no fat, people have no supper and no fat, Qiqi you are so thin, you have to eat more later, and strive to achieve the grand goal of more than 200 catties as soon as possible. ”
Since everyone has no opinion, the bill to eat supper passed smoothly.
The eight people chatted while walking, groping and asking people, and really let them find a night snack stall that was still open at ten o'clock in the evening. However, there is no Bashu food that Zhang Yuanheng is talking about all the way on the stall, just simple grilled chicken wings, barbecue skewers, grilled leeks, grilled steamed buns and the like. In Zhang Yuanheng's chattering complaints, everyone ordered a few things. Jiang Yuan's order is roasted garlic, roasted mushrooms and roasted steamed bread slices, all of which are very vegetarian.
Xie Qiqi blinked her watery eyes and asked, "Jiang Shuiyuan, why do you eat so vegetarian and so little?" Is it because artists must control their weight at all times?"
Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head: "I'm not an artist, and I don't need to control my weight, but I'm not in good health and need to avoid eating." ”
Wei Xiao raised his eyebrows: "Amazing, Brother Jiang is really alluring to the country and the city, and he is sad and sick! Do you want to have a Niu Er? I guarantee that you will be able to invigorate your blood and dispel blood stasis, activate your meridians, dispel wind and cold, dispel your sorrows, and forget all diseases!"
Zhang Yuanheng sat next to Jiang Shuiyuan, and when he heard this, he immediately pushed his elbow against Jiang Shuiyuan: "Brother Shuiyuan, what kind of medicine is Niu Er that Wei Xiao said? Why are you so godly?"
Jiang Shuiyuan said: "I don't know what kind of medicine Niu Er is, but listening to her description, it seems to be a kind of wine." ”
Wei Xiao became more energetic: "You don't even know the famous Niu Er?" Let me tell you, Niu Er is the symbol of the capital, and people say that there are three things that must be done when you come to the capital, visit the Forbidden City, eat roast duck, and drink Niu Er. If you haven't drunk Niu Er, you won't be authentic and have been to the capital!How about it, do you want to come some?"
Jiang Shuiyuan was puzzled: "The three things you must do when you come to the capital are not to visit the Forbidden City, eat roast duck, and visit Jingshi University?"
"That's another way of saying it. I'm from Beijing, so I don't know anything? Besides, haven't we all visited Jingshi University? If only it would be worth the trip!"
Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head firmly: "I'm sorry, wine is also within my taboo range." ”
Zhang Yuanheng, a foodie, couldn't resist the temptation: "Then can I come a little less?"
"I'll do a little bit too. Wei Shan also took the bait.
Not to be outdone, Merlin said: "I'll do it too." But first, I'll pay for this meal!"
Wei Xiao laughed heartily: "Don't worry about paying the bill, let's eat first." When you follow the local customs and drink Niu Er, we will talk about paying the bill. As he spoke, he turned around and greeted the stall owner, "Boss, come with three bottles of Xiaoer!"
Zhang Yuanheng was stunned: "Sister Wei Xiao, didn't you just say Niu Er, why did you become a junior second again?"
Wei Xiao didn't speak, and the stall owner pinched three bottles of Niulanshan Erguotou in two taels and put them on the table, and helped explain by the way: "Xiao Er is a kind of Niu Er, which is the Niulanshan Erguo head in two or two, commonly known as 'Xiao Er'." Understood?"
Zhang Yuanheng was dumbfounded: "Ah, it turned out to be the second pot head!"