Chapter 190 Majors Don't Borrow Money
Ke Lan secretly wept while watching the show, and it is estimated that Ke Lan is the only one who can watch a very happy show with tears in his eyes.
In the show, Xu Duan and the audience at the show kept laughing.
At the same time, some people on the Internet have begun to mention strange cases and strange stories about this show, among which most of them are Xu Xuan's fans, and there are also many viewers who like this art form.
"Everyone, look, it's time to disconnect the new show!"
"What kind of program? I've always heard that there is going to be a show, but I haven't seen any publicity. ”
"That's it, I've been talking about doing new shows, but I haven't heard of what shows to be made!"
"Strange cases, go and see, it's very good!"
"Strange cases and strange stories? Isn't that the old show of Xinjing? After going to Xinjing, I learned about Xinjing, are you kidding upstairs?"
"Who is kidding you, really, it's very good, it's addictive for a minute!"
"Really, it's fake, Xu Xuan is going to do strange cases and strange talks?"
"It's impossible, Xu Xuan does that kind of show? That's not his style. ”
"That's right, Xu Duan hasn't looked back on the way to the comedian, strange cases? ”
"What did he tell that story, what he said was awesome!"
"Isn't that really awesome? I'll check it out!"
"I'll go too!"
"Go together, go together!"
……
In the show, Xu Duan said all the way that Ma San and Uncle Jia entered the Zhenwu Palace.
"Come on, come on, let's worship Emperor Zhenwu. ”
Turning to the main hall, just as the Emperor Zhenwu was wearing his hair and bare feet, holding a sword, a snake crossed in this leg, and a turtle in this foot.
The two of them came in.
"Come three brothers, Uncle Zhenwu is here, take a look. ”
"Okay, okay, I think that with the True Martial Emperor to bless me, I will definitely be able to pass this year. ”
"Brother, what do you think? Brother gave you an explanation, do you see the snake on his leg, do you know what it is called? The snake drills a hole and the snake knows, this means that whoever hurts knows. ”
"Ah, I know, I know. ”
"Look at this turtle with your feet on it, do you know what it means? I don't dare to see people shrinking their heads and brains to show that they have no money, and then look at the Emperor Zhenwu, who has no money to comb his braids with his hair and bare feet and no shoes under his feet. ”
"I said he was holding a sword..."
"It's who borrows money and plays with whom. ”
At the scene of the show, the audience couldn't be happy, how could they still be full of resentment when they first entered the venue, they were about to become Xu Xuan's brainless fans.
"Haha, whoever borrows money plays with whom! If you don't want to borrow money, just say it, play so many tricks to pay back!"
"Boss Jia is too bad, he doesn't want to borrow money and doesn't tell anyone!"
"It's just, it's just bad. ”
……
"Brother, what you mean is you and me..."
"Brother, money is not a problem, we buddies have a lot of money, what do you mean by two jujubes? Three thousand two thousand taels of silver is not a problem. ”
"I thank you. ”
"You wait for me to finish, but you have to be reasonable, you still have an account outside, right? You have no money to spend, but others still owe you? You have to ask for the account first, you ask for the account and say that there is nothing enough, my brother added it to you, I love you, you can't come up and stab me first, this doesn't make sense. ”
Xu Duan explained: "These two sentences seem to be reasonable, but in fact, this Jia boss is cunning and cunning, so does anyone really owe Ma San an account? Yes, who?" It's the second kowtow, the second master of the jar alley, a few years ago, Ma San played money and sometimes had a surplus in his hands, one day the brothers and sisters met together, the second brother was short of money, looking for the uncle to borrow, the uncle didn't borrow money, the three said that Ma San stood up and grabbed a handful of scattered silver: Second brother, take the flowers, he had it at that time, and he didn't mention Ma San for a long time, but Uncle Jia remembered it for him, so I said this today. ”
"He owes you money, right? Let's go to the second brother, you go to him first, ask him to come over, and the rest of the brother I said right? It's easy to go into the city and hurry up to find him, it's not early, don't wait for a while and can't get out of the city gate, you know, you can't get out of the city gate and have no place to live, isn't our cottage Xiaokang?
"Hey, I'll go, I'll go. Xu Duan kept nodding his head as he learned from Ma San's stunned appearance, not to mention more images.
The audience burst into laughter on the spot.
"Hahaha, professional fools!"
"Majors don't borrow money, haha!"
"Couldn't have been more professional!"
"This image is simply three points!"
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Out of the Zhenwu Temple, Ma San came to the altar alley, turned around, to the door to see, this stuffy two sat on the doorstep steps with his hands and looked at the sky, just look at this day, Ma San came to the front in two steps.
"Second brother. ”
"Hey, brother, you're here. Xu Duan learned to be bored and half-dead, and he looked like he was about to die, and the audience suddenly laughed again.
"I'm here, you're fine. ”
"Okay. ”
"Good guy, you sit here at the door and bask in the sun, the sun is about to set, what, that brother I came to you. ”
"Ah, what's the matter?"
"That's... I should slap me in the face when I say this, brother, do you remember that you took some money from me a few years ago? Hehe, look brother, I'm mixed up now, I'm wearing patched clothes, nothing else, if you have a surplus, you give it to your brother, I can't get by. ”
"Well, let me pay it back?"
"Give it to your brother. ”
"It's not difficult to pay back the money, my family has two acres of artemisia orchard, wait for the artemisia to grow into a tree, a piece of wood into a boat, Suzhou and Hangzhou two states to swim for 5,000 years, swim until the nails are rotten wood, the nails are hung on the side of the road and hung on the wool and rolled into felt, and then I sell the felt for money, and then pay back your account!"
As soon as Xu Duan said this, regardless of whether he was in front of the TV or the audience, all of them burst into laughter.
Especially the audience, all of them applauded, and the applause was enthusiastic.
"Uncle doesn't borrow money professionally, second master doesn't pay back money when he is professional, haha!"
"Ma San, these two brothers are really amazing! one doesn't borrow money and the other doesn't pay back, it's a perfect match, haha!"
"Ma San also poured blood mold, haha, there are such two brothers!"
"What is Xu Xuan really doing with this thing, how can he do anything?"
"yes, he's going to do too much!"
"No wonder he's so hot now, it's not unreasonable!"
"yes, it's awesome!"
"It's so awesome, just with this word, ordinary people can't come!"
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At this time, the hosts in Xinjing City and the back row listening to the book were also shocked by Xu Xuan, this lord is also terrifying, you say that you have a lot of stories in your head, Cheng, you are a writer, I admit it! You don't even stumble in the live broadcast, Cheng, I also admit that you are talented! But your mother, you are still casually speaking out of chapters, it's too scary! Are you a human being?
"Ma San stood up: I'll go to your uncle's, second master, you are playing with people, your family's two acres of artemisia grow into tree pieces and become wrenches to make boats, Suzhou and Hangzhou have to swim for 5,000 years, am I waiting for that thing, if you don't pay back, you won't pay back, you shouldn't turn around and scold people, brother. ”
"Brother, brother, I also had to do it as a last resort. ”
"It's not this brother, I've come all the way here, I live outside Xizhimen now, outside the city gate, you don't give saliva to drink when I come, and you don't ask me if I'm thirsty or hungry, sit at the door and come to a Tang poem with 300 poems, what's the matter with you?"
"Ah, if you want to come in, go into the house. ”
"Good. ”
Ma San was startled when he pushed the door, and there were more than 100 people in the entire courtyard, all of whom were standing.
"Second master, what are you doing here?"
"It's all the account masters, and they want to pay for it. ”
"Then why don't you let them go into the house?"
"There are about fifty people in the house. ”
The audience burst into laughter when they heard this.
"Hahaha, this is a professional borrower!"
"The level of professionalism is simply indisputable!"
"Haha, Ma San's money is definitely not going to come down today!"